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* Part 6 of season 3 finale of swing123s calvin and hobbes tv series has a really good one to hobbes from calvin, in that while hobbes is mocking the recently deceased mtm as being useless, to which calvin replies by pointing out all the times when calvin and his friends were in danger and hobbes raan and hide, leaving them to get them selves out of it, and ends with calvin saying that hobbes is the useless one and that calvin should have kicked him out years ago.

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* Part 6 of the season 3 finale of swing123s calvin and hobbes swing123's CalvinAnd Hobbes tv series has a really good one to hobbes Hobbes from calvin, Calvin, in that while hobbes Hobbes is mocking the recently deceased mtm as being useless, to which calvin Calvin replies by pointing out all the times when calvin Calvin and his friends were in danger and hobbes raan Hobbes ran and hide, leaving them to get them selves themselves out of it, and ends with calvin Calvin saying that hobbes Hobbes is the useless one and that calvin Calvin should have kicked him out years ago.
*In Fanfic/HowIBecameYours, Zuko and Mai exchange these speeches after Zuko finds out that Mai concealed the letters about Katara's pregnancy from him. Each accuses the other of being selfish and endangering the Fire Nation, and while Zuko is supposed to be the sympathetic one, Mai's arguments are more convincing.
-->'''Zuko''': Now I see why I couldn't love you even when I tried to! My gut knew that you would do something like this to me! '''A Child mai!''' You didn't do this for our '''country!''' You didn't do this for '''me'''! You did this for you! '''You hate her more than anything since the second you saw her!!''' And I will not have you talk about her that way! For your selfish reasons, you might have put our country in '''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin dander]]''' and all that I have built for this nation!! Your a '''traitor'''!
-->'''Mai''': '''Stop talking like you care about this country and the people in it!''' I am your '''queen''' and you betrayed us all! '''It's because you love that tramp!!!''' You never cared about anyone but yourself you '''[[MemeticMutation chard]]''' '''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny monster]]'''! I seen it the day you left their little group and became '''Fire Lord'''! The way you looked at her said it all! Your the '''liar!!!!'''
-->'''Zuko''': '''i'm going to pretend you didn't say chard... monster...''' Regarless of what you think you saw, at that point in my life, I wasn't with '''you'''... your sins are way darker, and your demons more desirable than mine could ever be. '''I can't trust you anymore'''. You have made loving you impossible now. You '''will not''' talk to me like you now me. You will be stripped of your title. Tonight you will leave the palace... I am not '''Zuko''' to you anymore... and you are not my Queen...
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* At the end of Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, Sakura delivers one to [[spoiler:Ronan, before killing him in Benji's ending.]]
-->'''Sakura''': "[[CharacterDerailment You degraded my friends]]. You stole my virginity. [[BastardBoyfriend You abused me]]. You made me do the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real response to your declaration of 'i luv u': [[PrecisionFStrike FU]][[ThisIsSparta CK]]. [[TheDogBitesBack YO]][[CrowningMomentOfAwesome U!]]"
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-->''"...any therapy would likely further enable his abilities to manipulate others. His intelligence and superficial charm, combined with his pathologic egocentricity and internalised morality, make him a dangerous individual deserving of clinical management and incarceration. He is driven by some, as yet, undefined goal. Kira's targeting of criminals gives a certain mask of sanity and 'goodness' in terms of his reasoning, but, due to his narcissism and deep-rooted antipathy, I doubt that they are exclusively or will remain his true aim of attack. At this point in time I would score him high for the Factor 1 scale of emotional psychopathy on the PCL-R, though his neurosis are not fully incapsulated within those criteria. He appears, at times, to show feelings of strong empathy, despite his apparent incapability to love." Light slammed the folder and the words shut. "[[{{Angrish}} What a load of utter rubbish. I don't care. Really. I couldn't give a flying fuck."]]''

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-->''"...-->''"[[TheSociopath ...any therapy would likely further enable his abilities to manipulate others. His intelligence and superficial charm, charm,]] combined with his [[{{Narcissist}} pathologic egocentricity egocentricity]] and [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity internalised morality, morality,]] make him a dangerous individual deserving of clinical management and incarceration. He is driven by some, as yet, undefined goal. Kira's targeting of criminals gives a certain mask of sanity and 'goodness' in terms of his reasoning, but, due to his narcissism and deep-rooted antipathy, I doubt that they are exclusively or will remain his true aim of attack. At this point in time I would score him high for the Factor 1 scale of emotional psychopathy on the PCL-R, though his neurosis are not fully incapsulated within those criteria. He appears, at times, to show feelings of strong empathy, despite his apparent incapability to love." Light slammed the folder and the words shut. "[[{{Angrish}} What a load of utter rubbish. I don't care. Really. I couldn't give a flying fuck."]]''
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--> '''Light:''' Mr. Raye Penber is very annoying and doesn't know when to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I realize it is his job to follow me around like a lost puppy but could he at least put a small amount of effort into not being so bloody noticeable? It's almost embarrassing having to look behind me every day and see him there standing oh so inconspicuously behind me with that newspaper shielding his pasty face. [[NewspaperThinDisguise Yes, I can see him behind that newspaper]] the eyes in my face indicate that I am not blind. Your fiancé should note this fact next time he comes tapping along behind me, which should be any moment now I might add. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Here are a few tips I wish to convey to your lover boy, please feel free to tell him for me as I think it's counterproductive for me to tell him. Besides it would just point out how inept he truly is:]] 1) when following someone try not to walk so loudly and when they stop walking you stop walking 2) when following someone do not literally follow them at every single moment of the day this includes lurking outside their room in the dead of night 3) [[LimitedWardrobe do not wear the same clothes every day especially when on a high school campus not only are you noticeable you look completely ridiculous]] 4) when on a bus that is being high-jacked by a man with a gun do not show your victim your ID with your real name, if you have to use a pseudonym it's not unheard of 5) [[WithCatlikeTread everyone can see you whispering in the back of the bus your voice is louder than you think]] 6) don't tell your victim what day your shift ends; you never know when they might have been paying attention. 7) when wearing the same clothes every day do not wear a [[ConspicuousTrenchcoat blue trench coat]], you want to be mistaken for a drug dealer every time you take a stroll? 8) when glaring at your victim and their date try not to look so completely bored, if you are going for the 'pedophilic-stalker' look be sure to complete it otherwise you look stupid 9) walk at a distance far enough away that your victim can't instantly grasp the fact that he is being stalked 10) try to look like you're doing something besides following your victim people might start to notice. I could go on but I think this should suffice, once again I leave with the statement THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC USELESS BEAU WHO CAN'T EVEN STALK HIS VICTIMS PROPERLY!!! Thank you for your time."

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--> '''Light:''' Mr. Raye Penber is very annoying and doesn't know when to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I realize it is his job to follow me around like a lost puppy but could he at least put a small amount of effort into not being so bloody noticeable? It's almost embarrassing having to look behind me every day and see him there standing oh so inconspicuously behind me with that newspaper shielding his pasty face. [[NewspaperThinDisguise Yes, I can see him behind that newspaper]] the eyes in my face indicate that I am not blind. Your fiancé should note this fact next time he comes tapping along behind me, which should be any moment now I might add. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Here are a few tips I wish to convey to your lover boy, please feel free to tell him for me as I think it's counterproductive for me to tell him. Besides it would just point out how inept he truly is:]] 1) when following someone try not to walk so loudly and when they stop walking you stop walking 2) when following someone do not literally follow them at every single moment of the day this includes lurking outside their room in the dead of night 3) [[LimitedWardrobe do not wear the same clothes every day especially when on a high school campus not only are you noticeable you look completely ridiculous]] 4) when on a bus that is being high-jacked by a man with a gun do not show your victim your ID with your real name, if you have to use a pseudonym it's not unheard of 5) [[WithCatlikeTread everyone can see you whispering in the back of the bus your voice is louder than you think]] 6) don't tell your victim what day your shift ends; you never know when they might have been paying attention. 7) when wearing the same clothes every day do not wear a [[ConspicuousTrenchcoat blue trench coat]], you want to be mistaken for a drug dealer every time you take a stroll? 8) when glaring at your victim and their date try not to look so completely bored, if you are going for the 'pedophilic-stalker' look be sure to complete it otherwise you look stupid 9) walk at a distance far enough away that your victim can't instantly grasp the fact that he is being stalked 10) try to look like you're doing something besides following your victim people might start to notice. I could go on but I think this should suffice, once again I leave with the statement THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC USELESS BEAU WHO CAN'T EVEN STALK HIS VICTIMS PROPERLY!!! Thank you for your time."

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part 6 of season 3 finale of swing123s calvin and hobbes tv series has a really good one to hobbes from calvin, in that while hobbes is mocking the recently deceased mtm as being useless, to which calvin replies by pointing out all the times when calvin and his friends were in danger and hobbes raan and hide, leaving them to get them selves out of it, and ends with calvin saying that hobbes is the useless one and that calvin should have kicked him out years ago.

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part 6 of season 3 finale of swing123s calvin and hobbes tv series has a really good one to hobbes from calvin, in that while hobbes is mocking the recently deceased mtm as being useless, to which calvin replies by pointing out all the times when calvin and his friends were in danger and hobbes raan and hide, leaving them to get them selves out of it, and ends with calvin saying that hobbes is the useless one and that calvin should have kicked him out years ago.

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* From ''FanFic/LowLight'' there is [[Manga/DeathNote Kira's]] ([[spoiler: L and Light's]]) greeting to Near:
-->''Good Morning Near,''
-->''I hope that you are well this morning, and my impromptu greeting has not interrupted any important investigation work this man was pursuing. I would not wish to deprive you of your important information, but when I realised that you were attempting to find me I knew I it would be remiss of me not to greet you.'' \\

-->''As is my way, I shall prove to you my identity, as if this were not enough already. I believe you have an Ellickson Thomas and a Larry Conners working for you, yes? I also know that if you had been more thorough in your investigation you would have realised they were perhaps not quite as virtuous as you were led to believe. I shall say no more on that.'' \\

-->''I must say that taking on L's persona in front of the American President really was quite rude. L was a far more worthy opponent to my righteous justice than you could ever hope to achieve. I suggest you admit your real identity to him soon, as well as to those who are blindingly following you in the hope that you are L, or I will tell him who you are. I assure you the president will escape retribution for his transgression, I believe in second chances.'' \\

-->''Oh, and Near, you should stop twirling your white hair so much, you could damage it.'' \\

-->''Yours Faithfully,'' \\

-->''Kira.'' \\
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]], a DeathNote fanfic, has a {{troll}} giving repeated ones to Kira. He manages to diss Light as both the second L ''and'' as Kira[[hottip:*:Of course, part of that was through InsaneTrollLogic]]. Said troll is actually [[spoiler: Matt]].

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]], a DeathNote Manga/DeathNote fanfic, has a {{troll}} giving repeated ones to Kira. He manages to diss Light as both the second L ''and'' as Kira[[hottip:*:Of course, part of that was through InsaneTrollLogic]]. Said troll is actually [[spoiler: Matt]].
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* In the AU TheVampireDiaries story "Return to Mystic Falls" Vampire Caroline (who was turned not long after the Salvatores) gives one to Logan Fell after [[spoiler: he has killed Sheriff Forbes]]
-->'' "You know I bet you probably think that becoming a vampire is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Not only can you be a womanizing prick but you can also kill the girls when you're done with them because you don't really care about them. You know I've killed my share of people and vampires just like you. Have fun in hell."''

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* In the AU TheVampireDiaries story "Return to Mystic Falls" Vampire Caroline (who was turned not long after the Salvatores) gives one to Logan Fell after [[spoiler: he has killed her ancestor Sheriff Forbes]]
-->'' --> "You know I bet you probably think that becoming a vampire is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Not only can you be a womanizing prick but you can also kill the girls when you're done with them because you don't really care about them. You know I've killed my share of people and vampires just like you. Have fun in hell."''
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* In the AU TheVampireDiaries story "Return to Mystic Falls" Vampire Caroline (who was turned not long after the Salvatores) gives one to Logan Fell after [[spoiler: he has killed Sheriff Forbes]]
-->'' "You know I bet you probably think that becoming a vampire is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Not only can you be a womanizing prick but you can also kill the girls when you're done with them because you don't really care about them. You know I've killed my share of people and vampires just like you. Have fun in hell."''
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* In ''FanFic/ACureForLove'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic, [[PassiveAggressiveCombat L does this indirectly]] when he asks Light's help to figure out what a "LoveableRogue" of a criminal is going to do next and then gives Light his own psych file to read:

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* In ''FanFic/ACureForLove'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic, [[PassiveAggressiveCombat [[PassiveAggressiveKombat L does this indirectly]] when he asks Light's help to figure out what a "LoveableRogue" of a criminal is going to do next and then gives Light his own psych file to read:

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* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5949144/1/All_You_Need_is_Love All You Need Is Love]]'' a ''DeathNote'' FanFic [[{{Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove}} Light Yagami writes Naomi Misora a letter telling her just how much Raye Penber]] '''''sucks''''' [[EpicFail at being an undercover F.B.I. agent]]:

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* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5949144/1/All_You_Need_is_Love All You Need Is Love]]'' a ''DeathNote'' ''Manga/DeathNote'' FanFic [[{{Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove}} Light Yagami writes Naomi Misora a letter telling her just how much Raye Penber]] '''''sucks''''' [[EpicFail at being an undercover F.B.I. agent]]:




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* In ''FanFic/ACureForLove'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic, [[PassiveAggressiveCombat L does this indirectly]] when he asks Light's help to figure out what a "LoveableRogue" of a criminal is going to do next and then gives Light his own psych file to read:
-->''"...any therapy would likely further enable his abilities to manipulate others. His intelligence and superficial charm, combined with his pathologic egocentricity and internalised morality, make him a dangerous individual deserving of clinical management and incarceration. He is driven by some, as yet, undefined goal. Kira's targeting of criminals gives a certain mask of sanity and 'goodness' in terms of his reasoning, but, due to his narcissism and deep-rooted antipathy, I doubt that they are exclusively or will remain his true aim of attack. At this point in time I would score him high for the Factor 1 scale of emotional psychopathy on the PCL-R, though his neurosis are not fully incapsulated within those criteria. He appears, at times, to show feelings of strong empathy, despite his apparent incapability to love." Light slammed the folder and the words shut. "[[{{Angrish}} What a load of utter rubbish. I don't care. Really. I couldn't give a flying fuck."]]''
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* In the KatawaShoujo fanfic, Fanfic/Reconciliation, Hanako gets one from [[spoiler:a grief-stricken Lilly, when she tries to offer her comfort after Hisao's funeral]]. While Hanako agrees with the criticism, she also realizes that the speaker did not actually mean to say this.

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* In the KatawaShoujo fanfic, Fanfic/Reconciliation, FanFic/Reconciliation, Hanako gets one from [[spoiler:a grief-stricken Lilly, when she tries to offer her comfort after Hisao's funeral]]. While Hanako agrees with the criticism, she also realizes that the speaker did not actually mean to say this.
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* In the KatawaShoujo fanfic, Reconciliation, Hanako gets one from [[spoiler:a grief-stricken Lilly, when she tries to offer her comfort after Hisao's funeral]]. While Hanako agrees with the criticism, she also realizes that the speaker did not actually mean to say this.

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* In the KatawaShoujo fanfic, Reconciliation, Fanfic/Reconciliation, Hanako gets one from [[spoiler:a grief-stricken Lilly, when she tries to offer her comfort after Hisao's funeral]]. While Hanako agrees with the criticism, she also realizes that the speaker did not actually mean to say this.

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* In the KatawaShoujo fanfic, Reconciliation, Hanako gets one from [[spoiler:a grief-stricken Lilly, when she tries to offer her comfort after Hisao's funeral]]. While Hanako agrees with the criticism, she also realizes that the speaker did not actually mean to say this.
-->[[spoiler:'''Lilly''']]: “[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]! You don’t know what I’m going through! You didn’t just lose the most important person in your life! You haven’t had your entire world shattered without warning or reason! I don’t have the same luxury you have! When things get too tough, you know what you do, Hanako? You just run away!”
* At the end of Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, Sakura delivers one to [[spoiler:Ronan, before killing him in Benji's ending.]]
-->'''Sakura''': "[[CharacterDerailment You degraded my friends]]. You stole my virginity. [[BastardBoyfriend You abused me]]. You made me do the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real response to your declaration of 'i luv u': [[PrecisionFStrike FU]][[ThisIsSparta CK]]. [[TheDogBitesBack YO]][[CrowningMomentOfAwesome U!]]"
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* In Chapter 16 of GodSaveTheEsteem, appropriately titled ''Wedding Hell'', Erin (Daria's cousin) unloads on all and sundry with a screamer at her own wedding:
--> '''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe if I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO''' ''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."

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* In Chapter 16 of GodSaveTheEsteem, FanFic/GodSaveTheEsteem, appropriately titled ''Wedding Hell'', Erin (Daria's cousin) unloads on all and sundry with a screamer at her own wedding:
--> '''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe if I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO''' ''! AGO'''''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."
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* In Chapter 16 of [[God Save The Esteem]], appropriately titled ''Wedding Hell'', Erin (Daria's cousin) unloads on all and sundry with a screamer at her own wedding:
--> '''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO''' ''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."

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* In Chapter 16 of [[God Save The Esteem]], GodSaveTheEsteem, appropriately titled ''Wedding Hell'', Erin (Daria's cousin) unloads on all and sundry with a screamer at her own wedding:
--> '''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe if I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO''' ''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."
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* In Chapter 16 of [[God Save The Esteem]], appropriately titled ''Wedding Hell'', Erin (Daria's cousin) unloads on all and sundry with a screamer at her own wedding:
--> '''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO''' ''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."

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* See It My Way in TheHarmonVerse had the OriginalCharacter, Jack Harmon, unleashes one on Figgins
-->'''Jack''': Here's an idea. Why don't you grow a set and learn how to play the game? You let the Cheerios get away everything under the two suns of Jupiter and what they do isn't even worth the price of admission. You have a chance to have winners in this school at something, anything, and you are too stupid to see it.
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* Original villain The Lord gets a pretty good one on Alexander Luthor in the InfiniteCrisis fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2773704/1/Crisis_Point Crisis Point]] during the Battle Of Metropolis, where the Lord has shown up to try and seize control of Alexander's plan (ItMakesSenseInContext). While the scene actually has them going back and forth doing a "You Suck" speech to each other (and Alexander technically wins), the Lord's final response is considerably more epic.
-->'''The Lord''': (upon being told his power is nothing, especially considering Luthor's insane ally, Superboy-Prime, is both a PhysicalGod and powered by the Lord's weakness, sunlight) And what YOU have is a mad child throwing a temper tantrum, the last vestiges of your control soon to be shaken off. He bleats about how he’s going to be Superman…shuh, what a joke. Superman is at least something to be noticed. Despite all his power, all I can do is laugh at him and his little crybaby antics. He’s pathetic. Just like you....No matter what the world, neither you nor your father can win. At least this world’s Lex Luthor has the common sense to apply his genius to self-gratification. When the wave of white consumed him, what did your father have to show for his efforts? A WEAK LITTLE NOTHING LIKE YOU. Fighting the good fight leads to a false heaven, switching sides the same psychasthenia that so many have found before. He would have been better off putting a toy poodle in that rocket for all the good you’ve done.
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* In the ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic "The Blueblood Conspiracy", Rarity [[SanitySlippage goes crazy]] after being asked to help hook up Prince Blueblood and the Great and Powerful Trixie, and becomes obsessed with getting revenge on Blueblood for both his behavior at the Grand Galloping Gala in the episode "The Best Night Ever" and for trying to ruin her reputation in the prequel fic "Blueblood Returns". She crashes the wedding disguised as "the Phantom Mare" and tries to force Blueblood to apologize for both events. While Blueblood is [[CharacterDevelopment quick to apologize for plotting against Rarity]], he refuses to apologize for his behavior at the Gala, shooting back that ''Rarity'' [[WhatTheHellHero should be ashamed]] and accusing her of being just another shallow suitor who only saw Blueblood as an idealized PrinceCharming and trophy husband and wasn't interested at all in the person behind his royal facade.

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* In the ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic "The Blueblood Conspiracy", Rarity [[SanitySlippage goes crazy]] after being asked to help hook up Prince Blueblood and the Great and Powerful Trixie, and becomes obsessed with getting revenge on Blueblood for both his behavior at the Grand Galloping Gala in the episode "The Best Night Ever" and for trying to ruin her reputation in the prequel fic "Blueblood Returns". She crashes the wedding disguised as "the Phantom Mare" and tries to force Blueblood to apologize for both events. While Blueblood is [[CharacterDevelopment quick to apologize for plotting against Rarity]], he refuses to apologize for his behavior at the Gala, shooting back that ''Rarity'' [[WhatTheHellHero should be ashamed]] and accusing her of being just another shallow suitor who only saw Blueblood as an idealized PrinceCharming and trophy husband and wasn't interested at all in the person behind his royal facade.
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]], a DeathNote fanfic, has a {{troll}} giving repeated ones to Kira. He manages to diss Light as both the second L ''and'' as Kira[[hottip:*:Of course, part of that was through InsaneTrollLogic]]. If [[spoiler: finding out said troll is really Matt]] wasn't enough, then [[spoiler: Chapter 11's {{Rickroll}}]] makes it a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]], a DeathNote fanfic, has a {{troll}} giving repeated ones to Kira. He manages to diss Light as both the second L ''and'' as Kira[[hottip:*:Of course, part of that was through InsaneTrollLogic]]. If Said troll is actually [[spoiler: finding out said troll is really Matt]] wasn't enough, then [[spoiler: Chapter 11's {{Rickroll}}]] makes it a CrowningMomentOfFunny.Matt]].
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]], a DeathNote fanfic, has a {{troll}} giving repeated ones to Kira. He manages to diss Light as both the second L ''and'' as Kira[[hottip:*:Of course, part of that was through InsaneTrollLogic]]. If [[spoiler: finding out said troll is really Matt]] wasn't enough, then [[spoiler: Chapter 11's {{Rickroll}}]] makes it a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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* In the NeonGenesisEvangelion fanfic ''{{Fanfic/Ascension}}'', Asuka delivers a hard rebuttal to Kaworu's treatment of his piloting job, instantly driving him into a HeroicBSOD.
-->'''Asuka:''' I saw the footage of your third battle and while you’re already so pathetic I can barely watch, [[LampshadeHanging you seem to]] [[ConservationOfNinjutsu suffer a sharp drop in competence whenever someone else is fighting alongside you]]! Why don’t you just get off your high horse already and ''think''?! This is not a goddamn game or contest! This is '''REAL LIFE'''; you screw up and people die! And while I couldn’t care less about you living or dying, you’re not the only one who will suffer because of your screwups! And don’t you DARE trying to make up some bullshit about ' dying for a worthy cause' or something like that! Dying for a cause? For whose cause?! It is sure as hell not theirs and if they die because you screwed up, that goes on YOUR conscience and yours alone! And if you truly [[ItsAllAboutMe expect someone to give their life for you without even having a say in it]], you’re not [[HotBlooded the 'man' you always say you are]] but ''a [[KnightTemplar selfish asshole]] no better than the likes of [[HalfLife Breen]]''!
-->'''Kaworu:''' I am not... selfish...
-->'''Asuka:''' Like hell you aren’t! You treat all this [[JumpedAtTheCall the way I would expect that idiot Aida to do]]! You’re not a soldier, not a warrior, ''[[FallingIntoTheCockpit nothing]]''! The only thing that carried you this far is [[BeginnersLuck just sheer luck]], nothing more! You refuse to see it but you’re '''NOT''' cut out for this! Are you going to keep up this charade until someone else like Ikari dies from YOUR fault?! Are you prepared to have that kind of blood on your hands?! If not, do us a favor and ''leave this job to the [[ActionGirl professionals]], you pathetic excuse of a man!!!''
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* At the finale of the Princess [[spoiler:Gaia]] Arc of the ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'', [[spoiler:Princess Luna lets Fluttershy and Fluttercruel have it for the whole mess the Fluttershy caused as [[BigBad Princess Gaia/Nightmare Whisper]] (which was [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Fluttercruel's fault in the first place]]), telling them, in detail, how they messed up in every possible way. This is such an epic WhatTheHellHero that it's considered a fitting punishment for what Fluttershy did!]]
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-->'''[=DJ-P0n3=]''': "I believe you are a bland, unintelligent, cowardly, prissy, stuck-up, laughable excuse for a stallion with a silver spoon shoved so, SO very far up his flank that you cannot possibly relate to anypony, anywhere, ever....My listeners like Octavia, Mr. Blueblood. They don’t like you. Nopony likes you. Heck, I have to wonder if Celestia even likes you. Or if your own mother does. Assuming, you know, you actually have a mother and didn’t just slither out of a pile of filth one day."

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-->'''[=DJ-P0n3=]''': "I believe you are a bland, unintelligent, cowardly, prissy, stuck-up, laughable excuse for a stallion with a silver spoon shoved so, SO very far up his flank that you cannot possibly relate to anypony, anywhere, ever....My listeners like Octavia, Mr. Blueblood. They don’t like you. Nopony likes you. Heck, I have to wonder if Celestia ''Celestia'' even likes you. Or if your own mother does. Assuming, you know, you actually have a mother and didn’t just slither out of a pile of filth one day."
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* Another WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example involving Prince Blueblood. In ''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', [=DJ-P0n3=] insults the Prince on the radio talk show that she and Octavia host. The thin-skinned prince retaliates by canceling several concerts by Octavia's ensemble. Incensed, [=DJ-P0n3=] gets Blueblood on the phone, and then...

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* Another WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example involving Prince Blueblood. In ''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', [=DJ-P0n3=] insults the Prince on the radio talk show that she and Octavia host. The thin-skinned prince retaliates by canceling several concerts by Octavia's ensemble. Incensed, [=DJ-P0n3=] gets Blueblood on the phone, and then...
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* Another WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example involving Prince Blueblood. In ''Fangfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', [=DJ-P0n3=] insults the Prince on the radio talk show that she and Octavia host. The thin-skinned prince retaliates by canceling several concerts by Octavia's ensemble. Incensed, [=DJ-P0n3=] gets Blueblood on the phone, and then...

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* Another WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example involving Prince Blueblood. In ''Fangfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', ''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', [=DJ-P0n3=] insults the Prince on the radio talk show that she and Octavia host. The thin-skinned prince retaliates by canceling several concerts by Octavia's ensemble. Incensed, [=DJ-P0n3=] gets Blueblood on the phone, and then...

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* In Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, during Benji's ending, [[spoiler:[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Sakura gives this to Ronan while killing him]].]]

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* In Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, ''Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons'', during Benji's ending, [[spoiler:[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Sakura gives this to Ronan while killing him]].]]


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* Another WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example involving Prince Blueblood. In ''Fangfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'', [=DJ-P0n3=] insults the Prince on the radio talk show that she and Octavia host. The thin-skinned prince retaliates by canceling several concerts by Octavia's ensemble. Incensed, [=DJ-P0n3=] gets Blueblood on the phone, and then...
-->'''[=DJ-P0n3=]''': "I believe you are a bland, unintelligent, cowardly, prissy, stuck-up, laughable excuse for a stallion with a silver spoon shoved so, SO very far up his flank that you cannot possibly relate to anypony, anywhere, ever....My listeners like Octavia, Mr. Blueblood. They don’t like you. Nopony likes you. Heck, I have to wonder if Celestia even likes you. Or if your own mother does. Assuming, you know, you actually have a mother and didn’t just slither out of a pile of filth one day."
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*In Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, during Benji's ending, [[spoiler:[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Sakura gives this to Ronan while killing him]].]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Sakura]]''': "You degraded my friends. [[RapeIsLove You stole my virginity]]. [[BastardBoyfriend You abused me]]. You made me do the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real response to your declaration of 'i luv u': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]. [[ThisIsSparta YOU]]!"

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