History Recap / SouthParkS13E1TheRing

* FuneralCut: After Kenny's girlfriend Tammy finally agrees to to go to T.G.I. Friday's to give him a blowjob. Cut to Kenny's funeral where Father Maxi tells everyone that syphilis is still a deadly disease.

* TheCameo: Mr. Slave and Chantal from "Recap/SouthParkS6E3FreakStrike" make brief cameos in the first Jonas Brothers concert.

* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: When the Jonas Brothers concert is ruined, WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse gets so angry that he [[OneWingedAngel turns into a giant fire-breathing parade float]] and starts destroying the city.

* DownerEnding: Even though the concert bombs thanks to the boys efforts, it doesn't stop Mickey Mouse from going on a rampage and killing numerous innocent people. While Kenny ultimately gets what he wanted from Tammy, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain it turns out she had an STD which killed him.]]
* EngineeredPublicConfession: Backstage before the concert, Mickey Mouse gets upset at the Jonas Brothers for refusing to go onstage, going on a tirade about how the purity rings are used to sell sex and get away with it, little girls are stupid, and that Christians are "retarded" for believing in "a talking dead guy". At the same time, Kyle stealthily turn up one of the microphones on stage, allowing Mickey's words to be heard on stage and through the TV broadcast. Cartman then raises the curtain, exposing Mickey to the audience, who boo at him.

* DownerEnding: Even though the concert bombs thanks to the boys efforts, it doesn't stop Mickey Mouse from going on a rampage and killing numerous innocent people. Even though Kenny ultimately gets what he wanted from Tammy, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain it turns out she had an STD which killed him.]]

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Cartman despises the Jonas Brothers and goes out of his way to help Stan and Kyle save Kenny from their influence.

-->'''Host''': You like takin' the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in your faces, girls?[[note]][[TruthInTelevision The Jonas Brothers really did this on their tours. Trey and Matt said that their biggest problem with the band was that they used sexual imagery to promote abstinence.]][[/note]]

* ChastityCouple: What Tammy and Kenny are, along with some really pretentious prematurely-aged kid couples.

* TheBadGuyWins: Regardless of what anyone did, the ending was going to be a win-win for Mickey. He would have either succeeded in milking money off the Jonas Brothers concert, or if the concert bombed (and it did thanks to the boys' efforts), [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge he would go on a rampage burning down the city and breathing fire onto civilians running for their lives]].

* EngineeredPublicConfession: Backstage before the concert, Mickey Mouse gets upset at the Jonas Brothers for refusing to go onstage, going on a tirade about how the purity rings are used to sell sex and get away with it, little girls are stupid, and that Christians are "retarded" for believing in "a talking dead guy". At the same time, the boys stealthily turn up one of the microphones on stage, allowing Mickey's words to be heard on stage and through the TV broadcast. Cartman then raises the curtain, exposing Mickey to the audience, who boo at him.

* JerkassHasAPoint: Cartman warns Kenny that getting a blowjob from [[GoodBadGirl Tammy]] could cause him to catch syphilis, even if he uses a condom since he claims that girls' mouths are full of germs.

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* EngineeredPublicConfession: Overlaps with IsThisThingStillOn on how Mickey Mouse is defeated.

* IsThisThingStillOn: Overlaps with EngineeredPublicConfession on how Mickey Mouse is defeated.

* PunctuationPounding: Mickey when he beats the shit out of Joe Jonas.

Kenny begins dating a fifth grade girl named Tammy, who allegedly gave a boy a blowjob in the back of a T.G.I.Fridays, but all dreams of getting head from Tammy are shattered when she and Kenny go to a [[Music/TheJonasBrothers Jonas Brothers]] concert and are compelled to wear purity rings.

* BadBoss: Mickey Mouse. He constantly abuses his employees by beating them up when they refuse to do waht he sees fit.
* TheBadGuyWins: Regardless of what anyone did, the ending was going to be a win-win for Mickey. He would have either succeeded in milking money off the Jonas Brothers concert or if the concert bombed (and it did thanks to the boys' efforts), [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge he would go on a rampage burning down the city and breathing fire onto civilians running for their lives.]]

* PetTheDog: [[FatBastard Cartman]] is actually acting on his heroic side this time since he's absolutely ''disgusted'' upon finding out that Kenny's girlfriend, [[GoodBadGirl Tammy Warner]], [[EvenEvilHasStandards is a total slut]]. When Kenny finds out about this, he's elated upon dating a 5th Grade slut and wants to get a blowjob from her, but Cartman tries to warn him on how [[JerkassHasAPoint getting a blowjob from Tammy could cause syphilis]], and goes with Stan and Kyle to stop the Jonas Brothers and their Disney purity ring venture when Kenny begins to wear one of them and becomes dull and boring.

* BadBoss: Mickey Mouse. He constantly abuses his employees by beating them up when they refuse to go on stage.

* InstantlyProvenWrong: One of the girls chosen to go back stage at the Jonas Brothers concert thinks they were chosen to give blowjobs to the Jonas Brothers. Tammy and a few other girls say there is no way they will do that. Then the brothers appear and ''every'' girl pops her mouth open into an "O" shape.

* JerkassHasAPoint: Cartman warns Kenny that getting a blowjob from [[GoodBadGirl Tammy]] could cause him to catch syphilis, even if he uses a condom, since he claims that girls' mouths are full of germs.

* DirtyKid: [[LovableSexManiac Kenny]] wants to get a "B.J." from his girlfriend. Just to remind you all, he is ''nine years old'', and she's only a little older.

Kenny begins dating a fifth grade girl named Tammy, who allegedly gave a boy a blowjob in the back of a T.G.I.Fridays, but all dreams of getting head from Tammy are shattered when she goes to a [[Music/TheJonasBrothers Jonas Brothers]] concert and forces Kenny to wear a purity ring.

* ChastityCouple: What Tammy and Kenny are, along with some really pretentious dullards.

* DirtyKid: [[LovableSexManiac Kenny]] wants to get a "B.J." from his girlfriend. Just to remind you all, he is ''nine years old''.

* PetTheDog: [[FatBastard Cartman]] is actually acting on his heroic side this time since he's absolutely ''disgusted'' upon finding out that Kenny's girlfriend, [[GoodBadGirl Tammy Warner]], [[EvenEvilHasStandards is a total slut]]. When Kenny finds out about this, he's elated upon dating a 5th Grade slut and wants to get a blowjob from her, but Cartman tries to warn him on how [[JerkassHasAPoint getting a blowjob from Tammy could cause syphilis]] and goes with Stan and Kyle to stop the Jonas Brothers and their Disney purity ring venture when Kenny begins to wear one of them and becomes dull and boring.

* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Mickey Mouse goes on a [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever massive one]] when the Jonas Brothers' Concert bombs, breathing fire on all of Denver and its citizens.

* SexSells: Mickey Mouse uses purity rings to distract parents from realizing that Disney is selling sex to their daughters.

* BrickJoke: A rather morbid one, but when WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse is defeated and Kenny finally gets a blowjob from Tammy, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain he ends up dying from syphilis]], [[JerkassHasAPoint just like Cartman warned him]].