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->''"In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', [[ToiletHumor you'd go inside a toilet and have a boss fight with a giant poo]], and the poo [[SophisticatedAsHell sings an operatic song as it fights you, with profane lyrics that rhyme the word "scat" with the word "twat"]]. ''This'' exhibits wit; it's "wit" to rhyme with "shit", but it's wit. The humor lies in a poo (a very unrefined thing) singing opera (a style of music generally considered very refined). In contrast, in ''VideoGame/HellPie'', you go into a sewer, and there are poos, and there's no joke there. Some of the poo is alive and hostile and [[PuttingOnTheReich wearing Nazi helmets]], but that's not a joke, either; there's no comical throughline from "Nazi" to "poo". If the poos had all resembled former British home secretary Douglas ''Hurd'' and had been called "Douglas ''Turds''", that would've been a joke with some wit; as it is, all the game has done is drop some poo on the floor, and then looked at me as if it expected me to know what to do with it.

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->''"In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', [[ToiletHumor you'd go inside a toilet and have a boss fight with a giant poo]], and the poo [[SophisticatedAsHell sings an operatic song as it fights you, with profane lyrics that rhyme the word "scat" with the word "twat"]]. ''This'' exhibits wit; it's "wit" to rhyme with "shit", but it's wit. The humor lies in a poo (a very unrefined thing) singing opera (a style of music generally considered very refined). In contrast, in ''VideoGame/HellPie'', you go into a sewer, and there are poos, and there's no joke there. Some of the poo is alive and hostile and [[PuttingOnTheReich wearing Nazi helmets]], but that's not a joke, either; there's no comical throughline from "Nazi" to "poo". If the poos had all resembled former British home secretary Douglas ''Hurd'' and had been called "Douglas ''Turds''", that would've been a joke with some wit; as it is, all the game has done is drop some poo on the floor, and then looked at me as if it expected me to know what to do with it."''
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->''"In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', [[ToiletHumor you'd go inside a toilet and have a boss fight with a giant poo]], and the poo [[SophisticatedAsHell sings an operatic song as it fights you, with profane lyrics that rhyme the word "scat" with the word "twat"]]. ''This'' exhibits wit; it's "wit" to rhyme with "shit", but it's wit. The humor lies in a poo (a very unrefined thing) singing opera (a style of music generally considered very refined). In contrast, in ''VideoGame/HellPie'', you go into a sewer, and there are poos, and there's no joke there. Some of the poo is alive and hostile and [[PuttingOnTheReich wearing Nazi helmets]], but that's not a joke, either; there's no comical throughline from "Nazi" to "poo". If the poos had all resembled former British home secretary Douglas ''Hurd'' and had been called "Douglas ''Turds''", that would've been a joke with some wit; as it is, all the game has done is drop some poo on the floor, and then looked at me as if it expected me to know what to do with it.
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Crowshaw]]''' on [[DiscussedTrope what makes or breaks vulgar humor]], ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', "VideoGame/HellPie"
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->''"As a saving grace, this series of vignettes contains gratuitous references to all pleasures of the flesh. You may enjoy it."''
-->-- '''Prologue''', ''Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks'', "Fools' Ebony: Part the Oneth"
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->''"Every comedienne has to make at least one joke about her vagina. It's a rule."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Luan Loud]]''', ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', After Dark: 3
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--> -- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-torture-debate-as-a-batman-comic/ Bat-Obama]]'''

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--> -- '''[[http://www.-->-- '''Bat-Obama''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-torture-debate-as-a-batman-comic/ Bat-Obama]]'''
The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)]]"



--> -- '''Music/TomLehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"'''

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--> -- '''Music/TomLehrer, -->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', introduction to the song "Smut"'''
"Smut", ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''



-->--''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG]]''

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-->--''[[http://theglen.-->-- ''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG]]''



-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "We're Back!"

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-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', -->-- '''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "We're Back!"
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->''My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake\\
(LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!)''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "We're Back!"
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on second thought, this is probably better on some other trope page



->''I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.''
-->-- Creator/StephenKing
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->I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.

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->I ->''I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.''
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->I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.
-->-- Creator/StephenKing
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'''Ken''':Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun.\\
'''Ray''': Somehow, I believe, Ken, the balance shall ''tip'' in the favour of culture. Like a big, fat, fucking retarded fucking black girl on a seesaw opposite... ({{beat}}) a dwarf.

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'''Ken''':Oh, '''Ken''': Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun.\\
'''Ray''': Somehow, I believe, Ken, the balance shall ''tip'' in the favour of culture. Like a big, fat, fucking retarded retarded, fucking black girl on a seesaw seesaw... opposite... ({{beat}}) a dwarf.


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->'''Ken''': This morning, and this afternoon, we're doing what I want to do. Got it?\\
'''Ray''': 'Course. Which I presume will involve culture.\\
'''Ken''':Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun.\\
'''Ray''': Somehow, I believe, Ken, the balance shall ''tip'' in the favour of culture. Like a big, fat, fucking retarded fucking black girl on a seesaw opposite... ({{beat}}) a dwarf.
-->-- ''Film/InBruges''
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->''Joseph Smith, fuck frog,\\
Brigham Young, clit face,\\
Shit come out da butt,\\
Jesus says fuck, fuck,\\
Mormons!''
-->-- ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon'', "Joseph Smith American Moses" (yes, ItMakesSenseInContext)
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->''"Any genuinely cutting-edge comedy will risk offending people who watch it; but how is a penis joke supposed to offend the average college student? The answer is, it's not supposed to offend anybody who watches the show; it's supposed to give college kids a smug sense of superiority in believing that someone else might theoretically be offended by that penis joke."''
-->-- '''[[http://zvbxrpl.blogspot.com/2004/09/why-i-hate-family-guy.html Jaime J. Weinman]]''', "Why I Hate ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''"
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Deleted quote from \'Trollvorlord\'. Unnecessary, poor example from questionable source.


-> ''That's both nasty and hilarious! lol''
--> '''"Mortal"''', ''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} -Trollvorlord]]''
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-> ''"You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution."''
--> -- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-torture-debate-as-a-batman-comic/ Bat-Obama]]'''

-> ''"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it."''
--> -- '''Music/TomLehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"'''

->''851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.''
-->--''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG]]''

-> ''That's both nasty and hilarious! lol''
--> '''"Mortal"''', ''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} -Trollvorlord]]''
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