->"Well, as you know, I've been studying comedy, learning what's funny. I'm watching ''Friends'' right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel? No, no, don't tell me..."
-->-- '''Jack''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->''He wakes up in the morning\\
Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling\\
Never changes a thing\\
The week ends, the week begins\\
She thinks, we look at each other\\
Wondering what the other is thinking\\
But we never say a thing\\
And these crimes between us grow deeper''
-->--'''Music/DaveMatthewsBand''', "Ants Go Marching"

->"Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross! Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross!"
-->-- Monica, pretending to be Rachel, ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->"What is wrong with the two of you? ''Seriously!'' He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
-->-- '''Lily''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Janitor:''' For three years I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor, and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it! "Will they? Won't they? Looks like they're going to! Ooh, the last second, something might -- ooh ooh ooh!" Come on! Enough already! I mean, you guys aren't exactly [[Series/{{Friends}} Ross and Rachel]].\\
'''J.D.:''' Who?\\
'''Janitor:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Dr. Ross, and Rachel from bookkeeping.]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''"'I'm going to break up with her because there's a risk of harm to Lana. It hurts her that I have a secret. So instead of telling her, I'm gonna break up with her! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! ([[StatusQuoIsGod two episodes max]])'\\\
This was OLD, and I mean OLD, like Horatio Alger going back in time old, in season two...This one is like if a bird fell down in front of them and Clark said, 'Uh, that's a bad omen. We're so over. [[IHaveToIronMyDog I'm off to put up some tarps.]] YOINK!" And then the [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteandtheRoadRunner Wile E Coyote]] tappity tappity feet and he's off. BEEP BEEP!\\\
So IT'S OVER. FOREVER. AND EVER AND EVER. Clark and Lana will NEVER EVER EVER be together again. It's over this time. Really! ...If it's true, I openly concede that this was [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing the best episode of the series ever]], because it saved the series. But you and I both know it's not, so it holds no drama, no hope, no character, nothing."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep16 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Hypnotic")

->"Fufufu, can great detectives deduce the emotions and feelings between men and women? They can't, right? Figuring out the feelings of the opposite sex is an even more advanced art than exposing the tricks in difficult crime cases. If you ask me, romance novels have much deeper mysteries than masterpiece mystery novels."
-->-- '''Kyrie Ushiromiya''', ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry''