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* StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]
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''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''.

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''Max And and Paddy's Road To to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''.



** One can only guess what Paddy’s part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.

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** One can only guess what Paddy’s Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.



** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that’s both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]
** A more straight example comes in the last episode. When [[spoiler: Max’s psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]]
* BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like “Big Bob’s Beans” and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan.

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** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that’s that's both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]
** A more straight example comes in the last episode. When [[spoiler: Max’s Max's psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]]
* BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like “Big Bob’s Beans” "Big Bob's Beans" and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan.



* ChekhovsGunman: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.

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* ChekhovsGunman: Max’s Max's ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.



** [[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.

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** [[spoiler: Paddy’s Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.



* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian’s fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights.

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* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian’s Brian's fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights.



** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.
** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some..."private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.

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** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s Paddy's love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.
** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some..."private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) (Paddy's) copy of Razzle.



** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn’t do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]
** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Brian has been [[spoiler: fronting a very public campaign to get Max and Paddy released from prison which destroys the persona of rich gangsters that they used to live an easy and safe life while inside. As soon as they’re released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry’s 60th birthday party.]] Although Brian’s actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]

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** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn’t didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]
** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Brian has been [[spoiler: fronting a very public campaign to get Max and Paddy released from prison which destroys the persona of rich gangsters that they used to live an easy and safe life while inside. As soon as they’re they're released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry’s Jerry's 60th birthday party.]] Although Brian’s Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]



** Max’s attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]

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** Max’s Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]



-->''''Don’t know where we’re going, got no way of knowing.

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-->''''Don’t -->''''Don't know where we’re we're going, got no way of knowing.



-->And we don’t take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun.
-->We’re Max and Paddy. Paddy and Max.
-->And best of all, we don’t pay council tax.''''

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-->And we don’t don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun.
-->We’re -->We're Max and Paddy. Paddy and Max.
-->And best of all, we don’t don't pay council tax.''''



* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina’s family remain intact.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe’s shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman.
* HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. [[spoiler: They’re better known as the Belgrano Sisters ( “on account of all the sailors that have gone down on them”]]) and their MO is to pick up sailors in nightclubs, [[SlippingAMickey drug them]], and rob them blind.]]

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* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina’s Tina's family remain intact.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe’s Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman.
* HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. [[spoiler: They’re They're better known as the Belgrano Sisters ( “on "on account of all the sailors that have gone down on them”]]) them"]]) and their MO is to pick up sailors in nightclubs, [[SlippingAMickey drug them]], and rob them blind.]]



* {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a “typical thieving gyppo” and is glad he’s eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he’d just helped them steal.

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* {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a “typical "typical thieving gyppo” gyppo" and is glad he’s he's eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he’d he'd just helped them steal.



* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina’s husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel’s father) to remain a happy family.]]
* JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it’s this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what’s in this cake?]]\\
'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]

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* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina’s (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel’s Daniel's father) to remain a happy family.]]
* JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it’s it's this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what’s what's in this cake?]]\\
'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s It's [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]



* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. They’re generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them.

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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. They’re They're generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them.



* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he’s a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks “How many times are you going to play that song?”

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* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he’s he's a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks “How "How many times are you going to play that song?”song?"



* LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry’s All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]

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* LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry’s Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]



** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.]]

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** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin’s Bustin's exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.]]



* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That’s Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay’s natural voice slips through more than usual.

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* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That’s "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay’s Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual.



* PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy’s paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Amazingly, no one calls them on it.

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* PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy’s Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Amazingly, no one calls them on it.



* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max’s counter that he “has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week” [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]].

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* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max’s Max's counter that he “has "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week” week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]].



** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles “Charlie’s Anals”]] DVD. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn’t get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up.

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** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles “Charlie’s Anals”]] "Charlie's Anals"]] DVD. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn’t doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up.



* SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Especially when they’re on the road.

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* SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Especially when they’re they're on the road.



* StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there’ll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Paddy notes that they’re likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]

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* StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there’ll there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Paddy notes that they’re they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]



* VocalEvolution: Max’s voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay’s voice.

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* VocalEvolution: Max’s Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay’s Kay's voice.

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'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]

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'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]



* RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]].
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* DoItYourselfTheme: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''.

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* DoItYourselfTheme: DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''.



* ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. As is RaymondTheBastard.

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* ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. As is RaymondTheBastard.Raymond The Bastard.



* YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.

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* YouCanKeepYourHatOn: YouCanLeaveYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.

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* ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=].

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* ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=].



* AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.

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* AssShove: AssShove:
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When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.



* {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive).

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* {{Catchphrase}}: {{Catchphrase}}:
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A few. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive).



* ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy is also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.
* CloudCuckoolander: [[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.

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* ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: ChekhovsGunman: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy is also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.
* CloudCuckoolander: CloudCuckoolander:
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[[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.



* [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.

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* [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]
* ADateWithRosiePalms: ADateWithRosiePalms:
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Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.



--->'''Max:''' Man has needs.
--->'''Paddy:''' Man has lock on door.

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--->'''Max:''' Man has needs.
--->'''Paddy:'''
needs.\\
'''Paddy:'''
Man has lock on door.



* DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn’t do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]

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* DisproportionateRetribution: DisproportionateRetribution:
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Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn’t do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]



* EpicFail: Max’s attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]

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* EpicFail: EpicFail:
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Max’s attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]



* [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it’s this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what’s in this cake?]]
-->'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]

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* JailBake: [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it’s this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what’s in this cake?]]
-->'''Brian:'''
cake?]]\\
'''Brian:'''
[[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]



* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this.

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* %%* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this.



* [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]
* [[spoiler: LuxuryPrisonSuite: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry’s All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]

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* [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Averted. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]
* [[spoiler: LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry’s All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]



* MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms.

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* MistakenForGay: MistakenForGay:
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A running gag RunningGag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms.



* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously.

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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast:
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Raymond the Bastard, obviously.



* NoisySexNextDoor: In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room.
** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles “Charlie’s Anals”]] DVD. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn’t get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up.



* OhCrap: Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.]]

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* OhCrap: OhCrap:
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Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.]]



* [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three.]]

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* [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode [[spoiler:Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three.]]



* [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]

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* [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]



* RightThroughTheWall:
** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room.
** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles “Charlie’s Anals”]] DVD. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn’t get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up.



* ScaryBlackMan: Raymond The Bastard.
* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. See FanDisservice.

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* %%* ScaryBlackMan: Raymond The Bastard.
* %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. See FanDisservice.



* SecondLove: The Wolfster for Tina.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy.

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.
** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some..."private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.
--->'''Max:''' Man has needs.
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* CharlieAndTheChocolateParody: One episode starts with Paddy getting a job in a promo called ''Willy Walker's Chocolate Factory''. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. Paddy's limping the next time we see him.


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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.
** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some..."private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.
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* AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them.

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* AcceptableTargets: AbsenteeActor: Jerry and Ray Von do not appear in the Phoenix Nights sections of the show with Marc Park ['That Peter Kay Thing'] taking over as Les Alanos' singer.
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* ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four.

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* ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy is also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.

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''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights.


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''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights.

''Phoenix Nights''.




* ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=].



** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some... ‘private time’ in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.

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** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some... ‘private time’ "private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.



* AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.
** One can only guess what Paddy’s part in the porn film “[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]” entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.
** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they’re not smuggling anything into the prison.]]

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* AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.
** One can only guess what Paddy’s part in the porn film “[[ParallelPornTitles ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]” Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.
** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they’re they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]



* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/{{Blade}}'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.
* BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their ‘stretcher’ is the stolen TV under a blanket. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off.

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* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/{{Blade}}'' ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.
* BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their ‘stretcher’ "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off.



* BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that’s both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]

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* BigDamnHeroes: BigDamnHeroes:
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Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that’s both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]



* {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max has “How dare you” (delivered in a haughty tone) and “You only get a bucket and a half” (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has “Paddy has needs” (relating to his sex drive).
** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: “I don't know if you haven’t noticed but I’m disabled” into his short cameo in Episode Four.
** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase “But not in a gay way” to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre.

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* {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max has “How "How dare you” you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and “You "You only get a bucket and a half” half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has “Paddy "Paddy has needs” needs" (relating to his sex drive).
** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: “I "I don't know if you haven’t haven't noticed but I’m disabled” I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four.
** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase “But "But not in a gay way” way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre.



* CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter.



* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy’s genitals.

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* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy’s Paddy's genitals.



* DoItYourselfTheme: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''.



* EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed “Spazzy Paddy”.

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* EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed “Spazzy Paddy”."Spazzy Paddy".



* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel’s father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina’s family remain intact.]]

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* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel’s Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina’s family remain intact.]]



* OhCrap: Replace “crap” with “fuck” and you’ve got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients’ cars.]]

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* OhCrap: Replace “crap” "crap" with “fuck” "fuck" and you’ve you've got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients’ clients' cars.]]



* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings “That’s Why They Call It The Blues” in Episode Three, Peter Kay’s natural voice slips through more than usual.

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* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings “That’s "That’s Why They Call It The Blues” Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay’s natural voice slips through more than usual.



* ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of “[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie’s Anals]]” and later appears in a film called “[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]”.
* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max’s counter that he “has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week” [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn’t exactly help his case]].

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* ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of “[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie’s Anals]]” ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called “[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The and the Chocolate Factory]]”.
Factory]]''.
* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max’s counter that he “has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week” [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn’t doesn't exactly help his case]].



* PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin’s OhCrap moment.

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* PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin’s Bustin's OhCrap moment.



* [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison’s exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy’s cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]

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* [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison’s prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy’s Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]



* ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you’d expect, a bastard.

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* ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you’d you'd expect, a bastard.



* ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background.

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* ShoutOut: ShoutOut:
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The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background.background.
** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]].
** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''.



* TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max’s attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. See EpicFail.]]

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* TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max’s Max's attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. See EpicFail.]]



* YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.
* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]].

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* YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.
* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]].them]].
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** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording.
-->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\\
'''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\\
'''Max''': How dare you?! Let's get one thing straight, and I mean ''straight''. I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not!



* PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles.

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* PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like.



* RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]].



* SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Paddy doesn't oblige.

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* SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Paddy doesn't oblige.oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders.



* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building.

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* YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.
* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]].

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--->'''Max:''' Man has needs

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--->'''Max:''' Man has needsneeds.



* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Or as Paddy calls them, "Big Bob's [[PrecisionFStrike Bastard]] Beans".



* BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard.



** Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]



* [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]

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* [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]]]
* DepravedDwarf: Subverted by Max's dwarf girlfriend, Tina, who's very much one of the nicest characters in the series.



* EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles.



* FatIdiot: Max is as much a KnowNothingKnowItAll as he was back in Phoenix Nights.



* GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner.



* HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. Politically Incorrect!"



* InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. She certainly doesn't agree with him.



* LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag.



* MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms.

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* MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms.


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* NotMyDriver: Max and Paddy try to hijack [[spoiler:the school bus that Max's son goes on]] like this, [[spoiler:only to find themselves on the wrong bus]].

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* AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them.



* ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant.



* CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. HilarityEnsues.



* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy’s genitals.
* DisabledSnarker: A woman with a HookHand flips Paddy off when he tries his CasanovaWannabe shtick on her. ''With her hook.'''

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* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy’s genitals.
* DisabledSnarker: A woman with a HookHand flips Paddy off when he tries his CasanovaWannabe shtick on her. ''With her hook.pincer.'''



* DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. No wonder Tina left him.



* EvilIsPetty: Billy the Butcher gets into childish arguments with Paddy over song titles.



* FatBastard: Not Max, but one of Raymond the Bastard's hired thugs is pretty fat.



* {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay.
* HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did.



* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this.



* LargeHam: Mix Bustin, as played by [[Music/Slade Noddy Holder]].



* MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. [[GassHole A lot.]] Doesn't take long before they try selling it.

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* MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. It doesn't leave a mess all over that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. [[GassHole A lot.]] Doesn't take long before they try selling it.



* NonIndicativeName: The Patelster, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.

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* NonIndicativeName: The Patelster, Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.



* TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade.

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* RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]].
* TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', Bustin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade.



* SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Paddy doesn't oblige.
* SecondLove: The Wolfster for Tina.



* TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie.

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* TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia.
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* UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani.

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* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/Blade'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.

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* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/Blade'' ''Film/{{Blade}}'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.



* GassHole: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes.

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* IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face.
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* AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy.



* EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere.



* Gasshole: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes.

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* Gasshole: GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds."
* GassHole:
The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes.



* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe’s shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen.

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* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe’s shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman.



* MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. [[GassHole A lot.]] Doesn't take long before they try selling it.



* AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen.



* StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard

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* StraightGay: Raymond The BastardBastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe.
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* OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle).



* PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" spoken by Paddy to Billy the Butcher when knocking him out with a traffic cone.]]



* RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by Series/MrsBrownsBoys actor Brendan O'Caroll. Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre.

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* RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by Series/MrsBrownsBoys ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' actor Brendan O'Caroll. Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre.


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* AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height.



* AxCrazy: Billy the Butcher, full stop.



* BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother.



* DisabledSnarker: A woman with a HookHand flips Paddy off when he tries his CasanovaWannabe shtick on her. ''With her hook.'''



** Also, his and Paddy's attempts to sell a pig ''to a Halal restaurant!''
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating a pizza delivery man up with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]



* Gasshole: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes.



* LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester.



* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:Granted, Brian Potter's only a "hero" by loose definition, but he ends up outing Max and Paddy as harmless bouncers instead of hardcore gangsters by appealing for their release from prison on TV.]]



* NonIndicativeName: The Patelster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.

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* NonIndicativeName: The Patelster.Patelster, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.



* RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by Series/MrsBrownsBoys actor Brendan O'Caroll.

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* PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles.
* TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade.
* RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by Series/MrsBrownsBoys actor Brendan O'Caroll. Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre.



* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them

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* AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way."



* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/Blade'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.



* ButNotTooGay: Max’s old friend colleague Billy has an odd fixation with him but follows up anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre with “But not in a gay way”.


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* EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard.



* NonIndicativeName: The Patelster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.



* PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]]

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* PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. He just forces Max to shake his hand. [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with.]]


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* ViolentGlaswegian: Billy the Butcher is from Newcastle, not Scotland, but otherwise he qualifies as this.
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* ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to TheATeam complete with the theme tune playing in the background.

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* TheCameo: The cast of PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four.

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* TheCameo: The cast of PhoenixNights Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four.



* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian’s fun day in Series 2 of PhoenixNights.

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* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian’s fun day in Series 2 of PhoenixNights.Series/PhoenixNights.



* FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor.

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* FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of PhoenixNights Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor.



* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them

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Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy Series/PhoenixNights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Patrick [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of PhoenixNights.

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Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is Channel4 Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy Series/PhoenixNights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Patrick [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of PhoenixNights.

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* CloudCuckoolander: [[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.

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* CloudCuckoolander: [[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is CliffRichard Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.



* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building.


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* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building.

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* ActingForTwo: Peter Kay plays Max, Brian Potter, and Bolton musician Marc Park.



* AwesomeMusic: Max’s rendition of [[EltonJohn “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues”]] in Episode Three and the Tony Christie cover of the theme tune that rounds off the series.



* HeyItsThatGuy: [[{{Slade}} Noddy Holder]] guest stars as dodgy mechanic Mick Bustin in Episode Two.
** [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen Reece]] [[{{Psychoville}} Shearsmith]] appears in Episode Three as one of Max’s old schoolmates.



* RetroactiveRecognition: Dwarf actress [[{{Psychoville}} Lisa]] [[{{Eastenders}} Hammond]] appears in three episodes as Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina.
** Dealer of stolen goods Gypsy Joe is played by Brendan O’Carroll years before MrsBrownsBoys took off in England.



* TalkingToHimself: Episode Four features a scene where Max and Paddy both have a conversation with Brian Potter. Max and Brian are both played by Peter Kay.
* TechnologyMarchesOn: Part of the first episode is centred round stealing a widescreen television. Ten years on and they’re less of a valuable commodity.
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!!This series contains examples of:

* AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]
* ActingForTwo: Peter Kay plays Max, Brian Potter, and Bolton musician Marc Park.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Elsewhere Paddy’s love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently.
** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some... ‘private time’ in the toilet with his (Paddy’s) copy of Razzle.
--->'''Max:''' Man has needs
--->'''Paddy:''' Man has lock on door.
* AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.
** One can only guess what Paddy’s part in the porn film “[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]” entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.
** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they’re not smuggling anything into the prison.]]
* AwesomeMusic: Max’s rendition of [[EltonJohn “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues”]] in Episode Three and the Tony Christie cover of the theme tune that rounds off the series.
* BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their ‘stretcher’ is the stolen TV under a blanket. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off.
* BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that’s both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]
** A more straight example comes in the last episode. When [[spoiler: Max’s psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]]
* BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like “Big Bob’s Beans” and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan.
* BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made.
* ButNotTooGay: Max’s old friend colleague Billy has an odd fixation with him but follows up anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre with “But not in a gay way”.
* TheCameo: The cast of PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four.
* CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend.
* {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max has “How dare you” (delivered in a haughty tone) and “You only get a bucket and a half” (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has “Paddy has needs” (relating to his sex drive).
** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: “I don't know if you haven’t noticed but I’m disabled” into his short cameo in Episode Four.
** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase “But not in a gay way” to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre.
* CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case.
* ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four.
* CloudCuckoolander: [[spoiler: Paddy’s cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.
* CoitusInterruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. Paddy is not happy.
* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian’s fun day in Series 2 of PhoenixNights.
* [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy’s genitals.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn’t do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]
** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Brian has been [[spoiler: fronting a very public campaign to get Max and Paddy released from prison which destroys the persona of rich gangsters that they used to live an easy and safe life while inside. As soon as they’re released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry’s 60th birthday party.]] Although Brian’s actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]
* EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed “Spazzy Paddy”.
* EpicFail: Max’s attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]
* EvilSoundsDeep: Raymond The Bastard.
* ExpositoryThemeTune: All together now:
-->''''Don’t know where we’re going, got no way of knowing.
-->Driving on the road to nowhere.
-->Sponging for a living, checking out the women.
-->Riding on the road to nowhere.
-->And we don’t take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun.
-->We’re Max and Paddy. Paddy and Max.
-->And best of all, we don’t pay council tax.''''
* FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor.
* FatAndSkinny: Max and Paddy respectively.
* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel’s father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina’s family remain intact.]]
* HeyItsThatGuy: [[{{Slade}} Noddy Holder]] guest stars as dodgy mechanic Mick Bustin in Episode Two.
** [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen Reece]] [[{{Psychoville}} Shearsmith]] appears in Episode Three as one of Max’s old schoolmates.
* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe’s shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen.
* HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. [[spoiler: They’re better known as the Belgrano Sisters ( “on account of all the sailors that have gone down on them”]]) and their MO is to pick up sailors in nightclubs, [[SlippingAMickey drug them]], and rob them blind.]]
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism)
* {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a “typical thieving gyppo” and is glad he’s eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he’d just helped them steal.
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina’s husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel’s father) to remain a happy family.]]
* [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it’s this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what’s in this cake?]]
-->'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It’s [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. They’re generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them.
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he’s a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks “How many times are you going to play that song?”
* [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]
* [[spoiler: LuxuryPrisonSuite: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry’s All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]
* MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]
* MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms.
* NoisySexNextDoor: In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room.
** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles “Charlie’s Anals”]] DVD. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn’t get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up.
* OhCrap: Replace “crap” with “fuck” and you’ve got Mick Bustin’s exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients’ cars.]]
** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings “That’s Why They Call It The Blues” in Episode Three, Peter Kay’s natural voice slips through more than usual.
* PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy’s paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Amazingly, no one calls them on it.
* ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of “[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie’s Anals]]” and later appears in a film called “[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]”.
* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max’s counter that he “has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week” [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn’t exactly help his case]].
* PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin’s OhCrap moment.
* [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three.]]
* PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]]
* [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison’s exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy’s cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]
* RetroactiveRecognition: Dwarf actress [[{{Psychoville}} Lisa]] [[{{Eastenders}} Hammond]] appears in three episodes as Max’s ex-girlfriend Tina.
** Dealer of stolen goods Gypsy Joe is played by Brendan O’Carroll years before MrsBrownsBoys took off in England.
* ScaryBlackMan: Raymond The Bastard.
* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. See FanDisservice.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy.
* SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Especially when they’re on the road.
* ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you’d expect, a bastard.
* ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to TheATeam complete with the theme tune playing in the background.
** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]
* StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there’ll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Paddy notes that they’re likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]
* StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard
* TalkingToHimself: Episode Four features a scene where Max and Paddy both have a conversation with Brian Potter. Max and Brian are both played by Peter Kay.
* TechnologyMarchesOn: Part of the first episode is centred round stealing a widescreen television. Ten years on and they’re less of a valuable commodity.
* ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "–ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]
* ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. As is RaymondTheBastard.
* ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son.]]
* TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max’s attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. See EpicFail.]]
* VocalEvolution: Max’s voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay’s voice.
* WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them
* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe’s plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building.

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