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--->'''Randal:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (chuckles What?]]

---> '''Jay:''' [[ComicallymissingThePoint You knocked up the guy who owns Mooby's? Ew]]''.

--->'''Dante:''' At least we were doing something instead of wasting our lives in some f*cking convenience store!

--->'''Dante:''' [[ShutUpKirk Now I know you're f*ckin' nuts]].

---> '''Jay:''' [[ComicallymissingThePointM You knocked up the guy who owns Mooby's? Ew]]''.

--->'''Randal:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse I'D BUY THE QUICk STOP AND REOPEN IT MYSELF!]] (Dante is taken back) That's what I'd do. That's what we should do.

** He does it again in ''Film/ClerksII'' when Dante blames him for always holding him back.

--->'''Randal:'' Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, [[BrickJoke and even Anne fuckin' Frank]] could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"

--->'''Dante:''' Fine. Then the next friend whose life you ruin can be a ''totally'' free spirit! How's that?

--->'''Jay:''' Jesus, why don't you two just fuck and get it over with already? (muttering) [[PolitcallyIncorrectHero Faggots]].

-->'''Dante:''' Fine. Then the next friend whose life you ruin can be a ''totally'' free spirit! How's that?
-->'''Randal:''' Do you think I ''want'' to make friends at my age? Christ. Who would want me as their friend? I hate everyone, and everything seems stupid to me...
...but you were always the counterbalance to that... the guy who was the yin to my yang. But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place.
--->'''Jay:''' Jesus, why don't you two just f*ck and get it over with already? (muttering) Faggots.

--->'''Jay:''' Well, what the f*ck you waiting for? That's your cue, man.

--->'''Silent Bob:''' You know what? That hurts. Like, what do you ever add to the fucking proceedings? You got, like, one answer for everything: "pussy, man."

--->"So that's the why you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed [[HeterosexualLifePartners you felt the same way I feel about you]]. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, [[BrickJoke and even Anne fuckin' Frank]] could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"

** ''Film/GodzillaVsKong'': When [[Characters/MonsterVerseWalterSimmons Apex Cybernetics' corrupt CEO Walter Simmons]] uses MugglePower as an excuse for building Mechagodzilla and [[spoiler:instigating Godzilla's rampage on populated cities as part of EngineeredHeroics]], Madison isn't impressed for even a second and calls out Simmons' bullshit. [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist Not that Simmons cares in the slightest]]:

* The students of Eastside High School in ''Film/LeanOnMe'' give a powerful to [[TheDeterminator Miss Leonna]] [[LackOfEmpathy Berrett]], who fed them up extremely badly for trying to use the law to fire their principal for her own sake.

* ''Film/EightMile'': After getting these repeatedly through PissTakeRap from Free World throughout the movie, Rabbit defies it in the final rap battle by unleashing a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" PissTakeRap, and then pointing out that [[IAmWhatIAm yeah, he's white trash but he's okay with it]] and he's an actual crook ''because'' of it. But at the same time, [[TheRival Clarence]] is rich, goes to a private school called Cranbrook, his folks are HappilyMarried, and his gangsta attitude is just an act. So really, Clarence is nothing but a poseur who's in the undergrond for his own entertainment. When Rabbit tosses the mic for Clarance's turn, Clarence freezes up, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere just hands it back without saying a word]].

*** [[Characters/MonsterVerseEmmaRussell Emma Russell]] gets called out by her ex-husband Mark, her Monarch colleagues, and eventually even [[CallingTheOldManOut her own daughter]] Madison for the sheer recklessness and [[spoiler:mass murder]] that her plan for the Titans involves. In the film's official {{novelization}}, Madison's argument with Emma after things go FromBadToWorse is longer and even more epic:

*** [[Characters/MonsterVerseMarkRussell Mark Russell]] himself gets a short but succinct and well-earned WhatTheHellHero from Serizawa when [[spoiler:Godzilla is seemingly killed]] which sums up the fallacy of Mark's grudge against Godzilla and how he let it run away with and consume him to the detriment of everything else:

** ''Film/GodzillaVsKong'': When [[Characters/MonsterVerseWalterSimmons Walter Simmons]] uses MugglePower as an excuse for building Mechagodzilla and [[spoiler:instigating Godzilla's rampage on populated cities as part of EngineeredHeroics]], Madison isn't impressed for even a second and calls out Simmons' bullshit, [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist not that Simmons cares in the slightest]]:

*** And in the film's novelization, Mark gets a well-deserved speech from Madison about [[ItsAllAboutMe his selfishness]] and his [[MyBelovedSmother questionable performance]] [[FantasyForbiddingFather as a parent]] when he stoops to trying to guilt-trip Madison into obeying him using his own fear for her life against her:

* Rufus Shinra gives one to Kadaj in ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren'', ending with the following line:
-->'''Rufus Shinra:''' So bring your [[EldritchAbomination Jenovas]] and your [[DarkMessiah Sephiroths]]. We'll just stop you every time.

'''Grandpa Joe:''' What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?\\
'''Wonka:''' (''[[SuddenlyShouting angrily, and now looking at him]]'') WRONG SIR, WORNG! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"''[[note]] These phrases are agrammatical, with the first meaning literally "torch of the mind, cultivated fire glory" and the latter, assuming ''memo'' should be ''memor'', "I recall the pleasure is punished twice". [[/note]]. It's '''ALL THERE!''' BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS ''CRYSTAL!'' ''YOU STOLE'' FIZZY-LIFTING DRINKS, YOU '''BUMPED''' INTO THE CELING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED, AND STERILIZED, SO '''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]'''\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' (''shocked'') You're a crook... (''furiously'') You're a cheat and a swindler! THAT'S what you are! [[WhatTheHellHero HOW CAN YOU DO A THING LIKE THIS?!]] Build up a little boy's hopes, and then '''smash''' all his dreams to pieces?! (''lividly'') [[YouMonster You're an inhuman MONSTER!]]\\
'''Wonka:''' '''I SAID GOOD''' '''''DAY!'''''