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* '''Synopsis:''' Altrouge Brunestud-Emiya has decided to host this year's Christmas party, and invites ''everyone.'' Even that ''other'' clan, the {{T|sukihime}}ohnos.VisualNovel/{{T|sukihime}}ohnos. Why? Because she wants to show up her sister Arcueid (and win a candy bet). And also to get Shirou and Shiki to stop trying to stab each other to death every time either man is within a hundred meters of the other. Meanwhile, four heroes (really, four people who don't want to drown in the inevitably-oncoming onslaught of insanity) try to break free of the trap.
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* '''Synopsis:''' Altrouge Brunestud-Emiya has decided to host this year's Christmas party, and invites ''everyone.'' Even that ''other'' clan, the [[{{Tsukihime}} Tohnos]].{{T|sukihime}}ohnos. Why? Because she wants to show up her sister Arcueid (and win a candy bet). And also to get Shirou and Shiki to stop trying to stab each other to death every time either man is within a hundred meters of the other. Meanwhile, four heroes (really, four people who don't want to drown in the inevitably-oncoming onslaught of insanity) try to break free of the trap.
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* AWizardDidIt: Played Straight and Lampshaded
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
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--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
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* [[AwkwardFatherSonBondingActivity Awkward Mother Daughter Mother-Daughter Bonding Activity]]: Sakura teaching Sakuya and Erika S&M play, Bazett and Ivone going Film/{{Braveheart}} on the Bacon Crusaders, Touko and Souhiro experimenting on random guests...
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* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler: [[CodeGeass The Holy Empire of Bacannia]]]] embody this as a way of life.
* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, Creator/ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler: [[CodeGeass The Holy Empire of Bacannia]]]] embody this as a way of life.
* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, Creator/ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
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Tamaki]].
* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler:[[CodeGeass [[Anime/CodeGeass The Holy Empire of Bacannia]]]] embody this as a way of life.
* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong[[WorldOfWarcraft [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, Creator/ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler:
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* TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia]].
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* {{Shotacon}}: A personality shifting potion causes Aoko to temporarily regress to this.
* TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia.]]
* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki]] for her son Takeshi even they look nothing alike. [[spoiler: It's made worse by the fact that at that moment she's trying to kill Takeshi for having his first time with his ashikabi Haruhi Fujioka.]]
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.]]
* TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia.]]
* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki]] for her son Takeshi even they look nothing alike. [[spoiler: It's made worse by the fact that at that moment she's trying to kill Takeshi for having his first time with his ashikabi Haruhi Fujioka.]]
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.]]
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* {{Shotacon}}: [[{{Lolicon}} Shotacon]]: A personality shifting potion causes Aoko to temporarily regress to this.
*TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia.]]
* TheyKilledKenny:TheyKilledKennyAgain: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes[[OuranHighSchoolHostClub [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki]] for her son Takeshi even they look nothing alike. [[spoiler: It's made worse by the fact that at that moment she's trying to kill Takeshi for having his first time with his ashikabi Haruhi Fujioka.]]
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.]]]]
* AWizardDidIt: Played Straight and Lampshaded.
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
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* TheyKilledKenny:
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.
* AWizardDidIt: Played Straight and Lampshaded.
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[GGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[GGundam [[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
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* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
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* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[FateStayNight [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
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* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
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* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
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* EleventhHourRanger: An old friend of both Shiki and Shirou, ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris shows up when everything's gone to Hell and offers to help fix it all. [[spoiler: Apparently, even he can't overcome the insanity and ends up brawling with SantaClaus in Detroit.]]
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** Chapter 4 can be found [[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/51508030/106/ here]]
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** Chapter 2 can be found [[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/51508030/105/ here]]
** Chapter 2 can be found [[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/51508030/105/ here]]
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* SheIsAllGrownUp: Shirou gets this when he sees Alter![[DeadLittleSister Illya]] Alter!Illya for the first time. Subverted in that she's from a different reality...with highly disturbing implications.
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* {{Troll}}: Zelretch and AU!Illya. Oh so much so.
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* ItGotWorse: This sums up the Christmas Party in itself.
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* ButtMonkey: Haru, Gilgamesh, Lancer, Archer, Shirou...
* TheCavalryArrivesLate: The Counter Guardian force arrives to find that they can't do anything but get sucked into the chaos.
** The police ''do'' show up, with [[GhostInTheShell Motoko Kusanagi]] at their helm, but the only thing they really manage to do is [[spoiler: stop Miya from killing Tamaki.]]
* TheCavalryArrivesLate: The Counter Guardian force arrives to find that they can't do anything but get sucked into the chaos.
** The police ''do'' show up, with [[GhostInTheShell Motoko Kusanagi]] at their helm, but the only thing they really manage to do is [[spoiler: stop Miya from killing Tamaki.]]
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* EleventhHourRanger: An old friend of both Shiki and Shirou, ChuckNorris shows up when everything's gone to Hell and offers to help fix it all. [[spoiler: Apparently, even he can't overcome the insanity and ends up brawling with SantaClaus in Detroit.]]
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* ManEatingPlant: Kusano's garden is filled with them.
* MeanwhileScene: Several. Mainly because there are so many people attending.
* MeanwhileScene: Several. Mainly because there are so many people attending.
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* RunningGag: A few.
** Gil quoting LordOfTheRings
** Shirou getting raped by his wives.
** Lancer getting summoned and killed off and summoned and killed off and summoned...
** The Crusade of the Holy Warriors of Bacannia.
** Reisbyfe being a flaming lesbian to everyone (with the obvious exception of her husband).
** Archer getting thrown into a wall.
** Gil quoting LordOfTheRings
** Shirou getting raped by his wives.
** Lancer getting summoned and killed off and summoned and killed off and summoned...
** The Crusade of the Holy Warriors of Bacannia.
** Reisbyfe being a flaming lesbian to everyone (with the obvious exception of her husband).
** Archer getting thrown into a wall.
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-->''"Wait, you made a bet with Aunt Arcuied? Over what?"''
-->''"That our family could throw a Christmas party that would make even your father and that husband of hers forget the fact that they want to kill each other" Altrouge answered confidently...''
-->''..."we will make this party happen. It will be spectacular, and imouto will owe me an entire candy store worth of goodies"''
* '''Main Character:''' The Entire Clan, but specifically the [[LordOfTheRings Fellowship of the Sane]]
* '''Crossover:''' [[MegaCrossover Far too many to list]].
* '''Synopsis:''' Altrouge Brunestud-Emiya has decided to host this year's Christmas party, and invites ''everyone.'' Even that ''other'' clan, the [[{{Tsukihime}} Tohnos]]. Why? Because she wants to show up her sister Arcueid (and win a candy bet). And also to get Shirou and Shiki to stop trying to stab each other to death every time either man is within a hundred meters of the other. Meanwhile, four heroes (really, four people who don't want to drown in the inevitably-oncoming onslaught of insanity) try to break free of the trap.
HilarityEnsues SerialEscalation, because RuleOfFunny. Attempting to take this fic seriously ''will'' make YourHeadASplode.
** Chapter 1 can be found [[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/51508030/62/#53750352 here]]
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!!Tropes
* AWizardDidIt: Played Straight and Lampshaded
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[GGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
--> [[spoiler: Keiko:]] "I AM AWESOME! I AM ALMIGHTY! I AM OMNIPOTENT! I AM GOING TO DESTROY CANADA!"
* AllJustADream: You didn't really think that [[spoiler: The Fellowship of the Sane]] was really going to escape did you?
* [[AwkwardFatherSonBondingActivity Awkward Mother Daughter Bonding Activity]]: Sakura teaching Sakuya and Erika S&M play, Bazett and Ivone going Film/{{Braveheart}} on the Bacon Crusaders, Touko and Souhiro experimenting on random guests...
* BedmateReveal: Happened to Kiri and Artemis after a night in Vegas. Immediately followed by...
** LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: "Don't you know where we are? This is Vegas, and what happens in Vegas—""Stays in Vegas"
* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler: [[CodeGeass The Holy Empire of Bacannia]]]] embody this as a way of life.
* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
** UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny
* EleventhHourRanger: ChuckNorris shows up when everything's gone to Hell and offers to help fix it all. [[spoiler: Apparently, even he can't overcome the insanity and ends up brawling with SantaClaus in Detroit.]]
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Trying to get out. That certainly means that you can't ''try''.
* FoeYay: [[spoiler: When everyone goes crazy, Rin and Luvia have sex.]]
* GameShow: Zelretch, Illya, Minaka, and Araya Souren pit Clan Emiya versus Clan Tohno in one of the most screwed up ones of all time.
* GoKartingWithBowser: While everything is going straight to hell, Mikiya plays poker with Araya, Rock and Gendo Ikari, who dimension hopped to evade a party at NERV with the same level of insanity.
* ItGotWorse: This sums up the Christmas Party in itself.
* KillSat: Zelretch has one in orbit. [[spoiler: It functions as a railgun in the shape of a giant yellow smiley face.]]
* PersonalitySwap: Due to a pranks gone wrong, many of the Clan's personality were reversed.
* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: [[spoiler: AU!Illya blackmails Eiko, DA!Haru, and BK!Kiri to form the !AUs.]] Subverted in that they weren't actually together to begin with, but all had played instruments at one point.
* SantaClaus: Definitely not how the stories make him out to be. Oh, and stay away from the reindeer, they're carnivorous.
* SerialEscalation: This story cranks the Clan's insanity level up indefinitely.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem : Alaya-ko takes advantage of all the chaos to come down and have some fun with Shirou.
* SheIsAllGrownUp: Shirou gets this when he sees Alter![[DeadLittleSister Illya]] for the first time. Subverted in that she's from a different reality...with highly disturbing implications.
* {{Shotacon}}: A personality shifting potion causes Aoko to temporarily regress to this.
* TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia.]]
* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki]] for her son Takeshi even they look nothing alike. [[spoiler: It's made worse by the fact that at that moment she's trying to kill Takeshi for having his first time with his ashikabi Haruhi Fujioka.]]
* {{Troll}}: Zelretch and AU!Illya. Oh so much so.
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.]]
-->''"That our family could throw a Christmas party that would make even your father and that husband of hers forget the fact that they want to kill each other" Altrouge answered confidently...''
-->''..."we will make this party happen. It will be spectacular, and imouto will owe me an entire candy store worth of goodies"''
* '''Main Character:''' The Entire Clan, but specifically the [[LordOfTheRings Fellowship of the Sane]]
* '''Crossover:''' [[MegaCrossover Far too many to list]].
* '''Synopsis:''' Altrouge Brunestud-Emiya has decided to host this year's Christmas party, and invites ''everyone.'' Even that ''other'' clan, the [[{{Tsukihime}} Tohnos]]. Why? Because she wants to show up her sister Arcueid (and win a candy bet). And also to get Shirou and Shiki to stop trying to stab each other to death every time either man is within a hundred meters of the other. Meanwhile, four heroes (really, four people who don't want to drown in the inevitably-oncoming onslaught of insanity) try to break free of the trap.
HilarityEnsues SerialEscalation, because RuleOfFunny. Attempting to take this fic seriously ''will'' make YourHeadASplode.
** Chapter 1 can be found [[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/51508030/62/#53750352 here]]
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!!Tropes
* AWizardDidIt: Played Straight and Lampshaded
--> Shiki: "And how are we alive?"
--> Shirou: "AWizardDidIt."
--> Shiki: "It’s sad that we can reasonably use that excuse these days…"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[GGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
--> [[spoiler: Keiko:]] "I AM AWESOME! I AM ALMIGHTY! I AM OMNIPOTENT! I AM GOING TO DESTROY CANADA!"
* AllJustADream: You didn't really think that [[spoiler: The Fellowship of the Sane]] was really going to escape did you?
* [[AwkwardFatherSonBondingActivity Awkward Mother Daughter Bonding Activity]]: Sakura teaching Sakuya and Erika S&M play, Bazett and Ivone going Film/{{Braveheart}} on the Bacon Crusaders, Touko and Souhiro experimenting on random guests...
* BedmateReveal: Happened to Kiri and Artemis after a night in Vegas. Immediately followed by...
** LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: "Don't you know where we are? This is Vegas, and what happens in Vegas—""Stays in Vegas"
* ChurchMilitant: The crusaders of [[spoiler: [[CodeGeass The Holy Empire of Bacannia]]]] embody this as a way of life.
* CoolVersusAwesome: [[spoiler: Eggong [[WorldOfWarcraft Ragnaros]] versus Yarn Kraken with Keiko curbstomping them both with the Burning Gundam, ChuckNorris versus SantaClaus, George W. Bush versus Vladimir Putin.]]
** UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny
* EleventhHourRanger: ChuckNorris shows up when everything's gone to Hell and offers to help fix it all. [[spoiler: Apparently, even he can't overcome the insanity and ends up brawling with SantaClaus in Detroit.]]
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Trying to get out. That certainly means that you can't ''try''.
* FoeYay: [[spoiler: When everyone goes crazy, Rin and Luvia have sex.]]
* GameShow: Zelretch, Illya, Minaka, and Araya Souren pit Clan Emiya versus Clan Tohno in one of the most screwed up ones of all time.
* GoKartingWithBowser: While everything is going straight to hell, Mikiya plays poker with Araya, Rock and Gendo Ikari, who dimension hopped to evade a party at NERV with the same level of insanity.
* ItGotWorse: This sums up the Christmas Party in itself.
* KillSat: Zelretch has one in orbit. [[spoiler: It functions as a railgun in the shape of a giant yellow smiley face.]]
* PersonalitySwap: Due to a pranks gone wrong, many of the Clan's personality were reversed.
* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: [[spoiler: AU!Illya blackmails Eiko, DA!Haru, and BK!Kiri to form the !AUs.]] Subverted in that they weren't actually together to begin with, but all had played instruments at one point.
* SantaClaus: Definitely not how the stories make him out to be. Oh, and stay away from the reindeer, they're carnivorous.
* SerialEscalation: This story cranks the Clan's insanity level up indefinitely.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem : Alaya-ko takes advantage of all the chaos to come down and have some fun with Shirou.
* SheIsAllGrownUp: Shirou gets this when he sees Alter![[DeadLittleSister Illya]] for the first time. Subverted in that she's from a different reality...with highly disturbing implications.
* {{Shotacon}}: A personality shifting potion causes Aoko to temporarily regress to this.
* TheReveal: Of Gil's girlfriend [[spoiler: Caren Ortesia.]]
* TheyKilledKenny: Like most of the Nasuverse [[spoiler: [[FateStayNight Lancer]]]] gets this shoved upon him for the duration of the game show. It gets to the point where Illya and Zelretch are summoning him just to see how many ways they can make him suffer.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: Miya mistakes [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki]] for her son Takeshi even they look nothing alike. [[spoiler: It's made worse by the fact that at that moment she's trying to kill Takeshi for having his first time with his ashikabi Haruhi Fujioka.]]
* {{Troll}}: Zelretch and AU!Illya. Oh so much so.
* UndesirablePrize: [[spoiler: For Minaka at the end of the GameShow that is.]]
