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->'''Zeff:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, [[ForgivenessRequiresDeath I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it]]!\\

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->'''Zeff:''' ->'''[[ChefOfIron Zeff]]:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, [[ForgivenessRequiresDeath I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it]]!\\
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->'''Zeff:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it!\\

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->'''Zeff:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, [[ForgivenessRequiresDeath I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it!\\it]]!\\
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->'''Zeff:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it!\\
'''Sanji:''' ''What?!'' Why would you go that far?!\\
'''Zeff:''' [[ToughLove It's my duty]]... It's what it means to be your damn [[LikeASonToMe parent]]! So don't you dare grow into some asshole I'll come to despise, you fool! Now hurry up and get back to work!
-->-- '''Sanji''' is taught not to hit women, ''Manga/OnePiece''
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-> ''[lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes]'' [[HalfIdenticalTwins You're the]] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwins guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]

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-> ''[lifts [lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes]'' [[HalfIdenticalTwins freezes] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwins You're the]] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwins guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]right?]]''



->''If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman.''
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]'', an AU retelling of ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''

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->''If ->If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman.''
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]'',
woman.
-->--''Fanfic/ErikTheVampireHunter'',
an AU retelling of ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''
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->'''Red Hood:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards Even I have limits.]]\\
'''Joker:''' Let's hear what you got.\\
'''Red Hood:''' No women and children. That's the rule.
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->'''Hellboy:''' Lady, I really don't wanna do this.\\
'''Vixen:''' You think I can't be a predator?\\
'''Hellboy:''' [[OnSecondThought Well in that case, let's do this.]]
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->'''Black Manta:''' Heard you don't kill women or [[WouldntHurtaChild children]].\\
'''Captain Cold:''' You could learn from the Rogues' code.\\
'''Black Manta:''' [[LeavenoWitnesses I don't leave witnesses.]]
-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''
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-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''
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->'''Scott''': "I don't hit girls."
->'''Roxie''': "You're just a pussy, Pilgrim!"

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->'''Scott''': "I don't hit girls."
->'''Roxie''':
"\\
'''Roxie''':
"You're just a pussy, Pilgrim!"



->'''Fooker''' ''(in a flashback)'' My, aren't we pushy! [[TemptingFate Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up?]]
->''(Switches back to the present)''
->'''Nick''': You mean you really ''did'' beat him up? ''(Ki grins)''
->'''Fooker''': It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense.

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->'''Fooker''' ''(in a flashback)'' My, aren't we pushy! [[TemptingFate Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up?]]
->''(Switches
up?]]\\
''(Switches
back to the present)''
->'''Nick''':
present)''\\
'''Nick''':
You mean you really ''did'' beat him up? ''(Ki grins)''
->'''Fooker''':
grins)''\\
'''Fooker''':
It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense.



->'''[[FauxActionGirl Obara]]:''' It's amazing [[{{Irony}} how many men we beat seem to have this code]]. [[note]]For perspective's sake, the Sand Snakes never beat ''anyone'' in combat[[/note]]

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->'''[[FauxActionGirl Obara]]:''' It's amazing [[{{Irony}} how many men we beat seem to have this code]]. [[note]]For perspective's sake, the Sand Snakes never beat ''anyone'' in combat[[/note]]


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->''"How do you want to fight? I can't use my fists on a girl!"''
-->-- '''Batman''', ''ComicBook/TheSupergirlBatgirlPlot''
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->''"I would never...EEEEEEEEVER...hit a woman! But [[Wrestling/{{Chyna}} you]] are not a woman!"''

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->''"I would never...EEEEEEEEVER...EEEEEVVVER...hit a woman! But woman, but [[Wrestling/{{Chyna}} you]] are not a woman!"''
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->''"I would never...EEEEEEEEVER...hit a woman! But [[Wrestling/{{Chyna}} you]] are not a woman!"''
-->--'''Wrestling/ChrisJericho''', in a subversion of the trope.
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-->--'''Travis Touchdown''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII''

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-->--'''Travis Touchdown''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII''''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII'', just after he [[spoiler:killed Kimmy Love aka Kimmy Howell]]
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->''"Don't ever hit a girl, my grandma told me that."''
-->--'''Travis Touchdown'', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII''

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->''"Don't ever hit a girl, my girl. My grandma always told me that."''
-->--'''Travis Touchdown'', Touchdown''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII''

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