History Quotes / VasquezAlwaysDies

MichelleRodriguez's closet is filled wall to wall with nothing but black tank tops.\\

-->--'''Mona Sax'''[='=]s dying words, ''VideoGame/MaxPayne 2: The Fall of Max Payne''

->''"Superhero comics are often seen as the purest form of escapism. In them, men can fly and fight and do heroic things and meet girls and have a secret identity—you know, all the stuff men secretly want to do. Women…not so much. In fact, outside of comic books specifically written for women, female characters in superhero books have a pretty tough time of it... Note: If it's not a superhero book, it's not in here. Otherwise most of this list would be all R. Crumb and ''SinCity'' comics."''
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/06/the_10_worst_women_in_refridgerators_ie_cases_of_v.php Topless Robot]]'''''

->''"God, I feel like such a {{damsel in distress}}."''

->''"As I played through ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'', I learned a lot of things about the Old West. Irrelevant things [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential since I shot them all]], but one theme remained strangely constant as I played: The West hated women... The female characters in ''Red Dead Redemption'' are only there to nag and complain before a passing murderer uses her as a knife storage."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]

->''"The only time female antiheroes are allowed any kind of happy ending or redemption is through affection and loyalty towards the male target of their seduction, AKA the Catwoman archetype. It doesn’t matter how justified your intentions might have been, these movies tell women, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop if you don’t stick by your man, you deserve no mercy.]]\\\
The problem with this traditional approach to female antiheroes is the implication that, unlike men, women have no middle ground to their morality. {{Femme fatale}}s, no matter how sympathetic their backstories are, are treated no differently by their narratives than an outright villainess. Women in movies must be completely virtuous, and anything less than that makes them the scum of the earth. It’s the screenwriter’s equivalent of a virgin/whore complex."''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/XMen_Days_of_Future_Past_Mystique_Female_Antihero.aspx "Mystique is now a female antihero we can root for"]]

-> '''Hudson:''' "Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"\\
'''Vasquez:''' "No. Have you?"
-->-- ''Film/{{Aliens}}''

Michelle Rodriguez has a nasty habit of [[ChronicallyKilledActor getting herself killed all the time.]]''\\
--''Website/{{Cracked}}''

->-- ''[[Film/{{Alien}} Aliens]]''

Michelle Rodriguez has a nasty habit of getting herself killed all the time.''\\

--''{{Cracked}}''

Michelle Rodriguez's closet is filled wall to wall with nothing but black tank tops.\\

-> '''Just The Facts'''

* Michelle Rodriguez's closet is filled wall to wall with nothing but black tank tops.
* Michelle Rodriguez is always a cop. Except when she's a Marine.
* Michelle Rodriguez has a nasty habit of getting herself killed all the time.

--> -- [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-6301-michelle-rodriguez/#ixzz13DYKyLi9 Cracked]]

'''Just The Facts'''

--[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-6301-michelle-rodriguez/#ixzz13DYKyLi9 Cracked]]