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But years later (I'm turning up my nose), bear and bird came back home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! Sadly I didn't join the battle too, as THEY got in over ME -- ah boo! But you can see me flying around on the Spiral Mountain stage in the background. Next time though, I'll have my lot, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!
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But years later (I'm turning up my nose), bear and bird came back home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! Sadly I didn't join the battle too, as THEY got in over ME -- ah boo! boo hoo! But you can see me flying around on the Spiral Mountain stage in the background. Next time though, I'll have my lot, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: I own a number of businesses that pollute. When it comes to the environment, I just don't give a hoot! In the first game, I owned Clanker's Cavern, a grimy sewer where Clanker acted as my trash compactor, as well as the H.M.S. Rusty Bucket, a large cargo ship that made the water around it oily when it took a dip. In the second game, I owned the Witchyworld amusement park with rides so unsafe, they're sure to leave a mark! I also owned Grunty Industries, a factory that spews thick black smoke and toxic ooze. They all operate under NoOSHACompliance, but why should I waste all that money on a safe appliance? Lastly, in any of these companies where my workers are employed, they will attack anyone on sight, that's how badly they're annoyed!
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: I own a number of businesses that pollute. When it comes to the environment, I just don't give a hoot! In the first game, I owned Clanker's Cavern, a grimy sewer full of grime, where Clanker acted as my trash compactor, as well as compactor (for a time). And the H.M.S. Rusty Bucket, a large cargo ship that made the water around it oily when it took a dip. In the second game, I owned the Witchyworld amusement park with rides so unsafe, they're sure to leave a mark! I also owned Grunty Industries, a factory that spews named Grunty Industries. It spewed thick black smoke and toxic ooze.ooze (it tastes like mouldy cheese - yum). They all operate under NoOSHACompliance, but why should I waste all that money on a safe appliance? Lastly, in any of these companies where my workers are employed, they will attack anyone on sight, that's how badly they're annoyed!
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Chris Seavor, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSvtS1G-JEA Transfatylvania Films]] or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSvtS1G-JEA Nikmo]].)''
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Chris Seavor, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSvtS1G-JEA Transfatylvania Films]] or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSvtS1G-JEA [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyDiligentPanPRChase-_ZopHNRPCoXX1pZg Nikmo]].)''
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: I own a number of businesses that pollute. When it comes to the environment, I just don't give a hoot! In the first game, I owned Clanker's Cavern, a grimy sewer where Clanker acted as my trash compactor, as well as the H.M.S. Rusty Bucket, a large cargo ship that made the water around it oily when it took a dip. In the second game, I owned the Witchyworld amusement park with rides so unsafe, they're sure to leave a mark! I also owned Grunty Industries, a factory that spews thick black smoke and toxic ooze. They all operate under NoOSHACompliance, but why should I waste all that money on a safe appliance? Lastly, in any of these companies where my workers are employed, they will attack anyone on sight, that's how badly they're annoyed!
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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', I was a robot witch powered by a ghost. Too bad at the end of the game, my robot body was toast! Then I was a zombie witch in ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'', but that bear and bird reduced me to a skull. Oh, phooey! Eight years later in ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts Nuts and Bolts]]'', I returned to get my revenge on those two dolts. L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit that I needed to give that bear and bird the boot. Those two made me real irate, so I built myself a ship designed for a pirate. That made me a pirate zombie robot witch, so it would appear. I've had quite an interesting career.
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* RobotMe: In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give that Bear and Bird the boot, since my regular body was trapped under a rock. My ghost controlled the suit to give Banjo a shock! Alas, it was destroyed by the game's end, so on my sisters I had to depend.
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** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give thatBear bear and Bird bird the boot, since my regular body was trapped under a rock. My ghost controlled the suit to give Banjo a shock! Alas, it was destroyed by the game's end, so on my sisters I had to depend.depend.
** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts Nuts and Bolts]]'', L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit I could use to give the bear and bird the boot. This one was a little less dull; it looked just like my old body and had a jar for my skull. The good news is this one wasn't destroyed. The bad news is, in L.O.G.'s factory, I'm unhappily employed.
** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give that
** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts Nuts and Bolts]]'', L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit I could use to give the bear and bird the boot. This one was a little less dull; it looked just like my old body and had a jar for my skull. The good news is this one wasn't destroyed. The bad news is, in L.O.G.'s factory, I'm unhappily employed.
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* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The game developers aren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! Just like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that clown]] with Creator/MarkHamill's voice, [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I'm going to have a past, I prefer multiple choice]]!
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* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The game developers aren't SADISTS at Rareware weren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! Just like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that clown]] with Creator/MarkHamill's voice, [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I'm going to I must have a past, I prefer make it multiple choice]]!
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* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Even women like me is not safe from pain and that's not fair! Just look what happened to me after I fell from my lair!
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* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Even women like me is not safe from pain and that's not For a girl to be knocked about hardly seems fair! [[ImpactSilhouette Just look at what happened to me after when I fell from my lair!lair!]]
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* BrainInAJar: My new body in Nuts and Bolts had my head in a jar. It would have worse if I were still dead, by far!
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* BrainInAJar: My new body in Nuts and Bolts had my head in By ''Nuts & Bolts'' I'd been reduced to a jar. It skull. Which would have worse if made my boss battle dreadfully dull. At the same time the bear got his stupid car, I were still dead, got a new body, controlled by far!my skull in a jar.
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* [[GameOverMan Game Over Girl]]: Huh, lost the game? Don't feel beat! After all, you get to have a gander at little 'ol me!
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* [[GameOverMan Game Over Girl]]: Huh, lost the game? Don't feel beat! After all, Did you lose all your lives, you bumbling clod? Then you get to have a gander look at little 'ol me!my new hot bod!
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* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I decorate my room with smelly socks, and wear streaky brown undies ([[MultipleChoicePast or did they have purple spots?]]) Then there's my trademark party trick: Inflating balloons with my butt, doesn't it just make you sick?
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* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I decorate my room with smelly socks, and wear streaky brown undies ([[MultipleChoicePast or did they have purple spots?]]) spots?]]). Then there's my trademark party trick: Inflating balloons with my butt, doesn't it just make you sick?
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* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The game developers aren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! So get used to my sister and her annoying voice, because [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I'm going to have a past, I prefer multiple choice]]!
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* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The game developers aren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! So get used to my sister and her annoying Just like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that clown]] with Creator/MarkHamill's voice, because [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I'm going to have a past, I prefer multiple choice]]!
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* EmbarrassingLastName: Stop laughing at my last time being "Winkybunion"! I'm not crying, it's just the onion...
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* EmbarrassingLastName: Stop laughing at my My last time being "Winkybunion"! I'm not crying, name is "Winkybunion". People think it's just the onion...a hoot. Until their butts get politely introduced to my boot!
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* FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I am, this is true.
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* FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I sure am, this is I'll admit that part's true.
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* GreenAndMean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am yes, but nice I'm surely not!
* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I pick my nose, wear streaky brown undies, and guess what? I inflate party balloons with my butt!
* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I pick my nose, wear streaky brown undies, and guess what? I inflate party balloons with my butt!
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* GreenAndMean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am am, yes, but nice I'm surely not!
* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! Ipick decorate my nose, room with smelly socks, and wear streaky brown undies, and guess what? I inflate undies ([[MultipleChoicePast or did they have purple spots?]]) Then there's my trademark party trick: Inflating balloons with my butt!butt, doesn't it just make you sick?
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* IAmBigBoned: I'm not fat, my body is just big! I'm not so chubby like fat disgusting pig! Although, in Tooie, this trope is quite literal. I know my body is a skeleton now, must you be so critical?
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* IAmBigBoned: I ''am'' big boned, so don't call me fat! Just play ''Tooie'' if you want proof of that. I was reduced to nothing but a skeletal frame, yet I'm not fat, my body is just big! I'm not so chubby like fat disgusting pig! Although, still the same size I was in Tooie, this trope is quite literal. I know my body is a skeleton now, must you be so critical?the previous game!
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* MadeOfIron: A fall from my tower? I've been through worse. I'm alive even as a skeleton, it must be a curse!
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* MadeOfIron: A fall I fell from my tower? I've been through worse. I'm alive even as tower and a skeleton, it must rock fell on my head. If that happened to you, you'd surely be a curse!dead. But tough old Grunty didn't die that day. Instead I was trapped, and slowly rotted away.
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* NoseNuggets: I love to pick my nose, I don't care if it makes you sick. Using a technique known as "pick and flick".
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* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The game developers aren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! So get used to my sister and her annoying voice, because [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I'm going to have a past, I prefer multiple choice]]!
* NoseNuggets: Ilove to pick my nose, enjoy flicking loogies, I'll gladly report. I don't care if it makes you sick. Using a technique known as "pick and flick".even compete against others for sport!
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* APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: Right. I used to be that dumb shaman's assistant. But I turned on him and he keeps trying to stop me, he's so persistent!
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* APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: Right. I used to be that dumb shaman's assistant. But APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil: Mumbo Jumbo taught me magic. Then I turned on him and he keeps trying evil. Isn't that tragic? I also turned his head into a skull. I just wanted it to stop me, he's so persistent!match his house, that's all.
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* GoKartingWithBowser: Although you may find it quite absurd, I once raced in a plane against that bear and bird. I even had my own Grand Prix, but the best part of ''Banjo-Pilot'' was playing as me!
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* GoKartingWithBowser: Although you may find it quite absurd, [[VideoGame/BanjoPilot I once raced in a plane against that bear and bird.bird]]. I even had my own Grand Prix, but the best part of ''Banjo-Pilot'' was playing as me!
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* GhastlyGhost: In ''Grunty's Revenge'', I became a ghost, which controlled the Mecha Grunty suit I needed the most. When Banjo destroyed it on my tower, I tried to crush him with my ghostly power. I summoned two clones to attack him, but he was too smart, and my plan, like the Mecha Grunty, all fell apart.
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* RobotMe: In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give that Bear and Bird the boot, since my regular body was trapped under a rock. My ghost controlled the suit to give Banjo a shock! Alas, it was destroyed by the game's end, so on my sisters I had to depend.
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* TerribleTrio: I formed one with Mingy and Blobby in ''Banjo-Tooie''. They rescued me, then made me stop rhyming. Oh, phooey!
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* BigThinShortTrio: When with Mingy and Blobby, I'm of the Big sort, while Mingy's the Thin and Blobby's the Short!
* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: When compared to my sisters, our hair colors you shouldn't forget, Brenty's the Blonde, Mingy and Blobby are the Redheads, and I'm the Brunette!
* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: When compared to my sisters, our hair colors you shouldn't forget, Brenty's the Blonde, Mingy and Blobby are the Redheads, and I'm the Brunette!
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* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I pick my nose, wear streaky brown undies, and guess what? I inflate party balloons with my butt!
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* DisneyVillainDeath: At the end of the first game, the Jinjonator attacked, and I fell into the ground with a massive smack! A boulder fell too, leaving me stuck. Good thing my sisters came! What luck!
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* BrainInAJar: My new body in ''Nuts and Bolts'' had my head in a jar. It would have worse if I were dead, by far!
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* BrainInAJar: My new body in ''Nuts Nuts and Bolts'' Bolts had my head in a jar. It would have worse if I were still dead, by far!
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* BondVillainStupidity: I was close to draining Tooty's fair, except I allowed that bear loose in my lair. If only I let that machine run, then I would've most certainly won!
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* DeflectorShields: I had the fight won with my impenetrable shield. So the Jingos that the bear and bird were forced to wield.
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Huh!? In intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall enlighten you, how generous I can be!
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Huh!? In An intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall enlighten you, how generous I can be!
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Huh!? In intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You've should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall insight you, how generous I can be!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
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Huh!? In intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You've You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall insight enlighten you, how generous I can be!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
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Huh!? In intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You've should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall insight you, how generous I can be!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sister Mingella was annoyed by how much I spoke by rhymes in the game and, frankly, I could see why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters Mingella and Blobbelda finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blase! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!
Like with my first appearance, my role once those "story-scripted events" ends is shortened as I'm on the sidelines until Banjo gets enough Jiggies to access my lair. Sadly, my random rhymes are taken away but I am still the focus of the game I assure you. After Banjo and Kazooie finally make it to my lair, they must pass by my glorious Tower of Tragedy quiz! They had to play alongside my two sisters with 100 ton weights over top of them! If you have less points, you'll get crushed! Of course my intention was to get the bear and bird thinking they're too stupid to pass my quiz, but, alas, I lost my two sisters instead. Oh well. Sacrifices must be made in order to further my own goals! *laughs evilly* Anywho, like with the first game, I escaped to the top of my lair where I eventually fought the duo in my tank, the Hag 1! And I [[ThatOneBoss certainly gave them a run for their money this time]]! Unfortunately, I was defeated yet again and I reduced to a head being kicked around... I mentioned that I'll get them back in Banjo-Thereeie but that never came to be...
Ahem! Enough of all of the Banjo-Tooie times! Time for me to get by to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I supposed that rocks. On a system known as "X-box". Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is the name. It's certainly different from any other game. A game about racing, no platfroming at all. Our series took a hit, harder than my fall. A new character named L.O.G., such a dumb name. He purposely changed our series because he felt it was the same. He gave me robotic body instead of a new one. But promised me greatness if I won! I had a new assistant, a cat named Piddles. She's so tricky, even more than my riddles! Alas, despite my fight, I lost at the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!
!Read my tropes, if you dare! I promise that you'll be in for a scare!
*AmbiguouslyHuman: Am I a human? You cannot tell. Especially my skeletal and robotic bodies, oh well.
*AndIMustScream: Being trapped under that boulder for two years was not fun. It wouldn't have happened if I won!
*AxCrazy: I lost my sanity after being trapped underground. I'm playing for serious this time around!
*BadBoss: How dare you Klungo, lose to the bear and bird? Many beatings I've given him that he couldn't utter a word! Oh my precious sisters, they failed me as well. After losing my quiz, I crushed them, as you can tell.
*BadassBoast: My rhymes help making my boasts sound tough! I say them right before I get rough!
*BigBad: I am the game's biggest foe. Who always faces the duo toe-to-toe!
*BigEater: I planned on doing this if I could win. The prize to myself for being thin!
-->'''Me''': When I'm nice and slim once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
*BondVillainStupidity: I was close to draining Tooty's fair, except I allowed that bear loose in my lair. If only I let that machine run, then I would've most certainly won!
*DarkActionGirl: My magic skills are a sight to behold, I got to kill that mole I was told!
*DeflectorShields: I had the fight won with my impenetrable shield. So the Jingos that the bear and bird were forced to wield.
*{{Determinator}}: I WILL destroy that pesky bear and bird! Even as a skeleton or head, you've heard!
*DemBones: My glorious flesh rotted away for a few years, nothing but bones as I have appear.
*EmbarrassingLastName: Stop laughing at my last time being "Winkybunion"! I'm not crying, it's just the onion...
*EvenEvilHasStandards:
** That bear's love for being dirty makes me so mean! I'll make sure he gets nice and clean!
-->'''Me''': I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, filthy bear!
** Go ahead! Cheat! If you dare! I'll erase your game pak and you'll start back in my lair!
*EvilLaugh: My wonderful cackle will haunt your dreams. A Game Over you will hear this a lot, as it seems!
*FairestOfThemAll: Indeed! I am! Or so I thought. Stealing Tooty's beauty was the first game's plot.
*FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I am, this is true.
*FinalBoss: I'm always the final ultimate threat! Just come to my lair and face me, you'll regret!
*{{Fireball}}: When my magic fails, I was forced to use fire. It was then I knew my situation was dire!
*GoodWitchVersusBadWitch: I'm indeed the bad witch, I love it a lot. Brentilda's the good witch... even though she's [[HypocriticalHumor green like snot]]!
*GreenAndMean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am yes, but nice I'm surely not!
*HomingProjectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by a screaming, oh what a sound!
*HonorBeforeReason: Fine. I'll admit, if you get my quiz questions right. I'll slow down my spell and hold back my might.
*HotWitch: If you Game Over, you're in for a sight! A sexy Grunty sure isn't a fright!
*IAmBigBoned: I'm not fat, my body is just big! I'm not so chubby like fat disgusting pig! Although, in Tooie, this trope is quite literal. I know my body is a skeleton now, must you be so critical?
*{{Jerkass}}: I take much pleasure in being a jerk, it's my favorite form of work!
*LaughablyEvil: How dare you think that I am funny!? It's not my fault my rhymes are so punny.
*MadeOfIron: A fall from my tower? I've been through worse. I'm alive even as a skeleton, it must be a curse!
*MotiveDecay: I wanted Tooty's beauty, but not any more! Now I wanted to kill the bear and bird and settle the score!
*NoseNuggets: I love to pick my nose, I don't care if it makes you sick. Using a technique known as "pick and flick".
*OurLichesAreDifferent: A lich you say? Interesting indeed. But I posses no undead powers, can't you read?
*APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: Right. I used to be that dumb shaman's assistant. But I turned on him and he keeps trying to stop me, he's so persistent!
*RhymesOnADime: Rhyming is my most character defining trait, too bad in the second game I had to wait. My sisters were annoyed by my constant rhymes, so I had to stop using them. Such cruel times! After crushing those two stupid dolts, I went back to rhyming in Nuts & Bolts!
*SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Even women like me is not safe from pain and that's not fair! Just look what happened to me after I fell from my lair!
*SpannerInTheWorks: Foolish L.O.G. you think my factory punishment was so bad? I now have the resources to make my own game, I'm so glad!
*TheSociopath: I care for only myself, no one else gets sympathy! The perfect trope to describe this as LackOfEmpathy.
*SupernaturalIsPurple: Purple is part of any witches normal gear. With my amazing powers, I can make you disappear!
*VainSorceress: My beauty knows no bounds! It's not as crazy as it sounds!
*WeWillMeetAgain: You think I'm done? How foolish can you be?! I'll be back in the next game, just you wait and see!
*WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: Yes I am! Just look at the bad end! I'm very beautiful, and it's not for pretend!
Huh!? In intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You've should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall insight you, how generous I can be!
I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!
Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sister Mingella was annoyed by how much I spoke by rhymes in the game and, frankly, I could see why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters Mingella and Blobbelda finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blase! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!
Like with my first appearance, my role once those "story-scripted events" ends is shortened as I'm on the sidelines until Banjo gets enough Jiggies to access my lair. Sadly, my random rhymes are taken away but I am still the focus of the game I assure you. After Banjo and Kazooie finally make it to my lair, they must pass by my glorious Tower of Tragedy quiz! They had to play alongside my two sisters with 100 ton weights over top of them! If you have less points, you'll get crushed! Of course my intention was to get the bear and bird thinking they're too stupid to pass my quiz, but, alas, I lost my two sisters instead. Oh well. Sacrifices must be made in order to further my own goals! *laughs evilly* Anywho, like with the first game, I escaped to the top of my lair where I eventually fought the duo in my tank, the Hag 1! And I [[ThatOneBoss certainly gave them a run for their money this time]]! Unfortunately, I was defeated yet again and I reduced to a head being kicked around... I mentioned that I'll get them back in Banjo-Thereeie but that never came to be...
Ahem! Enough of all of the Banjo-Tooie times! Time for me to get by to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I supposed that rocks. On a system known as "X-box". Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is the name. It's certainly different from any other game. A game about racing, no platfroming at all. Our series took a hit, harder than my fall. A new character named L.O.G., such a dumb name. He purposely changed our series because he felt it was the same. He gave me robotic body instead of a new one. But promised me greatness if I won! I had a new assistant, a cat named Piddles. She's so tricky, even more than my riddles! Alas, despite my fight, I lost at the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!
!Read my tropes, if you dare! I promise that you'll be in for a scare!
*AmbiguouslyHuman: Am I a human? You cannot tell. Especially my skeletal and robotic bodies, oh well.
*AndIMustScream: Being trapped under that boulder for two years was not fun. It wouldn't have happened if I won!
*AxCrazy: I lost my sanity after being trapped underground. I'm playing for serious this time around!
*BadBoss: How dare you Klungo, lose to the bear and bird? Many beatings I've given him that he couldn't utter a word! Oh my precious sisters, they failed me as well. After losing my quiz, I crushed them, as you can tell.
*BadassBoast: My rhymes help making my boasts sound tough! I say them right before I get rough!
*BigBad: I am the game's biggest foe. Who always faces the duo toe-to-toe!
*BigEater: I planned on doing this if I could win. The prize to myself for being thin!
-->'''Me''': When I'm nice and slim once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
*BondVillainStupidity: I was close to draining Tooty's fair, except I allowed that bear loose in my lair. If only I let that machine run, then I would've most certainly won!
*DarkActionGirl: My magic skills are a sight to behold, I got to kill that mole I was told!
*DeflectorShields: I had the fight won with my impenetrable shield. So the Jingos that the bear and bird were forced to wield.
*{{Determinator}}: I WILL destroy that pesky bear and bird! Even as a skeleton or head, you've heard!
*DemBones: My glorious flesh rotted away for a few years, nothing but bones as I have appear.
*EmbarrassingLastName: Stop laughing at my last time being "Winkybunion"! I'm not crying, it's just the onion...
*EvenEvilHasStandards:
** That bear's love for being dirty makes me so mean! I'll make sure he gets nice and clean!
-->'''Me''': I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, filthy bear!
** Go ahead! Cheat! If you dare! I'll erase your game pak and you'll start back in my lair!
*EvilLaugh: My wonderful cackle will haunt your dreams. A Game Over you will hear this a lot, as it seems!
*FairestOfThemAll: Indeed! I am! Or so I thought. Stealing Tooty's beauty was the first game's plot.
*FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I am, this is true.
*FinalBoss: I'm always the final ultimate threat! Just come to my lair and face me, you'll regret!
*{{Fireball}}: When my magic fails, I was forced to use fire. It was then I knew my situation was dire!
*GoodWitchVersusBadWitch: I'm indeed the bad witch, I love it a lot. Brentilda's the good witch... even though she's [[HypocriticalHumor green like snot]]!
*GreenAndMean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am yes, but nice I'm surely not!
*HomingProjectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by a screaming, oh what a sound!
*HonorBeforeReason: Fine. I'll admit, if you get my quiz questions right. I'll slow down my spell and hold back my might.
*HotWitch: If you Game Over, you're in for a sight! A sexy Grunty sure isn't a fright!
*IAmBigBoned: I'm not fat, my body is just big! I'm not so chubby like fat disgusting pig! Although, in Tooie, this trope is quite literal. I know my body is a skeleton now, must you be so critical?
*{{Jerkass}}: I take much pleasure in being a jerk, it's my favorite form of work!
*LaughablyEvil: How dare you think that I am funny!? It's not my fault my rhymes are so punny.
*MadeOfIron: A fall from my tower? I've been through worse. I'm alive even as a skeleton, it must be a curse!
*MotiveDecay: I wanted Tooty's beauty, but not any more! Now I wanted to kill the bear and bird and settle the score!
*NoseNuggets: I love to pick my nose, I don't care if it makes you sick. Using a technique known as "pick and flick".
*OurLichesAreDifferent: A lich you say? Interesting indeed. But I posses no undead powers, can't you read?
*APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: Right. I used to be that dumb shaman's assistant. But I turned on him and he keeps trying to stop me, he's so persistent!
*RhymesOnADime: Rhyming is my most character defining trait, too bad in the second game I had to wait. My sisters were annoyed by my constant rhymes, so I had to stop using them. Such cruel times! After crushing those two stupid dolts, I went back to rhyming in Nuts & Bolts!
*SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Even women like me is not safe from pain and that's not fair! Just look what happened to me after I fell from my lair!
*SpannerInTheWorks: Foolish L.O.G. you think my factory punishment was so bad? I now have the resources to make my own game, I'm so glad!
*TheSociopath: I care for only myself, no one else gets sympathy! The perfect trope to describe this as LackOfEmpathy.
*SupernaturalIsPurple: Purple is part of any witches normal gear. With my amazing powers, I can make you disappear!
*VainSorceress: My beauty knows no bounds! It's not as crazy as it sounds!
*WeWillMeetAgain: You think I'm done? How foolish can you be?! I'll be back in the next game, just you wait and see!
*WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: Yes I am! Just look at the bad end! I'm very beautiful, and it's not for pretend!
