History TearJerker / IncredibleHulk

23rd Jul '17 4:36:10 PM GF93
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* An old issue has Hulk befriending an old hermit who gives him food and even teaches him how to write his own name. Not too far away an alien breaks two violent criminals out and gives them super strong handcuffs that power them but keep them together. The two convicts hate each other but do well in taking down the Hulk. It turns out one criminal is the old man's son and because he was always working his son blames him for leaving him alone and turning to crime and accidentally kills his own father. Before either criminal can respond Hulk goes berserk and destroys the powered band. Then he buries his new friend and crudely writes his name on a tombstone.

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* An old issue has Hulk befriending Crackerjack Jackson-- an old hermit who gives him food food, and even teaches him how to write his own name. Not too far away away, an alien breaks two violent criminals out and gives them super strong handcuffs that power them up, but keep them together. The two convicts hate each other other, but do well in taking down the Hulk. It turns out one criminal is the old man's son Jackson's son, and because he was always working working, his son blames him for leaving him alone and turning to crime crime, and accidentally kills his own father. Before either criminal can respond respond, Hulk goes berserk and destroys the powered band. Then he buries his new friend friend, and crudely writes his name on a tombstone.
26th Apr '17 5:01:42 PM GF93
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** [[spoiler:This gets even sadder when you realize that the last word Hulk says, "cold", is in all lowercase. Everything in even normal speech in comics is usually in all caps, even words spoken in despair are usually in all caps. Hulk is so broken on the inside, his last word was written in all lower case.]]

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** [[spoiler:This gets even sadder when you realize that the last word Hulk says, "cold", is in all lowercase. Everything in he says-- even normal speech speech-- in the comics is usually in all caps, even words spoken in despair are usually in all caps. sadness or despair. Hulk is so broken on the inside, that his last word was written in all lower case.]]
26th Apr '17 4:59:54 PM GF93
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-->'''Hulk:''' Banner... is gone, now. Got rid of him last night. Banner tried to... make Hulk die. But Hulk was too smart. Hulk was too strong. Hulk will never let Banner come back, because if Hulk does, then Hulk will die. And Hulk does not ever want to die. Not ever. Because then... then everyone who kept trying to kill Hulk... will win. [[Determinator And Hulk can't ever let them win. Even though they are gone... Hulk must still win. Hulk must never lose.]] And Hulk... Hulk doesn't miss Banner at all. [[BlatantLies Hulk is... happy to be alone. Yes, Hulk is... happy. Hulk never needed Banner. Never needed any of them.]] [[StoicWoobie Because if Hulk needed someone... then Hulk would be weak. And Hulk must... must never be weak. Never.]] Because Hulk is... Hulk...strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....''[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]''.

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-->'''Hulk:''' Banner... is gone, now. Got rid of him last night. Banner tried to... make Hulk die. But Hulk was too smart. Hulk was too strong. Hulk will never let Banner come back, because if Hulk does, then Hulk will die. And Hulk does not ever want to die. Not ever. Because then... then everyone who kept trying to kill Hulk... will win. [[Determinator [[{{Determinator}} And Hulk can't ever let them win. Even though they are gone... Hulk must still win. Hulk must never lose.]] And Hulk... Hulk doesn't miss Banner at all. [[BlatantLies Hulk is... happy to be alone. Yes, Hulk is... happy. Hulk never needed Banner. Never needed any of them.]] [[StoicWoobie Because if Hulk needed someone... then Hulk would be weak. And Hulk must... must never be weak. Never.]] Because Hulk is... Hulk...strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....''[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]''.
26th Apr '17 4:59:28 PM GF93
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-->'''Hulk:''' Banner... is gone, now. Got rid of him last night. Banner tried to... make Hulk die. But Hulk was too smart. Hulk was too strong. Hulk will never let Banner come back, because if Hulk does, then Hulk will die. And Hulk does not ever want to die. Not ever. Because then... then everyone who kept trying to kill Hulk... will win. And Hulk can't ever let them win. Even though they are gone... Hulk must still win. Hulk must never lose. And Hulk... Hulk doesn't miss Banner at all. [[BlatantLies Hulk is... happy to be alone. Yes, Hulk is... happy. Hulk never needed Banner. Never needed any of them.]] [[StoicWoobie Because if Hulk needed someone... then Hulk would be weak. And Hulk must... must never be weak. Never.]] Because Hulk is... Hulk...strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....''[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]''.

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-->'''Hulk:''' Banner... is gone, now. Got rid of him last night. Banner tried to... make Hulk die. But Hulk was too smart. Hulk was too strong. Hulk will never let Banner come back, because if Hulk does, then Hulk will die. And Hulk does not ever want to die. Not ever. Because then... then everyone who kept trying to kill Hulk... will win. [[Determinator And Hulk can't ever let them win. Even though they are gone... Hulk must still win. Hulk must never lose. ]] And Hulk... Hulk doesn't miss Banner at all. [[BlatantLies Hulk is... happy to be alone. Yes, Hulk is... happy. Hulk never needed Banner. Never needed any of them.]] [[StoicWoobie Because if Hulk needed someone... then Hulk would be weak. And Hulk must... must never be weak. Never.]] Because Hulk is... Hulk...strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....''[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]''.
26th Apr '17 4:57:39 PM GF93
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* The one time he ''did'' [[PlanetHulk find a home and family]] it blows up in his face. Literally. He even loses another wife.

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* The one time he ''did'' [[PlanetHulk find a home and family]] family]], it blows up in his face. Literally. He even loses another wife.



-->'''Hulk:''' (''throws a massive molten rock''') [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GIVE...THEM...BACK]]!!! (quietly) Give her back.
* The ending of Hulk: The End. After having what he claimed he has always wanted, after winning his battle against Bruce Banner and surviving in a world where humanity has destroyed itself, Hulk is finally alone. And he feels cold...
-->''"Hulk...strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]."''

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-->'''Hulk:''' (''throws a massive molten rock''') [[PunctuatedForEmphasis '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GIVE...THEM...BACK]]!!! BACK!]]''''' (quietly) Give her back.
* The ending of Hulk: The End. After having what he claimed he has always wanted, after winning his battle against Bruce Banner and surviving in a world where humanity has destroyed itself, Hulk is finally alone. [[ImColdSoCold And he feels cold...
-->''"Hulk...
cold.]]
-->'''Hulk:''' Banner... is gone, now. Got rid of him last night. Banner tried to... make Hulk die. But Hulk was too smart. Hulk was too strong. Hulk will never let Banner come back, because if Hulk does, then Hulk will die. And Hulk does not ever want to die. Not ever. Because then... then everyone who kept trying to kill Hulk... will win. And Hulk can't ever let them win. Even though they are gone... Hulk must still win. Hulk must never lose. And Hulk... Hulk doesn't miss Banner at all. [[BlatantLies Hulk is... happy to be alone. Yes, Hulk is... happy. Hulk never needed Banner. Never needed any of them.]] [[StoicWoobie Because if Hulk needed someone... then Hulk would be weak. And Hulk must... must never be weak. Never.]] Because Hulk is... Hulk...
strongest one there is. Hulk, ''[[LonelyAtTheTop only]]'' [[LonelyAtTheTop one there is]]...Hulk feels....[[{{despair ''[[{{despair event horizon}} cold]]."''cold]]''.



'''Hulk''': [[ShutUpKirk No]]! [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, [[ThenLetMeBeEvil talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life]]! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\

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'''Hulk''': [[ShutUpKirk No]]! No!]] [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, [[ThenLetMeBeEvil talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life]]! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\
26th Jan '17 6:12:10 PM ironballs16
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'''Hulk''': [[spoiler: Hulk doesn't want friends, [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer because friends will hurt him]]. Everyone hurts him. [[IronWoobie Everyone hurts Hulk]].]]

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'''Hulk''': [[spoiler: Hulk doesn't want friends, [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer because friends will hurt him]]. Everyone hurts him. [[IronWoobie [[StoicWoobie Everyone hurts Hulk]].]]
18th Dec '16 5:23:45 PM ironballs16
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'''Hulk''': [[ShutUpKirk No]]! [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\

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'''Hulk''': [[ShutUpKirk No]]! [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, [[ThenLetMeBeEvil talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life! life]]! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\
18th Dec '16 5:07:27 PM ironballs16
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'''Hulk''': [[BigNo No]]! [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\

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'''Hulk''': [[BigNo [[ShutUpKirk No]]! [[spoiler: For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's friends, talking about how Hulk ruined Banner's life! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\
18th Dec '16 5:07:02 PM ironballs16
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** And the reason Hulk refuses to die? [[spoiler: Because for all of his existence, all he'd ever heard was how much he'd ''ruined'' Bruce Banner's life, and how Bruce and his friends were searching for a cure that would, effectively, kill off the Hulk]]. It's a ''hell'' of an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation, right up there with [[{{Literature/Frankenstein}} Frankenstein's monster]].

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** And the reason Hulk refuses to die? let Banner die of a heart attack is on-par with FrankensteinsMonster for motivation.
--->'''Banner''': Hulk... don't... please... [[WhoWantsToLiveForever I'm almost there]]... you can come with me... it will be wonderful... all your friends will be there, and there will be peace... please...\\
'''Hulk''': Hulk doesn't want friends.\\
'''Banner''': Hulk... God in heaven, listen to me...\\
'''Hulk''': [[BigNo No]]!
[[spoiler: Because for all of his existence, all he'd ever heard was how much he'd ''ruined'' Bruce For years... forever... Hulk has listened to Banner, and Banner's life, and friends, talking about how Bruce and his Hulk ruined Banner's life! Hulk made Banner's life! Banner was nothing before Hulk... nothing!]]\\
'''Banner''': It'll be different, Hulk! You'll have peace... friends...\\
'''Hulk''': [[spoiler: Hulk doesn't want friends, [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer because
friends were searching for a cure that would, effectively, kill off the Hulk]]. It's a ''hell'' of an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation, right up there with [[{{Literature/Frankenstein}} Frankenstein's monster]].will hurt him]]. Everyone hurts him. [[IronWoobie Everyone hurts Hulk]].]]
26th Nov '16 8:37:21 AM ironballs16
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** And the reason Hulk refused to die? [[spoiler: Because for all of his existence, all he'd ever heard was how much he'd ''ruined'' Bruce Banner's life, and how Bruce and his friends were searching for a cure that would, effectively, kill off the Hulk]]. It's a ''hell'' of an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation, right up there with [[{{Literature/Frankenstein}} Frankenstein's monster]].

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** And the reason Hulk refused refuses to die? [[spoiler: Because for all of his existence, all he'd ever heard was how much he'd ''ruined'' Bruce Banner's life, and how Bruce and his friends were searching for a cure that would, effectively, kill off the Hulk]]. It's a ''hell'' of an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation, right up there with [[{{Literature/Frankenstein}} Frankenstein's monster]].
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