History Radar / Jessie

** Also from that episode, Mr. Kipling is wrapped around Bertram's leg. Jessie offers to remove him but Bertram says the little guy is [[SomethingElseAlsoRises growing on him]].

* "They're called ''tools''." "You guys are the tools."

---> '''Mrs. Chesterfield'''- How about some, rub a dub tubs?

* In the Freaky Freakend episode, when Jessie and Zuri first switch bodies, Zuri(in Jessie's body) comments "Why do I feel like I'm falling forward?" Then places her hand on her chest.

** In the Freaky Freakend episode, when Jessie and Zuri first switch bodies, Zuri(in Jessie's body) comments "Why do I feel like I'm falling forward?" Then places her hand on her chest.

** Luke mentioned that he filmed Jessie while she slept.

'''Luke:''' I'll show you moon! *prepares to pull down his pants*\\
'''Emma:''' *pushes Luke onto couch and smacks him with pillow*

** In the same episode, Emma tells Bertram that she'll have to euthanize him… [[spoiler: turns out she meant "youthanize", as in "make younger-looking"]].

* "They're called ''tools.''" "You guys are the tools."

* [[AccidentalInnuendo "Would you like to see a picture of my lizard?"]]

-->'''Jessie:''' Feels like someone's watching me.
-->'''Luke:''' Well, what do you expect when you wear a dress like that?
-->'''Jessie:''' Not you!

* In "Badfellas", Vincent gives Luke & Ravi bathroom passes… to the ''girls''' bathroom. When Luke points this out, Vincent replies with "You're welcome!".
** Also from that episode;
-->'''Luke''': I still have a lizard tooth buried in my buttcheek. Wanna see?
-->'''Vincent''': Woah, we're not that close. (pulls shirt down)

** Luke mentioned that he filmed Jessie while she slept.

** This line:
-->'''Jessie''': And you too, sister, take the '''fuck'''.

* In "Jessie's Big Break, Jessie throws a suitcase in [=McD=]'s crotch before she says "End Scene".

* "The Trouble with Tessie", when Jessie goes out to a dinner with Tony she becomes convinced that he is going to propose to her. Tony's mother approve because Jessie has "child-bearing hips."

** "As soon as someone decides to have 'the talk' with me."

** We get a ''very'' good look at Jessie's cleavage when she puts down the red dress.

* ''The Trouble with Tessie'', when Jessie goes out to a dinner with Tony she becomes convinced that he is going to propose to her. Tony's mother approve because Jessie has "child-bearing hips."

* In "Make New Friends But Hide the Old", Emma's bust enhancers for her costume get a couple jokes.

* "You don't even want to know what she did to my Build-A-Baboon. [[GroinAttack Now he'll NEVER have children]]!"

* Ravi in ep. 3: "A pain in the asshram." (Refering to the landlady who would later take away his pet lizard.)

* "Do you have an off switch?"
** "Yeah. You wanna try and find it?"

** "Pepper spray? Is this for victim of a salt?"

* When Jessie says "somebody pinch me" (or something to that effect), Luke reaches out towards her butt and says, "I'm on it." She turns around and grabs his wrist before he can do anything, though.
** And just in case it seemed subtle, as she stops him, Jessie specifically warns him not to pinch "it."

** "Twins are awesome. Do you know what I would do if there were two Jessie's?"

* "As long as he doesn't touch my end zone."

* "All day, you've been trying to get with this."

* "Pepper spray? Is this for victim of a salt?"

** In the same episode, near the end, Jessie picks up the magazine and finds a picture of someone called Taylor. Then she starts flipping the page back and forth while saying, "On, off, on, off," like it's a holographic picture. Whether it's the person's shirt or pants, we're not told...

* In one episode Emma locks Jessie in her room, causing Jessie to hitch a ride with the window-washer. Of course the scaffold starts moving causing Jessie to fall over head-first into a Bucket filled with a liquid substance. This prompts Jessie to ask the man where he goes to the bathroom up there, causing the man to look at the bucket on Jessie's head and then look away. So yes, a bucket full of pee splashes all over Jessie.

* In the same episode, near the end, Jessie picks up the magazine and finds a picture of someone called Taylor. Then she starts flipping the page back and forth while saying, "On, off, on, off," like it's a holographic picture. Whether it's the person's shirt or pants, we're not told...

* In "Used Karma", Emma and Jessie discuss bra-stuffing. Emma is very excited to get her new issue of Leopard Beat, which is no surprise, however the bra-stuffing feature is the first thing she mentions from it.

* "Now go up there and kick some asteroid."
** Ravi then says something similar in ep. 3: "A pain in the asshram." (Refering to the landlady who would later take away his pet lizard.)

* "My parents say the stork brought me, but seventh graders have a more interesting theory!"