History Quotes / YoutubePoop

->"I'm going to [[PedoHunt shag children]] all around the world, [[CrossesTheLineTwice and release SEMEN]]!"

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]''', [[http://youtu.be/FOk1BWKBOas YouTube Poop - Numerous Lemon Sightings]]

->"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], Franchise/LyricalNanoha, or [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] on there"

->'''King Harkinian:''' After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, THEN after you've scrubbed all of 'me'', THEN after you rub oil on my penis, THEN you can rub my dick, THEN you can eat shit, THEN you can take MAH BOI to ''DINNER''.\\

->'''King Harkinian:''' After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat shit, then you can take mah boi to dinner.\\

'''King Harkinian:''' Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies.\\
'''Zelda:''' But father, what if--\\
'''King Harkinian:''' Then, after you [[[SdrawkcabSpeech reversed speech]]], then you can help me pee in the morning, then, after you go on a '''DIE'''-et, then you can... then you can... Hmm. Help?\\

'''Gwonam:''' Beat off and come onto Ganon's beautiful face!

->"WebAnimation/YouTubePoop -- it's both good ''and'' bad!"

-->-- WebAnimation/YouTubePoop forums user The Red Mage on Website/TvTropes

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Amon]]''', ''[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lthpiHT7ggA Mako Explores his Sexuality]]''

-->-- '''Narrator''', ''[[http://youtu.be/kP_EGSOEGAE Youtube Poop: YooGee's Undying Love for Portable Consoles]]''`

->''"Global warming, [[PrecisionFStrike mothafucka]], you heard 'er!"''

'''Gwonam''': You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! Now get on the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] carpet!

-> '''Creator/JoanCrawford''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with [[VideoGame/HongKong97 Chin]], fellas!

-> '''[[WebVideo/GloveAndBoots Mario]]''': R-R-R-Ready for top ten reasons why ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 a herd of]]'' ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']]'' ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 ugly reds]]'' is no good!

->'''King Harkinian:''' After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat ship, then you can take mah boi to dinner.\\

'''King Harkinian:''' Then, after you [[[RewindGag reversed speech]]] then you can help me pee in the morning, then, after you go on a '''DIE'''-t, then you can... then you can... Hmm. Help?\\

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 ''Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids'']]

-->-- WebAnimation/YouTubePoop forums user The Red Mage on Wiki/TvTropes

Of deplorable rubbish imaginable!\\

Penis!\\

Mangled up in tangled up knots!''

Your pingas is splotched with moldy purple spots,''\\

You have the... [[GagPenis thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot piiiiingaaas!]]\\

Pingas!\\

'Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment\\

-->''[[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas You're a mean one,]] Dr. Robotnik!\\

->''"Snoo'''ping as''' usual, I see!"''
-->-- '''Dr. Robotnik'''

-->'''Gwonam''': Ganon seized Koridai!\\

-- -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nNI371BDrg Repoop: Mario's Time Travelling Sucks]]

-> '''[[WebOriginal/GloveAndBoots Mario]]''': R-R-R-Ready for top ten reasons why ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 a herd of]]'' ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']]'' ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 ugly reds]]'' is no good!

->'''Gwonam''': Link! That was Meen!
->'''Link''': My bad. I'll go apologise.
->'''Gwonam''': No, Link, I meant VideoGame/IMMeen!
->'''Link''': Then you're a dick.
->'''Gwonam''': Oh, for Christ's sake!

->''"Youtube poop. Where there's smoke, there's vespene gas!"''

-->'''Link''': Great! I'll grab my stuff!\\

--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLCP4KAL0oI Fat Blue Penguin Man Does Something]]; in this scene, the "something" is ordering an appetizer with an OverlyLongName.

--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdlsAeu_n3k Robotnik Watches TV]]

->''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[LargeHam throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife touch the green button]]. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'' Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."''

->"[[ShapedLikeItself "The best defense is a good defense"]]

--> "For the LOVE of GOD, don't just quote ME, leave a more clever comment! And learn how to spell!"
--> -- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Frollo]]''' leaving a [[TheStinger stinger message]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo Get A Life]]

--> "This town ain't so bad. Good angels, lots of friends, [[TitleDrop numerous lemon sightings]]...
--> -- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]''', [[http://youtu.be/FOk1BWKBOas YouTube Poop - Numerous Lemon Sightings]]

--> '''Nardwaur''': "You have a record review of the Music/FleetFoxes, it has like nine views!"
--> '''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''': "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt too."
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rdkNhyoHc Anthony Fantano Destroys his Career.]]

--> ''"Once upon a time, in the magical land part of Website/YouTube, there were two regal Website/YouTube poopers who created shit for their subscribers. To do this, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/AlarmCopter AlarmCopter]] used Pony Vegas to raise the sus at dawn. [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ManMonocle Man Monocle]] used iMovie to create dick jokes."''
--> -- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3LO9HAt39s Pony is Pony: Crystal Empire State of Mind [Collab Entry] ]]''

--> ''"One day at a camp, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we were playing Don't Tell Your Mother]], [[AssShove and I had to get twenty thousand pickles in my butt.]]"''
--> -- '''Creator/MichaelRosen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy42P4gOi2E The Wawaw and Other Tales of Rosenry]]

--> ''"Boggle?"''
--> -- '''Hank Hill'''

--> '''Gwonam''': Ganon seized Koridai!
--> '''Link''': Great! I'll grab my stuff!
--> '''Gwonam''': There is no time. Your sword is enough!
--> '''Link''': You sure? I've got like five or six quests' worth of stuff in the back! I could-
--> '''Gwonam''': We do not have the time! Go get your sword!
--> '''Link''': But I've got eight pouches of bombs!
--> '''Gwonam''': All you need is your sword!
--> '''Link''': Can I just-
--> '''Gwonam''': You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! Now get on the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] carpet!
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xi7CXtJ8w Alternate Endings]]

--> '''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Tenzin]]''': "When I was a boy, Firelord Zuko told me the story of how Avatar Aang heroically ended peace and harmony" *cue explosion plus scream*
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDrK56jTnI [Avatar KORRA YTP] Avatar Korra's retarded day]]

--> '''Creator/JoanCrawford''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with [[VideoGame/HongKong97 Chin]], fellas!
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nNI371BDrg Repoop: Mario's Time Travelling Sucks]]

--> '''[[WebOriginal/GloveAndBoots Mario]]''': R-R-R-Ready for top ten reasons why ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 a herd of]]'' ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']]'' ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 ugly reds]]'' is no good!
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nNI371BDrg Repoop: Mario's Time Travelling Sucks]]

--> '''[[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa King Dedede]]''': I'll have some [[ManipulativeEditing pussy]] and I'll start off with some monster-pussy-chateaubriand-briand-chateau-chateau-two-for-mah-two-for-mah-briand steak!

--> ''"If you need instructions on how to make toast, you will die!"''
--> -- '''Mario''', ''[[https://youtu.be/ISJXJiL9_7E Robotnik Throws a PROMOTION Party]]''

--> -- ''Dr. Rabbit,'' from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruF1P9wfH0M#t=1m55s Dr. Rabbit's Ass Shag World Tour]]

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Fish]]''': [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters It wasn't that funny.]]
--> --[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQYBJTrV0g Spingebill's Paranoia (or How I Stopped Hating and Became Yours)]]

--> ''[[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas You're a mean one,]] Dr. Robotnik!''
--> ''You have termites in your pingas!''
--> ''Your piness is a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!''
--> ''Your pingas is splotched with moldy purple spots,''
--> ''Your pingas is cuddly as a cactus,''
--> ''Your piness is full of spiders,''
--> ''You've got garlic in your pingas''
--> ''You have the... [[GagPenis thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot piiiiingaaas!]]''
--> ''The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:''
--> ''Pingas!''
--> ''Piness!''
--> ''Penis!''
--> ''Your pingas is an appalling dump heap,''
--> ''Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment''
--> ''Of deplorable rubbish imaginable!''
--> ''Mangled up in tangled up knots!''

-->'''Gwonam''': Link! That was Meen!
-->'''Link''': My bad. I'll go apologise.
-->'''Gwonam''': No, Link, I meant VideoGame/IMMeen!
-->'''Link''': Then you're a dick.
-->'''Gwonam''': Oh, for Christ's sake!
--> -- [[https://youtu.be/lYmRSb3p5OA Return of the Meen]]

-->'''The Tourettes Guy''': I want biggie fries, and give me two cheeseburgers to drink!
--> --[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc42flL_2hA {YTP} MICHAEL ROSEN HAS TOURETTES!]]

->'''King Harkinian:''' After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat [[{{Mondegreen}} ship]], then you can take mah boi to dinner.\\

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHE3BAt_44A Hellfire in 5 seconds]]''

--> -- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]]''' leaving a [[TheStinger stinger message]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo Get A Life]]

'''King Harkinian:''' Then, after you [unintelligible] then you can help me pee in the morning, then, after you go on a '''DIE'''-t, then you can... then you can... Hmm. Help?\\