->''"God. I turned out to be such a {{damsel in distress}}."''
-->--'''Mona Sax'''[='=]s dying words, ''VideoGame/MaxPayne2TheFallOfMaxPayne''

->''Just The Facts\\
Creator/MichelleRodriguez's closet is filled wall to wall with nothing but black tank tops.\\
Michelle Rodriguez is always a cop. Except when she's a Marine.\\
Michelle Rodriguez has a nasty habit of [[ChronicallyKilledActor getting herself killed all the time.]]''
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}''