History Quotes / YandereSimulator

->'''''"WARNING:''' This game contains bullying, kidnapping, [[ColdBloodedTorture torture]], [[KillEmAll murder]], [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]], graphic violence, partial nudity, kittens, [[RunningGag raw sewage, cooked sewage, microwave-ready sewage]], true nightmares, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch monstrosities]], [[VideoGame/{{Hitman}} bald assassins]], [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry DK]] [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 Mode]], [[Manga/DragonBall fake tans]], [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titans]], [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} murderous ice fairies]], [[VideoGame/{{FZero}} impossibly-strong]] [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan punches]], [[VideoGame/{{Hatred}} genocide crusades]], [[Music/TheLivingTombstone spooky scary skeletons]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain STANDING ON THE EDGE]], zombies, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], [[HornyDevils succubi]], lewd manga, [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair pink-haired]] [[CreatorCameo schoolgirls]], [[GameBreakingBug game-breaking bugs]], [[SelfDeprecation an over-worked programmer]], and much worse."''

%%Please do not add anything regarding the drama going on with YandereDev to this page as it violates Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement.

->''"I saw that! [[YouMonster You]] disgusting pervert! That's absolutely unacceptable!"''

->''"[[KilledMidSentence What are you—]]"''

->''I can't feel anything. For as long as I can remember, I've never been able to feel emotions. I pretend to be normal when I'm around other people, but on the inside, I feel nothing. It's not as bad as it may sound. I know that I'm broken, but I don't care. This is normal for me. But everything changed when I met him… my Senpai. For the first time, I felt something. A strong desire. A longing. A yearning. A craving. Now I finally understand what it means to be human. To be alive. I'm addicted to the way he makes me feel. I don't care about anything else. He is everything to me. And now, someone is trying to take him from me. She wants him, but not in the same way that I want him. She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn't deserve him. He belongs to me alone. She has taught me a new emotion… Rage. I want to stop her. I want to hurt her. I want to kill her. There is nothing I won't do for Senpai. I won't let anyone come between us. [[MurderTheHypotenuse I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill.]] I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. '''No one''' else matters. Senpai. Will. Be. Mine. …He doesn't have a choice.''

%%Don't bother putting anything negative about YandereDev on the page, he WILL remove it.

-->-- '''Sensei''' (in-game when you're caught taking {{Panty Shot}}s)

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'''He will be mine.'''\\

But...someone...is trying to take him from me.\\

She wants him, but not in the same way that I want him. She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn't deserve him. He belongs to me. I have to stop her. Even if it means hurting her. '''Even if it means killing her.'''\\

There is nothing that I won't do for him. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. '''No one''' else matters. '''He will be mine.'''\\
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There is nothing that I won't do for him. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. '''No one''' else matters.\\

He will be mine.\\
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He doesn't have a choice."

-->-- '''Sensei''' (in-game when you're caught taking PantyShots)

-->-- '''[=AzzMan=]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHCRd4JuC4s&index=15&list=PLUYEy2T8sDk4i5FX8RnaKg8_8jfFxBJm6 Let's Play Video at past 6:30]]

-->-- '''[=AzzMan=]''' [[https://youtu.be/bIAwEbRya_Y?list=PLUYEy2T8sDk4i5FX8RnaKg8_8jfFxBJm6&t=437 dragging Kokona Haruka]]

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Vegeta]]''', ''[[WebVideo/TwoSaiyansPlay Renegade for Life]]''

->'''''"WARNING:''' This game contains bullying, kidnapping, [[ColdBloodedTorture torture]], [[KillEmAll murder]], [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]], graphic violence, partial nudity, kittens, [[RunningGag raw sewage, cooked sewage, microwave-ready sewage]], true nightmares, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch monstrosities]], [[VideoGame/{{Hitman}} bald assassins]], [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry DK]] [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 Mode]], [[Manga/DragonBall fake tans]], [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titans]], [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} murderous ice fairies]], [[VideoGame/{{FZero}} impossibly-strong]] [[OnePunchMan punches]], [[VideoGame/{{Hatred}} genocide crusades]], [[Music/TheLivingTombstone spooky scary skeletons]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain STANDING ON THE EDGE]], zombies, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], [[HornyDevils succubi]], lewd manga, [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair pink-haired]] [[CreatorCameo schoolgirls]], [[GameBreakingBug game-breaking bugs]], [[SelfDeprecation an over-worked programmer]], and much worse."''

-->-- "Senpai Notice Me", a fan song by '''Random Encounters'''

-->-- '''[=YandereDev=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYwI6gRaaE 01/6/2016 update]]

-->-- '''[=YandereDev=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYwI6gRaaE 01/6/2016 update]]

->''"I'm quite curious to see how you [[GamerChick play video games]] with those [[BuxomIsBetter huge bazookas]]. Let's see. This'll be interesting. Do you flip them behind your shoulder so you can see the monitor? Or do you just shove them into the screen?"''
-->-- '''[=AzzMan=]''' [[https://youtu.be/xxuehs0CAHI?list=PLUYEy2T8sDk4i5FX8RnaKg8_8jfFxBJm6&t=110 commenting on Pippi Osu, after he heavily modded the character models]]

->''"Let's take this [[{{Engrish}} knaifu]]… AND END THIS BITCH'S [[{{Engrish}} LAIFU]]!''
-->-- '''Kubz Scouts''', said occasionally upon killing someone, usually [[ButtMonkey Midori]]

->''All I know is this school's full of murder-making tools''
->''It's uncanny, but dandy for me!''

->''"After all, at its core, Yandere Simulator is a horror game. Where '''you''' are the monster..."''

->''"En una de sus últimas versiones, su desarrollador [=YandereDev=] nos ha conmovido insertando en el juego la posibilidad de electrocutar a otras alumnas en el baño, deshacerte de los cadáveres escondiéndolos en cubos de basura así como desnudar a Yandere-chan"'' [[labelnote:Translation]]"In one of the latest versions, developer [=YandereDev=] has thrilled us by inserting into the game the possibility of electrocuting other students in the toilet, getting rid of corpses by hiding them in dumpsters, as well as Yandere-chan stripping nude."[[/labelnote]]

-> "OH SHIT, IT'S BUDO!"

-> "Let's take this [[{{Engrish}} knaifu]]...AND END THIS BITCH'S [[{{Engrish}} LAIFU]]!
-->-- '''Kubz Scouts''', said occasionally upon killing someone

->''I can't feel anything. For as long as I can remember, I've never been able to feel emotions. I pretend to be normal when I'm around other people, but on the inside, I feel nothing. It's not as bad as it may sound. I know that I'm broken, but I don't care. This is normal for me. But everything changed when I met him… my Senpai. For the first time, I felt something. A strong desire. A longing. A yearning. A craving. Now I finally understand what it means to be human. To be alive. I'm addicted to the way he makes me feel. I don't care about anything else. He is everything to me. And now, someone is trying to take him from me. She wants him, but not in the same way that I want him. She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn't deserve him. He belongs to me alone. She has taught me a new emotion… Rage. I want to stop her. I want to hurt her. I want to kill her. There is nothing I won't do for Senpai. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. '''No one''' else matters. Senpai. Will. Be. Mine. …He doesn't have a choice.''

->''"Teacher! This girl[[labelnote:†]] (Kokona Haruka)[[/labelnote]] died of natural causes! And this boy[[labelnote:‡]] (Haruto Yuto)[[/labelnote]]… '''needs''' to die of natural causes!"''

->''"WARNING:''' This game contains bullying, kidnapping, [[ColdBloodedTorture torture]], [[KillEmAll murder]], [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]], graphic violence, partial nudity, kittens, [[RunningGag raw sewage, cooked sewage, microwave-ready sewage]], true nightmares, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch monstrosities]], [[VideoGame/{{Hitman}} bald assassins]], [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry DK]] [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 Mode]], [[Manga/DragonBall fake tans]], [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titans]], [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} murderous ice fairies]], [[VideoGame/{{FZero}} impossibly-strong]] [[OnePunchMan punches]], [[VideoGame/{{Hatred}} genocide crusades]], [[Music/TheLivingTombstone spooky scary skeletons]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain STANDING ON THE EDGE]], zombies, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], [[HornyDevils succubi]], lewd manga, [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair pink-haired]] [[CreatorCameo schoolgirls]], [[GameBreakingBug game-breaking bugs]], [[SelfDeprecation an over-worked programmer]], and much worse."''

-> "Let's take this [[Engrish knaifu]]...AND END THIS BITCH'S [[Engrish LAIFU]]!

->''I can't feel anything. For as long as I can remember, I've never been able to feel emotions. I pretend to be normal when I'm around other people, but on the inside, I feel nothing. It's not as bad as it may sound. I know that I'm broken, but I don't care. This is normal for me. But everything changed when I met him...my Senpai. For the first time, I felt something. A strong desire. A longing. A yearning. A craving. Now I finally understand what it means to be human. To be alive. I'm addicted to the way he makes me feel. I don't care about anything else. He is everything to me. And now, someone is trying to take him from me. She wants him, but not in the same way that I want him. She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn't deserve him. He belongs to me alone. She has taught me a new emotion… Rage. I want to stop her. I want to hurt her. I want to kill her. There is nothing I won't do for Senpai. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. ''No one'' else matters. Senpai. Will. Be. Mine. …He doesn't have a choice.''

->''"Looks like it still works… as long as it's recording, I might as well say something… How long has it been since I last used this thing? It's been at least two decades… almost three? Those were better times. I was so young back then. My future seemed… so bright. I remember following my dreams, I remember a promising career, I remember being… happy. If I could turn back time… what would I do differently? …I know… I know exactly what I should have done… I shouldn't have gotten involved with that case, with ''that girl''. Pursuing her was the right thing to do...but if I hadn't involved myself with her, I'd still have a career. When did it begin? I think it was… April of 1989, the peak of my career as an investigative journalist. That's when I heard about a murder at a local high school. The police had no leads. I decided to investigate it, myself. I tried to be a hero… [[MyGreatestFailure and that was the worst mistake of my life]]."''

->''"...I...I have...feelings...for him...I've never felt this way about anyone before...and I can't bear the thought of seeing him...with anyone else...I know that this is a selfish request...but...please...don't take him away from me. '''Let me try to win his heart.'''"''

-->-- '''Opening warning'''

->''"Remember, Yandere-chan is not a good person. '''[[VillainProtagonist She's]] [[{{Yandere}} a monster]].'''"''

->''"As you can see, our prisoner is no longer watching us as we move around the room, and she's no longer twitching either. This is because we have '''[[MindRape completely]] [[EmptyShell destroyed]] [[BrainwashedAndCrazy her mind]]'''. There are no traces of a human left inside of her. She is permanently broken. Forever. [-*{{beat}}*-] '''[[DissonantSerenity Let's bring her to school!]]'''"''

->''"I don't know about you, but I prefer to solve my problems by kidnapping pretty girls and tying them up in my basement.'''"''

--> "OH SHIT, IT'S BUDO!"
-->-- Approximately, everyone who has ever played the game at one point or another once they realize who is chasing them.

->''All I know is this school's''
->''Full of murder-making tools.''
->''It's uncanny, but dandy''
->''For me!''

-->-- Approximately, everyone who has ever played the game at one point or another.

->''"WARNING:''' This game contains bullying, kidnapping, [[ColdBloodedTorture torture]], [[KillEmAll murder]], [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]], graphic violence, partial nudity, kittens, [[RunningGag raw sewage, cooked sewage, microwave-ready sewage]], true nightmares, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch monstrosities]], [[VideoGame/{{Hitman}} bald assassins]], [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry DK]] [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 Mode]], [[Manga/DragonBall fake tans]], [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titans]], [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} murderous ice fairies]], [[VideoGame/{{FZero}} impossibly-strong]] [[OnePunchMan punches]], [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} genocide crusades]], [[Music/TheLivingTombstone spooky scary skeletons]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain STANDING ON THE EDGE]], zombies, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], [[HornyDevils succubi]], lewd manga, [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair pink-haired]] [[CreatorCameo schoolgirls]], [[GameBreakingBug game-breaking bugs]], [[SelfDeprecation an over-worked programmer]], and much worse."''