"You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution."
"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it."
— Tom Lehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"
851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.