History Recap / FreemansMind

29th Jul '17 3:47:03 PM DankyCroodle
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->"''Dammit, you know what the problem is? I just got Kleiner'd. I have a hundred questions I need answered, I need supplies, but instead he distracted me, got me excited about his experiment, and almost got me killed. Again. And now [that] the experiment's done, I'm out the door. Dammit, Kleiner!''"
27th Jul '17 5:28:31 PM kjc609
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->"''So, I'm the one who gets to go through training. Ass. Slappage.''"

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->"''So, I'm ->"''Something tells me this training wasn't meant for the one who gets to go through training. Ass. Slappage.gifted.''"
26th Jul '17 12:36:59 PM kjc609
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->"''It's the same old shit. People think they can fuck with me, and there's only one way to prove 'em wrong!''"
-->--'''Doom Guy'''
26th Jul '17 1:20:00 AM kjc609
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[[folder:Lambda Core]]

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[[folder:Lambda Core]]Core Part 1]]



[[folder:Return to Lambda Core]]

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[[folder:Return to Lambda Core]][[folder:Lambda Core Part 2]]
26th Jul '17 1:18:43 AM kjc609
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[[folder:"Follow Freeman!"

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[[folder:"Follow Freeman!"Freeman!"]]
26th Jul '17 1:18:25 AM kjc609
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[[folder:Water Hazard]]
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[[folder:Black Mesa East]]
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[[folder:"We Don't Go To Ravenholm..."]]
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[[folder:Highway 17]]
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[[folder:Sandtraps]]
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[[folder:Nova Prospekt]]
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[[folder:Entanglement]]
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[[folder:Anticitizen One]]
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[[folder:"Follow Freeman!"
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[[folder:Our Benefactors]]
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[[folder:Dark Energy]]
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[[folder:Undue Alarm]]
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[[folder:Direct Intervention]]
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[[folder:Lowlife]]
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[[folder:Urban Flight]]
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[[folder:Exit 17]]
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[[folder:To The White Forest]]
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[[folder:This Vortal Coil]]
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[[folder:Freeman Pontifex]]
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[[folder:Riding Shotgun]]
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[[folder:Under The Radar]]
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[[folder:Our Mutual Fiend]]
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[[folder: T-Minus One]]
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25th Jul '17 9:59:04 PM kjc609
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->"''Hell, I could be a general. I have enough combat experience by now. I'm gonna sing about it. They can't stop me." (proceeds to sing Modern Major General while fighting soldiers)''

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->"''Hell, ->"''Whatever the name of this mission originally was, it's probably being called 'Operation Fuckup' by now. If I was in charge and one guy was gunning down everyone I sent to kill him, I would try something else. Hell, I could be a general. I have enough combat experience by now. I'm gonna sing about it. They can't stop me." (proceeds to sing Modern Major General while fighting soldiers)''
25th Jul '17 12:12:08 PM kjc609
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->"''This is a complete shitshow! The CIA creep said he had an important job for me. You know what would've helped? Knowing what my job is!''"


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->"''I think I'm the only person here who realizes just how dangerous Kleiner actually is.''"
25th Jul '17 12:08:08 PM kjc609
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->"''Yeah, high security! That's why we leave armed missiles lying around for everyone to check out! It's part of the tour!''"


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->"''This is freaking me out! It's like everything's backwards, and I'm not even left-handed! Okay, I'm just gonna go to work and hope [[TemptingFate all of these problems go away. Yeah.]]''"


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->"''Boy, we really fucked up this time, huh?"''


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->"''MY EAR! I GOT SHOT IN THE EAR! WHY IS THE BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME?! I'M AN EMPLOYEE! YOU DON'T SHOOT YOUR EMPLOYEES! (encounters headcrabs) YOU ARE NOT EMPLOYEES! DAMMIT! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!"''


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->"''THIS IS THE WORST RESCUE OPERATION IN HISTORY!"''


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->"''I was expecting to go down there and see this giant eyeball looking up at me, angry at me because I blew off its eyelashes or something, then the whole building starts shaking and I guess I'd...just [[DespairEventHorizon ball up and cry.]] Because what do you do when something that big wants to kill you? I'm used to people being beneath me in so many ways."''


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->"''I am not happy right now.''"


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->"''So...guess I just started WorldWar3. This has been a busy day. But in the end, there's only one thing that matters: I did not leave any fingerprints. I was wearing my suit. I'm getting out of here."''


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->"''Well, this settles it. Black Mesa is a [[EvilInc James Bond villain company]]. We have [[NukeEm missiles]], [[MechanicalMonster robots]], [[FrickinLaserBeams lasers]], [[ThreateningShark sharks]], and [[McNinja ninjas.]]''"


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->"''Oh this is ''[[DoorToBefore that]]'' door. So leaving was never an option. Now, crawling in circles until you fucking die, there's an option! I LIKE THAT OPTION! '''LET'S GO WITH THAT OPTION!''' '''''RAAUUUGHH!''''' ...[[DontExplainTheJoke Actually I was just kidding,]] [[SincerityMode I don't like that option.]]''"


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->"''You know, for every mistake I make, someone else is making an even bigger one."''


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->"''Hell, I could be a general. I have enough combat experience by now. I'm gonna sing about it. They can't stop me." (proceeds to sing Modern Major General while fighting soldiers)''


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->"''See, chess doesn't prepare you for this. You can't say that a rook and three pawns flanked your knight, but he laid down suppressing fire and punched through them anyway. You get disqualified if you try that! Maybe I've been disqualified from reality.''"


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->"''There's probably gonna be a congressional hearing about us later, asking "How did this happen?" And ''every single person'' is gonna say, 'Uhhhhh..... uhhhhhhh... uhhhh....'''"


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->"''Who are you? I'm Gordon! I can solve all of your problems!''"


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->"''Why are divisions backstabbing? Are we Microsoft? I'm sorry, I thought I worked at Black Mesa!''"


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->"''Welp, guess this is my new home. I'll get settled in.''"


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->"''Is this a god? Am I fighting God?! IS THIS WHAT GOD LOOKS LIKE?!?''"


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->"''Yeah, I kinda understand the invasion now, because this place is trash."''


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->"''Okay, keep moving! I'm totally not fighting an Elder God! Nope! No, no, no! That's not what's happening! It's just really big, levitates and...looks like an Elder God!"''
25th Jul '17 11:48:31 AM kjc609
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->"''So, I'm the one who gets to go through training. Ass. Slappage.''"
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