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* ActorAllusion The episode "Goodbye Polumbus" was a reference to ''Literature/GoodbyeColumbus'' which actor Richard Benjamin [Quark] played the lead



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'''Ficus''': Well, commander, there are three possibilities. Either they are the dreaded Gorgons, in which we'll probably all be killed, or they're the allies of the dreaded Gorgons-\\

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'''Ficus''': Well, commander, there are three possibilities. Either they are the dreaded Gorgons, in which we'll probably all be killed, or they're the allies of the dreaded Gorgons-\\Gorgons--\\



'''Ficus''': -in which case we'll probably also be killed.\\

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'''Ficus''': -in --in which case we'll probably also be killed.\\



* GeekyTurnOn: Ficus is unaffected by the LotusEaterMachine in "Goodbye Polumbus", until he sees a beautiful woman in NerdGlasses with whom he can discuss EEqualsMCHammer. She gets ''extremely'' turned on by this, [[BeautifulAllAlong taking off her glasses and letting down her hair]] until she's on the verge of a {{Nerdgasm}}. Cut to her lying next to Fiscus [[SmokingHotSex puffing on a cigarette]]. And he hasn't even got to calculus.



* GeekyTurnOn: Ficus is unaffected by the LotusEaterMachine in "Goodbye Polumbus", until he sees a beautiful woman in NerdGlasses with whom he can discuss EEqualsMCHammer. She gets ''extremely'' turned on by this, [[BeautifulAllAlong taking off her glasses and letting down her hair]] until she's on the verge of a {{Nerdgasm}}. Cut to her lying next to each Fiscus, [[SmokingHotSex puffing on a cigarette]]. And he hasn't even got to calculus.
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* GeekyTurnOn: Ficus is unaffected by the LotusEaterMachine in "Goodbye Polumbus", until he sees a beautiful woman in NerdGlasses with whom he can discuss EEqualsMCHammer. She gets ''extremely'' turned on by this, [[BeautifulAllAlong taking off her glasses and letting down her hair]] until she's on the verge of a {{Nerdgasm}}. Cut to her lying next to each Fiscus, [[SmokingHotSex puffing on a cigarette]]. And he hasn't even got to calculus.
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* GlamorFailure: Quark destroys the LotusEaterMachine in "Goodbye Polumbus", only to find the gorgeous woman of his dreams he's been smooching is the queen of the Clay People.
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* LiteralMinded: Ficus
-->'''Betties:''' Well Ficus, [[MsFanservice how do we look?]]
-->'''Ficus:''' Light passes through the retina to an optic nerve...
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* UnknownPhenomenon
-->'''Quark:''' What do you make of that?
-->'''Ficus:''' A most fascinating phenomenon, but one which leaves the mind facing a myriad of possibilities, alternatives and conclusions that are at best strictly hypothetical with no sound basis in fact.
-->'''Quark:''' In other words, you don't know.
-->'''Ficus:''' That's what I said.


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* TheTriple: Quark is usually briefed along with two other captains; the first two are given a glamorous assignment while Quark is either sent to pick up the garbage, or sent on a SuicideMission.
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* EvilIsHammy: In "The Good, the Bad and the Ficus", a NegativeSpaceWedgie creates an evil version of our heroes.
-->'''Quark:''' ''(calmly)'' Ficus, program Maneuver Plan Red. Jean, give me as much power as you can.
-->'''Jean:''' Yes sir.
-->''(cut to other ship)''
-->'''Evil!Quark:''' Ficus! Program ''Attack'' Plan ''Red!'' (grabs Jean's shirt) Jean, give me more ''power'' or I'll ''break'' your face!
-->'''Evil!Jean:''' (grabs Quark's shirt) Commander, you're such a [[SpaceX space-head]], ''I'm'' taking over this ship!
-->'''Evil!Quark:''' Try it, transmute, and you're ''space jelly!''
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* {{Catchphrase}}: The Head: "The Galaxy Ad Infinitum".
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* CanNotTellALie: Ficus

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* CanNotTellALie: FicusFicus is an emotionless plant, so he doesn't see the logic in sparing feelings that he doesn't have himself.
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* CanNotTellALie: Ficus
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* BBCQuarry: Bronson Canyon is used for the battle between good and evil Quark.
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* InsaneAdmiral: Admiral Flint in "The Good, the Bad and the Fictus". After Quark's evil self goes on a rampage, he's convinced that Quark is a Gorgon sympathizer because of a school essay he wrote while seven years old saying the Gorgons were "funny".
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* {{Stripperiffic}}: When Ficus is asked to comment on the SpaceClothes worn by the Betties, he says that they are terrible.
-->"Where can they possibly hold their gamma guns, or protect themselves from the heat and cold? Look how little material there is."
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* OutWithABang: In "The Old and the Beautiful", Quark has to have sex with an alien princess infamous for fatally wearing out her lovers.
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* EvilOverlord Zorgon the Malevolent, Most Vicious Gorgon Space Pirate and Half-Brother to the High Gorgon Himself
* EvilTwin The whole cast except for Ficus got them when they passed through a black hole, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episodes "The Enemy Within" and "Mirror, Mirror"

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* EvilOverlord EvilOverlord: Zorgon the Malevolent, Most Vicious Gorgon Space Pirate and Half-Brother to the High Gorgon Himself
* EvilTwin EvilTwin: The whole cast except for Ficus got them when they passed through a black hole, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episodes "The Enemy Within" and "Mirror, Mirror"



* TheForce Parodied, along with ''StarWars'', in "May the Source Be With You."

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* TheForce TheForce: Parodied, along with ''StarWars'', in "May the Source Be With You."



* GenderBlenderName Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same.

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* GenderBlenderName GenderBlenderName: Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same.



* LotusEaterMachine In "Goodbye Polumbus," the Gorgons' machine designed to drain the minds of brilliant scientists traps the crew in their own fantasies, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave"
* MacGuffin In "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms," Zorgon demands Quark tell him where "it" is. Quark, having no idea what "it" is, lies. We never find out exactly what "it" is, but Quark ends up with a worthless rock necklace.
* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Princess Libido, daughter of Zorgon, who wants to marry Ficus.
* MeaningfulName Parodied - Ficus is a plant, Palindrome's first name is one, Gene/Jean has male and female chromosomes in their genes, Andy is an android, etc.
* MultiArmedAndDangerous In the pilot there was Interface, a four-armed alien woman who controlled communications between ships.

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* LotusEaterMachine LotusEaterMachine: In "Goodbye Polumbus," the Gorgons' machine designed to drain the minds of brilliant scientists traps the crew in their own fantasies, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave"
* MacGuffin MacGuffin: In "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms," Zorgon demands Quark tell him where "it" is. Quark, having no idea what "it" is, lies. We never find out exactly what "it" is, but Quark ends up with a worthless rock necklace.
* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter: Princess Libido, daughter of Zorgon, who wants to marry Ficus.
* MeaningfulName MeaningfulName: Parodied - Ficus is a plant, Palindrome's first name is one, Gene/Jean has male and female chromosomes in their genes, Andy is an android, etc.
* MultiArmedAndDangerous MultiArmedAndDangerous: In the pilot there was Interface, a four-armed alien woman who controlled communications between ships.



* SingleMindedTwins The Bettys often said the same thing at the same time.

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* SingleMindedTwins The Bettys often said the same thing at the same time. However in "The Old and the Beautiful", Quark puts them in charge of the ship during a space battle, and all they do is argue.
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* '''The Head''': The BadBoss crossed with a giant [[RubberForeheadAliens Rubber Forehead Alien]], Otto answered to him, and he frequently assigned Quark to bizarre jobs.

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* '''The Head''': The BadBoss crossed with a giant [[MyBrainIsBig giant]] [[RubberForeheadAliens Rubber Forehead Alien]], Alien]]. Otto answered to him, and he frequently assigned Quark to bizarre jobs.

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* GenderBlenderName Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same

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* GenderBlenderName Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same same.
* HonorBeforeReason: After saving the galaxy from the Gorgons, Quark is offered command of his own starship. However he insists that his crew be promoted with him, as they deserve equal credit. "If they don't go, I don't go." So the Head obliges...by not promoting Quark after all.
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* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Parodied in "May The Source Be With You". To stop a Gorgon invasion, Quark is trusted with the Source, which can make anything possible as long as you believe in it. But as it's such a powerful weapon, the Source has been sealed up for 200 years and is now suffering from confidence issues.

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* FoodPills:

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* FoodPills:FoodPills: Parodied when the crew eat a meal... by putting a hose to each person's mouth, through which a "pill" about the size of a fist is pneumatically rammed down their throats.
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* FoodPills:
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-->'''Dr Mudd:''' It's some kind of protein-hydrolizing amino producer!
-->'''Quark:''' What does it mean?!!
-->'''Dr Mudd:''' I'm not quite sure... but it's got a nice ring to it.

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* CloningBlues The Bettys are both in love with Quark and don't know (or won’t say) which of them is the original .

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* CloningBlues CloningBlues: The Bettys are both in love with Quark and don't know (or won’t say) which of them is the original .original. It's implied that, being identical in every way, the clone really believes that she's the original and therefore the other Betty must be the clone.

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* DeathTrap Zorgon ''loves'' these and Ficus ends one episode in one

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* DeathTrap Zorgon ''loves'' these and Ficus ends one episode in one one.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
** Transmutes have the expected homosexuality and transgender jokes.
-->"Would you want your brother or sister to marry one?"
** A spaceship ejects a bag of garbage from its rear end with a defecation sound.
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* NotSoDire: The pilot episode opened with a spaceship apparently engaged in a highly dangerous docking maneuver. Turns out it's just a glorified garbage scow picking up a load of trash from the other ship.



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Gene was engineer, not second-in-command.


* '''The Bettys''': The BridgeBunnies, navigators and pilots of the ship. One of them is a clone of the other, but neither one will admit which. Both of them lust after Quark. Notably played by a pair of Doublemint gum twins.
* '''Gene/Jean''': NumberTwo, with the twist that he's a "transmute," with both male and female chromosomes and both sets of hormones . Thus, as Gene, he's a {{Jerkass}}, but as Jean complete with a [[CrossDressingVoices female voice]] , she's a TechnicalPacifist.

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* '''The Bettys''': The BridgeBunnies, navigators jointly second-in-command, navigators, and pilots of the ship. One of them is a clone of the other, but neither one will admit which.both insist it's the other. Both of them lust after Quark. Notably played by a pair of Doublemint gum twins.
* '''Gene/Jean''': NumberTwo, Chief engineer, with the twist that he's a "transmute," with both male and female chromosomes and both sets of hormones . Thus, as Gene, he's a {{Jerkass}}, but as Jean complete with a [[CrossDressingVoices female voice]] , she's a TechnicalPacifist.
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** I doubt that it was, but if it ''was'' intentional, it could be seen as a reference to the fact that Kirk wasn't in the first ''StarTrek'' pilot, nor Bones in the second.
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too good to last cleanup


Not a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Ferengi bartender]], nor a [[UsefulNotes/QuantumPhysics subatomic particle]], nor a [[Franchise/RatchetAndClank galactic president]], but a 1970s sci-fi [[ParodyTropes parody]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' from ''Series/GetSmart'' co-creator Buck Henry. It was basically the US-version of ''Series/RedDwarf'', but with only [[TooGoodToLast eight episodes]].

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Not a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Ferengi bartender]], nor a [[UsefulNotes/QuantumPhysics subatomic particle]], nor a [[Franchise/RatchetAndClank galactic president]], but a 1970s sci-fi [[ParodyTropes parody]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' from ''Series/GetSmart'' co-creator Buck Henry. It was basically the US-version of ''Series/RedDwarf'', but with only [[TooGoodToLast eight episodes]].
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Too many parentheses. They cause cancer. Or something.


* '''Gene/Jean''': NumberTwo, with the twist that he's a "transmute," with both male and female chromosomes (and both sets of hormones). Thus, as Gene, he's a {{Jerkass}}, but as Jean (complete with a [[CrossDressingVoices female voice]]), she's a TechnicalPacifist.

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* '''Gene/Jean''': NumberTwo, with the twist that he's a "transmute," with both male and female chromosomes (and chromosomes and both sets of hormones). hormones . Thus, as Gene, he's a {{Jerkass}}, but as Jean (complete Jean complete with a [[CrossDressingVoices female voice]]), voice]] , she's a TechnicalPacifist.



* ActorAllusion (the episode "Goodbye Polumbus" was a reference to ''Literature/GoodbyeColumbus'' which actor Richard Benjamin [Quark] played the lead)

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* ActorAllusion (the ActorAllusion The episode "Goodbye Polumbus" was a reference to ''Literature/GoodbyeColumbus'' which actor Richard Benjamin [Quark] played the lead)lead



* AIIsACrapshoot (in the last episode, their ship gets a new computer called Vanessa, while proceeds to turn crazy and try to kill them in a parody of ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' and the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episode "The Ultimate Computer")
* AllHailTheGreatGodMickey: "My ancestors were from a tribe called 'the Americans'. Archeological digs in [california] indicate they worshipped, and were ruled by, a fully clothed, giant mouse."
* CaptainsLog (as a parody of ''Franchise/StarTrek'', Quark had one every few minutes, often LampshadeHanging whatever was happening)
* CloningBlues (the Bettys are both in love with Quark and don't know which is the original)
* CoolStarship (subverted: they travel on a ''garbage scow'')
* DeathTrap (Zorgon ''loves'' these and Ficus ends one episode in one)
* EvilOverlord (Zorgon the Malevolent, Most Vicious Gorgon Space Pirate and Half-Brother to the High Gorgon Himself)
* EvilTwin (the whole cast except for Ficus got them when they passed through a black hole, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episodes "The Enemy Within" and "Mirror, Mirror")

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* AIIsACrapshoot (in AIIsACrapshoot In the last episode, their ship gets a new computer called Vanessa, while proceeds to turn crazy and try to kill them in a parody of ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' and the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episode "The Ultimate Computer")
Computer"
* AllHailTheGreatGodMickey: "My ancestors were from a tribe called 'the Americans'. Archeological digs in [california] California indicate they worshipped, and were ruled by, a fully clothed, giant mouse."
* CaptainsLog (as CaptainsLog As a parody of ''Franchise/StarTrek'', Quark had one every few minutes, often LampshadeHanging whatever was happening)
happening
* CloningBlues (the CloningBlues The Bettys are both in love with Quark and don't know (or won’t say) which of them is the original)
original .
* CoolStarship (subverted: CoolStarship Subverted: they travel on a ''garbage scow'')
scow''
* DeathTrap (Zorgon DeathTrap Zorgon ''loves'' these and Ficus ends one episode in one)
one
* EvilOverlord (Zorgon EvilOverlord Zorgon the Malevolent, Most Vicious Gorgon Space Pirate and Half-Brother to the High Gorgon Himself)
Himself
* EvilTwin (the EvilTwin The whole cast except for Ficus got them when they passed through a black hole, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episodes "The Enemy Within" and "Mirror, Mirror")Mirror"



* {{Fanservice}} (The Bettys)
* TheForce (parodied, along with ''StarWars'', in "May the Source Be With You.")

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* {{Fanservice}} (The Bettys)
{{Fanservice}} The Bettys
* TheForce (parodied, TheForce Parodied, along with ''StarWars'', in "May the Source Be With You.")"



* GenderBlenderName (Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same)
* LotusEaterMachine (in "Goodbye Polumbus," the Gorgons' machine designed to drain the minds of brilliant scientists traps the crew in their own fantasies, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave")
* MacGuffin (in "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms," Zorgon demands Quark tell him where "it" is. Quark, having no idea what "it" is, lies. We never find out exactly what "it" is, but Quark ends up with a worthless rock necklace.)
* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter (Princess Libido, daughter of Zorgon, who wants to marry Ficus)
* MeaningfulName (parodied - Ficus is a plant, Palindrome's first name is one, Gene/Jean has male and female chromosomes in their genes, Andy is an android, etc.)
* MultiArmedAndDangerous (in the pilot there was Interface, a four-armed alien woman who controlled communications between ships)
* NegativeSpaceWedgie (couldn't avoid 'em as it parodied ''Franchise/StarTrek'')
* OvernightAgeUp (in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "The Deadly Years," Quark due to some AppliedPhlebotinum starts aging two years for every hour)
* [[OwMyBodyPart Oh My Aching Head]]: Dealing with Quark gave 'the Head' migraines 'the size of a super-nova!'
* PerpetualPoverty (when Palindrome and the Head have to send a [[ScienceMarchesOn telegram]] to Quark in the pilot, they end up spending the entire episode arguing about the cost of sending it and trying to reduce the number of words)

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* GenderBlenderName (Gene/Jean GenderBlenderName Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same)
same
* LotusEaterMachine (in LotusEaterMachine In "Goodbye Polumbus," the Gorgons' machine designed to drain the minds of brilliant scientists traps the crew in their own fantasies, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave")
Leave"
* MacGuffin (in MacGuffin In "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms," Zorgon demands Quark tell him where "it" is. Quark, having no idea what "it" is, lies. We never find out exactly what "it" is, but Quark ends up with a worthless rock necklace.)

* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter (Princess MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Princess Libido, daughter of Zorgon, who wants to marry Ficus)
Ficus.
* MeaningfulName (parodied MeaningfulName Parodied - Ficus is a plant, Palindrome's first name is one, Gene/Jean has male and female chromosomes in their genes, Andy is an android, etc.)
etc.
* MultiArmedAndDangerous (in MultiArmedAndDangerous In the pilot there was Interface, a four-armed alien woman who controlled communications between ships)
ships.
* NegativeSpaceWedgie (couldn't NegativeSpaceWedgie Couldn't avoid 'em as it parodied ''Franchise/StarTrek'')
''Franchise/StarTrek''.
* OvernightAgeUp (in OvernightAgeUp In a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "The Deadly Years," Quark due to some AppliedPhlebotinum starts aging two years for every hour)
hour
* [[OwMyBodyPart Oh My Aching Head]]: Dealing with Quark gave 'the Head' “the Head” migraines 'the “the size of a super-nova!'
super-nova!”
* PerpetualPoverty (when PerpetualPoverty When Palindrome and the Head have to send a [[ScienceMarchesOn telegram]] to Quark in the pilot, they end up spending the entire episode arguing about the cost of sending it and trying to reduce the number of words)words.



* PlanetOfHats (The Gorgons are all sort of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]] that's evil, too. For example:

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* PlanetOfHats (The PlanetOfHats The Gorgons are all sort of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]] that's evil, too. For example:



* {{Technobabble}} (satirizes it)

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* {{Technobabble}} (satirizes it){{Technobabble}} Satirizes it.



* TwinThreesomeFantasy (both Bettys love Captain Quark, but there's a stigma against sleeping with a clone, so since he never knew which one was a clone, he couldn't sleep with either)
* ScienceMarchesOn (see above, re: sending a telegram. In the 23rd century.)

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* TwinThreesomeFantasy (both TwinThreesomeFantasy Both Bettys love Captain Quark, but there's a stigma against sleeping with a clone, so since he never knew which one was a clone, he couldn't sleep with either)
either.
* ScienceMarchesOn (see above, re: sending ScienceMarchesOn Sending a telegram. In the 23rd century.)



* SingleMindedTwins (the Bettys often said the same thing at the same time)
* SmallAnnoyingCreature (Ergo, Quark's pet, a one-eyed blob)

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* SingleMindedTwins (the SingleMindedTwins The Bettys often said the same thing at the same time)
time.
* SmallAnnoyingCreature (Ergo, SmallAnnoyingCreature Ergo, Quark's pet, a one-eyed blob)blob.



* SplitPersonality (Gene/Jean)
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Ficus wasn't in the pilot - a Dr. O.B. Mudd, a crotchety one-eyed man, was. He was never seen or mentioned afterwards, though.

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* SplitPersonality (Gene/Jean)
SplitPersonality Gene/Jean.
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Ficus wasn't Wasn't in the pilot - a Dr. O.B. Mudd, a crotchety one-eyed man, was. He was never seen or mentioned afterwards, though.



'''Leader of the Spartans''': ''(pause)'' Just give us a few minutes to move our things out of the palace.
* TheUnintelligible (Dink spoke only with xylophone beeps)
* TinCanRobot (Andy)

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'''Leader of the Spartans''': ''(pause)'' '' pause '' Just give us a few minutes to move our things out of the palace.
* TheUnintelligible (Dink TheUnintelligible Dink spoke only with xylophone beeps)
beeps.
* TinCanRobot (Andy)TinCanRobot Andy.



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Not a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Ferengi bartender]], nor a [[UsefulNotes/QuantumPhysics subatomic particle]], but a 1970s sci-fi [[ParodyTropes parody]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' from ''Series/GetSmart'' co-creator Buck Henry. It was basically the US-version of ''Series/RedDwarf'', but with only [[TooGoodToLast eight episodes]].

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Not a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Ferengi bartender]], nor a [[UsefulNotes/QuantumPhysics subatomic particle]], nor a [[Franchise/RatchetAndClank galactic president]], but a 1970s sci-fi [[ParodyTropes parody]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' from ''Series/GetSmart'' co-creator Buck Henry. It was basically the US-version of ''Series/RedDwarf'', but with only [[TooGoodToLast eight episodes]].
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->'''Quark''': They're chasing us? Ficus, who are they?\\
'''Ficus''': Well, commander, there are three possibilities. Either they are the dreaded Gorgons, in which we'll probably all be killed, or they're the allies of the dreaded Gorgons-\\
'''Quark''': Ficus, I don't have time for long lists!\\
'''Ficus''': -in which case we'll probably also be killed.\\
'''Quark''': Ficus, what you're saying is that all possibilities end in our death.
-->-- "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms, Part 1"

Not a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Ferengi bartender]], nor a [[UsefulNotes/QuantumPhysics subatomic particle]], but a 1970s sci-fi [[ParodyTropes parody]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' from ''Series/GetSmart'' co-creator Buck Henry. It was basically the US-version of ''Series/RedDwarf'', but with only [[TooGoodToLast eight episodes]].

The show was set on the ''United Galaxies Sanitation Patrol Cruiser'', a garbage scow working for the United Galaxies Space Station Perma 1. It regularly satirized ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and ''ComicStrip/FlashGordon''. The characters were:

* '''Adam Quark''': TheCaptain, who longs for glamorous assignments, but ends up picking up garbage bags. Often gets into adventures without meaning to.
* '''The Bettys''': The BridgeBunnies, navigators and pilots of the ship. One of them is a clone of the other, but neither one will admit which. Both of them lust after Quark. Notably played by a pair of Doublemint gum twins.
* '''Gene/Jean''': NumberTwo, with the twist that he's a "transmute," with both male and female chromosomes (and both sets of hormones). Thus, as Gene, he's a {{Jerkass}}, but as Jean (complete with a [[CrossDressingVoices female voice]]), she's a TechnicalPacifist.
* '''Ficus Pandorata''': TheSpock taken to the extremes, he's a "Vegeton," a member of [[PlantAliens sentient plant race]]. He always speaks with SpockSpeak, has no emotions at all, cares about no one, and breeds by pollinating.
* '''Andy''': A CowardlySidekick RobotBuddy, he was basically a stupid [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Marvin]].
* '''Otto Palindrome''': The ObstructiveBureaucrat who is in charge of Perma 1. He loves making Quark miserable.
* '''Dink''': The NonHumanSidekick for Otto, he was basically Cousin It from ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'' [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE]].
* '''The Head''': The BadBoss crossed with a giant [[RubberForeheadAliens Rubber Forehead Alien]], Otto answered to him, and he frequently assigned Quark to bizarre jobs.
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!!''Quark'' has examples of:

* ActorAllusion (the episode "Goodbye Polumbus" was a reference to ''Literature/GoodbyeColumbus'' which actor Richard Benjamin [Quark] played the lead)
* AffectionateParody
* AIIsACrapshoot (in the last episode, their ship gets a new computer called Vanessa, while proceeds to turn crazy and try to kill them in a parody of ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' and the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episode "The Ultimate Computer")
* AllHailTheGreatGodMickey: "My ancestors were from a tribe called 'the Americans'. Archeological digs in [california] indicate they worshipped, and were ruled by, a fully clothed, giant mouse."
* CaptainsLog (as a parody of ''Franchise/StarTrek'', Quark had one every few minutes, often LampshadeHanging whatever was happening)
* CloningBlues (the Bettys are both in love with Quark and don't know which is the original)
* CoolStarship (subverted: they travel on a ''garbage scow'')
* DeathTrap (Zorgon ''loves'' these and Ficus ends one episode in one)
* EvilOverlord (Zorgon the Malevolent, Most Vicious Gorgon Space Pirate and Half-Brother to the High Gorgon Himself)
* EvilTwin (the whole cast except for Ficus got them when they passed through a black hole, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|the Original Series}}'' episodes "The Enemy Within" and "Mirror, Mirror")
* FantasticRacism: Clones and Transmutes are discriminated against. There's a social stigma against sleeping with clones, and Transmutes can be treated with outright contempt to their faces.
* {{Fanservice}} (The Bettys)
* TheForce (parodied, along with ''StarWars'', in "May the Source Be With You.")
* FridayNightDeathSlot
* GenderBlenderName (Gene/Jean both ''sound'' the same)
* LotusEaterMachine (in "Goodbye Polumbus," the Gorgons' machine designed to drain the minds of brilliant scientists traps the crew in their own fantasies, in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave")
* MacGuffin (in "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms," Zorgon demands Quark tell him where "it" is. Quark, having no idea what "it" is, lies. We never find out exactly what "it" is, but Quark ends up with a worthless rock necklace.)
* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter (Princess Libido, daughter of Zorgon, who wants to marry Ficus)
* MeaningfulName (parodied - Ficus is a plant, Palindrome's first name is one, Gene/Jean has male and female chromosomes in their genes, Andy is an android, etc.)
* MultiArmedAndDangerous (in the pilot there was Interface, a four-armed alien woman who controlled communications between ships)
* NegativeSpaceWedgie (couldn't avoid 'em as it parodied ''Franchise/StarTrek'')
* OvernightAgeUp (in a parody of the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "The Deadly Years," Quark due to some AppliedPhlebotinum starts aging two years for every hour)
* [[OwMyBodyPart Oh My Aching Head]]: Dealing with Quark gave 'the Head' migraines 'the size of a super-nova!'
* PerpetualPoverty (when Palindrome and the Head have to send a [[ScienceMarchesOn telegram]] to Quark in the pilot, they end up spending the entire episode arguing about the cost of sending it and trying to reduce the number of words)
* PhotoprotoneutronTorpedo: Episode 2 reveals that the crew's sidearms are called "gamma guns".
* PlanetOfHats (The Gorgons are all sort of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]] that's evil, too. For example:
-->"People of Spartan, this is the High Gorgon. I command your unconditional surrender. You shall be treated with compassion, honor and patience. You have twenty seconds before I blow you out of the galaxy."
* {{Technobabble}} (satirizes it)
* ToTheBatpole: In addition to elevators and stairs, the ship has special sliding tubes that allow crew members to descend to the deck immediately below quickly.
* TwinThreesomeFantasy (both Bettys love Captain Quark, but there's a stigma against sleeping with a clone, so since he never knew which one was a clone, he couldn't sleep with either)
* ScienceMarchesOn (see above, re: sending a telegram. In the 23rd century.)
** Despite the fact that "telegram" is an archaic term, the general principle of keeping messages short to save on costs is one that will probably be with us for many centuries to come. Today, in the early 21st century, users of cell phones typically keep text messages as short as possible so as to fall under their calling plan's texting limit, to the point of using standard abbreviations. The cost per bit of sending a transmission across ''interstellar distances'' would have to be enormous.
* SingleMindedTwins (the Bettys often said the same thing at the same time)
* SmallAnnoyingCreature (Ergo, Quark's pet, a one-eyed blob)
* SpaceX: All over the place.
* SplitPersonality (Gene/Jean)
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Ficus wasn't in the pilot - a Dr. O.B. Mudd, a crotchety one-eyed man, was. He was never seen or mentioned afterwards, though.
* ThatsNoMoon:
-->'''High Gorgon''': I suggest you take a closer look at my space ship.\\
'''Leader of the Spartans''': A ship? We see no ship. All I see is a large maroon planet.\\
'''High Gorgon''': That is my space ship!\\
'''Leader of the Spartans''': ''(pause)'' Just give us a few minutes to move our things out of the palace.
* TheUnintelligible (Dink spoke only with xylophone beeps)
* TinCanRobot (Andy)
* YouMeanXMas: Christmas has become "Holiday Number 11".
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