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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift from Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be revealed. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."

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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there their obedience. You think the they didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there their king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when Iadon, when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How how ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift from Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be revealed. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."
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* In ''The Well of Loneliness'', Anna delivers a blistering one of these to her [[GenderBlenderName daughter Stephen]] when she founds out that [[spoiler:she's a lesbian and was in a relationship with someone.]]. Stephen awesomely then gives one right back, saying that she [[spoiler:truly loved the woman she was briefly with and is a good person who deserves better treatment]]. This leads to a lifelong [[IHaveNoSon estrangement]].

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* Admiral Ackbar gives a memorable one to an ObstructiveBureaucrat ''and'' his supervisor during the Black Fleet Crisis.
--->'''Ackbar''': Bureaucratic nonsense. Whatever happened to taking the measure of a man's courage, his honor--the fight in him, and the reasons in his heart. [[NotSoDifferent Do they all have to be as stamped-and-pressed alike as stormtroopers to get your approval]]? Get out."\\
''(Bureaucrat flees)''\\
'''Supervisor''': Admiral, we could certainly reconsider the application if you could just give us the context for your concern-\\
'''Ackbar''': The context. "It's not enough that a man is willing to put on a uniform and fight alongside people he's never met, just because he shares an ideal with them--no, his offer must come from the right context, and his school papers must be in order, and his arms not too long, and his blood type stocked in the combat medivacs. How things have changed. I can remember when we were glad for anyone willing to fight beside us.\\
'''Supervisor''': Admiral--there have to be standards-\\
'''Ackbar''': Major, ask yourself how many of the everyday heroes of the Rebellion--not just the names everyone knows--would have qualified to fight for their freedom under your rules. And then ask yourself if that answer doesn't make you look just a bit like a [[HoldYourHippogriffs dewback's cloaca]].
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* TheRemainsOfTheDay: At the end of the book, Stevens at last can articulate the truth in a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason We Suck Speech]] for Lord Darlington and himself. Lord Darlington played TheChamberlain for the nazis, and at the end of the day, he can say he was wrong and take the responsibility like a man. [[ShrinkingViolet Stevens never did anything for himself]], [[TearJerker and he cannot say even that]].

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* TheRemainsOfTheDay: At the end of the book, Stevens at last can articulate the truth in a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason We Suck Speech]] for Lord Darlington and himself. Lord Darlington played TheChamberlain for the nazis, Nazis, and at the end of the day, he can say he was wrong and take the responsibility like a man. [[ShrinkingViolet Stevens never did anything for himself]], [[TearJerker and he cannot say even that]].

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---> '''Mr. Pump''': You have killed twenty-two point eight people... You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's not ''bankers'' who starve. In a thousand small ways, you have hastened the deaths of many. You did not know them. You did not see them bleed. But you snatched bread from their mouths. There will be no running.

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---> '''Mr. Pump''': You have killed twenty-two point eight people... You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's not ''bankers'' who starve. In a thousand small ways, you have hastened the deaths of many. You did not know them. You did not see them bleed. But you snatched bread from their mouths. There will be no running.mouths and kicked their homes out from under them. For sport, Mr. Lipwig. For sport. For the joy of the game.
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** Squirrelflight also gives one to Jayfeather in Faded Echoes after he treats her and Leafpool like crap for two books straight.
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* Aftran does "the reason you humans as a whole suck" speech in ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', when she's talking to Cassie in "The Departure". She tells Cassie how humans suck because they don't appreciate the beauty of the world they live in and that they complain about the Yeerks enslaving them, but they do the same thing to their own livestock.
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** ''Discworld/GoingPostal'' has this from a ''golem'' to the DirtyCoward Moist von Lipwig. It's something of a kicking off point for his evolution into a better man.
---> '''Mr. Pump''': You have killed twenty-two point eight people... You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's not ''bankers'' who starve. In a thousand small ways, you have hastened the deaths of many. You did not know them. You did not see them bleed. But you snatched bread from their mouths. There will be no running.

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* In the first ''DragonridersOfPern'' novel ''Dragonflight'', Masterharper Robinton delivers a scathing one to the Lord Holders when they complain that Benden Weyr is asserting too much authority over them in the fight against Thread. Robinton reminds the Lord Holders that most of them treated Benden Weyr like crap for centuries and recently ''rode out to attack the Weyr'' because they thought there were no more Threads. Robinton then says that Benden has every right to leave the Holds to be eaten by Thread after all of that, and that the Lord Holders should shut up and do whatever the Weyrleader thinks is necessary to survive the return of the Threads.

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* In the first ''DragonridersOfPern'' novel ''Dragonflight'', Masterharper Robinton delivers a scathing one to the Lord Holders when they complain that Benden Weyr is asserting too much authority over them in the fight against Thread. Robinton reminds the Lord Holders that most of them treated Benden Weyr like crap for centuries and recently ''rode out to attack the Weyr'' because they thought there were no more Threads. Robinton then says that Benden has every right to leave the Holds to be eaten by Thread after all of that, and that the Lord Holders should shut up and do whatever the Weyrleader thinks is necessary to survive the return of the Threads.
Threads. The speech makes F'lar ''very'' grateful that Masterharper Robinton is an ally of Benden Weyr and not an enemy.

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* In the first ''DragonridersOfPern'' novel ''Dragonflight'', Masterharper Robinton delivers a scathing one to the Lord Holders when they complain that Benden Weyr is asserting too much authority over them in the fight against Thread. Robinton reminds the Lord Holders that most of them treated Benden Weyr like crap for centuries and recently ''rode out to attack the Weyr'' because they thought there were no more Threads. Robinton then says that Benden has every right to leave the Holds to be eaten by Thread after all of that, and that the Lord Holders should shut up and do whatever the Weyrleader thinks is necessary to survive the return of the Threads.
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* In ''AtlasShrugged'', John Galt gives a speech over radio to the human race, lasting sixty pages and ultimately amounting to "You suck." Doubles as a DareToBeBadass speech and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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* In ''WarriorCats'', after her sister Ivypool pushes one two many of her BerserkButton[=s=], Dovewing tells Ivypool exactly why she thinks Ivypool is a terrible cat who deserves to rot in the deepest corners of the Dark Forest for all eternity.

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* In ''WarriorCats'', after her sister Ivypool pushes one two too many of her BerserkButton[=s=], Dovewing tells Ivypool exactly why she thinks Ivypool is a terrible cat who deserves to rot in the deepest corners of the Dark Forest for all eternity.eternity.
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* During the climax of ''TheNameOfTheRose,'' William of Baskerville unleashes one of these on [[spoiler: Jorge of Burgos]] following his MotiveRant against laughter.

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* During the climax of ''TheNameOfTheRose,'' ''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose,'' William of Baskerville unleashes one of these on [[spoiler: Jorge of Burgos]] following his MotiveRant against laughter.
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* In ''[[AtlasShrugged]]'', John Galt gives a speech over radio to the human race, lasting sixty pages and ultimately amounting to "You suck." Doubles as a DareToBeBadass speech and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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* In ''[[AtlasShrugged]]'', ''AtlasShrugged'', John Galt gives a speech over radio to the human race, lasting sixty pages and ultimately amounting to "You suck." Doubles as a DareToBeBadass speech and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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* In ''WarriorCats'', after her sister Ivypool pushes one two many of her BerserkButton[=s=], Dovewing tells Ivypool exactly why she thinks Ivypool is a terrible cat who deserves to rot in the deepest corners of the Dark Forest for all eternity.
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* In ''[[AtlasShrugged]]'', John Galt gives a speech over radio to the human race, lasting sixty pages and ultimately amounting to "You suck." Doubles as a DareToBeBadass speech and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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* In ''The Fox in the Chicken Coop'' by EphraimKishon. The YesMan finally snaps and calls the politician out on his incompetence, how he still doesn't leave politics to make room for someone else, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the stupid joke he always tells.]]
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* TheRemainsOfTheDay: At the end of the book, Stevens at last can articulate the truth in a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech TheReasonWeSuckSpeech]] for Lord Darlington and himself. Lord Darlington played TheChamberlain for the nazis, and at the end of the day, he can say he was wrong and take the responsibility like a man. [[ShrinkingViolet Stevens never did anything for himself]], [[TearJerker and he cannot say even that]].

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* TheRemainsOfTheDay: At the end of the book, Stevens at last can articulate the truth in a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech TheReasonWeSuckSpeech]] The Reason We Suck Speech]] for Lord Darlington and himself. Lord Darlington played TheChamberlain for the nazis, and at the end of the day, he can say he was wrong and take the responsibility like a man. [[ShrinkingViolet Stevens never did anything for himself]], [[TearJerker and he cannot say even that]].

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* ''AnElegyForTheStillLiving'': Francis delivers one of these to himself near the end. He does not feel too cheerful afterward.

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* ''AnElegyForTheStillLiving'': Francis delivers one of these to himself near the end. He does not feel too cheerful afterward. afterward.
* TheRemainsOfTheDay: At the end of the book, Stevens at last can articulate the truth in a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech TheReasonWeSuckSpeech]] for Lord Darlington and himself. Lord Darlington played TheChamberlain for the nazis, and at the end of the day, he can say he was wrong and take the responsibility like a man. [[ShrinkingViolet Stevens never did anything for himself]], [[TearJerker and he cannot say even that]].
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* ''AnElegyForTheStillLiving'': Francis delivers one of these to himself near the end. He does not feel too cheerful afterward.
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** Granny Weatherwax ''loves'' these. Every time she has a major part in a novel you can bet that right around the climax she'll be all up in the villain's grill telling them exactly why that thing they were so sure they were justified in doing is ''wrong'', and why the very reason they even thought it was justified in the first place is the same reason she's about to kick their ass.
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* ''{{Everworld}}'': Senna Wales dishes these out like they're going out of style. Jalil, TheSmartGuy, recognises this, HangsALampshade on it, and deconstructs one of her speeches point for point. He and Merlin the Magnificent team up to give Senna a joint The Reason You Suck Speech in Book 11.
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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift form Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be revealed. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."

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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift form from Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be revealed. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."
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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift form Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be reviled. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."

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-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift form Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be reviled.revealed. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."
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* In {{Elantris}} Sarene gives a nasty one to to Iadon.
-->'''Sarene:''' Defiance, Iadon? I think you'll feel differently when everyone knows the truth. You know they already think you a fool. They pretend to obey you, but you know-- you know in that whispering part of your heart that they mock you with there obedience. You think the didn't hear about your lost ships? You think they weren't laughing to themselves at how there king would soon be as poor as a baron? Oh, they knew. How will you face them, Iadon,when they learn how you ''really'' survived? When I show them how I rescued your income, how I gave you the contracts in Teod, How ''I'' saved your crown. You are a fool, Iadon. I know it, your nobles know it, and the world knows it. You have taken a great nation and squashed it in your greedy hands. You have enslaved the people and you defiled Arelon's honor. And, despite it all your country grows poorer. Even you, the king, are so destitute that only a gift form Teod lets you keep your crown. How will it look, Iadon? How will it feel to have the entire court know you are indebted to a woman? A foolish girl at that? You would be reviled. Everyone would know what you are. Nothing more than an insecure, trivial, incapable invalid."
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* ''InDeath'': This has popped up from time to time. A pretty nice one is when Eve gets attacked by CompleteMonster Isaac [=McQueen=] in ''New York To Dallas'' and Eve tells him that he should have just run and hid somewhere for awhile after he broke out of prison. Instead, he decided to go after her. She concludes with "You're just ''fucking'' stupid!" [[{{Understatement}} He does not take that well]].

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* ''InDeath'': This has popped up from time to time. A pretty nice one is when Eve gets attacked by CompleteMonster Isaac [=McQueen=] in ''New York To Dallas'' and Eve tells him that he should have just run and hid somewhere for awhile after he broke out of prison. Instead, he decided to go after her. She concludes with "You're just ''fucking'' stupid!" [[{{Understatement}} He does not take that well]].well.
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** Elizabeth also recieves one from Lady Catherine. It's burn is...signifigantly less.
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* ''InDeath'': This has popped up from time to time. A pretty nice one is when Eve gets attacked by CompleteMonster Isaac [=McQueen=] in ''New York To Dallas'' and Eve tells that he should have just run and hid somewhere for awhile. Instead, he decided to go after her. She concludes with "You're just ''fucking'' stupid!" [[{{Understatement}} He does not take that well]].

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* ''InDeath'': This has popped up from time to time. A pretty nice one is when Eve gets attacked by CompleteMonster Isaac [=McQueen=] in ''New York To Dallas'' and Eve tells him that he should have just run and hid somewhere for awhile.awhile after he broke out of prison. Instead, he decided to go after her. She concludes with "You're just ''fucking'' stupid!" [[{{Understatement}} He does not take that well]].
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* ''InDeath'': This has popped up from time to time. A pretty nice one is when Eve gets attacked by CompleteMonster Isaac [=McQueen=] in ''New York To Dallas'' and Eve tells that he should have just run and hid somewhere for awhile. Instead, he decided to go after her. She concludes with "You're just ''fucking'' stupid!" [[{{Understatement}} He does not take that well]].

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