History Quotes / WouldntHitAGirl

-> ''[lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes]'' [[HalfIdenticalTwins You're the]] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwinsguy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]

-> ''[lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes]'' [[AmbiguousGender You're the]] ''[[AmbiguousGender guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]

'''[[FatCat Heathcliff]]''': ''Uh, no. No, I...I guess not.''\\

-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #5: Up North And In The Green 1''

->'''Morph:''' [''strangling the Hulk with [[ShapeshifterWeapon shapeshifted chains]]]'' You hit a girl, you insensitive bucket of crap! I don't care how how big and stupid and ferocious and infused with deadly radiation you are, ''we DON'T hit chicks!

->'''[[FauxActionGirl Obara]]:''' It's amazing [[{{Irony}} how many men we beat seem to have this code]]. [[note]]For perspective's sake, the Sand Snakes never beat ''anyone'' in combat[[/note]

->'''[[ActionGirl Obara]]:''' It's amazing [[IWasBeatenByAGirl how many men we beat seem to have this code]].

->Men have bled for their women, fought to protect their women, died for their women, and admonished each other for millennia to love their virtuous women as Christ loves the Church, to treat their honorable women as queens and as jewels, to present to them the heads of the men who displease them, and to duel to the death to defend their honor. The literary canon, written primarily by men, has always lauded a masculinity that protects women-- the villains identified by their willingness to harm women, and the heroes identified by their willingness to avenge those harms.
-->-- Commenter '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/36rx42/karen_straughan_girlwriteswhat_succinctly/ Karen Straughan]]''', defending men's rights

-->''WesternAnimation/HeathcliffAndTheCatillacCats'', "Terrible Tammy"

-->''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]'', an AU retelling of ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''

->'''Snoutlout''' ''(lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes)'': [[AmbiguousGender You're the]] ''[[AmbiguousGender guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]
--> ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', "Viking For Hire"

--> Commenter '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/36rx42/karen_straughan_girlwriteswhat_succinctly/ Karen Straughan]]''', defending men's rights

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->'''Snoutlout''' ''(lifts up Ruffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes)'': [[AmbiguousGender You're the]] ''[[AmbiguousGender guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]

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-->''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]'', an AU retelling of ''ThePhantomOfTheOpera''

-->-- GeneralProtectionFault, [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/2001/01/06 January 6, 2001]]

->'''[[TheChosenOne Rand]]''': ''... rest assured that I cannot harm women. Even those who are my mortal enemies.''\\
'''[[PsychoExGirlfriend Lanfear]]''': ''Is that some sort of genetic problem?''\\
'''Rand''': ''If stupidity is genetic.''
-->'''TheWheelOfTime''' [[TheAbridgedSeries mock]] summary [[http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 by ISAM]]

'''Tammy''': ''Good! 'Cause [[JerkAss I LOVE to hit boys!]]''

--> ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', Season 1 Episode 2: "Viking For Hire"

--> ''DragonsRidersOfBerk'', Season 1 Episode 2: "Viking For Hire"

--> ''DragonsRidersOfBerk'', ''Viking For Hire''