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* AdultFear: When the Romans set the village on fire, the women and children evacuate to the seashore... only to be confronted by a large, armed and extremely ruthless Roman general, when none of them have been given magic potion. And then he grabs the baby and makes his getaway.
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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: After Brutus kidnaps the baby from Impedimenta's care, the normally snippish, haughty chief's wife is reduced to remorseful tears as she apologises to Asterix for her failure.
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* RealityEnsues: Brutus' troops find out the hard way why nobody had just burned the village down from afar: it wouldn't kill its inhabitants, just make them mad.
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* WrongGenreSavvy: Brutus' troops find out the hard way why nobody had just burned the village down from afar: it wouldn't kill its inhabitants, just make them mad.
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* StillBelievesInSanta: Obelix still believes in the DeliveryStork, thinking that since he's a delivery man, why can't storks deliver babies?
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* PreAssKickingOneLiner: When the Romans started bombarding the Gaulish village with fire.
-->'''Vitalstatistix:''' The Romans have decided to play with fire... so let's show them what we can ''COOK''!
-->'''Vitalstatistix:''' The Romans have decided to play with fire... so let's show them what we can ''COOK''!
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* NobleDemon: Despite their usual antagonistic relationship, when Caesar learns that the Gauls have been protecting his son, he promises that his engineering corps will rebuild their burnt village rather than take advantage of the opportunity to get rid of the village for good.
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* ArrowsOnFire: The Romans attack the village with these in the climax.
* AscendedExtra: In previous albums, Brutus was only a background character used for a quick joke every now and then. This album gives him his first starring role and promotes him to BigBad of the story.
* AscendedExtra: In previous albums, Brutus was only a background character used for a quick joke every now and then. This album gives him his first starring role and promotes him to BigBad of the story.
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* AscendedExtra: In previous albums, Brutus was only a background character used for a quick joke every now and then. This album gives him his first starring role and promotes him to BigBad of the story.
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* LikeIsLikeAComma: Part of Odoriferus' VerbalTic.
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* KnightOfCerebus: Brutus' arrival heralds a particularly dark turn for the ''Asterix'' series, as the village is burned to the ground and Impedimenta is left broken by her failure to keep the baby safe.
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* KnightOfCerebus: Brutus' arrival heralds a particularly dark turn for the ''Asterix'' series, as the village is burned to the ground and Impedimenta is left broken by her failure to keep the baby safe.
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* HistoryRepeats: Just like Obelix during his youth, the baby falls into a cauldron of Magic Potion. Thankfully, there was not enough potion in it for the effect to become permanent.
* KillItWithFire: Brutus' strategy to finally defeat the Gauls and get his hands on the baby involves setting their village ablaze.
* MoodWhiplash: For the mayority of the album, ''Asterix and Son'' is a fairly light-hearted and comedic story. And then comes the final act where the Romans launch a night attack on the village, burning it entirely to the ground and thus bringing the Gauls closer to a defeat than they have ever been before.
* KillItWithFire: Brutus' strategy to finally defeat the Gauls and get his hands on the baby involves setting their village ablaze.
* MoodWhiplash: For the mayority of the album, ''Asterix and Son'' is a fairly light-hearted and comedic story. And then comes the final act where the Romans launch a night attack on the village, burning it entirely to the ground and thus bringing the Gauls closer to a defeat than they have ever been before.
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* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Unless your name is Asterix and Obelix, don't think about getting near the baby (as Odoriferus/Aromatix and Crismus Cactus/Aspidistra find out to their cost). Why? See EnfantTerrible...
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* AscendedExtra: In previous albums, Brutus was only a background character used for a quick joke every now and then. This album gives him his first starring role and promotes him to BigBad of the story.
* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Unless your name is Asterixand or Obelix, don't think about getting near the baby (as Odoriferus/Aromatix and Crismus Cactus/Aspidistra find out to their cost). Why? See EnfantTerrible...
* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Unless your name is Asterix
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* DisguisedInDrag: Crismus Cactus is forced by Brutus do dress up as a nursemaid in an attempt to get the baby from Asterix.
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* DisguisedInDrag: Crismus Cactus is forced by Brutus do dress up as a nursemaid in an attempt to get the baby from Asterix.
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of UsefulNotes/GaiusJuliusCaesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen UsefulNotes/CleopatraVII of Egypt! Sensing Brutus' malicious designs on the baby, she had Caesarion sent to the one place she knew he would be safe: the Gaulish village.
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of UsefulNotes/GaiusJuliusCaesar UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen UsefulNotes/CleopatraVII of Egypt! Sensing Brutus' malicious designs on the baby, she had Caesarion sent to the one place she knew he would be safe: the Gaulish village.
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* AttractiveBentGender: Cactus as "Aspidistra". Or at least, the guards on the gates of both Aquarium and the Gaulish village think so.
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The baby soon begins crying; Asterix suspects he's hungry. Obelix says he knows babies drink milk, and goes out to fetch... a cow. A put-upon Asterix milks the cow and then changes the baby's nappy while Obelix fetches a gourd with a teat in it to use in feeding the baby. Asterix leaves Obelix to feed the baby and reports its presence to Vitalstatistix, Getafix, and Cacofonix, who, with prodding from Impedimenta, start wondering if perhaps Asterix is the father. This is soon forgotten when the sound of terrified mooing accompanies Obelix' voice from their house; the gourd he used to feed the baby still had magic potion in it, and now the baby has superhuman strength and is using it to swing the cow around by its tail.
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The baby soon begins crying; Asterix suspects he's hungry. Obelix says he knows babies drink milk, and goes out to fetch... a cow. A put-upon Asterix milks the cow and then changes the baby's nappy while Obelix fetches a gourd with a teat in it to use in feeding the baby. Asterix leaves Obelix to feed the baby and reports its presence to Vitalstatistix, Getafix, and Cacofonix, who, with prodding from Impedimenta, start wondering if perhaps Asterix is the father. This is soon forgotten when the sound of terrified mooing accompanies Obelix' Obelix's voice from their house; the gourd he used to feed the baby still had magic potion in it, and now the baby has superhuman strength and is using it to swing the cow around by its tail.
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Asterix and Obelix return to the village to give Vitalstatistix a status report, while the baby escapes their house and demolishes the doors of every house in the village except that of Getafix... as the magic potion has finally worn off. Asterix and Obelix have a brief falling out over Obelix' irresponsibility with the baby; Asterix proves his own irresponsibility by leaving the baby unattended until he makes up with Obelix, and the baby escapes and ends up drinking the contents of a half-full cauldron of magic potion left unattended in Getafix' hut.
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Asterix and Obelix return to the village to give Vitalstatistix a status report, while the baby escapes their house and demolishes the doors of every house in the village except that of Getafix... as the magic potion has finally worn off. Asterix and Obelix have a brief falling out over Obelix' Obelix's irresponsibility with the baby; Asterix proves his own irresponsibility by leaving the baby unattended until he makes up with Obelix, and the baby escapes and ends up drinking the contents of a half-full cauldron of magic potion left unattended in Getafix' Getafix's hut.
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* GossipyHens: Impedimenta leads the charge when it comes to suspecting that the baby is Asterix' own son. When "Aspidistra" arrives in the village, she and the other village wives immediately suspect her of being the baby's mother. Vitalstatistix brings this rumourmongering to Asterix' attention, and he temporarily moves in with Obelix, leaving the baby alone with his "nursemaid".
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* GossipyHens: Impedimenta leads the charge when it comes to suspecting that the baby is Asterix' Asterix's own son. When "Aspidistra" arrives in the village, she and the other village wives immediately suspect her of being the baby's mother. Vitalstatistix brings this rumourmongering to Asterix' Asterix's attention, and he temporarily moves in with Obelix, leaving the baby alone with his "nursemaid".
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* RaceLift: For some odd reason, this story depicts Cleopatra as a Caucasian woman with a normal-looking nose. In all her subsequent appearances, she would revert to her original design from ''Recap/AsterixAndCleopatra''.
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* TheChewToy: Redbeard and his pirates, as usual.
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* WouldHurtAChild: Brutus, again.
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As Asterix and Obelix get up one morning, Obelix tells Asterix that he dreamt the stork visited their village and left a baby on their doorstep by mistake. An amused Asterix tells Obelix he needs to have a talk with him about the facts of life... and exits their house to find a baby on their doorstep!
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* CorrelationCausationGag: When the baby scampers through the village, smashing the door of every house, Asterix and Obelix follow the trail of destruction and see a thoroughly confused villager explaining to another villager across the remains of his door that he doesn't understand what happened: all he did was sneeze, and then when he opened his eyes...
* CorrelationCausationGag: When the baby scampers through the village, smashing the door of every house, Asterix and Obelix follow the trail of destruction and see a thoroughly confused villager explaining to another villager across the remains of his door that he doesn't understand what happened: all he did was sneeze, and then when he opened his eyes...
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt! Sensing Brutus' malicious designs on the baby, she had Caesarion sent to the one place she knew he would be safe: the Gaulish village.
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew [[EmperorAugustus Octavian]]...[[/note]]
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew [[EmperorAugustus Octavian]]...[[/note]]
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar UsefulNotes/GaiusJuliusCaesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra UsefulNotes/CleopatraVII of Egypt! Sensing Brutus' malicious designs on the baby, she had Caesarion sent to the one place she knew he would be safe: the Gaulish village.
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew[[EmperorAugustus [[UsefulNotes/{{Augustus}} Octavian]]...[[/note]]
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew
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* ReassignedToAntarctica: For his attempts on Caesarion's life, Brutus is sent by Caesar to the frontier of the Roman Empire in Germania to fight the local barbarian tribes.
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
Egypt! Sensing Brutus' malicious designs on the baby, she had Caesarion sent to the one place she knew he would be safe: the Gaulish village.
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As Asterix and Obelix get up one morning, Obelix tells Asterix that he dreamt the stork visited their village and left a baby on their doorstep by mistake. An amused Asterix tells Obelix he needs to have a talk with him about the facts of his life... and exits their house to find a baby on their doorstep!
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board).
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board).
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The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son...son, Caesarion... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew [[EmperorAugustus Octavian]]...[[/note]]
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board). The baby sleeps peacefully during the banquet, little knowing that he will one day rule Egypt alongside his mother as Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar.[[note]] Or that he will be executed at the age of seventeen on orders from Caesar's great-nephew [[EmperorAugustus Octavian]]...[[/note]]
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As Asterix and Obelix get up one morning, Obelix tells Asterix that he dreamt the stork visited their village and left a baby on their doorstep by mistake. An amused Asterix tells Obelix he needs to have a talk with him about the facts of his life... and exits their house to find a baby on their doorstep!
The baby soon begins crying; Asterix suspects he's hungry. Obelix says he knows babies drink milk, and goes out to fetch... a cow. A put-upon Asterix milks the cow and then changes the baby's nappy while Obelix fetches a gourd with a teat in it to use in feeding the baby. Asterix leaves Obelix to feed the baby and reports its presence to Vitalstatistix, Getafix, and Cacofonix, who, with prodding from Impedimenta, start wondering if perhaps Asterix is the father. This is soon forgotten when the sound of terrified mooing accompanies Obelix' voice from their house; the gourd he used to feed the baby still had magic potion in it, and now the baby has superhuman strength and is using it to swing the cow around by its tail.
Asterix and Obelix decide to go in search of the baby's parents; his linen clothing suggests to Asterix that his parents are wealthy Romans, and they decide to visit the local camps to ask for information. As they leave the village, they run into a patrol led by prefect Crismus Cactus, who claims to be taking an Imperial census; after pointing out that the village is not part of the Roman Empire, the two Gauls beat up the prefect and his troops, and resume their quest. Overhearing their comments about a baby, the prefect decides to return to Condatum (now known as Rennes).
After beating up the garrisons at Compendium, Laudanum, and Totorum, Asterix and Obelix still have no answers, but the centurion at Aquarium tells them the prefect they ran into is not conducting a census, but looking for a baby. As they head back to the village, the two Gauls (with Dogmatix and the baby in tow) run into the prefect's patrol (now minus the prefect); a legionary named Odoriferus tries to snatch the baby while the others are distracted, but falls afoul of his superhuman strength.
Asterix and Obelix return to the village to give Vitalstatistix a status report, while the baby escapes their house and demolishes the doors of every house in the village except that of Getafix... as the magic potion has finally worn off. Asterix and Obelix have a brief falling out over Obelix' irresponsibility with the baby; Asterix proves his own irresponsibility by leaving the baby unattended until he makes up with Obelix, and the baby escapes and ends up drinking the contents of a half-full cauldron of magic potion left unattended in Getafix' hut.
Meanwhile, in Condatum, Cactus has found Marcus Junius Brutus waiting for him, and tells him the baby has been found; Brutus seems particularly anxious to get his hands on the baby without Caesar knowing, and tells Cactus (off panel) the secret of his parentage. He and Cactus return to Armorica and set up their own camp (rather than risk one of the local camps getting word back to Caesar), and then send Odoriferus into the village disguised as a pedlar of baby rattles to kidnap the baby. He succeeds only in getting thrown about by the still extremely strong baby, and flees back to the camp.
Brutus next tries sending an embarrassed and furious Cactus into the village in drag as a nursemaid, where he asks for Asterix (further stoking the rumours that Asterix is the baby's father, and this mysterious woman is the mother). "Her" falsetto singing voice seems to be the only thing that can stop the baby from crying, so "she" is hired immediately. Cactus tries to sneak away with the baby under cover of darkness, but the baby's crying (and his attempts to stop him by singing) scupper this plan. He tries again the next day, but the baby, still feeling the effects of the potion, beats him senseless, and he, too, flees back to Brutus' camp in terror.
His patience spent, Brutus decides to follow through on his vow to put all Gaul to fire and the sword if the baby is not recovered, and that night, he has flaming arrows fired into the village, setting it ablaze. Vitalstatistix directs Impedimenta to lead the women and children of the village (including the baby) down to the beach, while the men are given magic potion and launch a counterattack against the Romans. While they are thus engaged, Brutus confronts Impedimenta and demands the baby, who scampers toward him... and finds the magic potion has worn off. Brutus jumps into a rowboat and heads out to a ship waiting just offshore, crewed by Redbeard and his band of pirates (who ponder taking the baby for themselves and demanding a ransom).
The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board).
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The baby soon begins crying; Asterix suspects he's hungry. Obelix says he knows babies drink milk, and goes out to fetch... a cow. A put-upon Asterix milks the cow and then changes the baby's nappy while Obelix fetches a gourd with a teat in it to use in feeding the baby. Asterix leaves Obelix to feed the baby and reports its presence to Vitalstatistix, Getafix, and Cacofonix, who, with prodding from Impedimenta, start wondering if perhaps Asterix is the father. This is soon forgotten when the sound of terrified mooing accompanies Obelix' voice from their house; the gourd he used to feed the baby still had magic potion in it, and now the baby has superhuman strength and is using it to swing the cow around by its tail.
Asterix and Obelix decide to go in search of the baby's parents; his linen clothing suggests to Asterix that his parents are wealthy Romans, and they decide to visit the local camps to ask for information. As they leave the village, they run into a patrol led by prefect Crismus Cactus, who claims to be taking an Imperial census; after pointing out that the village is not part of the Roman Empire, the two Gauls beat up the prefect and his troops, and resume their quest. Overhearing their comments about a baby, the prefect decides to return to Condatum (now known as Rennes).
After beating up the garrisons at Compendium, Laudanum, and Totorum, Asterix and Obelix still have no answers, but the centurion at Aquarium tells them the prefect they ran into is not conducting a census, but looking for a baby. As they head back to the village, the two Gauls (with Dogmatix and the baby in tow) run into the prefect's patrol (now minus the prefect); a legionary named Odoriferus tries to snatch the baby while the others are distracted, but falls afoul of his superhuman strength.
Asterix and Obelix return to the village to give Vitalstatistix a status report, while the baby escapes their house and demolishes the doors of every house in the village except that of Getafix... as the magic potion has finally worn off. Asterix and Obelix have a brief falling out over Obelix' irresponsibility with the baby; Asterix proves his own irresponsibility by leaving the baby unattended until he makes up with Obelix, and the baby escapes and ends up drinking the contents of a half-full cauldron of magic potion left unattended in Getafix' hut.
Meanwhile, in Condatum, Cactus has found Marcus Junius Brutus waiting for him, and tells him the baby has been found; Brutus seems particularly anxious to get his hands on the baby without Caesar knowing, and tells Cactus (off panel) the secret of his parentage. He and Cactus return to Armorica and set up their own camp (rather than risk one of the local camps getting word back to Caesar), and then send Odoriferus into the village disguised as a pedlar of baby rattles to kidnap the baby. He succeeds only in getting thrown about by the still extremely strong baby, and flees back to the camp.
Brutus next tries sending an embarrassed and furious Cactus into the village in drag as a nursemaid, where he asks for Asterix (further stoking the rumours that Asterix is the baby's father, and this mysterious woman is the mother). "Her" falsetto singing voice seems to be the only thing that can stop the baby from crying, so "she" is hired immediately. Cactus tries to sneak away with the baby under cover of darkness, but the baby's crying (and his attempts to stop him by singing) scupper this plan. He tries again the next day, but the baby, still feeling the effects of the potion, beats him senseless, and he, too, flees back to Brutus' camp in terror.
His patience spent, Brutus decides to follow through on his vow to put all Gaul to fire and the sword if the baby is not recovered, and that night, he has flaming arrows fired into the village, setting it ablaze. Vitalstatistix directs Impedimenta to lead the women and children of the village (including the baby) down to the beach, while the men are given magic potion and launch a counterattack against the Romans. While they are thus engaged, Brutus confronts Impedimenta and demands the baby, who scampers toward him... and finds the magic potion has worn off. Brutus jumps into a rowboat and heads out to a ship waiting just offshore, crewed by Redbeard and his band of pirates (who ponder taking the baby for themselves and demanding a ransom).
The distraught Impedimenta tells Asterix and Obelix what happened to the baby, and as Redbeard's ship is still moored offshore, they swim out to it, causing the pirates to abandon ship. Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix give Brutus a much-deserved thumping and return to shore, just in time for the arrival of Julius Caesar himself, wondering what Brutus has been doing in Armorica. As he asks who the baby is who has caused all this fuss, a voice tells him the baby is his own son... a voice belonging to the baby's mother, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt!
Caesar punishes Brutus by having him sent to Germania, and promises the Gauls that his engineers will re-build their village. The celebratory banquet takes place not in the village, but on Queen Cleopatra's barge, where Asterix finally gives Obelix an overdue lecture on the facts of life (which Obelix still doesn't take on board).
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* GossipyHens: Impedimenta leads the charge when it comes to suspecting that the baby is Asterix' own son. When "Aspidistra" arrives in the village, she and the other village wives immediately suspect her of being the baby's mother. Vitalstatistix brings this rumourmongering to Asterix' attention, and he temporarily moves in with Obelix, leaving the baby alone with his "nursemaid".
* KnightOfCerebus:Brutus.Brutus' arrival heralds a particularly dark turn for the ''Asterix'' series, as the village is burned to the ground and Impedimenta is left broken by her failure to keep the baby safe.
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* VerbalTic: Odoriferus has, like, a very distinctive, sort of, way of speaking, y'know. Mocked by Brutus when he tries to refuse the order to go undercover in the village:
-->'''Brutus:''' Then you'll, like, get to be dinner for the lions in the Circus, '''Y'KNOW!'''
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* VerbalTic: Odoriferus has, like, a very distinctive, sort of, way of speaking, y'know. Mocked by Brutus when he tries to refuse the order to go undercover in the village:
-->'''Brutus:''' Then you'll, like, get to be dinner for the lions in the Circus, '''Y'KNOW!'''
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* EnfantTerrible: While unmalicious, the baby, when tanked on magic Potion, becomes a force to be reckoned with. And since his biggest influences are [[DestructiveSaviours [[DestructiveSaviour Asterix and Obelix]], he thinks tossing people around and breaking doors is fun and games.
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* InfantTerrible: EnfantTerrible: While unmalicious, the baby, when tanked on magic Potion, becomes a force to be reckoned with. And since his biggest influences are [[DestructiveSaviors [[DestructiveSaviours Asterix and Obelix]], he thinks tossing people around and breaking doors is fun and games.
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* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Unless your name is Asterix and Obelix, don't think about getting near the baby. Why? See below...
* DoorstopBaby: What kicks off the plot.
* InfantTerrible: While unmalicious, the baby, when tanked on magic Potion, becomes a force to be reckoned with. And since his biggest influences are [[DestructiveSaviors Asterix and Obelix]], he thinks tossing people around and breaking doors is fun and games.
* KnightOfCerebus: Brutus.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: While [[TheChewToy the pirates]] are willing to go along with Brutus' scheme at first, they jump ship when ''they'' approach.
-->'''Pirate Captain:''' You don't know us, you haven't seen us, and now we're quits, Roman!
