History SelfDemonstrating / GruntildaWinkybunion

* HomingProjectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by screaming, oh what a sound! What!? Kazooie blocked it with her Wonderwing? She was taught to use Golden Feathers, I hate those things!

* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: That I am, it's plain to see, particularly in the bad ending!

* FinalExamBoss: Spells, eggs, and Jinjos will fly! Banjo must use all he has learned or he'll die!

* HomingProjectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by screaming, oh what a sound!

* EcocidalAntagonist: No form of nature should be bright green as I! My industries ensure that all flora sprouting about shall die!

* HauntedTechnology: Six months after my fight with those two fools, my ghost possessed the Mecha-Grunty machine, how cool! I went back in time to erase past defeats, but the robot's upgrades were incomplete.

* RhymingWizardry: See RhymesOnADime. Redundant, I sure. But I'm still a witch, and this is part of my alure!

Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sisters Mingella and Blobbelda were annoyed by how much I spoke through rhymes in the game but, frankly, I couldn't imagine why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset, especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blast! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman, but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!

But enough of the Banjo-Tooie times! With those sisters gone, I could get back to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I suppose that's nifty, on a system known as the "Xbox 360"! Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts was the name, it's certainly different from any other game! A game about cars, no platforming at all, the bear and bird's series sure took a fall! A new character named L.O.G., a rather dumb name, had changed their series because he felt it was lame! He gave me robot body that weighed a ton, But promised me greatness if I had won! That traitor Klungo got replaced by a cat named Piddles, who certainly proved trickier than all of my riddles! Alas, despite everything, I lost in the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!

* BondVillainStupidity: I was this close to draining Tooty's fair, except I let that bear loose in my lair! If only I had let that beauty machine run, then without a doubt I would've most certainly won!

* EmbarrassingLastName: My last name's "Winkybunion", people think it's a hoot, until their butts get politely introduced to my boot!

* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But think again about using the same answers twicem the fools down at Rare weren't nearly that nice! Every time you try and start a new game, none of those answers will stay the same! Just like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that clown]] with Creator/MarkHamill's voice, [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I must have a past, make it multiple choice]]!

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! A name so wicked, you can't help but twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's game! "Banjo-Kazooie".... an adventure so lame! An evil plan came to me one rotten day! It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and my plan didn't require a ton of stealth! I snatched up that little bear with much ease, to steal her beauty for whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, who would pull a lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful as it was, until the bear and bird came just because! When they managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower a battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower to the hard ground I fell, where a boulder crushed me! I screamed and yelled! I laid there for years, what a hooey, until I returned in Banjo-Tooie!

Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sister Mingella was annoyed by how much I spoke through rhymes in the game and, frankly, I couldn't imagine why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters Mingella and Blobbelda finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blase! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!

Like with my first appearance, my role once those "story-scripted events" ends is shortened as I'm on the sidelines until Banjo gets enough Jiggies to access my lair. Sadly, my random rhymes are taken away but I am still the focus of the game I assure you. After Banjo and Kazooie finally make it to my lair, they must pass by my glorious Tower of Tragedy quiz! They had to play alongside my two sisters with 100 ton weights over top of them! If you have less points, you'll get crushed! Of course my intention was to get the bear and bird thinking they're too stupid to pass my quiz, but, alas, I lost my two sisters instead. Oh well. Sacrifices must be made in order to further my own goals! *laughs evilly* Anywho, like with the first game, I escaped to the top of my lair where I eventually fought the duo in my tank, the Hag 1! And I [[ThatOneBoss certainly gave them a run for their money this time]]! Unfortunately, I was defeated yet again and I reduced to a head being kicked around... I mentioned that I'll get them back in Banjo-Thereeie but that never came to be...

But 11 years later (a long time, I knows), my series returned home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! But I couldn't join in that game's brawl- THE BEAR AND BIRD got in over ME! It'd make anyone bawl! Bad enough I never got a number, and yet they have the nerve to pick that [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} so-called "witch" from Umbra!]] I guess I'm still technically around; in Spiral Mountain, you can see me in the background! Next time though, I won't be so quiet, they MUST make me playable or else we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!

* EvilLaugh: My wonderful cackle will haunt your dreams, lose all your lives and you'll hear it a lot, as it seems!

* FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I sure am, that part is true!
* FinalBoss: I'm always the final ultimate threat! Just come to my lair and face me, you'll regret!

* [[GameOverMan Game Over Girl]]: Did you lose all your lives, you bumbling clod? Then you get to look at my new hot bod!

* GoKartingWithBowser: Although you may find it quite absurd, [[VideoGame/BanjoPilot I once raced in a plane against that bear and bird]]. The best part of that game was playing as me, I even had my very own Grand Prix!

* LaughablyEvil: How dare you think that I am funny!? It's not my fault my rhymes are so punny!
* MadeOfIron: I fell from my tower and a rock fell on my head, if that happened to Banjo, he'd surely be dead! But tough old Grunty didn't die that day, instead I was trapped, and slowly rotted away!
* MotiveDecay: I wanted Tooty's beauty, but not anymore! Now I just want to kill the duo and settle the score!

* SpannerInTheWorks: Foolish L.O.G., you think my punishment was so bad? Now I can make my own game, I'm so glad!
* TheSociopath: I care for only myself, no one else gets sympathy! The perfect trope to describe this as LackOfEmpathy.
* TerribleTrio: I formed one with Mingy and Blobby in ''Banjo-Tooie'', They rescued me, but made me stop rhyming, oh, phooey!

* WeWillMeetAgain: You think I'm done? How foolish can you be?! I'll be back in the next game, just you wait and see!
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: Yes I am! Just look at the bad end! I'm very beautiful, and it's not for pretend!

* FairestOfThemAll: Indeed I am, or so I thought, Stealing Tooty's beauty was the first game's plot!

* MotiveDecay: I wanted Tooty's beauty, but not any more! Now I wanted to kill the bear and bird and settle the score!
* MultipleChoicePast: Brentilda will tell you some facts about me, which will help you get past my quiz show, you see. But don't think you can use the same answers twice. The SADISTS at Rareware weren't nearly that nice! Because every time you start a new game, those answers will change, and won't be the same! Just like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that clown]] with Creator/MarkHamill's voice, [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke if I must have a past, make it multiple choice]]!
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', I was a robot witch powered by a ghost. Too bad at the end of the game, my robot body was toast! Then I was a zombie witch in ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'', but that bear and bird reduced me to a skull. Oh, phooey! Eight years later in ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts Nuts and Bolts]]'', I returned to get my revenge on those two dolts. L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit that I needed to give that bear and bird the boot. Those two made me real irate, so I built myself a ship designed for a pirate. That made me a pirate zombie robot witch, so it would appear. I've had quite an interesting career.

* APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil: Mumbo Jumbo taught me magic. Then I turned evil. Isn't that tragic? I also turned his head into a skull. I just wanted it to match his house, that's all.
* RhymesOnADime: Rhyming is my most character defining trait, too bad in the second game I had to wait. My sisters were annoyed by my constant rhymes, so I had to stop using them. Such cruel times! After crushing those two stupid dolts, I went back to rhyming in Nuts & Bolts!

** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieGruntysRevenge Grunty's Revenge]]'', Klungo made a Mecha Grunty suit, which I needed to give that bear and bird the boot, since my regular body was trapped under a rock. My ghost controlled the suit to give Banjo a shock! Alas, it was destroyed by the game's end, so on my sisters I had to depend.
** In ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts Nuts and Bolts]]'', L.O.G. gave me a new robot suit I could use to give the bear and bird the boot. This one was a little less dull; it looked just like my old body and had a jar for my skull. The good news is this one wasn't destroyed. The bad news is, in L.O.G.'s factory, I'm unhappily employed.
* SpannerInTheWorks: Foolish L.O.G. you think my factory punishment was so bad? I now have the resources to make my own game, I'm so glad!

* TerribleTrio: I formed one with Mingy and Blobby in ''Banjo-Tooie''. They rescued me, then made me stop rhyming. Oh, phooey!

But enough of the Banjo-Tooie times! With those sisters gone, I could get back to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I suppose that's nifty, on a system known as the "Xbox 360"! Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts was the name! It's certainly different from any other game! A game about cars, no platforming at all; The bear and bird's series sure took a fall! A new character named L.O.G., a rather dumb name, had purposefully changed their series because he felt it was lame! He gave me robot body that weighed practically a ton, But promised me greatness if I had won! That traitor Klungo got replaced by a cat named Piddles, who certainly proved trickier than all my riddles! Alas, despite my fight, I lost at the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!

But 11 years later (a long time, I knows), my series returned home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! But I couldn't join in that game's brawl- THE BEAR AND BIRD got in over ME! It'd make anyone bawl! Bad enough I never got a number, and yet they have the nerve to pick that [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} so-called "witch" from Umbra!]] I guess I'm still technically around; in Spiral Mountain, you can see me in the background! Next time though, I won't be so quiet, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!

* DarkActionGirl: My magic skills are a sight to behold, I got to kill that mole I was told!

* {{Determinator}}: I WILL destroy that pesky bear and bird! Even as a skeleton or head, you've heard!
* DemBones: My glorious flesh rotted away for a few years, nothing but bones as I have appear.
* DisneyVillainDeath: At the end of the first game, the Jinjonator attacked, and I fell into the ground with a massive smack! A boulder fell too, leaving me stuck. Good thing my sisters came! What luck!
* EmbarrassingLastName: My last name is "Winkybunion". People think it's a hoot. Until their butts get politely introduced to my boot!

** Go ahead! Cheat! If you dare! I'll erase your game pak and you'll start back in my lair!
* EvilLaugh: My wonderful cackle will haunt your dreams. A Game Over you will hear this a lot, as it seems!
* FairestOfThemAll: Indeed! I am! Or so I thought. Stealing Tooty's beauty was the first game's plot.
* FatBastard: Don't call me fat! How rude are you?! But mean I sure am, I'll admit that part's true.

* {{Fireballs}}: When my magic fails, I was forced to use fire. It was then I knew my situation was dire!

* GhastlyGhost: In ''Grunty's Revenge'', I became a ghost, which controlled the Mecha Grunty suit I needed the most. When Banjo destroyed it on my tower, I tried to crush him with my ghostly power. I summoned two clones to attack him, but he was too smart, and my plan, like the Mecha Grunty, all fell apart.
* GoKartingWithBowser: Although you may find it quite absurd, [[VideoGame/BanjoPilot I once raced in a plane against that bear and bird]]. I even had my own Grand Prix, but the best part of ''Banjo-Pilot'' was playing as me!
* GoodWitchVersusBadWitch: I'm indeed the bad witch, I love it a lot. Brentilda's the good witch... even though she's [[HypocriticalHumor green like snot]]!
* GreenAndMean: I like this trope! It's rhyme is on spot. Green I am, yes, but nice I'm surely not!
* GreenIsGross: My skin is green, and my hobbies are gross; when it comes to bad habits, I have the most! I decorate my room with smelly socks, and wear streaky brown undies ([[MultipleChoicePast or did they have purple spots?]]). Then there's my trademark party trick: Inflating balloons with my butt, doesn't it just make you sick?
* HomingProjectile: One of my strongest spells follows you around! Followed by a screaming, oh what a sound!
* HonorBeforeReason: Fine. I'll admit, if you get my quiz questions right. I'll slow down my spell and hold back my might.

* IAmBigBoned: I ''am'' big boned, so don't call me fat! Just play ''Tooie'' if you want proof of that. I was reduced to nothing but a skeletal frame, yet I'm still the same size I was in the previous game!
* {{Jerkass}}: I take much pleasure in being a jerk, it's my favorite form of work!
* LaughablyEvil: How dare you think that I am funny!? It's not my fault my rhymes are so punny.
* MadeOfIron: I fell from my tower and a rock fell on my head. If that happened to you, you'd surely be dead. But tough old Grunty didn't die that day. Instead I was trapped, and slowly rotted away.

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! A name so wicked, you can't help but twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's game! "Banjo-Kazooie".... an adventure so lame! An evil plan came to me one rotten day! It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and my plan that didn't require a ton of stealth! I snatched up that little bear with much ease, to steal her beauty for whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, who would pull a lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful as it was, until the bear and bird came just because! When they managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower a battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground, where a boulder crushed me, oh well! I laid there for years, what a hooey, until I returned in Banjo-Tooie!

* AmbiguouslyHuman: Am I a human? You cannot tell. Especially my skeletal and robotic bodies, oh well.
* AndIMustScream: Being trapped under that boulder for two years was not fun. It wouldn't have happened if I won!

* BadBoss: How dare you Klungo, lose to the bear and bird? Many beatings I've given him that he couldn't utter a word! Oh my precious sisters, they failed me as well. After losing my quiz, I crushed them, as you can tell.
* BadassBoast: My rhymes help making my boasts sound tough! I say them right before I get rough!
* BigBad: I am the game's biggest foe. Who always faces the duo toe-to-toe!
* BigEater: I planned on doing this if I could win. The prize to myself for being thin!

* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: Brenty, Mingy, Blobby and I, our hair colors you shouldn't forget. In that order, we go blonde, redhead (twice), brunette!
* BondVillainStupidity: I was close to draining Tooty's fair, except I allowed that bear loose in my lair. If only I let that machine run, then I would've most certainly won!
* BrainInAJar: By ''Nuts & Bolts'' I'd been reduced to a skull. Which would have made my boss battle dreadfully dull. At the same time the bear got his stupid car, I got a new body, controlled by my skull in a jar.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: I own a number of businesses that pollute. When it comes to the environment, I just don't give a hoot! In the first game, I owned Clanker's Cavern, full of grime, where Clanker acted as my trash compactor (for a time). And the H.M.S. Rusty Bucket, a large cargo ship that made the water around it oily when it took a dip. In the second game, I owned the Witchyworld amusement park with rides so unsafe, they're sure to leave a mark! I also owned a factory named Grunty Industries. It spewed thick black smoke and toxic ooze (it tastes like mouldy cheese - yum). They all operate under NoOSHACompliance, but why should I waste all that money on a safe appliance? Lastly, in any of these companies where my workers are employed, they will attack anyone on sight, that's how badly they're annoyed!

Huh!? An intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo or Kazooie? You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall enlighten you, how generous I can be!

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! A name so wicked, you can't help but twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!

Bah... for the sake of the second game, I won't be speaking in my rhymes. My sister Mingella was annoyed by how much I spoke by rhymes in the game and, frankly, I could see why. Anywho, after being trapped under that rock for a long time, said sisters Mingella and Blobbelda finally came to my rescue in what would be known as the Hag 1. I was finally free! At the cost of my body! Nothing but bones is what I was devolved into... I was so upset especially after seeing that stupid shaman Mumbo Jumbo spying on us and I decided to take matters into my own hands! I chased that skeletal freak to Banjo's house where I was prepared to kill 4 birds (one of them was an actual bird) with one stone with my most powerful blase! Unfortunately, I missed Banjo, Kazooie, and the shaman but I got that stupid mole Bottles instead! A good way to show I mean business this time! After that, I went back with my sisters on the Hag 1 (leaving Klungo behind so he can take care of the stupid bear and bird) so I came up with a much more devious plan to get back my youth! Well, I guess my sisters should be taking the credit but whatever! This device was known as the Big-O-Blaster (or B.O.B. for short) that had the power to drain the lifeforce from others and store it! I was so enthralled by the device that I decided to test it out on the person that gave that stupid bear his first Jiggly: King Jingling. His life was drained and it turn him into a zombie! Serves him right! B.O.B. was successful and I wanted to blast the entire island by my sis said it would've took a long time but I have patience so I could wait!

Ahem! Enough of all of the Banjo-Tooie times! Time for me to get by to my rhymes! My series found a new home, I supposed that rocks. On a system known as "X-box". Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is the name. It's certainly different from any other game. A game about racing, no platfroming at all. Our series took a hit, harder than my fall. A new character named L.O.G., such a dumb name. He purposely changed our series because he felt it was the same. He gave me robotic body instead of a new one. But promised me greatness if I won! I had a new assistant, a cat named Piddles. She's so tricky, even more than my riddles! Alas, despite my fight, I lost at the end. Forced to work in L.O.G.'s factory, I hate this trend!

But years later (I'm turning up my nose), bear and bird came back home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! Sadly I didn't join the battle too, as THEY got in over ME -- boo hoo! Bad enough I never got a number and yet they have the nerve to pick that [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} so-called "witch" from Umbra!]] But you can see me flying around on the Spiral Mountain stage in the background. Next time though, I'll have my lot, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!

!Read my tropes, if you dare! I promise that you'll be in for a scare!

* {{Fireball}}: When my magic fails, I was forced to use fire. It was then I knew my situation was dire!

* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: For a girl to be knocked about hardly seems fair! [[ImpactSilhouette Just look at what happened when I fell from my lair!]]

* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: When compared to my sisters, our hair colors you shouldn't forget, Brenty's the Blonde, Mingy and Blobby are the Redheads, and I'm the Brunette!

Huh!? An intruder?! In my lair? Is it that accursed bird and bear? You're not the one known as Banjo and Kazooie? You should've said so! Ah phooey! You wanted to know about little ol' me? Then I shall enlighten you, how generous I can be!

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a wicked name that it makes you twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a wicked name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!

I am Gruntilda, Gruntilda the witch! Such a good and evil name that will cause you to twitch! I am the BigBad of the bear and bird's stupid game. "Banjo-Kazooie".... ugh how lame! My evil plan came me to day. It was about my good looks, what can I say? However, I was told I wasn't the best looking. Banjo's stupid sister was, so a plan I had cooking! I wanted to steal her looks for myself, and it was a plan that didn't require stealth! I swiped up that little bear with much ease, I can then steal her beauty and do with it whatever I please! My faithful assistant Klungo was by my side, and all he needed was to pull the lever to begin the ride! My plan was nearly successful it was, but here comes the bear and bird just because! They managed to clear my Furnace Fun, I had no choice but to run, run, run! At the top of my tower our battle we had, I ended up losing! How very sad! Down from my tower I graciously fell, into the ground with a rock blocking me, oh well. I stay there for years, what a hooey. Until I made my comeback in Banjo-Tooie!

But years later (I'm turning up my nose), bear and bird came back home in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''! Sadly I didn't join the battle too, as THEY got in over ME -- boo hoo! But you can see me flying around on the Spiral Mountain stage in the background. Next time though, I'll have my lot, they MUST make me playable or we riot! Then I can steal [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda that princess']] beauty. Come to think of it, she's prettier than Tooty!

* SupernaturalIsPurple: Purple is part of any witches normal gear. With my amazing powers, I can make you disappear!