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* ''Literature/TheCasteelSeries'': The titular heroine of ''Heaven'' gives one to [[WomanScorned Kitty]] after all the abuse she suffered at the latter's hands:

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** In ''Rhythm of War'', Wit delivers a scathing one to Highprince Ruthar when the latter begins complaining about the recent changes in Alethi culture, particularly the new lack of sexism. Although Wit is known for insulting everything that moves (it's in the job description), in this case most of his insults are completely accurate.

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** In ''Rhythm of War'', Wit (Hoid) delivers a scathing one to Highprince Ruthar when the latter begins complaining about the recent changes in Alethi culture, particularly the new lack of sexism. Although Wit is known for insulting everything that moves (it's in the job description), in this case most of his insults are completely accurate.
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* The ''Franchise/BattleTechExpandedUniverse'' novel ''Warrior: Coupe'' features an incisive video message from [[MagnificentBastard Hanse Davion]] towards his much-despised foe Maximillian Liao. The contents of the message, combined with Davion's recent massive victory against Liao, pushes the latter into total derangement. It is later confirmed that Liao lapses into total psychosis and spends the rest of his life unable to tell reality from his ambitious delusions.

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* The ''Franchise/BattleTechExpandedUniverse'' novel ''Warrior: Coupe'' features an incisive video message from [[MagnificentBastard Hanse Davion]] towards his much-despised foe Maximillian Liao. The contents of the message, combined with Davion's recent massive victory against Liao, pushes the latter into total acutal derangement. It is later confirmed that Liao lapses into total psychosis and spends the rest of his life unable to tell reality from his ambitious delusions.delusions of ambition, a rare case of someone being so insulted that they lose their mind.

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* The ''Franchise/BattleTechExpandedUniverse'' novel ''Warrior: Coupe'' features an incisive video message from [[MagnificentBastard Hanse Davion]] towards his much-despised foe Maximillian Liao. The contents of the message, combined with Davion's recent massive victory against Liao, pushes the latter into total derangement. It is later confirmed that Liao lapses into total psychosis and spends the rest of his life unable to tell reality from his ambitious delusions.
-->'''Hanse Davion:''' (''after having had his [[ManInTheIronMask Liao-crafted body double]] spend several minutes smugly and sarcastically 'thanking' Liao for falling into Davion's traps'') "You've wondered all along, haven't you, why I struck at you? He is the reason. Not because you tried to supplant me with him. No, tthat was an excellent strategem, and one that nearly worked. For that, I salute you. I went after you because you dared, in you attempt to get to me, to destroy him. You robbed him of his face, of his memories, of his life. If you could do that, if you could steal from a person all that makes him an individual -- claiming it is for the good of the state -- there is no tetlling what other inhuman acts you could justify in your mind. For that, I had to break your power, and that is what I have done. We will rebuild him and try tot make him whole again. We will do he same with those of your people we have liberated. But for you, and your dreams of being the First Lord of a New Star League, there is no cure. Good bye."



--> “All these—the sort of people that lived in these houses, and all those damn little clerks that used to live down that way—they’d be no good. They haven’t any spirit in them—no proud dreams and no proud lusts; and a man who hasn’t one or the other—Lord! what is he but funk and precautions? They just used to skedaddle off to work—I've seen hundreds of ’em, bit of breakfast in hand, running wild and shining to catch their little season-ticket train, for fear they’d get dismissed if they didn’t; working at businesses they were afraid to take the trouble to understand; skedaddling back for fear they wouldn’t be in time for dinner; keeping indoors after dinner for fear of the back-streets, and sleeping with the wives they married, not because they wanted them, but because they had a bit of money that would make for safety in their one little miserable skedaddle through the world. Lives insured and a bit invested for fear of accidents. And on Sundays—fear of the hereafter. As if hell was built for rabbits! Well, the Martians will just be a godsend to these. Nice roomy cages, fattening food, careful breeding, no worry. After a week of chasing about the fields and lands on empty stomachs, they’ll come and be caught cheerful. They’ll be quite glad after a bit. They’ll wonder what people did before there were Martians to take care of them.”

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--> “All these—the sort of people that lived in these houses, and all those damn little clerks that used to live down that way—they’d be no good. They haven’t any spirit in them—no proud dreams and no proud lusts; and a man who hasn’t one or the other—Lord! other—Lord! what is he but funk and precautions? They just used to skedaddle off to work—I've seen hundreds of ’em, bit of breakfast in hand, running wild and shining to catch their little season-ticket train, for fear they’d get dismissed if they didn’t; working at businesses they were afraid to take the trouble to understand; skedaddling back for fear they wouldn’t be in time for dinner; keeping indoors after dinner for fear of the back-streets, and sleeping with the wives they married, not because they wanted them, but because they had a bit of money that would make for safety in their one little miserable skedaddle through the world. Lives insured and a bit invested for fear of accidents. And on Sundays—fear of the hereafter. As if hell was built for rabbits! Well, the Martians will just be a godsend to these. Nice roomy cages, fattening food, careful breeding, no worry. After a week of chasing about the fields and lands on empty stomachs, they’ll come and be caught cheerful. They’ll be quite glad after a bit. They’ll wonder what people did before there were Martians to take care of them.”

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* In ''{{Literature/The Wolf of the North}}'' by Duncan M. Hamilton, Wulfric gives one of these to one of the story's two main antagonists, laying into how he's nothing but a coward who knows nothing about weapons after [[spoiler: finding out about the plot to murder him.]]

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* In ''{{Literature/The Wolf of the North}}'' ''Literature/TheWolfOfTheNorth'' by Duncan M. Hamilton, Wulfric gives one of these to one of the story's two main antagonists, laying into how he's nothing but a coward who knows nothing about weapons after [[spoiler: finding out about the plot to murder him.]]
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** Clary gives one to Isabelle while the latter heals Clary from an injury; in it, Clary berates Isabelle, who now hates Simon after learning of him accidentally 'dating' both her and Maia, for having pretended to date Simon during their 'relationship', and her belief that she would feel nothing for breaking up with him; this all has a positive effect down the road in helping Isabelle realize that she likes Simon and that he likes her back.
** Clary gives a scathing one towards Jace for being distant from her throughout much of the book, and for annoying Simon instead; acting like Simon needs a bodyguard so that Clary would be happy. It takes her outburst to get him to reveal the truth about his genuine reasons for his distance. (He's been having dreams about him killing Clary, and worries that they would happen in real life whenever he's with her)
**Isabelle gives one to Simon after he defeats Lilith and saves Clary; she chews him out over why he, Clary or Jace didn't signal her and Alex, and Simon claims he didn't, due to his belief that she still hated him. She responds by sputtering angrily, and hugging him tightly.
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** Alec gives a very scathing one to Jace after learning about Jace's speech to Clary (Shown above) and refusing to heal him when he's injured. He lashes out at Jace, knowing that his speech to Clary wasn't really about his anger at her coming to Idris, when he didn't want her to in the first place, but because he can't stand the fact that she can't be his girlfriend due to Valentine's lie about he and Clary being siblings, and his anger towards her stems from how he can't stand the thought of her with another man (It takes Jocelyn reviving herself from her coma and telling Clary everything that stops him)
* There are also some in ''Literature/CityofFallen Angels''
**Luke gives a mild one to Simon during their talk about Camille; He admonishes Simon for neglecting who he is as a vampire and his powers as a daylighter (A vampire who can walk in sunlight) while he understands that Simon never wanted to be a vampire, ignoring his vampire and daylighter powers won't just not make them go away, but they'll also draw the attention of those who seek to use and abuse them for their own personal gain; basically, he wants Simon to embrace and use his powers carefully, not hide from them.
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* In the ''Literature/SinisterSixTrilogy'', ''Revenge of the Sinister Six'' sees Mary Jane giving one to the Chameleon out on his choice of location for the Day of Terror; the Sinister Six are returning to locations where Spider-Man failed to save lives, which sees the Vulture take hostages at the jewelry store where Spider-Man first publically failed to save a life, Doctor Octopus returns to the place where George Stacy died, Electro [[spoiler:(really Mysterio in disguise)]] is holding the George Washington Bridge prisoner... and the Chameleon has taken a class of students prisoner at a football field where Spider-Man failed to save a scientist from a bomb. Mary Jane bluntly asks the Chameleon if this unimaginative scenario was the best he could come up with, or if he deliberately chose such an obscure example of Spider-Man's failures, and only acted when Spider-Man was publically occupied on the Bridge because the villain knows he'd never stand a chance if he was forced to face the wall-crawler directly.

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* In the ''Literature/SinisterSixTrilogy'', second novel in the ''Literature/SpiderManSinisterSixTrilogy'', ''Revenge of the Sinister Six'' sees Six'', Mary Jane giving gives one to the Chameleon out on his choice of location for the Day of Terror; the Sinister Six are returning to locations where Spider-Man failed to save lives, which sees the Vulture take hostages at the jewelry store where Spider-Man first publically failed to save a life, Doctor Octopus returns to the place where George Stacy died, Electro [[spoiler:(really Mysterio in disguise)]] is holding the George Washington Bridge prisoner... and the Chameleon has taken a class of students prisoner at a football field where Spider-Man failed to save a scientist from a bomb. Mary Jane bluntly asks the Chameleon if this unimaginative scenario was the best he could come up with, or if he deliberately chose such an obscure example of Spider-Man's failures, and only acted when Spider-Man was publically occupied on the Bridge because the villain knows he'd never stand a chance if he was forced to face the wall-crawler directly.
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* ''Literature/Reaper2016'': Michael, as Hawk, delivers an epic one of these to the inhabitants of [[VirtualReality Game]]. When word gets out that he left Game to investigate the bombing, and was injured, people respond by turning on the newest players despite knowing they can't possibly be involved; they're simply the closest they can get to the people they assume to be responsible (teenagers, angry about the Leebrook-Ashton Bill). Hawk calls them out on this.

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* ''Literature/Reaper2016'': Michael, as Hawk, delivers an epic one of these to the inhabitants of [[VirtualReality Game]].the VR world Game. When word gets out that he left Game to investigate the bombing, and was injured, people respond by turning on the newest players despite knowing they can't possibly be involved; they're simply the closest they can get to the people they assume to be responsible (teenagers, angry about the Leebrook-Ashton Bill). Hawk calls them out on this.
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--> '''Luvvie''' "Yet to those homophobes I say: you can never win. Even when we were arrested for loving one another, you didn’t win ... You didn’t win because you never stopped it. You never stopped us. Despite the laws and sermons, despite the mobs and police and prisons and death camps, you could never stop us from loving one another. The whole force of your churches and your states could never stop fruits from coming together. That is how weak you are. That is how strong we are."

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--> '''Luvvie''' "Yet to those homophobes I say: you can never win. Even when we were arrested for loving one another, you didn’t win ... You didn’t win because you never stopped it. You never stopped us. Despite the laws and sermons, despite the mobs and police and prisons and death camps, you could never stop us from loving one another. The whole force of your churches and your states could never stop fruits from coming together. That is how weak you are. That is how strong we are."
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* ''Literature/ProudPinkSky'' has a couple of these:
** Kenneth Luvvie's radio broadcasts are this to the straight world and its relentless persecution of gay people:
--> '''Luvvie''' "Yet to those homophobes I say: you can never win. Even when we were arrested for loving one another, you didn’t win ... You didn’t win because you never stopped it. You never stopped us. Despite the laws and sermons, despite the mobs and police and prisons and death camps, you could never stop us from loving one another. The whole force of your churches and your states could never stop fruits from coming together. That is how weak you are. That is how strong we are."
** [[spoiler:After Gareth's very sudden death, William returns to their apartment and tearfully says everything he never got to say while Gareth was alive – not all of which is flattering.]]
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-->'''Cassie''':Racheal, we can still be...
-->'''Racheal''':No, no we can't. See, you just told us the rest of the world can drop dead. So long as you, Cassie, don't end up turning into me.

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-->'''Cassie''':Racheal, -->'''Cassie''': Racheal, we can still be...
-->'''Racheal''':No, -->'''Racheal''': No, no we can't. See, you just told us the rest of the world can drop dead. So long as you, Cassie, don't end up turning into me.
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** Adolin later gives one to the [[spoiler: honorspren while they put him on trial, pointing out that they only follow the letter of their own laws, and are no better than humans regardless of what they claim. They certainly don't have much honor.]]
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* In pre-Islamic Arabic poetry, the poetic form of ''Hijaa[='=]'', although called satire by more polite historians, is actually a kind of insult poetry directed at an enemy, explaining all the reasons why he was an awful, terrible, dishonorable, no-good human being. Like satire, ''Hijaa[='=]'' is supposed to be funny to the general audience, but it was mostly supposed to be read or heard by its target, who would be gravely insulted. Essentially the world's first diss tracks.

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* In pre-Islamic Arabic poetry, the poetic form of ''Hijaa[='=]'', although called satire by more polite historians, is actually a kind of insult poetry directed at an enemy, explaining all the reasons why he was an awful, terrible, dishonorable, no-good human being. Like satire, ''Hijaa[='=]'' is supposed to be funny to the general audience, but it was mostly supposed to be read or heard by its target, who would be gravely insulted. Essentially the world's first diss tracks.{{Diss Track}}s.
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* [[EvilGenius Mayuri]] gives one to [[BigBad Tokinada]] in ''LightNovel/BleachCannotFearYourOwnWorld'', where he calls him out on his poor planning and says [[HisOwnWorstEnemy he's the sole reason it all went wrong]], and says if he was the one doing it, [[PretenderDiss he would have actually succeeded]]. Then he proceeds to treat Tokinada like he's beneath his notice and calmly watches [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty what]] [[VillainousBreakdown ensues]].

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* [[EvilGenius Mayuri]] gives one to [[BigBad Tokinada]] in ''LightNovel/BleachCannotFearYourOwnWorld'', ''Literature/BleachCannotFearYourOwnWorld'', where he calls him out on his poor planning and says [[HisOwnWorstEnemy he's the sole reason it all went wrong]], and says if he was the one doing it, [[PretenderDiss he would have actually succeeded]]. Then he proceeds to treat Tokinada like he's beneath his notice and calmly watches [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty what]] [[VillainousBreakdown ensues]].
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* Creator/LoisMcMasterBujold's ''Literature/TheVorGame'':

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* Creator/LoisMcMasterBujold's ''Literature/TheVorGame'':In the ''Literature/VorkosiganSaga'' novel ''The Vor Game'':
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* In the fifth volume of ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnlineAlternativeGunGaleOnline'', David, leader of Team MMTM, had a falling out with Pito in the past over her mental instability, so the two aren't on the best terms when, in Squad Jam 3, [[spoiler:they, along with one member from all the other remaining teams, are forced to form a new team, Team Betrayers, and fight against their old allies]]. David finally loses his temper when [[spoiler:Pito steers the ship that they're on to kill Team T-S, which had been stranded on top of a skyscraper, then kills Ervin (the former member of T-S who'd joined Team BTRY]].

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* In the fifth volume of ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnlineAlternativeGunGaleOnline'', ''Literature/SwordArtOnlineAlternativeGunGaleOnline'', David, leader of Team MMTM, had a falling out with Pito in the past over her mental instability, so the two aren't on the best terms when, in Squad Jam 3, [[spoiler:they, along with one member from all the other remaining teams, are forced to form a new team, Team Betrayers, and fight against their old allies]]. David finally loses his temper when [[spoiler:Pito steers the ship that they're on to kill Team T-S, which had been stranded on top of a skyscraper, then kills Ervin (the former member of T-S who'd joined Team BTRY]].
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** Earlier in the same book, after Cassie explained why she was leaving the team,Rachealhad a few choice words for her.

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** Earlier in the same book, after Cassie explained why she was leaving the team,Rachealhad team, Racheal had a few choice words for her.

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