History SuspiciouslySpecificDenial / WebComics

* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' has Sora saying "No, I'm not trying to summon Creator/BillMurray and the other Film/{{Ghostbusters}}!" right as he was in the middle of that.

* Congressman Bennett in ''Webcomic/ButImACatPerson'', on a character he's trying to paint as a vicious security threat: [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-eight-page-2/ "Why would I care about that brat?"]]
* In ''Webcomic/MacHall'', Ian's line:
-->'''Ian''': Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to finish it off?
-->'''JM''': No.
-->'''Ian''': Yeah, me neither. Boy, that sure would be weird.
* Done deliberately by ''Webcomic/BladeBunny''. To prevent someone lighting a cauldron, she assures him she didn't put any explosives in it.
* Collin of ''Webcomic/FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not."
* From one of the filler strips for ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'':
-->'''Doc:''' Hey Roj? Did you take my last Dew?\\
'''Roger:''' You can't prove anything! I don't even ''own'' a flamethrower.\\
'''Doc:''' Oooh-kay. I was just asking because...\\
'''Roger:''' It must've been Swampy! He probably took it!\\
'''Doc:''' Well, Swamps doesn't usually set fire to the fridge to cover his tracks.
* In the ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' parody of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
-->'''Guenevere/Buffy''': Who are you?
-->'''Lancelot/Angel''': Well, I'm totally not one of the demons you're destined to destroy, even if I ''were'' one uniquely re-ensouled by a curse to make me compassionate and tortured and broody.
-->I mean, if that's what you were thinking.
-->'''Arthur/Xander''': We ''weren't''.

* In ''Webcomic/MythTickle'', when Thunder Bell asked Boody where Thor was, he said, "No matter [[[where]]] he went, he is [[[not]]] behind that tree." Imagine Boody's surprise that that was the first place she looked.

** Tedd, in [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-25/ this]] comic.

* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': [[spoiler:Kim has sex with Davan [[DudeShesLikeInAComa while he's unconscious]]. When Aubrey walks in, Kim responds thus:]]
-->[[spoiler:"Oh, hi, Aubrey! Davan and I were just [[IHaveToGoIronMyDog working on our nude ventriloquism act]]. Say hello to the nice lady, Davan! 'Hi, Aubrey! Boy, if there's one thing Kim and I didn't do today, it's have sex!'"]]

* ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'''s parents and microdragon sidekick did ''not'' [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20051121.html leave the manor to go on a quest to solve a 2000 year old mystery]] and get replaced by impostors.

*** Another assurance-based one [[http://xkcd.com/1530 here]]]. "I am a normal human typing with my human hands."

* Congressman Bennett in ''ButImACatPerson'', on a character he's trying to paint as a vicious security threat: [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-eight-page-2/ "Why would I care about that brat?"]]

* In ''MythTickle'', when Thunder Bell asked Boody where Thor was, he said, "No matter [[[where]]] he went, he is [[[not]]] behind that tree." Imagine Boody's surprise that that was the first place she looked.

* In ''MacHall'', Ian's line:

* Collin of ''FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not."

* In ''ComicBook/{{PS238}}'', FunPersonified character the Flea explains to 84 why he hasn't joined a superhero team:
-->'''Flea''': I was for about five minutes. It turns out a ''lot'' of people are icked out by bugs.
-->'''84''': What did you make the bugs ''do''?
-->'''Flea''': I'm ''shocked'' you'd even ''think'' I might give someone a wig made from live crickets because it was funny.

* In ''Webcomic/{{PS238}}'', FunPersonified character the Flea explains to 84 why he hasn't joined a superhero team:

* ''Webcomic/EverydayAbnormal'': [[http://everydayabnormal.webcomic.ws/comics/294 Asuka wasn't]] [[KissingWarmUp kissing her hand.]] That would be weird. She wasn't [[BlatantLies thinking about a boy]]. And he [[DugInDeeper definitely wasn't British]].

* In [[http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-06-09 this]] ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'' strip:

** A [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980204 variation]]:
-->'''Bun-bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.

** Near the beginning of "A Time for Hair-Raising"[[hottip:note:Actually this part is in the end of "Torg Potter and the Giblets of Fiber" for some reason, but it's clearly part of the next story.]]:

** "Hi Gwynn! We'd like you to meet our bearded and cloaked friend, Chip! Chip has a beard, unlike Riff!"

* In ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0251.html #251]], Marena's patient attempt to explain to Secret how she and Racer are ''not'' members of a nonexistent secret society that does not in fact wear white veils to identify their members and has no political influence whatsoever.

* ''PennyArcade'':
-->'''Gabe''': Have you ever pooped and then smelled the smell of your own poop and thought it kinda smelled good? Like sort of wild and exotic."
-->'''*BeatPanel*'''
-->'''Gabe''': Me either!

** And Tedd is jealous of Nanase, but [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-07-05 not because of anything she's done with Elliot.]]

* In ''Webcomic/{{PS238}}'', FunPersonifiedCharacter the Flea explains to 84 why he hasn't joined a superhero team:

* ''Webcomic/EverydayAbnormal: [[http://everydayabnormal.webcomic.ws/comics/294 Asuka wasn't]] [[KissingWarmUp kissing her hand.]] That would be weird. She wasn't [[BlatantLies thinking about a boy]]. And he [[DugInDeeper definitely wasn't British]].