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** /b/ [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/007/df4.jpg managed to troll a person thrice by using]] [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot, and once again asked /b/ to help him restore all the deleted files. /b/ suggested that he use a magnet and run it over the computer's HDD seven times to reveal "a secret file recovery tool" hidden inside the system. The guy took their words for granted and did so. After he followed the "instruction", /b/ informed him that [[FromBadToWorse he had degaussed the HDD]]. The poor guy panicked even more, all while /b/ were watching and laughing from afar.

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** /b/ [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/007/df4.jpg managed to troll a person thrice by using]] [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot, and once again asked /b/ to help him restore all the deleted files. /b/ suggested that he use a magnet and run it over the computer's HDD seven times to reveal "a secret file recovery tool" hidden inside the system. The guy took their words for granted and did so. After he followed the "instruction", /b/ informed him that [[FromBadToWorse he had degaussed the HDD]]. The poor guy panicked even more, [[ItAmusedMe all while /b/ were watching and laughing from afar.afar]].
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** /b/ [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/007/df4.jpg managed to troll a person thrice by using]] [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot, and once again asked /b/ to help him restore all the deleted files. /b/ suggested that he use a magnet and run it over the computer's HDD seven times to reveal "a secret file recovery tool" hidden inside the system. The guy took their words for granted and did so. After he followed the "instruction", /b/ informed him that [[FromBadToWorse he had degaussed the HDD]], which meant that the HDD was now unusable. The poor guy panicked even more, all while /b/ were watching and laughing from afar.

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** /b/ [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/007/df4.jpg managed to troll a person thrice by using]] [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot, and once again asked /b/ to help him restore all the deleted files. /b/ suggested that he use a magnet and run it over the computer's HDD seven times to reveal "a secret file recovery tool" hidden inside the system. The guy took their words for granted and did so. After he followed the "instruction", /b/ informed him that [[FromBadToWorse he had degaussed the HDD]], which meant that the HDD was now unusable.HDD]]. The poor guy panicked even more, all while /b/ were watching and laughing from afar.
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** /b/ managed to troll a person thrice by using [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot,

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** /b/ [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/007/df4.jpg managed to troll a person thrice by using using]] [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot,lot, and once again asked /b/ to help him restore all the deleted files. /b/ suggested that he use a magnet and run it over the computer's HDD seven times to reveal "a secret file recovery tool" hidden inside the system. The guy took their words for granted and did so. After he followed the "instruction", /b/ informed him that [[FromBadToWorse he had degaussed the HDD]], which meant that the HDD was now unusable. The poor guy panicked even more, all while /b/ were watching and laughing from afar.
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** /b/ managed to troll a person thrice by using [[SchmuckBait Schmuck Baits]] to make him destroy his dad's work computer by accident. It started with an image on /b/ that told the users how to "triforce": creating a batch file containing the command "@echo off" and "del C:\Windows\[=System32=]", and then run the batch file to "triforce"[[note]]For those who might wonder, that batch file when executed will delete the [=System32=] folder. You know what happens if you try to delete [=System32=]...[[/note]]. A guy apparently tried it on his dad's work computer and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rendered the]] [[GoneHorriblyRight computer unusable]]. He asked /b/ to help him fix the computer (which is a really bad idea). They told him to insert a Windows installation disk to reinstall the OS. The guy decided to install XP, as the work computer uses Vista and he only had an XP disk on his hand. Seemed okay, until /b/ told him that once XP was installed, all of his dad's important work files would be gone. The guy began to freak out a lot,

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* On the Website/SomethingAwful forums, anyone who posts a thread is explicitly warned not to use one of the three "Mod-only" tags. Anyone who chooses to ignore this is automatically banned, and the reason for said banning is "Breaking the rules with a *adjective* thread!" To further drive the point home, one of the mod-only tags says "Ban Me"--and yet people still do this. (For extra schmuckiness, it costs $10 to register on the forums, and a regular ban or autoban enables you to re-register... but you have to pay another $10 to do so, plus any custom titles, platinum status, etc., that your pre-banned account might have had if you see fit to do so.) As of this writing, there have been about 17,800 total bans in the last six years or so (normal bans, autobans and permabans); 3554 of those bans have been autobans.
** One "Ban Me" threads has a list of rules within it, and will instaban anyone that breaks them, [[DisproportionateRetribution even though all of them are pointless]] (i.e. no one is allowed to post pictures of Gary Busey). Another one instabans any regular user that posts in it, no exceptions. Naturally, both of these are options for anyone that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere wants nothing more to do with the website]]; everyone else better have that $10 on hand.

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who posts a thread is explicitly warned not to use one of the three "Mod-only" tags. Anyone who chooses to ignore this is automatically banned, and the reason for said banning is "Breaking the rules with a *adjective* thread!" To further drive the point home, one of the mod-only tags says "Ban Me"--and yet people still do this. (For extra schmuckiness, it costs $10 to register on the forums, and a regular ban or autoban enables you to re-register... but you have to pay another $10 to do so, plus any custom titles, platinum status, etc., that your pre-banned account might have had if you see fit to do so.) As of this writing, there have been about 17,800 total bans in the last six years or so (normal bans, autobans and permabans); 3554 of those bans have been autobans.
** One "Ban Me" threads has a list of rules within it, and will instaban anyone that breaks them, [[DisproportionateRetribution even though all of them are pointless]] (i.e. no one is allowed to post pictures of Gary Busey).Creator/GaryBusey). Another one instabans any regular user that posts in it, no exceptions. Naturally, both of these are options for anyone that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere wants nothing more to do with the website]]; everyone else better have that $10 on hand.hand.
** The front page of the forums has a link that promises to "make all your wildest dreams come true" if you click it. Do so and it logs you out.
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* The Wiki/TVTropes Wiki has its share of Schmuck Bait:

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* [[https://youprogrammer.com/delete-system-32/ Delete System32]] (or any other vital file or folder. Hopefully you copied your Windows Product Key from Settings [=->=] System [=->=] About first.

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* [[https://youprogrammer.com/delete-system-32/ Delete System32]] (or or any other vital file or folder. Hopefully you copied your Windows Product Key from Settings [=->=] System [=->=] About first.

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* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/01/funny-pictures-licks-me-i-dare-ya/ This]] WebOriginal/LOLCats page. That's one ice cream cone you would not want to lick.
* [[https://youprogrammer.com/delete-system-32/ Delete System32]] (or any other vital file or folder)

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* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/01/funny-pictures-licks-me-i-dare-ya/ This]] WebOriginal/LOLCats page. That's one [[spoiler:spikely adorable]] ice cream cone you would not want to lick.
* [[https://youprogrammer.com/delete-system-32/ Delete System32]] (or any other vital file or folder)folder. Hopefully you copied your Windows Product Key from Settings [=->=] System [=->=] About first.
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* [[http://www.qdb.us/230078 This quote]]
* Derrick Comedy: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfMu77sYH4 "Don't Jerk Off to This"]].

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* [[WikiWalk Links to wiki sites]]. [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This one included]].

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** This very wiki is often this trope when linked from other sites. See JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife below.

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** This very wiki is often this trope when linked from other sites. See JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife below.JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife.
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* One of the random boxes in Warehouse 23 contains a laptop that, when picked up, types the message "Do you want to continue? Y/N" Choosing "yes" just makes the screen go black until you futz with it again. Choosing "no" results in... your heart stopping. Well, you did say you didn't want to continue...

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* One of the random boxes in [[Website/WarehouseTwentyThree Warehouse 23 23]] contains a laptop that, when picked up, types the message "Do you want to continue? Y/N" Choosing "yes" just makes the screen go black until you futz with it again. Choosing "no" results in... your heart stopping. Well, you did say you didn't want to continue...



* From Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}: [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Do_NOT_click_any_links! Do NOT click any links!]]
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** If you see an image link in an example of a trope like panty shot or OfCorsetsSexy, don't click it if you're [[{{NSFW}} at work]].

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** If you see an image link in an example of a trope like panty shot PantyShot or OfCorsetsSexy, don't click it if you're [[{{NSFW}} at work]].
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** If you see an image link in an example of a trope like PantyShot or OfCorsetsSexy, don't click it if you're [[{{NSFW}} at work]].

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* [[WikiWalk Links to wiki sites]]. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This one included]].

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* [[WikiWalk Links to wiki sites]]. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This one included]].



** This very wiki is often this trope when linked from other sites. See TVTropesWillRuinYourLife below.

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** This very wiki is often this trope when linked from other sites. See TVTropesWillRuinYourLife JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife below.
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** Gord loves these. He found a VideoGame/GameShark that actually damaged N64 systems (which is [[TonkaTough easier said than done]]). Then he left it out for someone to steal. He then made lots of money repairing said systems.

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** Gord loves these. He found a VideoGame/GameShark that actually damaged N64 systems (which is [[TonkaTough [[MadeOfIndestructium easier said than done]]). Then he left it out for someone to steal. He then made lots of money repairing said systems.
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* TheEvilOverlordList suggests using this to one's advantage: "I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it."

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* TheEvilOverlordList The EvilOverlordList suggests using this to one's advantage: "I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it."
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** The tale [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl "wowwee go kill ursefl"]] concerns an art exhibit built on this trope. It's a "homage to stupidity," with pieces include cyanide pills, rotating saw blades, and syringes full of diseases and poisons, all clearly labelled and perfectly safe unless someone actively chooses to be an idiot. [[TooDumbToLive The exhibit manages to kill at least three people.]]

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** The tale [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl "wowwee go kill ursefl"]] concerns an art exhibit built on this trope. It's a "homage to stupidity," with pieces include including cyanide pills, rotating saw blades, and syringes full of diseases and poisons, all clearly labelled and perfectly safe unless someone actively chooses to be an idiot. [[TooDumbToLive The exhibit manages to kill at least three people.]]
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** The tale [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl "wowwee go kill ursefl"]] concerns an art exhibit built on this trope. It's a "homage to stupidity," with pieces include cyanide pills, rotating saw blades, and syringes full of diseases and poisons, all clearly labelled and perfectly safe unless someone actively chooses to be an idiot. [[TooDumbToLive The exhibit manages to kill at least three people.]] [[spoiler: The piece wasn't originally this, instead being a tool to disorient and make target vulnerable to the artist's suggestions, but the artist being subjected to LaserGuidedAmnesia caused the original purpose to be lost.]]

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** The tale [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl "wowwee go kill ursefl"]] concerns an art exhibit built on this trope. It's a "homage to stupidity," with pieces include cyanide pills, rotating saw blades, and syringes full of diseases and poisons, all clearly labelled and perfectly safe unless someone actively chooses to be an idiot. [[TooDumbToLive The exhibit manages to kill at least three people.]] [[spoiler: The piece wasn't originally this, instead being a tool to disorient and make target vulnerable to the artist's suggestions, but the artist being subjected to LaserGuidedAmnesia caused the original purpose to be lost.]]

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** [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j This]] [[ SCP entry]], a BigRedButton that if pressed will destroy reality. Hilariously justified in that the button is semi-sentient and sends out a mild psychic signal, compelling people to press it.

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** [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j This]] [[ SCP entry]], entry, a BigRedButton that if pressed will destroy reality. Hilariously justified in that the button is semi-sentient and sends out a mild psychic signal, compelling people to press it.


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** The tale [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl "wowwee go kill ursefl"]] concerns an art exhibit built on this trope. It's a "homage to stupidity," with pieces include cyanide pills, rotating saw blades, and syringes full of diseases and poisons, all clearly labelled and perfectly safe unless someone actively chooses to be an idiot. [[TooDumbToLive The exhibit manages to kill at least three people.]] [[spoiler: The piece wasn't originally this, instead being a tool to disorient and make target vulnerable to the artist's suggestions, but the artist being subjected to LaserGuidedAmnesia caused the original purpose to be lost.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HutsJufp0po This YouTube link is a not Rick Roll.]] The bait here being that you avoid the link because you're told it's not a rick roll...
** Conversely [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ this video is one.]] (Am I BriarPatching you or not?)
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNt4ZHVTqJY This YouTube link]], however, most certainly is not a Rick Roll.
** Nor is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJPE1Z63JQU this one]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8_v_3YUVWs This YouTube video]] could qualify as schmuck bait.







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** Gord loves these. He found a VideoGame/GameShark that actually damaged N64 systems(which is [[TonkaTough easier said than done]]). Then he left it out for someone to steal. He then made lots of money repairing said systems.

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** Gord loves these. He found a VideoGame/GameShark that actually damaged N64 systems(which systems (which is [[TonkaTough easier said than done]]). Then he left it out for someone to steal. He then made lots of money repairing said systems.
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* From Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}: [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Do_NOT_click_any_links! Do NOT click any links!]]

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** Think very carefully before clicking on an external link. Especially on the JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} or EarWorm articles.

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* TheEvilOverlordList suggests using this to one's advantage: "I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it."
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** The "Footnotes" section of our Administrivia/TextFormattingRules page demonstrates the [=[[labelnote]]=] links with a "Don't click me!" link. The "code" paragraph shows the hidden text as "Click the example below to see the real text," tempting the user into clicking it. Doing so expands the note: "[[spoiler:We call that Schmuck Bait here at TV Tropes.]]"

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* [[WikiWalk Links to wiki sites]]. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This one included]].
* ''Website/{{Neopets}}'' has the [[http://www.neopets.com/space/strangelever.phtml Lever of Doom]]. The text reads "There's a strange lever sticking out of the space station wall, with a notice that reads, 'DO NOT PULL'. So you probably shouldn't pull the lever. You can if you want. But you shouldn't." The link reads "Pull the lever anyway". When you inevitably do? [[spoiler: "Oh no!! An evil mechanical hand emerges from a panel and steals 100 Neopoints from you!!"]] The worst part is that it's Schmuck Bait with a purpose -- there's a teeny-weeny chance that you'll be granted an exclusive avatar when you push the button. Users have been known to blow 80,000 Neopoints -- 800 pulls -- or more getting it, the lever laughing at them the whole time.
* Any site that has a link featured on [[http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com Webpages That Suck.]] The name says it all.
* The UK Creator/CartoonNetwork website had a large red button featured in the top banner that said "DO NOT PRESS". It was also introduced in the site's homepage intro "Just don't push the big red button". Cue an arrow pointing to it.
* The website for ''Series/MyParentsAreAliens'' also had a button in its side menu which when you rolled over it highlighted in red and a voice said "Do not press" (and was labeled accordingly). The question is, what did happen if you pressed it?
* One of the random boxes in Warehouse 23 contains a laptop that, when picked up, types the message "Do you want to continue? Y/N" Choosing "yes" just makes the screen go black until you futz with it again. Choosing "no" results in... your heart stopping. Well, you did say you didn't want to continue...
* For one day Twitter was cannibalized by a "Don't Click" hack that, upon clicking a button, sent a Tweet to your followers with the link to the button and a "Don't Click" warning. ([[http://dsandler.org/wp/archives/2009/02/12/dontclick Read all about it.]])
* From Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}: [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Do_NOT_click_any_links! Do NOT click any links!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HutsJufp0po This YouTube link is a not Rick Roll.]] The bait here being that you avoid the link because you're told it's not a rick roll...
** Conversely [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ this video is one.]] (Am I BriarPatching you or not?)
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNt4ZHVTqJY This YouTube link]], however, most certainly is not a Rick Roll.
** Nor is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJPE1Z63JQU this one]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8_v_3YUVWs This YouTube video]] could qualify as schmuck bait.
* {{Shock Site}}s in general.
** [[ScreamerPrank Screamers]] in general as well.
* Those who believe in the MagicalComputer are prone to this kind of error: [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Do-not-run-this-script,-ever!.aspx Do not run this script, ever!]] Shorter semi-example: [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Forbidden_Parameter.aspx The Forbidden Parameter]]. "Do not edit this Configuration file by Hand!" or for VideoGame/Warcraft3-Savefiles something akin of "Hackers, do not play around with this file."
* A practical joke that had a switch conveniently labeled [[http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html "Magic/More Magic"]] would "magically" crash the computer it was attached to if it was switched from "More Magic" to "Magic". It wasn't ''supposed'' to do anything-- the switch was completely inoperative. And yet, every time it was set to "Magic"... Maybe it won't crash the computer ''this'' time.
* The ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' games forum had a thread titled "Post here and be banned". Everyone who posted in the thread (except the founder) was banned. After a point, anyone who posted was ''permanently'' banned.
* Website/FourChan's /b/ board had a similar thread, with the site's founder and former admin, moot, taunting the /b/-tards to post in the thread and be banned. They were. Amusingly enough, moot himself posted in the thread to laugh at the shmucks who had taken the shmuck bait... [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Only to be banned himself]].
** An old AprilFoolsDay joke had 4chan temporarily put up the board [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom /fur/]]. At first, users were wary of posting due to the site's well-known stance on furry characters and their fans... but the board was up for ''days'', which made it look like a permanent addition. True to form, /fur/ went down after a few days and everyone who posted in it was permabanned.
** The site temporarily blocked /b/ to outsiders by making the page a completely black screen offering the advice "Press Alt+F4 or Ctrl+W to view board." As any well-versed computer user would know, Alt+F4 and Ctrl+W are [[spoiler:"close window" and "close tab",]] respectively.
* The Facepunch forums have Idot Culls semi-regularly, which often consist of an admin or moderator creating a thread with an OP something along the lines of "do not post in here or you will be banned" or some other very specific instructions with a clear threat. If you do post in it you get permabanned but that doesn't stop idiots from doing it anyway, hence the name "idiot cull".
* The Wiki/TVTropes Wiki has its share of Schmuck Bait:
** Think very carefully before clicking on an external link. Especially on the JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} or EarWorm articles.
** Likewise, many of the external links on the NightmareFuel and UncannyValley pages are invitations for a creep-out.
** This very wiki is often this trope when linked from other sites. See TVTropesWillRuinYourLife below.
** If you see an image link on a page like PantyShot or OfCorsetsSexy, don't click it if you're [[{{NSFW}} at work]].
* ''Pixie MUD'' had "This is the Line of Death. You cross it, you die." Yes, players crossed it. Yes, they died. And just to rub it in, the MUD promptly announced it to all online players.
* Would anyone like to guess what going to "[[PressXToDie about:inducebrowsercrashforrealz]]" does in Google Chrome? [[spoiler:ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin]]
* Any forum thread titled "CONVINCE ME GOD EXISTS AND I WILL BELIEVE!" is Schmuck Bait for extremists on either side of religious debates to bicker endlessly and come off sounding like idiots.
** Generally, any strongly-worded religious or political meme exists as Schmuck Bait to bring out the trolls on both sides. Post one on your Facebook wall and [[HilarityEnsues just how big a fight you can start among your closest friends and family]].
* On the Website/SomethingAwful forums, anyone who posts a thread is explicitly warned not to use one of the three "Mod-only" tags. Anyone who chooses to ignore this is automatically banned, and the reason for said banning is "Breaking the rules with a *adjective* thread!" To further drive the point home, one of the mod-only tags says "Ban Me"--and yet people still do this. (For extra schmuckiness, it costs $10 to register on the forums, and a regular ban or autoban enables you to re-register... but you have to pay another $10 to do so, plus any custom titles, platinum status, etc., that your pre-banned account might have had if you see fit to do so.) As of this writing, there have been about 17,800 total bans in the last six years or so (normal bans, autobans and permabans); 3554 of those bans have been autobans.
** One "Ban Me" threads has a list of rules within it, and will instaban anyone that breaks them, [[DisproportionateRetribution even though all of them are pointless]] (i.e. no one is allowed to post pictures of Gary Busey). Another one instabans any regular user that posts in it, no exceptions. Naturally, both of these are options for anyone that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere wants nothing more to do with the website]]; everyone else better have that $10 on hand.
* It's rather common on auction sites for someone to put up the box of the console (Xbox or [=PS3=]) for auction-just the box, nothing else inside it (such as, say, the game console). They'll even clearly state in the writeup that there's no Xbox inside, but every time a herd of bozos will invariably bid on it, then the winner gets all angry afterwards once the realize what they actually bid on.
** Most often, however, the fact that it's only a box, while stated plainly, is buried in a wall of text. But in any case, if a complaint is filed then most auction sites will side with the buyer because such listings are clearly intended to deceive prospective bidders.
*** One ad [[InvertedTrope inverted the trope]], selling an Xbox 360 with everything ''except'' the box. [[http://kotaku.com/145033/dad-replaces-bad-kids-360-with-coal?tag=gamingchristmasspirit Here's an article about it.]]
** Similarly, some textbooks come with a smaller book that's an answer key or study guide. This study guide has the same ISBN and edition number as the textbook, so students buying used textbooks online should be careful.
** This is done with Tarot decks and similar "box of items with book" sets. The book has the same UPC code on it as the kit, so it's not their fault you didn't specify. Sure.
** And a book's first paperback edition is still technically a first edition.
* Anything that says "Do not look up Goatse" or "Do not look up 2 Girls 1 Cup"!
** Don't go to lemonparty.org, either.
* Reading the comments on the game "Flight" on Kongregate, about half of them are warning against throwing the plane backwards. The other half, naturally, are people commenting about what happened when they do.
* Wiki/{{Wikipedia}}:
** That Other Wiki has made it official policy [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:DDMP not to delete the front page]]. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Village_stocks#Maxim_for_the_.22Doesn.27t_do_anything_anyway.22_award The incident]] that is why they have this policy is a prime example.
** Discussed: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BEANS Don't stuff beans up your nose.]]




* Every Website/YouTube video with "ear rape" on title obviously has SensoryAbuse on it. Sometimes, [[SnicketWarningLabel the uploader includes a "Warning!" on the title]].
** Videos with "[[MemeticMutation but everytime he says X]] it gets bass boosted" on title also can count as this.
* Oh, I hope nobody plays this! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U1o6LEF4jQ]]
* ''Website/CollegeHumor'' has a video called the "Retard Test". The patient is given this riddle: the red man lives in the red house, the orange man lives in the orange house, and the blue man lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house? The patient gives "the white man" because of the way the riddle has been phrased. The doctor tells him "Wrong: [[spoiler:the President]] lives in the White House. You're retarded." Not that it matters, until 2017 the correct answer would also be "a black man lives in the White House."
* ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie'' gives us the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Pointless Button]]. It does absolutely nothing when pressed.
** "Hey, it says 'gullible' on the ceiling." [[SubvertedTrope "Oh, so it do-]] [[DoubleSubversion Aw, crap, you stole my lungs."]]



* Discussed on [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]]: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BEANS Don't stuff beans up your nose.]]
* In the Roleplay/MSFHighForum, the nurse is infamous for turning people into, well, whatever strikes her fancy. She then leaves out a cake, with a sign saying "Free cake". She has had three victims of TF-cake thus far.
* Many [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] tend to have a Message stating "TURN YOUR HEADPHONES VOLUME DOWN" right before a really loud part. Many people INSTEAD turn their headphones volume UP.



* WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'s SHUT UP! Cartoons had this in one episode of Ninjas Versus Zombies. Spencer finds a rope with the word, "Pull". Spencer decides to pull it and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVUbN3ec00&t=2m35s nearly falls into a trap door.]]
* ''Website/TheEscapist'''s forums feature badges, little icons underneath individual usernames which can be hovered over and occasionally clicked to produce alt text or other effects and are awarded for various reasons. One such badge is 'The Swirl,' which when clicked makes your screen rotate via some fun with Javascript. This is fun and harmless. 'The Big Red Button' badge, on the other hand, is pure SchmuckBait that warns people not to click it; those that do have everyone's user icons, including their own, replaced by Justin Bieber's face for 24 hours, and are sent a note reading "We told you not to press it." Supposedly those who keep clicking it have other effects happen to them.
** Though since none of the badges change the mouse pointer to the pointing hand that indicates a hyperlink or other clickable thing, and none of the regular badges do anything when clicked, users are liable to assume the button is just another quiz award or something and pay it no mind other than to maybe check the mouseover description. Making it perhaps the only BigRedButton ever that people are liable to ''not'' press.

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* WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'s SHUT UP! Cartoons had this in one episode of Ninjas Versus Zombies. Spencer finds a rope with the word, "Pull". Spencer decides to pull it and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVUbN3ec00&t=2m35s nearly falls into a trap door.]]
* ''Website/TheEscapist'''s forums feature badges, little icons underneath individual usernames which can be hovered over and occasionally clicked to produce alt text or other effects and are awarded for various reasons. One such badge is 'The Swirl,' which when clicked makes your screen rotate via some fun with Javascript. This is fun and harmless. 'The Big Red Button' badge, on the other hand, is pure SchmuckBait that warns people not to click it; those that do have everyone's user icons, including their own, replaced by Justin Bieber's face for 24 hours, and are sent a note reading "We told you not to press it." Supposedly those who keep clicking it have other effects happen to them.
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them. Though since none of the badges change the mouse pointer to the pointing hand that indicates a hyperlink or other clickable thing, and none of the regular badges do anything when clicked, users are liable to assume the button is just another quiz award or something and pay it no mind other than to maybe check the mouseover description. Making it perhaps the only BigRedButton ever that people are liable to ''not'' press.



* In the ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review for [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6276-DayZ DayZ]], Yahtzee mentions that on one of his 38 attempts (by the end of the video, anyway), he finds a pistol, rifle, and a ton of spare ammo at the top of a stairwell in an abandoned building. While questioning where the guns came from, as well as questioning the broken window and adjacent dead player (portrayed as a corpse with a bullet wound in their forehead) he is [[EpicFail shot dead by a sniper]] ([[BoomHeadshot in the same spot as the aforementioned corpse]]).
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Okay, lesson learned. Never gorp at your inventory screen while standing fully upright next to a window.



* In TheStinger of ''Anonymous'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], a fan commenter tells Matt to keep pressing 7, so he gets out a keyboard and does so. [[spoiler: He explodes.]]
* In the Yellow trailer for ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', [[ActionGirl Yang]] strolls into a BadGuyBar and uses a GroinAttack on Junior, the mob leader who runs the place, to get some information off him. When his goons descend on them, [[UnusualEuphemism she lets his Juniors go]] and then playfully flirts with him, saying she wants to kiss and make up. He goes along with it and leans in, ''with his eyes closed''. Unsurprisingly, [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom she just socks him]].
* There is [[http://freemarriage.com/fun/inbox_bush.php an image]] purporting to be George W Bush's Hotmail inbox. Of note for this trope is "I dare you to open the attachment …" from Bin Laden (size 260M).

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* In TheStinger of ''Anonymous'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], a fan commenter tells Matt to keep pressing 7, so he gets out a keyboard and does so. [[spoiler: He explodes.]]
* In the Yellow trailer for ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', [[ActionGirl Yang]] strolls into a BadGuyBar and uses a GroinAttack on Junior, the mob leader who runs the place, to get some information off him. When his goons descend on them, [[UnusualEuphemism she lets his Juniors go]] and then playfully flirts with him, saying she wants to kiss and make up. He goes along with it and leans in, ''with his eyes closed''. Unsurprisingly, [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom she just socks him]].
* There is [[http://freemarriage.com/fun/inbox_bush.php an image]] purporting to be George W Bush's Hotmail inbox. Of note for this trope is "I dare you to open the attachment …" attachment..." from Bin Laden (size 260M).



* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j This]] [[Wiki/{{SCPFoundation}} SCP entry]], a BigRedButton that if pressed will destroy reality. Hilariously justified in that the button is semi-sentient and sends out a mild psychic signal, compelling people to press it.

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* ''Wiki/{{SCPFoundation}}'':
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[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j This]] [[Wiki/{{SCPFoundation}} [[ SCP entry]], a BigRedButton that if pressed will destroy reality. Hilariously justified in that the button is semi-sentient and sends out a mild psychic signal, compelling people to press it.



-->"Seriously, guys, how hard is it to understand? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. Dead. Bodies.]] None. Nada. Nein! Don't think about it, don't joke about it, and most certainly, don't DO it. Sheesh!" - Dr. A. Clef
* In the ''WebVideo/{{Tabletop}}'' episodes on ''TabletopGame/EldritchHorror'', Jess Marzipan's character is given an opportunity to create a Dark Pact to kill a monster. Pat Rothfuss notes that it seems like a bad idea, but Jess just can't resist taking the Dark Pact because it fits her "(allegedly) reformed cultist" character so perfectly and there's only a 1/6 chance that she'll have to pay the consequences for it on her next Reckoning roll. Guess what happens when it comes time for that Reckoning roll?

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-->"Seriously, --->'''Dr. A. Clef:''' Seriously, guys, how hard is it to understand? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. Dead. Bodies.]] None. Nada. Nein! Don't think about it, don't joke about it, and most certainly, don't DO it. Sheesh!" - Dr. A. Clef
* In the ''WebVideo/{{Tabletop}}'' episodes on ''TabletopGame/EldritchHorror'', Jess Marzipan's character is given an opportunity to create a Dark Pact to kill a monster. Pat Rothfuss notes that it seems like a bad idea, but Jess just can't resist taking the Dark Pact because it fits her "(allegedly) reformed cultist" character so perfectly and there's only a 1/6 chance that she'll have to pay the consequences for it on her next Reckoning roll. Guess what happens when it comes time for that Reckoning roll?
Sheesh!
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