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->Though I fall to dew, and fade away with the mist... Hm? Hang on. This is Monkey's deathbed haiku. Okay, seriously. What hack wrote this garbage? Well, no matter. Farewell...
-->-- '''Demon King of the Sixth Heaven - Himiko (Oda Nobunaga)''', taking part in a play, ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
-->-- '''Demon King of the Sixth Heaven - Himiko (Oda Nobunaga)''', taking part in a play, ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
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'''Kibao:''' ''HA! Serves 'em right!''\\
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'''Kibao:''' ''HA! HA! Serves 'em right!''\\right!\\
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'''Kibao:''' ''[[OhCrap [[OhCrap Oh shit...]]''\\]]\\
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->'''Diabel:''' ''So as you enter the Boss Room, [[ZergRush he's going to throw wave-after-wave of disposable minions at you.]] And [[WaitWhat you must answer in kind?]]''\\
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->'''Diabel:''' ''So as you enter the Boss Room, [[ZergRush [[ThePawnsGoFirst he's going to throw wave-after-wave of disposable minions at you.]] And [[WaitWhat you must answer in kind?]]''\\
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'''Male Gamers:''' [[AllMenArePerverts "Oh BULLSHIT!" "That's Discrimination!" "BOO!"]]''\\
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'''Male Gamers:''' [[AllMenArePerverts "Oh BULLSHIT!" "That's Discrimination!" "BOO!"]]''\\"BOO!"]]\\
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->'''Diabel:''' ''So as you enter the Boss Room, [[ZergRush he's going to throw wave-after-wave of disposable minions at you.]] And [[WaitWhat you must answer in kind?]]''\\
'''Kirito:''' uh, what?\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...Send the Weaker Players first. Good rule-of-thumb, if a Player asks you for Gold 2-seconds after meeting you: Front Lines...''\\
'''Kibao:''' ''HA! Serves 'em right!''\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...If they hijack conversations to rant about their political views: Front Lines...''\\
'''Kibao:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh shit...]]''\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...If they ask [[GamerChick Female Players]] for pics of their boobs: Front Lines.''\\
'''Male Gamers:''' [[AllMenArePerverts "Oh BULLSHIT!" "That's Discrimination!" "BOO!"]]''\\
'''Diabel:''' Now-now people, I believe there are some valid points being made here. Now, it goes on to say ''When Illfang's Health goes into the Red, [[SequentialBoss he's going to switch from his Axe-and-Buckler to something called a Talwar]]. At that point we should initiate a strategy called [[FinalSolution "The Final Solution"]] and-'' '''I'm just gonna stop reading!''' Jesus, who wrote this thing?
-->-- '''Diabel reading the Strategy Guide''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
'''Kirito:''' uh, what?\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...Send the Weaker Players first. Good rule-of-thumb, if a Player asks you for Gold 2-seconds after meeting you: Front Lines...''\\
'''Kibao:''' ''HA! Serves 'em right!''\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...If they hijack conversations to rant about their political views: Front Lines...''\\
'''Kibao:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh shit...]]''\\
'''Diabel:''' ''...If they ask [[GamerChick Female Players]] for pics of their boobs: Front Lines.''\\
'''Male Gamers:''' [[AllMenArePerverts "Oh BULLSHIT!" "That's Discrimination!" "BOO!"]]''\\
'''Diabel:''' Now-now people, I believe there are some valid points being made here. Now, it goes on to say ''When Illfang's Health goes into the Red, [[SequentialBoss he's going to switch from his Axe-and-Buckler to something called a Talwar]]. At that point we should initiate a strategy called [[FinalSolution "The Final Solution"]] and-'' '''I'm just gonna stop reading!''' Jesus, who wrote this thing?
-->-- '''Diabel reading the Strategy Guide''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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-->-- '''Creator/DavidKaye as [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron]]''', ''WebVideo/JobbyTheHong''
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-->-- '''Creator/DavidKaye as [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars [[Characters/BeastWarsMegatron Megatron]]''', ''WebVideo/JobbyTheHong''
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->How to write like me:\\
1 - Write whatever comes naturally.\\
2 - Nitpick the heck out of it.\\
3 - Victory dance.
-->-- '''Dan''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
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->'''Robotnik''': WHAT KIND OF POOP IS THIS?!
->'''Scratch''': This?
->'''Robotnik''': THIS!
->'''Scratch''': This?
->'''Robotnik''': Yet again...'''''T H I S ! !'''''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Iteachvader}}''', ''[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Robotnik Acquires a Restaurant Chain]]''
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->'''Boo:''' I wanted nothing more than to strangle this degenerate. Who was this disgraceful dinner? Hold up! Cut!\\
'''Koopa:''' You can't cut during a story!\\
'''Boo:''' Dinner?! It's supposed to read "''sinner''"! "Who was this disgraceful ''sinner''?" Who even prints these books?!\\
'''Koopa:''' Beats me!
-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Boo's Death Sentence"
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->'''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Darkness within darkness awaits you, Riku.]]\\
(Music cuts out)\\
'''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness:''' Okay, time out! Who the hell wrote this script? I mean, really? "Darkness within darkness"? Darkness within freaking darkness?!\\
'''Just a Pancake:''' Stop complaining and continue with the script.\\
'''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness:''' I don't get paid enough for this crap.
-->--''WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell'', taking the piss out of the [[{{Narm}} infamous]] [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance "Darkness within darkness"]] line.
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->"With the [[UsefulNotes/VoyagerGoldenRecord Golden Disk Disk]] finally within my grasp, I possess the unlimited power to... (script says [[RunningGag putitinmyass]]) duh... [''breaks character''] I can't... No... I just can't."
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->'''Fortune Teller:''' I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced your way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a...''basketball game'' against...WesternAnimation/BugsBunny.\\
'''Patrick Ewing:''' (''under his breath'') [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Bugs Bunny...?]]\\
'''Fortune Teller:''' I also see UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan...being sucked down a golf hole...by furry creatures.\\
'''Patrick:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere That's it. We're outta here.]]\\
'''Larry Johnson:''' We're leaving now.\\
'''Shawn Bradley:''' Let's buy some accupuncture.\\
'''Muggsy Bogues:''' Good idea. Bye.
-->-- ''Film/SpaceJam''
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->'''Fortune Teller:''' I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced your way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a...''basketball game'' against...WesternAnimation/BugsBunny.\\
'''Patrick Ewing:''' (''under his breath'') [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Bugs Bunny...?]]\\
'''Fortune Teller:''' I also see UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan...being sucked down a golf hole...by furry creatures.\\
'''Patrick:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere That's it. We're outta here.]]\\
'''Larry Johnson:''' We're leaving now.\\
'''Shawn Bradley:''' Let's buy some accupuncture.\\
'''Muggsy Bogues:''' Good idea. Bye.
-->-- ''Film/SpaceJam''
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->'''Dr. Eggman''': [[{{Pun}} Water you waiting for?]] Climb aboard the exotic aquarium for a boatload of--ugh, who ''writes'' this drivel?\\
'''Orbot''': You do, boss!\\
'''Dr. Eggman''': Oh you're right, I ''do!'' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor I'm hilarious!]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicColors''
'''Orbot''': You do, boss!\\
'''Dr. Eggman''': Oh you're right, I ''do!'' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor I'm hilarious!]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicColors''
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->People tell me most consoles aim for being loss leaders these days. Well, I don't know about that but they certainly are ''Dross'' Leaders! [[DontExplainTheJoke Leaders in the field of Dross!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[ARareSentence You know, I got paid money to write that!]]
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->People tell me most consoles aim for being loss leaders these days. Well, I don't know about that but they certainly are ''Dross'' Leaders! ''dross'' leaders! [[DontExplainTheJoke Leaders in the field of Dross!]] dross!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[ARareSentence You know, I got paid money to write that!]]
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->'''Author:''' I'm [[AuthorAvatar the author of this comic strip!strip]]!
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-->--''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/000502 #32, "Play the Blame Game"]]
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->''"Right. Let's give this a whirl. 'Oh eternal and all powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...' who writes this dross?"''
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->''"Right. Let's give this a whirl. 'Oh eternal and all powerful all-powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...' who writes this dross?"''
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->"With the Golden Disk finally within my grasp, I posses possess the unlimited power to... (script says [[RunningGag putitinmyass]]) duh... [''breaks character''] I can't... No... I just can't."
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-->--'''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow'', "Hannibal's Pretzels"
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-->--'''Hannibal Buress''', Burress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow'', "Hannibal's Pretzels"Pretzels"
->'''Proto Man:''' Mega Man?
->'''Author:''' No. I am the being that controls your every thought and movement!
->'''Proto Man:''' Who?
->'''Author:''' I'm the author of this comic strip!
->'''Proto Man:''' Oh, so ''you're'' the hack to blame for this mess.
-->--''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/000502 #32, "Play the Blame Game"]]
->'''Proto Man:''' Mega Man?
->'''Author:''' No. I am the being that controls your every thought and movement!
->'''Proto Man:''' Who?
->'''Author:''' I'm the author of this comic strip!
->'''Proto Man:''' Oh, so ''you're'' the hack to blame for this mess.
-->--''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/000502 #32, "Play the Blame Game"]]
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->'''Creator/DougWalker:''' ''You'' suck!''[[NoYou You]]'' [[NoYou suck!]]
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->''"The shadowy conspiracy theory would work fine...if we really kept anything secret about ourselves. But we don't. At least...I don't. If anyone asked us, we pretty much told them upfront. About anything. Anyone that really wanted to look into how we operated just had to ask. But they didn't. ...It's kind of like someone's trying to write a knockoff of The Da Vinci code, but forget to ensure all the red herrings lined up."''
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->''"The shadowy conspiracy theory would work fine...if we really kept anything secret about ourselves. But we don't. At least...I don't. If anyone asked us, we pretty much told them upfront. About anything. Anyone that really wanted to look into how we operated just had to ask. But they didn't. ...It's kind of like someone's trying to write a knockoff of The Da Vinci code, ''Literature/TheDaVinciCode'', but forget to ensure all the red herrings {{red herring}}s lined up."''
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->'''James:''' These drawing boards have been the birthplace of some of the most beloved animal characters of all time. So it's no surprise that the artists chose, for our next segment, "The Carnival of the Animals" by Camille Saint-Sans. Here, the sensitive strains of impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question: what is man's relationship to nature?\\
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->'''James:''' These drawing boards have been the birthplace of some of the most beloved animal characters of all time. So it's no surprise that the artists chose, for our next segment, "The Carnival of the Animals" by Camille Saint-Sans.Saint-Saëns. Here, the sensitive strains of impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question: what is man's relationship to nature?\\
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->"With the Golden Disk finally within my grasp, I posses the unlimited power to... (script says [[RunningGag putitinmyass]]) duh... [''breaks character''] I cant...can't... No... I just can't."
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-->--'''Creator/JamesEarlJones''', ''Disney/Fantasia2000''
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->''"Page 62, '[[Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation Johnny Cage dies?]]' Is someone ''high''?!"''
-->-- '''Johnny Cage''', ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
-->-- '''Johnny Cage''', ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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->''What is this segment? [{{Beat}}] Pretzels is the same.''
-->--'''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow'', "Hannibal's Pretzels"
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-->--'''Mr. Bitte''', during the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "Cabin Fever" musical number]] in''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland''
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->"With the Golden Disk finally within my grasp, I posses the unlimited power to... (script says [[RunningGag putitinmyass]]) duh... [''breaks character''] I cant... No... I just can't."
-->--Creator/DavidKaye as [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron]], ''WebVideo/JobbyTheHong''
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->People tell me most consoles aim for being loss leaders these days. Well, I don't know about that but they certainly are ''Dross'' Leaders! [[DontExplainTheJoke Leaders in the field of Dross!]] ''({{beat}})'' You know, I got paid money to write that!
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->People tell me most consoles aim for being loss leaders these days. Well, I don't know about that but they certainly are ''Dross'' Leaders! [[DontExplainTheJoke Leaders in the field of Dross!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[ARareSentence You know, I got paid money to write that!that!]]
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->Yo, Master, what the hell's going on!? What's a giant mechanical little girl doing outside? Oh, right, she's not really little anymore, is she? So, just plain old giant mechanical dragon girl then?
->Ugh, what the shit, man? Who comes up with this stuff?
-->-- '''Assassin of Shinjuku''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
->Ugh, what the shit, man? Who comes up with this stuff?
-->-- '''Assassin of Shinjuku''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
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->I think the writers are tired. Or drunk. Probably a little of both.
-->--'''The Narrator''', ''Manga/SgtFrog''
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->'''I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!'''
-->--Mr. Bitte, during the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Cabin Fever musical number]] in''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland''
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-> Here, under protest, is 'beef burgers.' ''"We know a little place in the American far west, where Charlie Briggs chops up the finest prairie-fed beef and tastes..."'' This is a lot of shit, you know that?
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (for real this time), in the infamous "Frozen Peas" BlooperReel (which Creator/MauriceLaMarche was parodying in the preceding quote)
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (for real this time), in the infamous "Frozen Peas" BlooperReel (which Creator/MauriceLaMarche was parodying in the preceding quote)
