History Quotes / YouAreFat

->"''Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? There's nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two-hundred and ten. Fatty.''"
-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}}''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''

'''Douche:''' C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips Chips! I've known you forever, bro, and I would never disrespect you with a lie. I will tell you very much [[Main/BaitAndSwitchComment that you look fuckin' disgusting, bro!]]\\

->''"Two words: eat less and exercise."''
-->-- '''Schnozmo''' to Wanda, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "Double-Oh Schnozmo!"

->"We've got a fun night planned for you, viewers at home! But, uh... heh, potentially, you folks might need a ''widescreen'' for [[ChubbyChef this guy]]! I mean, seriously! You really gotta lay off the meatballs, Mr. Pisghetti! You're startin' to ''look'' like one!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/PizzaTower: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytHwvfYsqvs Peppino Vs. The Noise]]''

->'''Stephen Nolan:''' Do you know what my passion is? My passion is-\\
'''Katie Hopkins:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Eating.]]
-->-- ''Creator/TheBBC''

->'''Cell:''' Oh, my dear boy. I think I finally realized what I inherited from ''you''...\\
'''Gohan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Not my BMI, obviously.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Kyle:''' Cartman, you're such a ''fat ass'', that when you walk down the street people go, "GOD DAMMIT, THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!"\\
'''Cartman:''' No, they don't, you jealous weakling!\\
'''Passerby:''' Goddamn, that's a big fat ass!\\
'''Cartman:''' ''Ay!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''There are five levels of fatness, there's [[HollywoodPudgy Big]], [[{{Acrofatic}} Healthy]], [[IAmBigBoned Husky]], [[BigFun Fluffy]], and '''[[SuddenlyShouting DAMN!]]''' [[FatAndProud I'm still Number Four]]. "Well, how do you know when you're Number Five?" 'Cause people will tell you. You try to get on a crowded elevator, and the people will go "WOAH! '''DAMN!'''"''
-->-- '''Creator/GabrielIglesias''', some time before he classified Number Six as [[OhCrap "Oh, hell no!"]]

->"[[Creator/GordonRamsay Gordon]] came into the garden and said, 'Thank you very much, Marco, for ruining a nice day.' I said, 'Why don't you sue me for loss of enjoyment?' He came back with, 'You fat bastard. I've always wanted to call you that'. I said, 'Is that the best you can do?' Gordon left. [[{{beat}} There was silence in the garden.]]"
-->-- '''Marco Pierre White''', ''White Slave''

->'''[=<+DethFromAbove>=]''' rmuser she is not ugly\\
'''[=<+DethFromAbove>=]''' she is fat yeah\\
'''[=<+DethFromAbove>=]''' but I saw past that\\
'''[=<+DethFromAbove>=]''' I don't know what to call that\\
'''[=<+DethFromAbove>=]''' I'm not sure if it's love or what\\
'''[=<@rmuser>=]''' gravitational lensing
-->-- '''Bash.org''' quote #828460 [[http://bash.org/?828460]]

->'''''HE'S FAT!!!'''''
-->-- '''Wrestling/ScottSteiner''' on '''Wrestling/SamoaJoe'''

->'''Heckler''': You're fat! I'm unsubbing!\\
'''Brian''': There's something I don't get about that comment: in ''every video'', I'm fat. Did you not notice I was fat when you first subscribed? It's kind of apparent.
-->-- ''WebVideo/BrianHull'', "Disney Villains Read Mean Comments"

->'''Andy Larkin''': I'm on a roll!\\
'''Jen Larkin''': Looks like the roll is on you-- roll of fat that is!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WhatsWithAndy'', "Weight to Go, Andy"

->'''Engineer:''' That's right! It was me [who killed Heavy]!\\
'''Spy:''' YouMonster\\
'''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Heavy]]:''' But WHYYYYYYY!?\\
'''Engineer:''' 'Coz you're fat, boy!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HeavyIsDead''

->"Listen, you look like a seal."
-->-- '''Music/UnknownP''', to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sloth Charlie Sloth]]

->"''Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? There's nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two-hundred and ten. Fatty.''"
-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}}''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''

->'''Chris''': Now, if you'll excuse me, I shall select three things from Stewie's room that I wish to be mine!\\
'''Stewie''': There's a book in there on how to eat healthy! Why don't you take that, you fat [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Mrs. Applegate:''' Jerome...do you know how bad my head hurts right now?\\
'''Jerome:''' Not more than the waistband on those shorts I'm guessing.\\
'''Mrs. Applegate:''' Okay, now I'm mad!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Kindergarten2''

->"Better end your stream, you '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FAT MOTHERFUCKER!]]''''' RONALDO BETTER! Fatass! You fatass! Chubby fuck! You got four necks! Don't ever draw me like that! The fuck is wrong with this ''fatass''? You better end your stream! Big boy! You big ''monster''!"
-->-- '''[=IShowSpeed=]''' to '''Steak'''

->'''Davey:''' Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight. Jelly jugs, the next time you come on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?\\
'''Whitey:''' ''[comforting the fat kid]'' He was just kidding son, [[ComplimentBackfire you've got very nice boobs.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights''

->"We've got a fun night planned for you, viewers at home! But, uh... heh, potentially, you folks might need a ''widescreen'' for [[ChubbyChef this guy]]! I mean, seriously! You really gotta lay off the meatballs, Mr. Pasketti! You're startin' to ''look'' like one!"

->"We've got a fun night planned for you, viewers at home! But, uh... heh, potentially, you folks might need a ''wide screen'' for [[ChubbyChef this guy]]! I mean, seriously! You really gotta lay off the meatballs, Mr. Pasketti! You're startin' to ''look'' like one!"

->“Paula, which kind would you like?” Mrs Polestar was leaned over the table, cutting the pies into slices.\\
“I’d like some of the apple, please,” she said softly.\\
“No problem, kiddo.” she responded, making no indication of noticing Paula’s gloom. “And you, Ness?”\\
“Um, yes please.” Despite the dour mood, he and Paula had walked a long way living off of juice boxes and cookies. He gazed longingly at the golden, plump pies sitting on the table.\\
“Well, not ''too'' much, since it looks like you already get plenty.” Mrs Polestar said with a pursed smile, cutting him a thin slice.\\
The implication hit Ness like a dumbbell. He closed his mouth and suddenly became intensely interested in the pattern of the placemat.
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21680089/chapters/51705415 The Pride Of Twoson]]''

->“Paula, which kind would you like?” Mrs Polestar was leaned over the table, cutting the pies into slices.
->“I’d like some of the apple, please,” she said softly.
->“No problem, kiddo.” she responded, making no indication of noticing Paula’s gloom. “And you, Ness?”
->“Um, yes please.” Despite the dour mood, he and Paula had walked a long way living off of juice boxes and cookies. He gazed longingly at the golden, plump pies sitting on the table.
->“Well, not ''too'' much, since it looks like you already get plenty.” Mrs Polestar said with a pursed smile, cutting him a thin slice.
->The implication hit Ness like a dumbbell. He closed his mouth and suddenly became intensely interested in the pattern of the placemat.

->'''Heckler''': "You're fat! I'm unsubbing!"
->'''Brian''': "There's something I don't get about that comment: in ''every video'', I'm fat. Did you not notice I was fat when you first subscribed? It's kind of apparent."

->'''Lana Loud''': "Hold on there, Lola! I'm not so sure you should be eating this."
->'''Lola Loud''': "Why not?"
->'''Lana Loud''': "Because... because you're not gonna win any more of those pageants if you get ''fat''!"
->'''Lola Loud''': "I am ''not'' getting fat!"
->'''Lana Loud''': "Are too! You're turning into a little piglet! Piggy piggy piggy!"
->'''Lola Loud''': "Yeah, well, look who's talking, tubby! You're the fattest one in the house!"
->'''Lana Loud''': "Nuh-uh! Only girly-girls get fat. Girls like me get ''pudgy''."
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Girls, ''please''! Neither of you are fat, okay? Just eat your breakfast."

->'''Andy Larkin''': "I'm on a roll!"
->'''Jen Larkin''': "Looks like the roll is on you-- roll of fat that is!"

->'''Kyle:''' Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go "GODDAMNIT, THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!"\\

'''Passerby:''' GODDAMN! THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!\\

'''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Heavy]]:''' But WHYYYYYYY!?\\

'''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Heavy]]:''' But WHYYYYYYY!?\\