->And so apparently the world was once again saved due to the villains being totally incompetent. Now onto weather...
-->-- '''Television set''', being watched by Dan's AuthorAvatar in the ''WebComic/ElGoonishShive'' strip ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=103 Too Tired to Care]]''

->Creator/GeneSiskel was fond of a movie cliche he called "[[ClimbingClimax The Climbing Killer Syndrome.]]" This described the mysterious compulsion that forces killers to flee upwards instead of sideways.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->'''Ru'afo:''' He's no threat.\\
'''Plinkett:''' ''(watching)'' Uhh.....hey, Ru'afo? Remember the beginning of the movie? The android has been nothing but ''[[SpannerInTheWorks the biggest problem to you ever]]''.
-->--''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia'' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->[Mickey] Rourke isn’t all that menacing, his character comes up with stupid plans, he has no real problem solving abilities, and he can’t learn [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to shut up and shoot his targets]]. Now that may be the point... that [[MilesGloriosus he believes he is the best but is utterly incompetent]] but I highly doubt that. Every fed/mob character try to play him up as the next [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Anton Chigurh]] and yet every one of his plans go completely tits up on him.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/killshot-2008-john-madden/ on]] ''{{Film/Killshot}}''

->He killed an entire club's worth of people earlier, with ''not one'' of them getting away. And now Joey's stumbling around like an idiot and he can't even get ''her!'' Come ON, Pinhead!\\\
But maybe that's because he's using electrified water and explosions instead of the very effective [[IconicItem hooks on chains]].
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/HellraiserIIIHellOnEarth''

->Poor {{DC}}. So many of the [[BloodierAndGorier scenes of death and dismemberment]] they’ve written into their books recently have just been [[{{Narm}} exercises in black comedy]]. For instance, take the death of Maxwell Lord, an event that was supposed to be a super big deal for ComicBook/WonderWoman’s future characterization and a bunch of events planned out for then-brewing ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis''. The scene as written is just fucking hilarious...Max mwa-ha-has about how she can’t keep him tied up forever ([[FridgeLogic which… actually she could]], or long enough to find another way to deal with him, but whatever), and then boasts that the only way she can ever free Superman would be to kill him. In a scene with comic timing so goddamn perfect it had to be intentional, Wonder Woman thinks this over, and then… '''[[NeckSnap *KRK*]]'''\\\
Fucking ''classic'', is what that is.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php "The 10 People Who Have Stayed Dead in Comics"]]

->'''Chris''': Magneto is super surprised that all the army guys are kitted out with plastic weapons, as though there was not a dude [[AesopAmnesia beating him with a plastic nightstick]] in the last movie. It’s almost like Ratner and the writers never actually saw ''X-Men'' 1 or 2, and just had someone describe it to them. Over the phone. While driving through a tunnel.\\
'''Matt''': [=McKellen=] looks like Bela Lugosi in an Creator/EdWood movie in these shots.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumer' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-3: X-Men United]]''

->I’m starting to feel bad for {{Thanos}}, to be honest. He has a [[PsychoticSmirk nice smile]], a [[TinTyrant neat-looking gold suit]] and a comfortable-looking [[CoolChair space chair]], but other than that, I don’t think he has a lot going for him. He’s not that handsome, smile aside, and everyone seems to hate him. Even when he pays to have people be friends with him, like Ronan the Accuser, those people wind up betraying him, too. All Thanos wants is love. (And maybe he should stop spending time with people known as 'The Accuser,' who sound very judgmental.)
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ Mike Ryan]]''', "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"

-> '''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!\\
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?\\
'''Anubis''': What?\\
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?\\
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.\\
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!\\
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!\\
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?\\
'''Anubis''': No. It's a secret.\\
'''Yami''': You're the most disappointing movie villain since [[StarWars General Grievous]].
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie]]'''

->'''Hagan:''' "[[TheDragon Ritter]] goes off to start a fire and smoke out [[FinalGirl Chris]] and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."\\
''(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)''\\
'''Hagan:''' "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."
-->-- DiamandaHagan reviewing '''TurkeyShoot'''