History Quotes / VillainBall

13th Aug '16 12:25:20 PM nombretomado
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-->-- DiamandaHagan reviewing '''Film/TurkeyShoot'''

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-->-- DiamandaHagan WebVideo/DiamandaHagan reviewing '''Film/TurkeyShoot'''
31st Jul '16 3:20:34 PM nombretomado
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->Poor {{DC}}. So many of the [[BloodierAndGorier scenes of death and dismemberment]] they’ve written into their books recently have just been [[{{Narm}} exercises in black comedy]]. For instance, take the death of Maxwell Lord, an event that was supposed to be a super big deal for ComicBook/WonderWoman’s future characterization and a bunch of events planned out for then-brewing ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis''. The scene as written is just fucking hilarious...Max mwa-ha-has about how she can’t keep him tied up forever ([[FridgeLogic which… actually she could]], or long enough to find another way to deal with him, but whatever), and then boasts that the only way she can ever free Superman would be to kill him. In a scene with comic timing so goddamn perfect it had to be intentional, Wonder Woman thinks this over, and then… '''[[NeckSnap *KRK*]]'''\\\

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->Poor {{DC}}.Creator/{{DC}}. So many of the [[BloodierAndGorier scenes of death and dismemberment]] they’ve written into their books recently have just been [[{{Narm}} exercises in black comedy]]. For instance, take the death of Maxwell Lord, an event that was supposed to be a super big deal for ComicBook/WonderWoman’s future characterization and a bunch of events planned out for then-brewing ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis''. The scene as written is just fucking hilarious...Max mwa-ha-has about how she can’t keep him tied up forever ([[FridgeLogic which… actually she could]], or long enough to find another way to deal with him, but whatever), and then boasts that the only way she can ever free Superman would be to kill him. In a scene with comic timing so goddamn perfect it had to be intentional, Wonder Woman thinks this over, and then… '''[[NeckSnap *KRK*]]'''\\\
27th Jul '16 6:38:13 PM Nintendoman01
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->''"I've gotta learn to just do the damage and leave town. It's the 'stay-and-gloat' that gets me every time."''
-->--'''Ethan Rayne,''' ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
16th Jul '16 12:07:05 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-> '''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!\\
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?\\
'''Anubis''': What?\\
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?\\
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.\\
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!\\
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!\\
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?\\
'''Anubis''': No. It's a secret.\\
'''Yami''': You're the most disappointing movie villain since [[StarWars General Grievous]].
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie]]'''
16th Jun '16 8:28:35 PM nombretomado
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->I’m starting to feel bad for {{Thanos}}, to be honest. He has a [[PsychoticSmirk nice smile]], a [[TinTyrant neat-looking gold suit]] and a comfortable-looking [[CoolChair space chair]], but other than that, I don’t think he has a lot going for him. He’s not that handsome, smile aside, and everyone seems to hate him. Even when he pays to have people be friends with him, like Ronan the Accuser, those people wind up betraying him, too. All Thanos wants is love. (And maybe he should stop spending time with people known as 'The Accuser,' who sound very judgmental.)

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->I’m starting to feel bad for {{Thanos}}, ComicBook/{{Thanos}}, to be honest. He has a [[PsychoticSmirk nice smile]], a [[TinTyrant neat-looking gold suit]] and a comfortable-looking [[CoolChair space chair]], but other than that, I don’t think he has a lot going for him. He’s not that handsome, smile aside, and everyone seems to hate him. Even when he pays to have people be friends with him, like Ronan the Accuser, those people wind up betraying him, too. All Thanos wants is love. (And maybe he should stop spending time with people known as 'The Accuser,' who sound very judgmental.)
10th May '16 3:51:54 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''
28th Jan '16 3:52:11 PM hamonrye
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->I don't really think he thought this one all the way through. Here's another tip: When your archnemesis is named "The Beastmaster", don't challenge him to a fight '''''IN A FUCKIN' ZOO.'''''

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->I don't really think he thought this one all the way through. Here's another tip: When your archnemesis is named "The Beastmaster", don't challenge him to a fight '''''IN '''''[[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard IN A FUCKIN' ZOO.''''']]'''''
28th Jan '16 3:51:05 PM hamonrye
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->Sarah Smart as Jennifer did absolutely nothing for me. Half the time she said her lines as though [[DullSurprise she would rather be elsewhere]] and the other half she was playing a particularly stiff baddie cliché. Which I guess she was. Considering she has the pivotal role of gaining the sympathies of the audience for the Gangers, that aspect of the serial flops like a fish out of water... Isn't it a bit late to ask for Rory’s help after you have already turned into a massive tentacle headed monster and attacked him? What is all this donkey shit about [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords the eyes being the last thing to go and making sure you are asking a question into them]] – who even talks like that? Even Troi from [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek TNG]] would shy away from dismal psychobabble like that!

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-> Uther Pendragon, the king, has persecuted the sorcerers out of Camelot, and burns any he finds still within his borders. This doesn’t stop him trusting various random strangers who turn up wearing [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain long magician-robes and long magician-beards, carrying magicky-looking staffs covered in runes and zodiacal symbols]]… because he’s a doofus.
-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for-tea-74-merlin/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''{{Series/Merlin}}''

->Sarah Smart as Jennifer did absolutely nothing for me. Half the time she said her lines as though [[DullSurprise she would rather be elsewhere]] and the other half she was playing a particularly stiff baddie cliché. Which I guess she was. Considering she has the pivotal role of gaining the sympathies of the audience for the Gangers, that aspect of the serial flops like a fish out of water...was... Isn't it a bit late to ask for Rory’s help after you have already turned into a massive tentacle headed monster and attacked him? What is all this donkey shit about [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords the eyes being the last thing to go and making sure you are asking a question into them]] – who even talks like that? Even Troi from [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek TNG]] would shy away from dismal psychobabble like that!
10th Jan '16 7:27:08 PM hamonrye
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->This is another scene where Zod just doesn't come off as all that bright. Umm, here's a thought. If you knew that Tess had [[PlotCoupon the device that you REALLY REALLY wanted]], why, rather than spending all that time flirting with Lois, didn't you just find her and torture her for its location? Even Clark's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique tortured Tess for information]] this season; is that just completely out of your comfort zone, or what?... . So apparently, after Clark roasted Zod's towers Tess managed to salvage the one thing from the wreckage that Clark needs to activate the Book of Rao. Good girl, Tess. What's that, [[{{Series/Lassie}} Timmy's down a well again?]]

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->Sarah Smart as Jennifer did absolutely nothing for me. Half the time she said her lines as though [[DullSurprise she would rather be elsewhere]] and the other half she was playing a particularly stiff baddie cliché. Which I guess she was. Considering she has the pivotal role of gaining the sympathies of the audience for the Gangers, that aspect of the serial flops like a fish out of water... Isn't it a bit late to ask for Rory’s help after you have already turned into a massive tentacle headed monster and attacked him? What is all this donkey shit about [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords the eyes being the last thing to go and making sure you are asking a question into them]] – who even talks like that? Even Troi from [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek TNG]] would shy away from dismal psychobabble like that!
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-rebel-flesh-almost-people-written.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E6TheAlmostPeople}} "The Almost People"]]

->This is another scene where Zod just doesn't come off as all that bright. Umm, here's a thought. If you knew that Tess had [[PlotCoupon the device that you REALLY REALLY wanted]], why, rather than spending all that time flirting with Lois, didn't you just find her and torture her for its location? Even Clark's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique tortured Tess for information]] this season; is that just completely out of your comfort zone, or what?... . So apparently, after Clark roasted Zod's towers Tess managed to salvage the one thing from the wreckage that Clark needs to activate the Book of Rao. Good girl, Tess. What's that, [[{{Series/Lassie}} Timmy's down a well again?]]what?
19th Nov '15 9:34:29 PM Nintendoman01
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->''"You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target your ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation because of your ego!"''

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->''"You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target your my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation because of your ego!"''
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