History Quotes / WhyDontYouJustShootHim

->''"I really have to apologize the kid. No respect for tradition! Heh! Let's just pretend the whole thing never happened and do this some other time, 'kay?...[[{{Hypocrite}} Then *again*]], this is a rather rare opportunity. Y'know what they say, "a bat in the hand is worth two in the belfry." I guess you're going out with a smile after all!"''

-->--'''{{Rifftrax}}''' on the SWAT Team from ''Film/TheDarkKnight''.

->(On BallisticEcksVsSever): "[the villain] has obtained a miniaturized robot so small it can float in the bloodstream and cause strokes and heart attacks. At one point in the movie, a man who will remain nameless is injected with one of these devices by a dart gun, and it kills him. All very well, but consider for a moment the problem of cost overruns in these times of economic uncertainty. A miniaturized assassination robot small enough to slip through the bloodstream would cost how much? Millions? And it is delivered by dart? How's this for an idea: use a poison dart, and spend the surplus on school lunches."
--> '''Roger Ebert''' in his review

->'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': You're not going to leave [[{{Batman}} him]] like this, are you?
->'''LexLuthor''': Why?

->'''Pat:''' [[TailersAlwaysSpoil Yeah, we saw it in the trailer.]]

-> '''Freiza:''' I just love how ''easy'' it is to get away with this [[ThisTropeIsBLEEP sh*t]] with you people! I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just ''sit there and let me!'' I want to reach one-hundred percent power and you just SIT RIGHT THERE AND LET ME!

-->-- ''DragonBallAbridged''

-->--''TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->'''[[BigBad Dr. Drakken:]]''' So, KimPossible, you think to thwart my plan...\\

->'''TheJoker''': You're not going to leave [[{{Batman}} him]] like this, are you?

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' in his review of ''StarWars: RevengeOfTheSith''.

-->--'''Bao-Dur''', ''StarWars: KnightsOfTheOldRepublic 2''.

-> '''Tuco:''' When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

-->--'''{{Rifftrax}}''' on the SWAT Team from TheDarkKnight.

->'''Marco:''' "Next time you have a chance to shoot someone, don't hesitate!"

->'''[=McClane=]:''' "Thanks for the advice, pal!"

-->-- ''JusticeLeague -- Injustice For All (part 2)''

-->-- ''DragonBallAbridged

-->--Chapter 24, '''''[[TheScarletPimpernel The Elusive Pimpernel]]'''''

-->--'''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the murder attempts on the CaliforniaRaisins.

-->--'''[[WebOriginal/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' in his review of ''StarWars: RevengeOfTheSith''.

-->-- ''Film/DieHard''

->"Look, if you're going through this much trouble to the point of trying to kill them, just come at them with a gun! You're not exactly dealing with Mensa members here, especially since they're completely oblivious to the sounds of knives colliding with things and glass shattering!"

->'''[=McClane=]:''' "Thanks for the advice, pal!

->The entire reason we’re screwing around gathering up these heroes is because they will somehow (?) help us stop [[BigBad Lucian]]. But here he is, a few feet away and flammable.

->-- ''TheMechanic'' (2011)

-->-- ''KimPossible''

->The entire reason we’re screwing around gathering up these heroes is because they will somehow (?) help us stop [[BigBad Lucian]]. But here he is, a few feet away and flammable.

-->--'''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the murder attempts on the CaliforniaRaisins.

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' in his review of ''StarWars: RevengeOfTheSith''.

->-- ''DVR Commercial''

-->'''Steve:''' "Why don't you just shoot him and [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident fuck all this]]?"
-->'''Bishop:''' "Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
-->-- ''TheMechanic'' (2011)

-->-- '''TheMechanic''' (2011)

->-- ''DVR Commercial''