History Quotes / WhyDontYouJustShootHim

14th Jan '18 6:58:19 PM reddragon32145
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->“Juniper,” I murmured. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but he’s about a hundred and fifty yards away from our front?”\\
The Hellhound squinted, estimating the yards like I had a few moments ago.\\
“Give or take ten yards,” she assessed. “Why?”\\
“That’s effective killing range for our crossbows,” I pointed out.\\
The legate grunted. “And?”\\
“I was thinking,” I said patiently, “about shooting him.”\\
There was a moment of silence and everyone turned to stare at me. What? It was a perfectly reasonable plan.\\
“Can we… can we actually do that?” Hakram spoke, voice hesitant.
-->--''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

->''“Sixty-seven: putting an arrow in a villain during their monologue is a perfectly acceptable method of victory. Heroes believing otherwise do not get to retire.”''
-->--'''“Two Hundred Heroic Axioms,” author unknown,''' Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil
25th Oct '17 2:11:01 PM kenyastarflight
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->'''Lord Milligan:''' ''[after capturing the heroes]'' Now put them in an inescapable death trap.
->'''Quantum Crook:''' Is this inescapable enough for you? ''[shoots Quantum Cop]''
->'''Lord Milligan:''' You lack style.
-->-- ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy'''
11th Sep '17 11:26:44 AM lillolillo
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->“All I want to know is what this setup is all about,” said ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}. “If we’re going to be the main course for this [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer vampire]] or whatever you’re going to be hosting, just call me curious.”\\
“Call you dead,” said the guy with the bucket, and drew a .38.\\
Vladislav slapped his hand, then slapped his face. “How many times do I got to tell you? How many times? How many?”\\
“No more, boss, no more,” pleaded the vamp. “I understand. I understand. I swear on my father’s coffin.”\\
The fangfather buried his hands in his underling’s turtleneck. “I don’t really have time for this aggravation, Lester. You got me?”\\
“Gotcha, boss.”\\
“I said we don’t shoot the women, and we don’t shoot the women. We need them for later. Got that?”\\
“Got it, boss.”\\
“Now get out of my sight.”
-->--''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel''
16th May '17 4:52:15 PM TSBasilisk
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->'''Catherine: I was thinking about shooting [the hero].\\

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->'''Catherine: ->'''Catherine''': I was thinking about shooting [the hero].\\
16th May '17 4:51:44 PM TSBasilisk
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-->'''[[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded How Suicide Squad Should Have Ended]]'''

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-->'''[[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded -->--'''[[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded How Suicide Squad Should Have Ended]]'''
Ended]]'''

->'''Catherine: I was thinking about shooting [the hero].\\
''[everyone stares at Catherine]''\\
'''Hakram''': Can we... can we actually do that?
-->--''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''
16th May '17 10:42:31 AM JackG
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->"I apologize for interrupting Miss Hansen's attempt to dispose of you," purred a voice from hidden sono-induction coils. "But my attractive protege is completely lacking in any sense of melodrama. It would be rude to destroy my enemies without revealing myself in all my majesty. The fact that you will be forced to undergo ''two'' terrifying demises is merely a fringe benefit."
-->-- '''Dr Zarkendorf''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''
[[/folder]]
30th Mar '17 8:55:14 AM QuizzicalPieridine
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-> '''Freeza:''' I just love how ''easy'' it is to get away with this shit with you people! I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just ''sit there and let me!'' I want to reach one-hundred percent power and you just SIT RIGHT THERE AND LET ME!\\

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-> '''Freeza:''' I just love how ''easy'' it is to get away with this shit with you people! I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just ''sit there and let me!'' [[TransformationIsAFreeAction I want to reach one-hundred percent power and you just SIT RIGHT THERE AND LET ME!\\ME!]]\\
6th Mar '17 5:26:52 AM HeyFella
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'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' "Just shoot him?!" Know this, my sweet: the death of Franchise/{{Batman}} must be nothing less than a masterpiece! The triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous mask and gadgets!\\

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'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' '''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' "Just shoot him?!" Know this, my sweet: the death of Franchise/{{Batman}} must be nothing less than a masterpiece! The triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous mask and gadgets!\\



->'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': You're not going to leave [[Franchise/{{Batman}} him]] like this, are you?\\

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->'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': ->'''ComicBook/TheJoker''': You're not going to leave [[Franchise/{{Batman}} him]] like this, are you?\\
19th Nov '16 10:40:38 AM AnonFangeekGirl
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-->'''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'', ''How Film/SuicideSquad Should Have Ended''

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-->'''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'', ''How Film/SuicideSquad -->'''[[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded How Suicide Squad Should Have Ended''
Ended]]'''
5th Nov '16 8:18:22 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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->'''Amanda Waller: What do you have, a water pistol?!

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->'''Amanda Waller: Waller''': What do you have, a water pistol?!
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