History Tropers / Civanfan

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: Make that twenty-four. Oh, well.

UPDATE UPDATE: here in October 2022, an extensive MRI found fourteen spots on my brain. I'm going to get them taken care of along with anything else that pops up, because the Good Lord filled me with spite and bitterness my whole life so I would have the strength to cling to existence by whatever unholy means I can.

UPDATE UPDATE: here in October 2022, an extensive MRI found fourteen spots on my brain. I'm going to get them taken care of along with anything else that pops up, because the Good Lord filled me with spite and bitterness my whole life and I intend to cling to existence by whatever unholy means I can.

UPDATE: As of February 2021, I'm celebrating my third diagnosis-aversary, thanks to Alectinib. I'm addle-pated from morphine and exhaustion, I'm achey, and I'd be a lot better off if I'd gone to visit the doctor when I first started suffering weird symptoms, but at least I'm still alive. So far.

UPDATE: As of February 2021, I'm celebrating my third diagnosis-aversary, thanks to Alectinib. I'd be a lot better off if I'd gone to visit the doctor when I first started suffering weird symptoms, but at least I'm still alive. So far.

UPDATE: As of February 2021, I'm celebrating my third diagnosis-aversary, thanks to Alectinib. I'd be a lot better off if I'd gone to visit the doctor when I first started suffering weird symptoms, but at least I'm still alive.

Please, live a beautiful life. Don't squander it pointlessly.

I was Vance Keith Benson.

I was 35 years old.

And in 2018, I learned I had Stage 4 cancer.

I wrote a bunch of thungs I never finished, had plans I never saw through.

I wrote a bunch of thungs I never finished, had plan's I never saw through.

I never fell in love, I was never any good to anyone.

Describe {{Civanfan}} here.

ShrinkingViolet {{Jerkass}} {{Gonk}}, no [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold heart of gold evident.]] Slowly developing into a Libertarian, in spite of hating politics.

Speaking honestly, it's getting so he can't stand to be around himself lately. He'd break up with himself and move out of himself, but the rent's cheap and packing's always a hassle. Plus his name's on the lease. If a cute girl or two would move into himself and have daily pillow fights, that would be...hum. Wait, the metaphor broke down.

One of his...our...my problems is a complete lack of focus and difficulty in taking things seriously. I also tend to drop fandoms and communities when I get too involved with them, so I'll probably just stay on the fringes.

Age: Too damn old. I wanted to stop at twelve, but ''time'' wouldn't let me.

Likes: Anime. Girls with Glasses. Girls with Guns. Girls with knives. Short girls. Tall girls. Slightly older women. Slightly younger women. Women who are pale. Women who are tanned. African women, Asian women, white women, Spanish women. Women with or without accents. Women whose eyes have some sort of color. Freckles. Sleeping. Eating fast food. Making people laugh. Getting on people's nerves. Going into random editing jags. Researching stuff at random. Painting.

Hates: Renames. Talking. Going outside. Time and how it doesn't stand still. Never being happy. Never understanding people. Falling in love. Scaring cute girls away with my looks, opinions, etc. The way other people smell. The way I smell even after a shower. Getting interested in things and losing interest in them just as quickly.

[[MadeOfWin Wins]]: 4

Pages I've Launched:

* ACaseOfSpringFever
* DrivenToMadness
* Film/ECComics (Film Page)
* TheLeechWoman
* TheScreamingSkull
* TheSiflAndOllyShow
* {{Squirm}}
* {{Touch}}

Pages I Feel I've Contributed Significantly To:

* BarackObama (I'm the jerk who keeps raining on your parade. Nyaaaahhhh! As well as getting stuff wrong and needing to cover for himself by fixing it. N-Nyaaaaaaah!)
* BoggyCreek2TheLegendContinues
* GeminiMan
* {{Mitchell}}
* {{Siren}}
* TheGirlInGoldBoots
* {{Tormented}}
* TouchOfSatan
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Werewolf Werewolf]]
* WildWorldOfBatwoman
* As well as numerous bits here and there, including adding pictures to a lot of cartoons.

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[[MadeOfWin Wins]]: 3