History SuspiciouslySpecificDenial / WebComics

* The tagline for the [[CerebusSyndrome second]] [[DenserAndWackier volume]] of ''Webcomic/{{Roomies}}'' is "It's totally still about college, we swear!" The cover is a [[ArtImitatingArt riff]] on ''Giant-Sized Franchise/XMen'', with the collge cast as the original X-Men, and SEMME as the All-New All-Different team.

-->'''Mike:''' So...
-->'''Sandra:''' I'M NOT A DEMON!!!

-->'''?CG:''' ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND [[Bizarre

* ''Webcomic/EverydayAbnormal'':Asuka wasn't [[KissingWarmUp kissing her hand.]] That would be weird. She wasn't [[BlatantLies thinking about a boy]]. And he definitely wasn't British.

-->'''?CG:''' ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND [[BizarreAlienReproduction THE CONCEPT OF A CALIGINIOUS RELATIONSHIP]]
-->'''?CG:''' [[BlatantLies BUT I'M NOT THAT PERSON.]] I HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON HOW DERANGED AND UNNATURAL ANY SORT OF [[InterspeciesRomance INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP]] WOULD BE
** Another example when BrainwashedAndCrazy Jade visits Dave:
-->'''JADE:''' he was just here wasnt he\\
'''DAVE:''' no\\
'''JADE:''' how do you even know who im talking about??\\
'''DAVE:''' look all i know is egbert most definitely didnt just appear out of nowhere and catch me weeplaughing at my selfies
* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'': Peanut certainly did [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/03/11/delayed-reaction/ not see]] [[JerkAss Bino's]] [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/03/09/bzzt/ shock collar remote]].
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' has [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2792.html this]] strip's annotation denying Morgan-Mar's quest to gain a mention on every Website/TVTropes page.
* ''WebComic/IslaAukate'': Overlord Fox is [[https://overlordcomic.com/archive/default/pages/117 seen]] resting her head on Steele's chest. She says it's for checking his heart rate. Silver points out there are other methods to do that.
* In ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0251.html #251]], Marena's patient attempt to explain to Secret how she and Racer are ''not'' members of a nonexistent secret society that does not in fact wear white veils to identify their members and has no political influence whatsoever. This is in keeping with the original supplement which did not describe a similar society, nor give any rules for a hypothetical martial arts style it might have used.
* ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo'' has this trope down to a T, most recently [[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20101108 here]].
* [[http://www.lilformers.com/index.php/2008/09/15/lil-formers-114-clone-wars/ This]] ''Webcomic/LilFormers'' strip is also an example, or at least a variation.
* From ''Morning Glory'':
-->'''Son:''' Dad, have you seen mom around lately?\\
'''Father:''' I don't appreciate you accusing me of killing your mother.
* In ''Webcomic/MacHall'', Ian's line:
-->'''Ian''': Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to finish it off?
-->'''JM''': No.
-->'''Ian''': Yeah, me neither. Boy, that sure would be weird.
* In ''Webcomic/TheMidnightTeaParty'' story BEKS the black eyed kids are quick to assure people that [[http://midnight-tea-party.smackjeeves.com/comics/2035127/03-beks/ they don't have anything sharp]] and that "[[http://midnight-tea-party.smackjeeves.com/comics/2038320/09-beks/ this isn't even a trick]]".
* ''Webcomic/MyMammaIsInBurnedIsOut'': One of the science lovers tries to defend burning by stating it does not destroy property and ruin lives.
* In ''Webcomic/MythTickle'', Boody tells Thunder Bell that Thor is not hiding behind a tree. [[http://www.gocomics.com/comic/explore/1338661/13 Boody is then amazed at her brilliance when she looks there.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'', when Artie asks Helen if the experiment she's part of had a control group, she says:
-->"You mean other clones... adopted out to ordinary families, living normal lives until madness sets in? Some half-dozen identical blonde women, eventually hunted down and assassinated by my mother for dissection, as I would be if I hadn't bought a rifle? Why, Artie! That would be deeply unethical!"
* Tentacle Boy from ''Webcomic/NSFWComix'' denies contemplating lustful thoughts.
* ''OneSmallStep'' offers [[http://www.osscomic.com/comics/spotty-history/ this]] explanation of Jupiter's red spot.
--> '''Qwerty (with a guilty expression):''' It's not because a middle school science fair project accidentally created a time/space vortex which sucked up the sacred Crimson Sea (and adjacent religious study center and theme park) transporting it all to a gas giant in a distant solar system in a temporal causality loop! ''(beat)'' Yeah, that's '''not''' why it's there.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
-->'''Vaarsuvius:''' None of us have ever tampered with the fundamental natural order when bored. [[AndThatWouldBeWrong That would be wrong]].
** Prequel book ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'' has a [[GraveHumor tombstone for one Bloodmak the Unholy]], who's "not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
*** The prequels are also a meta-example: as the author himself pointed, they were drawn in black-and-white for purely aesthetic reasons that had nothing to do with printing costs.
** Also in "On the Origin of [=PCs=]", when Roy offers Elan the last spot on the team, Elan in his excitement promises "to be the bestest bard ever... and never accidentally lead you into an ambush..." Roy notes at the time that "That's an oddly specific promise..."
** Sometimes [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0238.html in song]]!
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0156.html Definitely NOT a Bandit Camp.]]
** "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0403.html Order of the Stick and mysterious cloaked stranger who is totally NOT a halfling on stilts]]".
*** In that same comic, "[[ButHeSoundsHandsome I'm sure whoever it was]] had a really good reason and is really, really sorry."
** A variant: Elan and Roy are pretending not to know each other. Then they are introduced...
--> "Hi! I'm Elan! What's your name, Roy?"
** Minrah's first line, in her first appearance in the comic, is a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1093.html Suspiciously Specific Assurance]]:
--> "You should just run from our holy power that we definitely have more of!"

* The ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' [[http://ozyandmillie.org/2001/06/13/ozy-and-millie-2016/ comic strip for 2001-06-13 has an instance of this]].
* [[EmotionlessGirl Taffe]] of ''Webcomic/{{Pacificators}}'' gets unusually flustered whenever [[http://www.sailorenergy.net/MangaPacificators/MangaPacisV03CH01n200.html Cinna teases]] [[http://www.sailorenergy.net/MangaPacificators/MangaPacisV03CH01n216.html her about]] [[TallDarkAndHandsome Gincoi]].
* ''WebComic/{{Paranatural}}'': [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-7-page-45 The three vampire thralls posing as normal teenager camp counselors]]. They spend all day in the shade drinking "V8". From blood bags. That they get from a medical freezer with a medical cross sign. Which has "BLOOD" crossed out and "Normal Drinks" written underneath.
* A variation in panel three of [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/23/ this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip.
** And three different ones in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/10/12/ this strip]].
** Also [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/08/17 this one]], verging on [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Ghost]].
** And this:
-->'''Gabe''': Have you ever pooped and then smelled the smell of your own poop and thought it kinda smelled good? Like sort of wild and exotic."
-->'''*BeatPanel*'''
-->'''Gabe''': Me either!
* ''Webcomic/PvP'':
** Cole insists that ass-scapes.com is [[http://www.pvponline.com/brent-and-the-devil-pt-7/ "Not a porn site I subscribe to!]]"
** Scratch Fury tries to [[http://pvponline.com/comic/2018-07-26 adopt a kitten]] "to love and care for... not to perform mind altering experiments on."
* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1369 This]] ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' page.
** Even more so, [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=596 this one]].
** Or [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1621 this one]].
** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1093 This one]] is a little more vague, but still a great example.
** In [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1609 this one]], Hannelore has just given first aid to Marten, and Faye jokes that she wanted the opportunity to collect Marten's blood for cloning. It was a joke, but she jumps and exclaims, shocked:
--->'''Hanners:''' What?! I would '''never''' do that!
::: She goes on to explain why exactly it would be scientifically impractical, and that at most she could analyze Marten's genetic history. The room is very silent after this. (And they don't even know that she ''has'' just collected a sample of his blood).
** Hanners [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1638 again.]]
--->'''Hanners:''' I promise I won't become so fixated on you I eventually murder you and make a suit out of your skin!
*** The twist is, of course, that Hannelore REALLY MEANT that she wouldn't spy on Marten or fixate on Marigold. She's just like that.
** The sign on the wall in this [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1997 strip]] makes the promise that the robots they sell are "guaranteed not to go insane and kill your loved ones."
** Pintsize gets a lengthy one about his new body [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4536 here]], which prompts Claire to say "How about we don't go sit on that park bench and talk it out?"
* This quote from ''Webcomic/PennyBlackfeather'' speaks for itself:
-->'''Brobdiggon''': I had nothing to do with his strange disappearance.
* Even ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics'' has [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030228.html played with this trope]]. [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030804.html With predictable results.]]
* [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1286# This]] ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' panel.
** And [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=974# this one]].
** And [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1119# this one]].
* ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' introduced Carlyle with [[http://samandfuzzy.com/106 one of these]].
** They use the trope again in [[http://samandfuzzy.com/143 this strip]]. Again in relation to Carlyle.
* The tagline for the [[CerebusSyndrome second]] [[DenserAndWackier volume]] of ''Webcomic/{{Roomies}}'' is "It's totally still about college, we swear!" The cover is a [[ArtImitatingArt riff]] on ''Giant-Sized Franchise/XMen'', with the collge cast as the original X-Men, and SEMME as the All-New All-Different team.
* ''Webcomic/{{Selkie}}'': When Amanda asks Todd [[https://selkiecomic.com/comic/selkie1007/ what the deal is]] with the [[https://selkiecomic.com/comic/selkie1006/ mysterious laser beam]] coming from Lake Superior, Todd tries to claim he doesn't know, but does so in an overly-specific and not very convincing way. Luckily, Amanda doesn't notice.
-->'''Todd:''' I-I don't know, Amanda. I have no knowledge of anything unusual that may or may not be located in Lake Superior.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' does it in [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=47186#187453 this strip]]:
-->'''Unity:''' What were you doing to our lamp?\\
'''Phoebe:''' Um, ''not'' installing surveillance hardware?\\
'''Unity:''' OK, cool!\\
'''Phoebe:''' And I doubted Central when they said that'd work.
** [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=42183#strip4 :"DO NOT OPEN THE MAN-PORTABLE FUSION PIE"]]
** "[[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/sh101103the_plexiglass.jpg I am a totally normal alive human federal agent]]" ''(arm detaches and falls off)'' "... [[BlatantLies who has a cold]]." It's probably no coincidence that all the above instances involve Unity.
** Nevertheless, Sweetheart plays it to the hilt [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/wheels-on-the/ here]].
** In [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/can-be this strip]], Tip is worried that nonhuman sapients seem to be getting targeted by some kind of weather control, when Nick's Definitely Not a Hurricane in the Florida Keys alarm goes off. Tip very nearly mentions the trope by name.
--->'''Tip''': [[LampshadeHanging That was suspiciously specific]].
--->'''Nick''': Good thing there ain't a major nonhuman settlement there!
** Some Anasigma agents get into it [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/what-youd/ here]].
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Also [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/980109 this one]].
--->'''Torg:''' Don't be silly! Besides, the bathroom doesn't ''have'' any windows... or employee entrances, or air-ducts, or crawl-spaces. No forms of escape whatsoever.
** "Hi Gwynn! We'd like you to meet our bearded and cloaked friend, Chip! Chip has a beard, unlike Riff!"
** And the Guacans of the Punyverse: "We have one of the most expensive, broad reaching tourism departments in the universe! You can't walk a block without seeing a 'Come to Chau-5, we won't eat you' billboard!"
** [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020615 In "Dangerous Days Ahead"]]:
---> '''Riff:''' OK, Schlock. Where's Hereti-Corp holding Bert and Torg?
---> '''Schlock:''' They've got Gwynn and your girlfriend too. Just moved them to [=AyleeOrgNet.Com=] offices.
---> '''Riff:''' You sure?
---> '''Schlock:''' Check out this general employee e-memo that I snagged.
---> ''"All employees have the rest of the week off in celebration of No-Bert-Gwynn-Torg-Sasha-Here Day!"''
---> '''Riff:''' Then that's where we're going.
---> '''Schlock:''' Riff, Aylee has that place armed like a fortress! This is obviously a trap!
---> '''Riff:''' You sure?
---> '''Schlock:''' Check out where that message originated!
---> ''"Department of Nonfortress-Arming Nontrapness."''
** "You look like Zoë's friend Riff." "Oh no, I'm [[TotemPoleTrench much taller]]."
** Near the beginning of "A Time for Hair-Raising"[[note]]Actually this part is in the end of "Torg Potter and the Giblets of Fiber" for some reason, but it's clearly part of the next story.[[/note]]:
---> '''Torg''': Where's Zoë and Gwynn?
---> '''Aylee''': Not "dead and stuffed in the closet," if that's what you mean!
** In Chapter 71: "Unsuspicioustech, Inc. Not a subsidiary of Hereti-Corp"
** In chapter 73: "The Immortal King", Gwynn's friends are trying to help Gwynn when she's being stalked by a supernatural entity that can see and hear everything around her. They're trying to act unsuspicious and like they're just having lunch with her, leading to Torg and then others to keep using the word "unsuspicious" about everything, especially the lunch.
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'':
** Kim has sex with Davan [[DudeShesLikeInAComa while he's unconscious]]. When Aubrey walks in, Kim responds thus:
--->"Oh, hi, Aubrey! Davan and I were just [[IHaveToGoIronMyDog working on our nude ventriloquism act]]. Say hello to the nice lady, Davan! 'Hi, Aubrey! Boy, if there's one thing Kim and I didn't do today, it's have sex!'"
** When Shirley babysits [=PamJee=], Aubery [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01172015.shtml frisks him for toys]], and is surprised she can't find any.
--->'''Shirley''': You think I'm going to buy [=PamJee=] a fancy toy, spend six hours looking up how to carefully dissemble it online, spend another three hours taking it apart, putting all the pieces into small balloons, and choosing the right time to swallow them so they're out of my system right after you leave and ready to be reassembled? All the while worrying I forgot to bookmark the rebuilding instructions?
* ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}'':
** [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20011203.html Norman claims]] that crash was "definitely not the sound of a toilet crashing into the basement after somebody poured something really corrosive into it that dissolved half the bowl, leaked onto the floor and ate through the floorboards that collapsed a short time later."
** [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20060224.html Another time]], Dr. Cook uses the "CouldSayItBut" version to inform Central of the Anarchists' recent suspicious purchases without technically breaking their Non-Disclosure Agreement.
* ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'': The LanguageBarrier between Lalli and Emil eventually dissolves just enough for Lalli to start noticing Emil's InnocentlyInsensitive side. Since Lalli is in a depressive mindset due to recent events by the time this happens, he starts giving Emil a rant that makes it clear he doesn't consider their OddFriendship to be such a good idea anymore, and includes claiming that he "never liked [Emil's] annoying face anyway".
* ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'': It's only a denial by implication, but when [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/sdb-he-is-scared/ Ruby discusses her problems with sleeping with her boyfriend Andy (or not),]] she ends up describing ''the exact model of motorcycle'' involved in her metaphor (and she's no biker, though she ''is'' a bit of a nerd), suggesting that despite her previous denials, her fantasies are running amok.
%%* ''Webcomic/StringTheory2009'': [[http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comics/chapter-three/page-fiftyeight/ First panel.]]
* ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'':
** In "Hell Train: Hidden Level", the characters enter a virtual reality that's almost exactly like the real world. Long story short, we have Rachel, in the form of an idealised avatar that doesn't look like her at all, appearing in front of [[TheHero Bam]], who looks like himself. She doesn't want to reveal who she is:
--> '''Bam''': Are you a data human?
--> '''Rachel''': P...pro...bably? Ah! T...that's right! A data human! So you don't have to worry! I'm just an ordinary data human! Ha ha! I'm not a shady person at all!
** Also on the hidden level, Khun Marco Asensio, when suddenly being contacted by his sister: "I wasn't talking about our father behind his back!"
* ''Webcomic/TwoKinds'' features [[https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJwIjoxfQ%3D%3D/patreon-media/p/post/34204330/6d14c5198a454f509b20dfb827560f7d/1.png?token-time=1583452800&token-hash=wbWf7KTil8fN-JXDdu9iwzZt-ig6lZGJoG88LWBYnbg%3D Sythe's reference sheet]], which specifically notes that there is "Nothing strange" about his pet squirrel Mrs. Nibbly. [[http://cdn.twokinds.keenspot.com/comics/20190824.png Just ignore the reflection in the waterfall, she's a totally normal squirrel.]]
* A couple in ''Webcomic/{{Unshelved}}'': [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060210 one]] featuring the MouthyKid and [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080107 a short arc about a wet chair]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'': [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=030911 "Warning: not a concealed escape hatch. Do not stand back. Do not check seal after closing..."]]
* In ''Webcomic/VGCats'', the chemist from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' who didn't look in Leo/Link's bag and didn't see any faerie in any bottle. Leo/Link catches on immediately, so he just strongly advises him stick to that story (i.e. not to blab).
* From one of the filler strips for ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'':
-->'''Doc:''' Hey Roj? Did you take my last Dew?\\
'''Roger:''' You can't prove anything! I don't even ''own'' a flamethrower.\\
'''Doc:''' Oooh-kay. I was just asking because...\\
'''Roger:''' It must've been Swampy! He probably took it!\\
'''Doc:''' Well, Swamps doesn't usually set fire to the fridge to cover his tracks.
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'':
** [[http://xkcd.com/463/ This]] strip gives a rare example of a Suspiciously Specific ''Assurance.''
*** Another assurance-based one [[http://xkcd.com/1530 here]]. "I am a normal human typing with my human hands."
** [[http://xkcd.com/641/ Asbestos-free!]]
** One of the [[http://imgs.xkcd.com/store_news/xkcd_store_bobcat_54.png new ads]] for the shop states, "I promise I will not ship you a bobcat, probably"
** "What've you been up to?" "[[http://xkcd.com/1222 Definitely not spending every day consumed with worry over stupid things I never talk to anyone about.]]"
** "It's 3 p.m. ... oh, of course! You'll still jet-lagged!" "[[https://www.xkcd.com/1900/ I-yeah, that's it! I definitely didn't spend half the night reading Wikipedia articles about random maritime disasters.]]"
* Mela of ''Webcomic/WeAreTheWyrecats'' [[http://wyrecats.thecomicseries.com/comics/31 did not use mammal brains]] to test BrainUploading and definitely [[http://wyrecats.thecomicseries.com/comics/32 isn't jealous]] that K.A. has a new friend.
* In ''Webcomic/ZebraGirl'' Sandra lives and breathes this trope along with BadLiar as she tries to rationalize her new demonic appearance. It's easy to see why Mike wasn't fooled.
-->'''Mike:''' So...
-->'''Sandra:''' I'M NOT A DEMON!!!

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* The after-comic text from [[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-102207.php this]] ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' comic explains ScheduleSlip.

* ''Webcomic/EverydayAbnormal'':Asuka wasn't [[KissingWarmUp kissing her hand.]] That would be weird. She wasn't [[BlatantLies thinking about a boy]]. And he [[DugInDeeper definitely wasn't British]].

** Pintsize gets a lengthy one about his new body [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4536 here]], which promts Claire to say "How about we don't go sit on that park bench and talk it out?"

* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' has [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2792.html this]] strip's annotation denying Morgan-Mar's quest to gain a mention on every Wiki/TVTropes page.

** Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a caliginous relationship from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual [[PlaceBeyondTime places beyond time]], so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .

-->'''?CG:''' IT MIGHT BE THE CASE THAT THIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP IN A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL ]]
-->'''?CG:''' AND GET CARRIED AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WERE BLIND TO HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND WEIRD IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH ANOTHER SPECIES

** Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a [[FoeYay caliginous relationship]] from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual [[PlaceBeyondTime places beyond time]], so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .

* In Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'s comic strip on ''VideoGame/Persona4'', we have the introduction of Naoto
-->'''Naoto:''' Did someone say '''girls'''? Because I'm a boy, just so you know.
** And then there's this gem
-->'''Yosuke:''' Did anything strange happen to you lately?
-->'''Kanji:''' Strange? [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday You sayin' I like dudes?]]

* ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':

* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

-->'''Torg''': Don't be silly! Besides, the bathroom doesn't ''have'' any windows... or employee entrances, or air-ducts, or crawl-spaces. No forms of escape whatsoever.

--> '''Riff:''' OK, Schlock. Where's Hereti-Corp holding Bert and Torg?
--> '''Schlock:''' They've got Gwynn and your girlfriend too. Just moved them to [=AyleeOrgNet.Com=] offices.
--> '''Riff:''' You sure?
--> '''Schlock:''' Check out this general employee e-memo that I snagged.
--> ''"All employees have the rest of the week off in celebration of No-Bert-Gwynn-Torg-Sasha-Here Day!"''
--> '''Riff:''' Then that's where we're going.
--> '''Schlock:''' Riff, Aylee has that place armed like a fortress! This is obviously a trap!
--> '''Riff:''' You sure?
--> '''Schlock:''' Check out where that message originated!
--> ''"Department of Nonfortress-Arming Nontrapness."''

--> '''Torg''': Where's Zoë and Gwynn?
--> '''Aylee''': Not "dead and stuffed in the closet," if that's what you mean!

* ''Webcomic/StringTheory'': [[http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comics/chapter-three/page-fiftyeight/ First panel.]]

* In ''Webcomic/VGCats'', the chemist from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' who didn't look in Leo/Link's bag and didn't see any faerie in any bottle. Leo/Link takes it as face value, so he just strongly advises him not to blab.

** In "Hell Train: Hidden Level", the characters enter a virtual reality that's almost exactly like the real world. Long story short, we have Rachel, in the form of an idealised avatar that doesn't look like her at all, appearing in front of [[TheHero Baam]], who looks like himself. She doesn't want to reveal who she is:
--> '''Baam''': Are you a data human?

** Also on the hidden level, Koon Marco Asensio, when suddenly being contacted by his sister: "I wasn't talking about our father behind his back!"

* ''WebComic/IslaAukate'': Overlord Fox is [[http://www.overlordcomic.com/archive/117 seen]] resting her head on Steele's chest. She says it's for checking his heart rate. Silver points out there are other methods to do that.
* In ''Webcomic/TheMidnightTeaParty'' story BEKS the black eyed kids are quick to assure people that [[http://midnight-tea-party.smackjeeves.com/comics/2035127/03-beks/ they don't have anything sharp]] and that "[[http://midnight-tea-party.smackjeeves.com/comics/2038320/09-beks/ this isn't even a trick]]".

-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND JOHN, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, IF ONE OF US IN THE FUTURE DOES MAKE SOME SORT OF SOLICITATION YOU DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND...]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: IT MIGHT BE THE CASE THAT THIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP IN A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL ]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND GET CARRIED AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WERE BLIND TO HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND WEIRD IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH ANOTHER SPECIES ]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND [[BizarreAlienReproduction THE CONCEPT OF A CALIGINIOUS RELATIONSHIP]]]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: [[BlatantLies BUT I'M NOT THAT PERSON.]] I HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON HOW DERANGED AND UNNATURAL ANY SORT OF [[InterspeciesRomance INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP]] WOULD BE]]

-->JADE: he was just here wasnt he\\
DAVE: no\\
JADE: how do you even know who im talking about??\\
DAVE: look all i know is egbert most definitely didnt just appear out of nowhere and catch me weeplaughing at my selfies