History Quotes / WillTheyOrWOntThey

7th Sep '15 8:54:54 PM TVRulezAgain
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->'''Jack:''' Well, as you know, I've been studying comedy, learning what's funny. I'm watching ''Friends'' right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel? No, no, don't tell me...
-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''



->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
-->-- '''Lily''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''



->''"'I'm going to break up with her because there's a risk of harm to Lana. It hurts her that I have a secret. So instead of telling her, I'm gonna break up with her! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! ([[StatusQuoIsGod two episodes max]])'\\\
This was OLD, and I mean OLD, like Horatio Alger going back in time old, in season two...This one is like if a bird fell down in front of them and Clark said, 'Uh, that's a bad omen. We're so over. [[IHaveToIronMyDog I'm off to put up some tarps.]] YOINK!" And then the [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteandtheRoadRunner Wile E Coyote]] tappity tappity feet and he's off. BEEP BEEP!\\\
So IT'S OVER. FOREVER. AND EVER AND EVER. Clark and Lana will NEVER EVER EVER be together again. It's over this time. Really! ...If it's true, I openly concede that this was [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing the best episode of the series ever]], because it saved the series. But you and I both know it's not, so it holds no drama, no hope, no character, nothing."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep16 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Hypnotic")




->'''Jack:''' Well, as you know, I've been studying comedy, learning what's funny. I'm watching ''Friends'' right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel? No, no, don't tell me...
-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
-->-- '''Lily''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by Creator/KevinSmith, but it's true. Unfortunately, for every "I love you, ComicBook/LoisLane. Until the end of time," there's an "[[ComicBook/XMen Ah cain't touch yuh, Remy!]]" mucking things up... The whole point -- as they will remind the reader at length every single time they're in more than two panels together -- is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and can't.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it -- like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours -- it wasn't moved past, because there's ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambit's extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' It's rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but it's also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''
-->-- '''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ "The Worst Couples in Comics"]]

->''"'I'm going to break up with her because there's a risk of harm to Lana. It hurts her that I have a secret. So instead of telling her, I'm gonna break up with her! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! ([[StatusQuoIsGod two episodes max]])'\\\
This was OLD, and I mean OLD, like Horatio Alger going back in time old, in season two...This one is like if a bird fell down in front of them and Clark said, 'Uh, that's a bad omen. We're so over. [[IHaveToIronMyDog I'm off to put up some tarps.]] YOINK!" And then the [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteandtheRoadRunner Wile E Coyote]] tappity tappity feet and he's off. BEEP BEEP!\\\
So IT'S OVER. FOREVER. AND EVER AND EVER. Clark and Lana will NEVER EVER EVER be together again. It's over this time. Really! ...If it's true, I openly concede that this was [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing the best episode of the series ever]], because it saved the series. But you and I both know it's not, so it holds no drama, no hope, no character, nothing."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep16 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Hypnotic")
27th Mar '15 11:50:08 PM RavenWilder
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->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously?'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."

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->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously?'' ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
27th Mar '15 11:49:15 PM RavenWilder
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->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."

to:

->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' ''Seriously?'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
27th Mar '15 11:48:41 PM RavenWilder
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->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Jeez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."

to:

->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Jeez Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
27th Mar '15 11:48:25 PM RavenWilder
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->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult!"

to:

->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Jeez Louise, happiness is not that difficult!"difficult."
19th Mar '15 2:14:16 PM johnnyfog
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->"Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross! Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross!"
-->-- Monica, pretending to be Rachel, ''Series/{{Friends}}''
19th Mar '15 2:06:32 PM johnnyfog
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->''He wakes up in the morning\\
Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling\\
Never changes a thing\\
The week ends, the week begins\\
She thinks, we look at each other\\
Wondering what the other is thinking\\
But we never say a thing\\
And these crimes between us grow deeper''
-->--'''Music/DaveMatthewsBand''', "Ants Go Marching"
1st Jan '15 10:18:19 AM nombretomado
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->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by KevinSmith, but it's true. Unfortunately, for every "I love you, ComicBook/LoisLane. Until the end of time," there's an "[[ComicBook/XMen Ah cain't touch yuh, Remy!]]" mucking things up... The whole point -- as they will remind the reader at length every single time they're in more than two panels together -- is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and can't.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it -- like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours -- it wasn't moved past, because there's ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambit's extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' It's rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but it's also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''

to:

->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by KevinSmith, Creator/KevinSmith, but it's true. Unfortunately, for every "I love you, ComicBook/LoisLane. Until the end of time," there's an "[[ComicBook/XMen Ah cain't touch yuh, Remy!]]" mucking things up... The whole point -- as they will remind the reader at length every single time they're in more than two panels together -- is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and can't.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it -- like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours -- it wasn't moved past, because there's ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambit's extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' It's rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but it's also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''
3rd Dec '14 3:11:13 PM StFan
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->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by KevinSmith, but itís true. Unfortunately, for every 'I love you, LoisLane. Until the end of time, thereís an '[[{{X-Men}} Ah cainít touch yuh, Remy!]]' mucking things up...The whole point ó as they will remind the reader at length every single time theyíre in more than two panels together ó is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and canít.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it ó like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours ó it wasnít moved past, because thereís ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambitís extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' Itís rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but itís also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ "The Worst Couples in Comics"]]

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->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by KevinSmith, but itís it's true. Unfortunately, for every 'I "I love you, LoisLane. ComicBook/LoisLane. Until the end of time, thereís time," there's an '[[{{X-Men}} "[[ComicBook/XMen Ah cainít cain't touch yuh, Remy!]]' Remy!]]" mucking things up...up... The whole point ó -- as they will remind the reader at length every single time theyíre they're in more than two panels together ó -- is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and canít.can't.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it ó -- like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours ó -- it wasnít wasn't moved past, because thereís there's ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambitís Gambit's extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' Itís It's rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but itís it's also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''
-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ "The Worst Couples in Comics"]]
28th Jun '14 4:55:30 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I like a little romance in my comics. That might sound a little strange considering that [[{{Batman}} my favorite character]] only sporadically has love interests, and they tend to end up being [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murdered, going insane]] or being written by KevinSmith, but itís true. Unfortunately, for every 'I love you, LoisLane. Until the end of time, thereís an '[[{{X-Men}} Ah cainít touch yuh, Remy!]]' mucking things up...The whole point ó as they will remind the reader at length every single time theyíre in more than two panels together ó is that they [[CantHaveSexEver want to touch each other and canít.]] Thus, that tease becomes the default setting of the relationship, and even when there are clear ways around it ó like, say, giving [[PowerParasite Leech]] a set of headphones and a Gameboy and having him stand outside the room for a couple hours ó it wasnít moved past, because thereís ''nowhere to go''. Even when Rogue eventually gains control of her powers, something else has to be manufactured to keep them apart, like Gambitís extremely tiresome ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast secret dark mysterious past.]]'' Itís rooted in an interesting way to underscore the [[BlessedWithSuck traditional Marvel Comics downside]] of being fantastically pretty and having amazing super-powers, but itís also the sort of thing that, once established, gets real old ''real'' quick."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ "The Worst Couples in Comics"]]
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