History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / LiveActionFilms

*** Characters/TheDarkKnightTrilogyTheJoker introduces himself to Gotham's crime bosses by proving that he's not afraid of them by killing Gambol's henchman, then mocking them for both stealing their money and using some of it to get his suit made, calling them out on how Batman has intimidated all of them and given the police and judicial system the spine to take them on, and all but saying outright that they're foolish to trust Lau's plan to hide their money in China, as Batman isn't bound by jurisdiction laws and will pursue him wherever he goes, and that Lau is a "squealer" and will quickly crack.

%%*** ComicBook/TheJoker was handing out these speeches like candy.

* In ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', Megatron does a short speech to Optimus Prime:
-->You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
** Megatron finds himself on the receiving end of one from Carly (A human, no less.) in the third film, which ends up [[NiceJobFixingItVillain convincing him to try taking back his leadership]] from [[SixthRangerTraitor Sentinel Prime]] despite being badly injured-

* ''Film/BackToTheFuture'':

'''Principal Strickland:''' I noticed your band is on the roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even bother [=McFly=], you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your old man. No [=McFly=] ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.\\

* In the live-action film of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'', the Grinch calls out the citizens of Whoville for [[CrapSaccharineWorld the hypocrisy and commercialism]] of their self-proclaimed love of Christmas after [[{{Jerkass}} Mayor Augustus Mayhoo]] invites him to be "Holiday Cheer-Meister" at their Whobilation party, purely [[KickTheDog for the opportunity to humiliate him in front of a large crowd]] with a [[BerserkButton cruel gift]] (an electric shaver, setting off [[StartOfDarkness his childhood trauma]]) and proposing to their childhood crush whom he stole; [[YankTheDogsChain right when the Grinch was enjoying his newfound attention]] and [[HeelFaceDoorSlam starting to be nicer]]. Pushed past his RageBreakingPoint, he naturally [[LargeHam hams it up]] all the way:
-->'''Grinch:''' (''[[NailsOnABlackboard loudly scratches the finish of a nearby fancy car to get everyone's attention]]'') Of ''course'' they are. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's ''always'' been ''about!'' Gifts, gifts, ''[[MotorMouth giftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgifts!]]'' You wanna know what happens to your gifts? [[MyNewGiftIsLame They all come to me. In your garbage.]] You see what I'm saying? In your ''garbage!'' I could ''hang myself'' with all the bad Christmas neckties I've found in the dump! And the avarice. '''[[{{Greed}} The avarice never ends!]]''' (''mockingly'') "I want golf clubs!" "I want diamonds!" "I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored with it, and sell it to make ''glue!''" [[BlatantLies Look. I don't wanna make waves, but...]] this whole Christmas season is '''stupid, stupid, stupid!''' There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition I find quite... meaningful. (''picks some nearby Mistletoe and holds it up'') Mistletoe. '''[[EvilIsPetty Now pucker up and]] ''[[EvilIsPetty kiss it, Whoville!]]''''' (''holds the sprig over his butt'')
** Then afterwards, it's punctuated by [[JerkassWoobie the Grinch]] taking the razor the Mayor gave him [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and shaving his hair with it]], before proceeding to just ''go to town'' and wreck the Whobilation; in revenge for his humiliation, the relentless bullying the Whos gave him as a child, and [[SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp proving that they learned nothing even decades later.]]

* ''Film/EightMile'': After getting these repeatedly through PissTakeRap from Free World throughout the movie, Rabbit defies it in the final rap battle by unleashing a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" PissTakeRap, and then pointing out that [[IAmWhatIAm yeah, he's white trash but he's okay with it]] and he's an actual crook ''because'' of it, but [[TheRival Clarence]] is rich, goes to Cranbrook, his folks are HappilyMarried and his gangsta attitude is pure posing, which finally makes Clarence freeze up.
-->'''Rabbit:''' I don't wanna win, I'm outie! ''(to Clarence)'' Tell them something they don't know about me... ([[MicDrop tosses microphone to Clarence]])

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]], then legally forced Andi out and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud, as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did Blanc figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he really was!]]

-->'''Benoit Blanc:''' Pineapple juice! He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey! My god! It's so DUMB!\\

-->'''Benoit Blanc:''' Oh, you dimwitted... brainless... JACKASS! Your one murder with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me!

'''Birdie Jay:''' So dumb it's brilliant\\
'''Benoit Blanc:''' NO! It's just DUMB!

-->"You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong? How you got to teach a course on anything is totally amazing"
* ''Film/BackToTheFuture''.

** Delivered in the BadassBaritone of Creator/ChristopherLee yet!

-->'''Benoit Blanc:''' Pineapple juice! He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey! My god! It's so DUMB!
'''Birdie Jay:''' So dumb it's brilliant.

'''Benoit Blanc:''' Pineapple juice! He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey! My god! It's so DUMB!

''' Benoit Blanc:''' Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!

-->'''Benoit Blanc:''' You dimwitted... brainless... JACKASS! Your one murder with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me!

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]], then legally forced Andi out and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud, as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did Blanc figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he was!]]

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]], then legally forced her out and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud, as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did he figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he was!]]

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]], then legally forced her out and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud]], as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did he figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he was!

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]] and he forced her out and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud]], as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did he figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he was!

* ''Film/TwentyFifthHour'': Monty delivers a truly staggering one of these while looking in the mirror, taking aim at everyone in his life, in New York City, and even Jesus Christ. However, by the end of his rant Monty realizes that he's really just angry at his own misdeeds and failure, and so the ultimate target is himself.

* This is how TheReveal kicks off in ''Film/GlassOnion''. Much like in it's predecesor "Knives Out" (see below), detective Benoit Blanc delivers a scathing call out of [[spoiler: supposed tech genius Miles Bron for being an absolute fraud who [[StealingTheCredit got rich off of stealing credit from Andi Brand, who actually built his company]] and he forced her and later silenced her after she found proof of him being a fraud]], as well as funded the research of an experimental new fuel source and using it to run his entire island mansion despite being untested and unstable. This is after it looked like someone at the weekend retreat Bron set up was out to kill him, when that was never the case. How did he figure it out? Simple: Bron kept using bogus words early on to make himself look smarter than he was!

* After the family finds ''Film/{{Paddington}}'' has run away, Mr. Brown remarks that he never really fit in anyway much to the dismay and shock of the rest of the family. Mrs. Bird then gives him a piece of her mind:

*** [[Characters/MonsterVerseFamilies Mark Russell]] himself gets a short but succinct and well-earned WhatTheHellHero from Serizawa when [[spoiler:Godzilla is seemingly killed]] which sums up the fallacy of Mark's grudge against Godzilla and how he let it run away with and consume him to the detriment of everything else:

** ''Film/GodzillaVsKong'': When [[Characters/MonsterVerseHumans Walter Simmons]] uses MugglePower as an excuse for building Mechagodzilla and [[spoiler:instigating Godzilla's rampage on populated cities as part of EngineeredHeroics]], Madison isn't impressed for even a second and calls out Simmons' bullshit, [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist not that Simmons cares in the slightest]]:

* In ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork'', Kevin delivers one to the rest of the [=McCallisters=] after [[BerserkButton the incident]] at the school concert and [[BigBrotherBully his brother Buzz's]] [[ManipulativeBastard ability to manipulate his parents]].

* Andy in ''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada'' gets these [[Quotes/TheDevilWearsPrada back to back to back]]. Early in the movie her coworkers tell her that she sucks for not taking her job seriously. Later on her friends tell her that she sucks for ''taking'' her job seriously. Apparently when it comes to fashion, you are WithUsOrAgainstUs.

'''Sean''': So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? ''(Will nods)'' You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

* ''Film/TwentyFifthHour'': Monty delivers a truly staggering one of these while looking in the mirror, taking aim at everyone in his life, in New York City, and even Jesus Christ. Ultimately, though, the speech ends with Monty realizing that he's really just angry at his own misdeeds and failure, and so the final target is himself.

* ''Film/TwentyFifth Hour'': Monty delivers a truly staggering one of these while looking in the mirror, taking aim at everyone in his life, in New York City, and even Jesus Christ. Ultimately, though, the speech ends with Monty realizing that he's really just angry at his own misdeeds and failure, and so the final target is himself.

* ''Film/25th Hour'': Monty delivers a truly staggering one of these while looking in the mirror, taking aim at everyone in his life, in New York City, and even Jesus Christ. Ultimately, though, the speech ends with Monty realizing that he's really just angry at his own misdeeds and failure, and so the final target is himself.