History TropeCo / LawEnforcementInc

[-[[SideEffectsInclude MANDATORY DISCLAIMER]]: Since they have no actual governmental or police credentials, your [=LEInc=] agents will not be able to use their phantom legal power to walk into secured facilities as a real government official; they must still sneak or break in as per the usual espionage procedures, and they are still subject to arrest and/or obstruction by {{Corrupt Hick}}s or even [[ByTheBookCop well-meaning police]], which might necessitate a breakout. But don't worry; our seminar will show you how!-]

We here at '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''', in cooperation with "actual" ex-military and police personnel, have developed a system for creating a self-funded, self-supporting private agency which can act as a legal authority and law enforcement power, or as an official military outfit, even with minimal (if any) ties to actual government/military/police organizations. And now it can be yours!

TropeCo/TropeCo®'s [=LEInc=] package shows you how your agents can wield every bit as much legal power as their official police or military counterparts -- and then some! This is because they will be unfettered by the letter of the law or by rules and procedures which apply to traditional agencies, laws which seem designed to protect the guilty while punishing the innocent. We'll teach you how this aspect can be spotlighted, or even outright exaggerated, in order to increase the effectiveness of your group. And the best part is that you won't actually be working directly for the government; but if you stick with our program, the government just might sub-contract all its dirty work to you! And the government pays BIG for it! Call now!

[[AC:Main/LawEnforcementInc]]

Are you a Main/CowboyCop who's been told to Main/TurnInYourBadge? Are you an Main/AntiHero who needs an outlet for your unorthodox, frequently semi-legal methods of law enforcement? Are you a freelance espionage agent looking for an outfit to call your own?

We here at '''TropeCo®''', in cooperation with "actual" ex-military and police personnel, have developed a system for creating a self-funded, self-supporting private agency which can act as a legal authority and law enforcement power, or as an official military outfit, even with minimal (if any) ties to actual government/military/police organizations. And now it can be yours!

Your agents will be able to act as fully deputized and authorized agents of the law and/or government without bothering with official credentials, pesky background checks or the like. Our proven techniques are equally effective whether you choose to have [[Main/OneManArmy only one field agent]] or an entire Main/RedShirtArmy. You'll learn how to set up your own rigorous training regiments; or, if you'd prefer to take the easy path, how to recruit former solders and policemen and use that training budget for [[DonutMessWithACop Donut Night]]! It's just that easy!

TropeCo®'s [=LEInc=] package shows you how your agents can wield every bit as much legal power as their official police or military counterparts -- and then some! This is because they will be unfettered by the letter of the law or by rules and procedures which apply to traditional agencies, laws which seem designed to [[Main/SoapOperaJustice protect the guilty while punishing the innocent]]. We'll teach you how this aspect can be spotlighted, or even outright exaggerated, in order to increase the effectiveness of your group. And the best part is that you won't actually be working directly for the government; but if you stick with our program, the government just might sub-contract all its dirty work to you! And the government pays BIG for it! Call now!

If you prefer to form an actual government agency, and are willing to put up with all the bureaucratic red tape required to obtain full government credentials, then visit Main/HeroesRUs. Second door on the right down at the South Side Mini Mall, behind the Main/BurgerFool.
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[-[[SideEffectsInclude MANDATORY DISCLAIMER]]: Since they have no actual governmental or police credentials, your [=LEInc=] agents will not be able to use their phantom legal power to walk into secured facilities as a real government official; they must still sneak or break in as per the usual espionage procedures, and they are still subject to arrest and/or obstruction by {{Corrupt Hick}}s or even [[ByTheBookCop well-meaning police, which might necessitate a breakout. But don't worry; our seminar will show you how!-]

[-[[SideEffectsInclude MANDATORY DISCLAIMER]]: Since they have no actual governmental or police credentials, your [=LEInc=] agents will not be able to use their phantom legal power to walk into secured facilities as a real government official; they must still sneak or break in as per the usual espionage procedures, and they are still subject to arrest and/or obstruction by {{Corrupt Hick}}s or even well-meaning police, which might necessitate a breakout. But don't worry; our seminar will show you how!-]

[-[[Main/YesButWhatDoesZataproximetacineDO MANDATORY DISCLAIMER]]: Since they have no actual governmental or police credentials, your [=LEInc=] agents will not be able to use their phantom legal power to walk into secured facilities as a real government official; they must still sneak or break in as per the usual espionage procedures, and they are still subject to arrest and/or obstruction by {{Corrupt Hick}}s or even well-meaning police, which might necessitate a breakout. But don't worry; our seminar will show you how!-]

Your agents will be able to act as fully deputized and authorized agents of the law and/or government without bothering with official credentials, pesky background checks or the like. Our proven techniques are equally effective whether you choose to have [[Main/OneManArmy only one field agent]] or an entire Main/RedShirtArmy. You'll learn how to set up your own rigorous training regiments; or, if you'd prefer to take the easy path, how to recruit former solders and policemen and use that training budget for Donut Night! It's just that easy!