History Quotes / WhattheHellHero

-->-- '''Adelaide Brooke''', ''[[Series/DoctorWho The Waters of Mars]]''

->''"Told a little lie,\\
[[JackAndTheBeanstalk Stole a little gold]],\\
[[Literature/{{Rapunzel}} Broke a little vow, did you?]]\\
[[Literature/{{Cinderella}} Had to get your Prince,]]\\
[[JackAndTheBeanstalk Had to get your cow]],\\
Have to get your [[ArcWords wish]], [[WhatTheHellHero doesn't matter how!]]"''
-->-- '''The Witch''', ''IntoTheWoods'', [[VillainSong "Last Midnight"]]

->''"Heartless it may be, but headless it ain't. [[GoodIsNotNice I've never claimed to be nice]], just to be sensible. No need to look like that."''
-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''', ''[[{{Discworld/LordsAndLadies}} Lords and Ladies]]'', after using an injured teenaged girl as a body shield (simultaneously rescuing her from the clutches of the elves)

->'''Bulkhead''': Come on Professor, we have to shut down the space bridge.\\
'''Professor Sumdac''': Why did you make it work in the first place?! [[WhatWereYouThinking What were you thinking?!]]\\
'''Bulkhead''': [[NeverLiveItDown This coming from the guy that rebuilt Megatron.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated''

->'''Perceptor''': You see, [[PersonOfMassDestruction Omega Supreme]] was purposely designed to have a very simple processor. With it, he will be able to carry out his mission without hesitation.\\
'''Ratchet''': In other words, you don't want him to think too ''hard'' about all the ''devastation'' he's gonna cause!\\
'''Ultra Magnus''': We're at war, soldier. [[IDidWhatIHadToDo We do what we must]].
--->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated''

->''"So Naruto, how come you're such a massive prick?"''
-->-- '''Iruka Umino''', ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->''"I'm a solo guy by nature, but I choose to affiliate with the both of you. Reason being, when you spend your time chasing bad guys, you want the best of the good guys in your corner. You two normally are as solid as they come because your moral compasses are always pointed at 'do the right thing'. But clearly someone's been screwing with both your magnetic fields, so I'm gonna help both of you out by personally escorting and physically escorting both of your asses out of these premises."''
-->-- '''Emerson Codd''', ''PushingDaisies''

->''"You are amusing, in a 'what the hell is wrong with you?' kind of way."''
-->-- '''Jaheira''', ''BaldursGate''

->''"Do you take pleasure from committing genocide, Shepard?!"''
-->-- '''Councillor Sparatus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect''

->'''Jake:''' ''What?''\\
'''Erek:''' ''I was offering you my opinion of your morals and your ethics and your sense of decency. I was speaking an ancient Mesopotamian dialect known for its wide variety of curse words.''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #53''

->''"Do you you remember the [[SuperMarioBros Piranha Plant]] you roasted in 5-1?\\
And were you there when his family received the news about their son?"''
-->-- "[[http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=938 Ode to Minions]]"

->“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

->“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Matthew 7:5

->''"You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because [[HeWhoFightsMonsters you who pass judgment do the same things]]."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Romans 2:1, warning against abuse of this trope

->''"You killed [[spoiler:Janet]]! You killed [[spoiler:Cap]]! HOW COULD YOU?!"''
-->-- '''Hank Pym''', ''SecretInvasion''

->''"[[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong It is not the critic who counts]]: not the man who points out how [[TheHero the strong man]] [[MoralDissonance stumbles]] or where the doer of [[ShootTheDog deeds]] could have done better."''
-->-- Attributed to '''TheodoreRoosevelt'''

->''"And as for ''you'', Commander....you're a disgrace to that uniform. Tens of millions dead and your entire force killed in action. I would court-martial you myself if I could, but unfortunately your friend Boyle has convinced the media you're a hero, so I can't touch you, but you'll still have to live with yourself. [[YouBastard Good luck with that.]]"''
-->-- '''General Granger''', ''CommandAndConquer 3: Tiberium Wars''

->''"I think what hurts the most is that you call yourself a superhero!"''
-->-- '''[[EnemyMine Megavolt]]''', ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''

->''"And nobody ever questioned Kirk's ability to command... except for maybe Bones... and Spock."''
-->-- '''BFF Nella''', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''

->''"You use that move...and call yourself a hero of justice?"''
-->-- '''Brycen-Man''', ''VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2'' in the ''Brycen-Man Strikes Back 2'' movie if the player uses the move Thief

-> '''Cyril''': I see your points but if we leave the temple unguarded, we're leaving it open to further threat. Six eggs are not worth putting the entire temple full of several hundred at risk.\\
'''Sparx''': Then don't leave! You know, I might give Cynder a lot of grief, but telling her that her kid isn't worth saving? That's too much. And don't go the 'we don't want a repeat of what happened last time' route on me! You and I both know if that [[BigBad three-headed psycho]] had wanted the other eggs she'd have beaten up Pinky over here and done it then! You just don't want to admit you're wrong…
-->-- ''FanFic/TheLegendOfSpyroANewDawn''

->''"Aren't you the least bit concerned that there '''might''' be a Hell?"''
-->-- '''Andrea''' to '''Quinn''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Daria}}''

->''"... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"''
-->--'''Pumm''' to '''[[KleptomaniacHero Link]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

->''Listen to me -- '''all''' of you out there! You were told by this man -- your '''hero''' -- that America is the greatest country in the world! He told you that Americans were the greatest people -- that America could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! He went on about how precious America was -- how you needed to make sure it remained great! And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America! Well, I say '''America is nothing!!''' Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, '''America is a piece of trash!''' A nation is '''nothing'''! A flag is a piece of '''cloth'''! I fought AdolfHitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different than them! When I returned, I saw that you nearly '''did''' turn American into nothing! And the only reason you're not '''less''' then nothing --is that it's still possible for you too bring freedom back to America!''
-->--'''''CaptainAmerica''', WhatIf #44''... against the ''whole'' country of America.

->'''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]''': There are rules, Dragon. Expectations. I fought [[OmnicidalManiac Leviathan]], I fought [[CompleteMonster the Nine]]. I was there for the fight against the Class-S threat downtown. I don’t want to sound arrogant, but I think maybe I deserve to, a little. [[EnemyMine I’ve done my share]]. You don’t turn around and [[spoiler:[[TheUnmasking reveal my identity in front of a crowd]].]]

->'''Skitter''': [[BlackAndGrayMorality It’s ''never'' simple]]. But sometimes you have to take the hard road. Sometimes you have to recognize that the people calling the shots [[GeneralFailure don’t know what they’re doing]]. Because ''this''? [[HostageSituation Picking a fight in a school]]? There’s no way this makes sense.

->'''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]''': There are rules, Dragon. Expectations. I fought [[OmnicidalManiac Leviathan]], I fought [[CompleteMonster the Nine]]. I was there for the fight against the Class-S threat downtown. I don’t want to sound arrogant, but I think maybe I deserve to, a little. I’ve done my share. You don’t turn around and [[spoiler:[[TheUnmasking reveal my identity in front of a crowd]].]]

->'''Skitter''': You choose to follow ''them''. It’s not like twenty or thirty heroes haven’t walked away from the Protectorate, recently
->'''Defiant''': It’s not that simple, Skitter.
->'''Skitter''': It’s ''never'' simple. But sometimes you have to take the hard road. Sometimes you have to recognize that the people calling the shots don’t know what they’re doing. Because ''this''? Picking a fight in a school? There’s no way this makes sense.

-->--'''Pumm''' to '''[[KleptomaniacHero Link]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

-->--'''Pumm''' to '''[[KleptomaniacHero Link]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

->''"Let's take a moment to appreciate the character of Myra. As far as I can tell, Rusty's only crime is being homophobic. Oh, and he also has the outrageous desire to actually get married and have children. So what does Myra do to him? She ties him down, [[BlackComedyRape rapes him]], and then demands that he thank her afterwards. Ladies and gentleman, our hero."''
-->--'''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', recap of ''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Myra_Breckinridge_1970.aspx?Page=9 Myra Breckinridge]]''
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-->--'''TheAgonyBooth''', recap of ''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Myra_Breckinridge_1970.aspx?Page=9 Myra Breckinridge]]''

-->-- '''[[EnemyMine Megavolt]]''', ''DarkwingDuck''

-->-- '''Turian Councillor''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect''

->''"I'm a solo guy by nature, but I choose to affiliate with the both of you. Reason being, when you spend your time chasing bad guys, you want the best of the good guys in your corner. You two normally are as solid as they come because your moral compasses are always pointed at 'do the right thing'. But clearly someone's been screwing with both your magnetic fields so I'm gonna help both of you out by personally escorting and physically escorting both of your asses out of these premises."''

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-->-- '''Yanamoto''', ''Manga/DeathNote''

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->''"Do you '''enjoy''' committing genocide, Shepard?!"''

-->-- '''BFF Nella''', ''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''

'''Sparx''': Then don't leave! You know, I might give Cynder a lot of grief, but telling her that her kid isn't worth saving? That's too much. And don't go the 'we don't want a repeat of what happened last time' route on me! You and I both know if that [[BigBad three-headed psycho]] had wanted the other eggs she'd have beaten up Pinky over here and done it then! You just don't want to admit you're wrong…

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-->-- '''Iruka Umino''', ''[[TheAbridgedSeries Naruto The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show]]''

-->-- '''Yanamoto''', ''DeathNote''

-->-- '''Turian Councillor''', ''MassEffect''

-->-- ''TheBible'' (New International Version), Romans 2:1, warning against abuse of this trope

'''Sparx''': Then don't leave! You know, I might give Cynder a lot of grief, but telling her that her kid isn't worth saving? That's too much. And don't go the 'we don't want a repeat of what happened last time' route on me! You and I both know if that [[BigBad three-headed psycho]] had wanted the other eggs she'd have beaten up Pinky over here and done it then! You just don't want to admit you're wrong…

'''Bulkhead''': [[ShutUpHannibal This coming from the guy that rebuilt Megatron.]]
-->-- ''TransformersAnimated''

--->-- ''TransformersAnimated''

[[{{Cinderella}} Had to get your Prince,]]\\

'''Joan Redfern''': You can go.[[hottip:+:The answer is "Yes," people still would have died, and perhaps even in much greater numbers. [[SomebodyElsesProblem They just would have died somewhere else.]]]]

[[{{Rapunzel}} Broke a little vow, did you?]]\\

-->-- '''BFF Nella''', ''TheNostalgiaChick''

-->-- ''{{Animorphs}} #53''

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