->''"You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation because of your ego!"''
-->'''Sly Cooper''' to [[BigBad Le Paradox]], ''VideoGame/SlyCooperThievesInTime''

->''"I've gotta learn to just do the damage and leave town. It's the 'stay-and-gloat' that gets me every time."''
-->--'''Ethan Rayne,''' ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->And so apparently the world was once again saved due to the villains being totally incompetent. Now onto weather...
-->-- '''Television set''', being watched by Dan's AuthorAvatar in the ''WebComic/ElGoonishShive'' strip ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=103 Too Tired to Care]]''

-> Yeah, he just killed thirty people without a second thought, of ''course'' he's not gonna shoot [[BigBad YOU!]]
-->-- '''[[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Film Brain]]''''s review of ''Film/{{Cobra}}''

->I don't really think he thought this one all the way through. Here's another tip: When your archnemesis is named "The Beastmaster", don't challenge him to a fight '''''[[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard IN A FUCKIN' ZOO.]]'''''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

->Funny, how some movies will seduce you into their stories while others remain at arm's length. ''{{Film/Titanic|1997}}'' was just as artificial and effects-driven as ''Hard Rain'', and yet I was spellbound. Maybe it was because the people on the doomed ship had no choice: The ''Titanic'' was sinking, and that was that.\\\
In ''Film/HardRain'', there is a bad guy (Creator/MorganFreeman) who ''has'' a choice. He wants to steal some money, but all during the film I kept wondering why he didn't just give up and head for dry ground. How much of this ordeal was he foolish enough to put up with? Water, cold, rain, electrocutions, murders, shotguns, jet-ski attacks, drownings, betrayals, collisions, leaky boats, stupid and incompetent partners, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and your fingertips shrivel up]]. Is it worth it?
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->'''Ru'afo:''' He's no threat.\\
'''Plinkett:''' ''(watching)'' Uhh... hey, Ru'afo? Remember the beginning of the movie? The android has been nothing but ''[[SpannerInTheWorks the biggest problem to you ever]]''.
-->--''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia'' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->[Mickey] Rourke isnít all that menacing, his character comes up with stupid plans, he has no real problem solving abilities, and he canít learn [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to shut up and shoot his targets]]. Now that may be the point... that [[HarmlessVillain he believes he is the best but is utterly incompetent]] but I highly doubt that. Every fed/mob character try to play him up as the next [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Anton Chigurh]] and yet every one of his plans go completely tits up on him.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/killshot-2008-john-madden/ on]] ''{{Film/Killshot}}''

->He killed an entire club's worth of people earlier, with ''not one'' of them getting away. And now Joey's stumbling around like an idiot and he can't even get ''her!'' Come ON, Pinhead!\\\
But maybe that's because he's using electrified water and explosions instead of the very effective [[IconicItem hooks on chains]].
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/HellraiserIIIHellOnEarth''

->'''Chris''': Magneto is super surprised that all the army guys are kitted out with plastic weapons, as though there was not a dude [[AesopAmnesia beating him with a plastic nightstick]] in the last movie. Itís almost like Ratner and the writers never actually saw ''X-Men'' 1 or 2, and just had someone describe it to them. Over the phone. While driving through a tunnel.\\
'''Matt''': [=McKellen=] looks like Bela Lugosi in an Creator/EdWood movie in these shots.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumer''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-two/ on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand''

-> Uther Pendragon, the king, has persecuted the sorcerers out of Camelot, and burns any he finds still within his borders. This doesnít stop him trusting various random strangers who turn up wearing [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain long magician-robes and long magician-beards, carrying magicky-looking staffs covered in runes and zodiacal symbols]]Ö because heís a doofus.
-->-- '''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for-tea-74-merlin/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''{{Series/Merlin}}''

->Sarah Smart as Jennifer did absolutely nothing for me. Half the time she said her lines as though [[DullSurprise she would rather be elsewhere]] and the other half she was playing a particularly stiff baddie cliché. Which I guess she was... Isn't it a bit late to ask for Roryís help after you have already turned into a massive tentacle headed monster and attacked him? What is all this donkey shit about [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords the eyes being the last thing to go and making sure you are asking a question into them]] Ė who even talks like that? Even Troi from [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek TNG]] would shy away from dismal psychobabble like that!
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-rebel-flesh-almost-people-written.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E6TheAlmostPeople}} "The Almost People"]]

->Iím starting to feel bad for ComicBook/{{Thanos}}, to be honest. He has a [[PsychoticSmirk nice smile]], a [[TinTyrant neat-looking gold suit]] and a comfortable-looking [[CoolChair space chair]], but other than that, I donít think he has a lot going for him. Heís not that handsome, smile aside, and everyone seems to hate him. Even when he pays to have people be friends with him, like Ronan the Accuser, those people wind up betraying him, too. All Thanos wants is love. (And maybe he should stop spending time with people known as 'The Accuser,' who sound very judgmental.)
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ Mike Ryan]]''', "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"

->'''Hagan:''' "[[TheDragon Ritter]] goes off to start a fire and smoke out [[FinalGirl Chris]] and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."\\
''(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)''\\
'''Hagan:''' "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."
-->-- WebVideo/DiamandaHagan reviewing '''Film/TurkeyShoot'''

->''I don't mean to be mean [-[[CausticCritic (except I actually do)]]-], but if you have the ability to [[ShockAndAwe shoot lightning]] and [[{{Technopath}} manipulate technology whenever you want to]], why isn't [the Phantom Virus]'' '''''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim doing it all the time]]'''''''?!''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', on the [[BigBad Phantom Virus]] from ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndTheCyberChase''

->'''Hau''': So, uh, [[spoiler: Mr. Faba]], do you have the key to the [[spoiler: president]]'s rooms?\\
'''[[spoiler: Faba]]''': Indeed! I have it right here.\\
'''Hau''': So... if you'd just stayed hidden, we would've been stuck here anyway, right?\\
'''[[spoiler: Faba]]''': '''[[OhCrap What?!]]'''
-->-- ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''