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-->--'''Flick Chambers''', ''Literature/HereticalEdge'' (watching Manakel use corpses as
->'''''1401.''' Exercise caution the first day you buy a chain saw. You'll be tempted to cut down everything in the neighborhood.''
-->-- ''Literature/LifesLittleInstructionBook, Volume III''
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->'''Finch:''' This plan feels rather reckless.
->'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
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->'''Finch:''' This plan feels rather reckless.
->'''Shaw:'''reckless.\\
'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
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'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
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->''"What good are powers like [[PlayingWithFire this]]? All I can do is hurt people."''
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'''John Henry Irons (ComicBook/{{Steel}}):''' [[DropTheHammer Grab your hammer]].
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'''John Henry Irons (ComicBook/{{Steel}}):''' [[DropTheHammer Grab your hammer]].hammer.
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->'''Cringer:''' And it's a problem we can't solve by ramming it with your helmet, I assume.\\
'''Krass:''' ''Every'' problem can be solved by ramming it with my helmet.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse2021''
'''Krass:''' ''Every'' problem can be solved by ramming it with my helmet.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse2021''
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->"Manakel solved the problem [of being attacked from all directions] the same way I figured most necromancers solved most of their problems: with dead bodies.
-->--'''Flick Chambers''', ''Literature/HereticalEdge'' (watching Manakel use corpses as {{BulletproofHumanShield}}s)
-->--'''Flick Chambers''', ''Literature/HereticalEdge'' (watching Manakel use corpses as {{BulletproofHumanShield}}s)
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->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] whipping [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] everybody]] within [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!"''
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->''What do I always tell you, Mokuba? If at first you don't succeed,'' blast 'em with your Blue-Eyes again!
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->"Doesn't matter if it's for long range, short range, small map, big map, every situation I see is a nail and the M82 I'm holding is the hammer."
-->--LetsPlay/TheRussianBadger describing his playstyle with sniper rifles in ''VideoGame/InsurgencySandstorm'' from the episode "Destroy All Taxpayer Dollars"
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->"Doesn't matter if it's for long range, short range, small map, big map, every situation I see is a nail and the M82 I'm holding is the hammer."
-->--LetsPlay/TheRussianBadger describing his playstyle with sniper rifles in ''VideoGame/InsurgencySandstorm'' from the episode "Destroy All Taxpayer Dollars"
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->'''Abby''': You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.\\
'''Hobo''': It's all I know.
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->'''Abby''': You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.\\
'''Hobo''': It's all I know.
-->--''Film/HoboWithAShotgun''
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-->-- '''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'': [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02349.htm Strip 2349]].
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->''"I could see that Lee had no aptitude for ''[[MagicByAnyOtherName ninjutsu]]'' ''ninjutsu]]'' or ''[[MasterOfIllusion genjutsu]]''. ''genjutsu''. So we skipped them, and focused all of his time and energy into developing his ''[[SupernaturalMartialArts taijutsu]]''.''taijutsu''. That way we turned his disadvantage into a blessing. Now he doesn't ''need'' those other things to win, because he's transformed himself into the world's greatest ''taijutsu'' specialist."''
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->''"When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fun."''
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->'''[[spoiler:Viral]]:''' We took some bad damage just now. That thing is too big. I just don't think our drill is gonna be enough.
->'''Simon:''' Do you mean we're going to need to use an even bigger drill?
-->--''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
->'''Simon:''' Do you mean we're going to need to use an even bigger drill?
-->--''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
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->''Why does your solution to every problem involve fucking somebody, Jeremy? Do you think they sit around in cabinet, talking about how they're going to send Phillip Hammond to fuck President Hollande to sort the Eurozone crisis?''
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->''Why does your solution to every problem involve fucking somebody, Jeremy? Do you think they that ministers sit around in cabinet, talking about how they're going to send Phillip Hammond to fuck President Hollande to sort out the Eurozone crisis?''Eurozone?''
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''Why does your solution to every problem involve fucking somebody, Jeremy? Do you think they sit around in cabinet, talking about how they're going to send Phillip Hammond to fuck President Hollande to sort the Eurozone crisis?''
-->-- '''Mark Corrigan,''' ''Series/PeepShow''
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->"''You may have heard that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To [[PlayingWithFire Azula]], everything looks like kindling.''"
-->-- '''The Take''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender: [[https://youtu.be/eV7jRiyT69o A Fire Personality, Explained]]'
-->-- '''The Take''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender: [[https://youtu.be/eV7jRiyT69o A Fire Personality, Explained]]'
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->''"I could see that Lee had no aptitude for ''[[MagicByAnyOtherName ninjutsu]]'' or ''[[MasterOfIllusion genjutsu]]''. So we skipped them, and focused all of his time and energy into developing his ''[[SupernaturalMartialArts taijutsu]]''. That way we turned his disadvantage into a blessing. Now he doesn't ''need'' those other things to win, because he's transformed himself into the world's greatest ''taijutsu'' specialist."''
-->--'''Might Guy''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
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->''"I could see that Lee had no aptitude for ''[[MagicByAnyOtherName ninjutsu]]'' or ''[[MasterOfIllusion genjutsu]]''. So we skipped them, and focused all of his time and energy into developing his ''[[SupernaturalMartialArts taijutsu]]''. That way we turned his disadvantage into a blessing. Now he doesn't ''need'' those other things to win, because he's transformed himself into the world's greatest ''taijutsu'' specialist."''
-->--'''Might Guy''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
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->'''Kampan:''' Our attacks aren’t working!
->'''Ajna:''' Then I guess I’ll need to figure out how to hit it even harder!
-->--''VideoGame/{{Indivisible}}''
->'''Ajna:''' Then I guess I’ll need to figure out how to hit it even harder!
-->--''VideoGame/{{Indivisible}}''
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'''Friar Lawrence''': I don’t understand.
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->'''Captain Tagon:''' Lieutenant Commander Shodan, years ago when you enlisted you asked for a job as a martial arts trainer. And here you are, trying to solve our current problem with martial arts training. How's that saying go? "When you're a hammer, all your enemies become nails?"\\
'''Shodan:''' Sir... you're right. I'm being narrow-minded.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' No, no. Please continue. I bet martial arts training is a really, really useful hammer.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-03-08 March 8th 2010]]
'''Shodan:''' Sir... you're right. I'm being narrow-minded.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' No, no. Please continue. I bet martial arts training is a really, really useful hammer.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-03-08 March 8th 2010]]
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->''"I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail."''
-->-- '''Abraham Maslow''', TropeNamer
->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ "The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed"]]
->''"Lovie returns to Tampa after spending five years there as an assistant in the late 90s, helping to perfect the Tampa 2 defense, which is the most annoying defense in the history of football. It is a boring defense that invites offenses to go up and down the field seven yards at a time, and it will [[SuckinessIsPainful crush your will to live]] no matter which side you are cheering for. Regardless of what the offense is doing, you can be sure that Lovie will make absolutely NO adjustment to his defense whatsoever. Hey Coach, they're lining up trips right! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they're gonna pound the ball up the middle! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they've imported space cyborgs to literally fly the ball up the field! TAMPA 2. The Tampa 2 sucks."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What is this--? What is this doing?\\
'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\\
'''Jay:''' They're just lassos, basically! They're like lassos for ghosts!\\
'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\\
'''Mike:''' But that wouldn't have involved them shooting their proton packs.\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you have to have them shooting their proton packs even if it doesn't make any sense, just because they're Ghostbusters, and that's what they do.
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->''"I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''Energy Drain!'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''Energy Drain!'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''Energy Drain!'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''"''
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"It's like I know all the combos in the game but he just keeps hitting the A button!"''
-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum''
->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!"''
-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]]''
->'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."\\
'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''\\
< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >\\
'''Usagi''': "...no kidding."
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' episode 67
-->-- '''Abraham Maslow''', TropeNamer
->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ "The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed"]]
->''"Lovie returns to Tampa after spending five years there as an assistant in the late 90s, helping to perfect the Tampa 2 defense, which is the most annoying defense in the history of football. It is a boring defense that invites offenses to go up and down the field seven yards at a time, and it will [[SuckinessIsPainful crush your will to live]] no matter which side you are cheering for. Regardless of what the offense is doing, you can be sure that Lovie will make absolutely NO adjustment to his defense whatsoever. Hey Coach, they're lining up trips right! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they're gonna pound the ball up the middle! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they've imported space cyborgs to literally fly the ball up the field! TAMPA 2. The Tampa 2 sucks."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What is this--? What is this doing?\\
'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\\
'''Jay:''' They're just lassos, basically! They're like lassos for ghosts!\\
'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\\
'''Mike:''' But that wouldn't have involved them shooting their proton packs.\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you have to have them shooting their proton packs even if it doesn't make any sense, just because they're Ghostbusters, and that's what they do.
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->''"I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''Energy Drain!'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''Energy Drain!'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''Energy Drain!'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''"''
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"It's like I know all the combos in the game but he just keeps hitting the A button!"''
-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum''
->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!"''
-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]]''
->'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."\\
'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''\\
< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >\\
'''Usagi''': "...no kidding."
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' episode 67
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-->-- '''Abraham Maslow''', TropeNamer
->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ "The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed"]]
->''"Lovie returns to Tampa after spending five years there as an assistant in the late 90s, helping to perfect the Tampa 2 defense, which is the most annoying defense in the history of football. It is a boring defense that invites offenses to go up and down the field seven yards at a time, and it will [[SuckinessIsPainful crush your will to live]] no matter which side you are cheering for. Regardless of what the offense is doing, you can be sure that Lovie will make absolutely NO adjustment to his defense whatsoever. Hey Coach, they're lining up trips right! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they're gonna pound the ball up the middle! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they've imported space cyborgs to literally fly the ball up the field! TAMPA 2. The Tampa 2 sucks."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What is this--? What is this doing?\\
'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\\
'''Jay:''' They're just lassos, basically! They're like lassos for ghosts!\\
'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\\
'''Mike:''' But that wouldn't have involved them shooting their proton packs.\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you have to have them shooting their proton packs even if it doesn't make any sense, just because they're Ghostbusters, and that's what they do.
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->''"I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''Energy Drain!'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''Energy Drain!'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''Energy Drain!'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''"''
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"It's like I know all the combos in the game but he just keeps hitting the A button!"''
-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum''
->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!"''
-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]]''
->'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."\\
'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''\\
< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >\\
'''Usagi''': "...no kidding."
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' episode 67
[[folder:Comic Books]]
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->''"Okay, this should be simple enough. I can steal anything that isn't nailed down or on fire. I'm dealing with neither of these things now. This is just an incorporeal force locked inside an arcane orb of solid crystal by magical forces beyond my comprehension while the embodiment of death itself looms over my soon to be corpse."''
-->-- '''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''.
-->-- '''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''.
to:
-->--
Changed line(s) 52,60 (click to see context) from:
->''"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved by bending!"''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath painful]] process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->-- '''King Dedede''', ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''
->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath painful]] process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->-- '''King Dedede''', ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''
->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
to:
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath painful]] process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->-- '''King Dedede''', ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''
->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
[[folder:Fan Works]]
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->''"When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fun."''
-->-- '''Unknown'''
-->-- '''Unknown'''
to:
[[folder:Literature]]
->'''Juliet''': There must be something we can do. What do you suggest?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Well, I mean, you COULD fake your own death for forty-two hours. I got a vial that makes that happen in people. It's not even a big deal.\\
'''Juliet''': That's crazy.\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Yeah, no, I could see why you'd say that. Alright, here's another option, and it's crazy, Juliet, but it JUST MIGHT WORK.\\
'''Juliet''': Yes?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': You could fake PARIS'S death for forty-two hours instead.\\
'''Juliet''': That's even crazier! That's fake attempted murder and won't solve anything and will, in fact, only
'''Friar Lawrence''': I don’t understand.
-->--
->'''[[BadassPreacher Lycaon]]''': Do you know how to kill him?\\
'''[[CombatPragmatist Lysander]]''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Cut him into pieces and burn them.]]\\
'''Lycaon''': Is that what the people of Malodrax say?\\
'''Lysander''': No, but that works on everything.
-->--'''Imperial Fists on the subject of Daemon Princes''', ''Literature/SpaceMarineBattles''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Live Action TV]]
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--> — ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Wish"
->''"I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted in mindless violence."''
-->-- '''Cliff Steele''', ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol''
->''"I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted in mindless violence."''
-->-- '''Cliff Steele''', ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol''
to:
->'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
-->--
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
->''"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail!"''
-->-- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."''
-->-- '''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Visual Novels]]
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
->''"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail!"''
-->-- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."''
-->-- '''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Visual Novels]]
Changed line(s) 83,105 (click to see context) from:
->'''[[BadassPreacher Lycaon]]''': Do you know how to kill him?\\
'''[[CombatPragmatist Lysander]]''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Cut him into pieces and burn them.]]\\
'''Lycaon''': Is that what the people of Malodrax say?\\
'''Lysander''': No, but that works on everything.
-->--'''Imperial Fists on the subject of Daemon Princes''', ''Literature/SpaceMarineBattles''
->'''Finch:''' This plan feels rather reckless.
->'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Aletheia"
->'''Steven:''' So, what ''is'' the plan, anyway?\\
'''Peridot:''' We have a drill. ''We're going to drill.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."''
-->--'''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
->''"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail!"''
--> -- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
->''"A good idea is something that does not solve just one single problem, but rather can solve multiple problems at once."''
-->--'''Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto'''
'''[[CombatPragmatist Lysander]]''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Cut him into pieces and burn them.]]\\
'''Lycaon''': Is that what the people of Malodrax say?\\
'''Lysander''': No, but that works on everything.
-->--'''Imperial Fists on the subject of Daemon Princes''', ''Literature/SpaceMarineBattles''
->'''Finch:''' This plan feels rather reckless.
->'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Aletheia"
->'''Steven:''' So, what ''is'' the plan, anyway?\\
'''Peridot:''' We have a drill. ''We're going to drill.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."''
-->--'''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
->''"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail!"''
--> -- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
->''"A good idea is something that does not solve just one single problem, but rather can solve multiple problems at once."''
-->--'''Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto'''
to:
'''[[CombatPragmatist Lysander]]''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Cut him into pieces and burn them.]]\\
'''Lycaon''': Is
[[folder:Webcomics]]
->''"Okay, this should be simple enough. I can steal anything that
'''Lysander''': No, but that works on everything.
-->--'''Imperial Fists on the subject of Daemon Princes''', ''Literature/SpaceMarineBattles''
->'''Finch:'''
->'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Aletheia"
->'''Steven:''' So, what ''is''
'''Peridot:''' We have a drill. ''We're going
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.
->''"When all you
->''"This is why I hate working when exhausted. I have
--> -- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
->''"A good idea is something
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-->--'''Dirk Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
->''This is why I hate working when exhausted. I have a hammer. I have a problem that can be solved with a hammer. At some point I'm going to be too tired to think of a solution that doesn't involve a hammer.''
-->'''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
->'''Juliet''': There must be something we can do. What do you suggest?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Well, I mean, you COULD fake your own death for forty-two hours. I got a vial that makes that happen in people. It’s not even a big deal.\\
'''Juliet''': That’s crazy.\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Yeah, no, I could see why you’d say that. Alright, here’s another option, and it’s crazy, Juliet, but it JUST MIGHT WORK.\\
'''Juliet''': Yes?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': You could fake PARIS’S death for forty-two hours instead.\\
'''Juliet''': That’s even crazier! That’s fake attempted murder and won’t solve anything and will, in fact, only create extra problems for me! Listen, Friar, do you have any solutions that don’t involve anyone faking their death for forty-two hours?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': I don’t understand.
-->--''Literature/RomeoAndOrJuliet''
->''This is why I hate working when exhausted. I have a hammer. I have a problem that can be solved with a hammer. At some point I'm going to be too tired to think of a solution that doesn't involve a hammer.''
-->'''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
->'''Juliet''': There must be something we can do. What do you suggest?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Well, I mean, you COULD fake your own death for forty-two hours. I got a vial that makes that happen in people. It’s not even a big deal.\\
'''Juliet''': That’s crazy.\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': Yeah, no, I could see why you’d say that. Alright, here’s another option, and it’s crazy, Juliet, but it JUST MIGHT WORK.\\
'''Juliet''': Yes?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': You could fake PARIS’S death for forty-two hours instead.\\
'''Juliet''': That’s even crazier! That’s fake attempted murder and won’t solve anything and will, in fact, only create extra problems for me! Listen, Friar, do you have any solutions that don’t involve anyone faking their death for forty-two hours?\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': I don’t understand.
-->--''Literature/RomeoAndOrJuliet''
to:
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
->''"Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''Energy Drain!'' I
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Web Original]]
->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxCrazy a
-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]]''
->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath painful]] process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->-- '''King Dedede''', ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
->'''Steven:''' So, what ''is'' the plan, anyway?\\
'''Peridot:''' We have a
->'''Juliet''': There must be something we
->''"It's like I know all the combos in the game but he just keeps hitting the A button!"''
-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Other]]
->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ "The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed"]]
->''"Lovie returns to Tampa after spending five years there as an assistant in the late 90s, helping to perfect the Tampa 2 defense, which is the most annoying defense in the history of football. It is a boring defense that invites offenses to go up and down the field seven yards at a time, and it will [[SuckinessIsPainful crush your will to live]] no matter which side you are cheering for. Regardless of what the offense is doing, you can
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What
'''Friar Lawrence''': Well, I mean, you COULD fake your own death for forty-two hours. I got a vial that makes that happen in people. It’s not even a big deal.
'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\\
'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\\
'''Friar Lawrence''': You could fake PARIS’S death for forty-two
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."\\
'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''\\
< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >\\
'''Usagi''': "...no kidding."
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' episode 67
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail."''
-->-- '''Abraham Maslow''', TropeNamer
->''"When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours
'''Juliet''': That’s even crazier! That’s fake attempted murder and won’t
-->-- '''Unknown'''
->''"A good idea is something that does not solve
'''Friar Lawrence''': I don’t understand.
-->--''Literature/RomeoAndOrJuliet''
-->-- '''Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto'''
[[/folder]]