History Quotes / VERBALTIC

-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on Kevin Trudeau

-->-- '''Bug''' from ''ComicBook/{{Micronauts}}'', on [[ComicBook/TheWasp Wasp]]

->Kevin Trudeau is an author, [[ConMan a two-time convicted felon]], and keeper of information that '''''THEY''''' don't want you to know. He is a shiny-chinned TV star who has appeared in numerous infomercials where he employs his talent as a silver-tongued operator of bullshit, teasing the viewer with bits and pieces of information that '''''THEY''''' don't want you to know; if you pay him money, he will reveal these "secrets", which usually amount to no more than common conspiracy theories and alternative medicine indoctrination, both of which help [[MonsterProtectionRacket set a sucker up for further exploitation]]... He compulsively uses the words "absolutely", "positively", "categorically", and "100%" a lot, absolutely positively 100% categorically [[{{Doublespeak}} fattening up his books with those words]] at the expense of actual content.\\\

-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''

->Prinny Rule No. 1! A Prinny must include the word "dood" in every line they say!
-->--'''Valvatorez''', ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea 4| A Promise Unforgotten}}''

-->--'''One of Seraphina's Prinnies''', ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea 5}}'', [[spoiler:before they get rekt by a lone Toto Bunny Prinny]]

--> -- '''David Kaye''', ''ThisIsWonderland''

-->--'''One of Seraphina's Prinnies'', ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea5}}'', [[spoiler:before they get rekt by a lone Toto Bunny Prinny]]

->Kevin Trudeau is an author, [[ConMan a two-time convicted felon]], and keeper of information that '''''THEY''''' don't want you to know. He is a shiny-chinned TV star who has appeared in numerous infomercials where he employs his talent as a silver-tongued operator of bullshit, teasing the viewer with bits and pieces of information that '''''THEY''''' don't want you to know; if you pay him money, he will reveal these "secrets", which usually amount to no more than common conspiracy theories and alternative medicine indoctrination, both of which help [[MonsterProtectionRacket set a sucker up for further exploitation]]... He compulsively uses the words "absolutely", "positively", "categorically", and "100%" a lot, absolutely positively 100% categorically fattening up his books with those words at the expense of actual content.\\\

'''Bakura''': You're doing it right now!\\

->Lets start things off with Jimmy Savile OBE’s -- this is pre-knighthood -- 1974 opus ''Love is An Uphill Thing''. Not until Creator/RussellBrand’s ''Booky Wook'' did a book so capture the voice of its (supposed) author. The whole thing is full of ''“says I”'' or third person, ''“Says [[ThirdPersonPerson Jim]],”'' and people often ''“[[YeOldeButcheredEnglishe spaketh he,]]”'' instead of just speaking. Jim’s also quite fond of the phrase ''“on the morrow”..."''

->Kevin Trudeau is an author, [[ConMan a two-time convicted felon]], and keeper of information that '''''they''''' don't want you to know. He is a shiny-chinned TV star who has appeared in numerous infomercials where he employs his talent as a silver-tongued operator of bullshit, teasing the viewer with bits and pieces of information that '''''they''''' don't want you to know; if you pay him money, he will reveal these "secrets", which usually amount to no more than common conspiracy theories and alternative medicine indoctrination, both of which help [[MonsterProtectionRacket set a sucker up for further exploitation]]... He compulsively uses the words "absolutely", "positively", "categorically", and "100%" a lot, absolutely positively 100% categorically fattening up his books with those words at the expense of actual content.\\\

->''"Lets start things off with Jimmy Savile OBE’s – this is pre-knighthood – 1974 opus ''Love is An Uphill Thing''. Not until RussellBrand’s ''Booky Wook'' did a book so capture the voice of its (supposed) author. The whole thing is full of “says I” or third person, “Says [[ThirdPersonPerson Jim]],” and people often “spaketh he,” instead of just speaking. Jim’s also quite fond of the phrase “on the morrow”..."''

->''"Oh, it's just an endearing little quirk of hers. I'm sure we'll all get used to it."''

->'''Joey''': Hey, Bakura, something's been bugging me. How in the heck did you manage to win six locator cards in a single duel?
->'''Bakura''': I don't know, how come you're always making that stupid "nyeh" sound?
->'''Joey''': Nyeh, what stupid "nyeh" sound?
->'''Bakura''': The one you just made.
->'''Joey''': Nyeh, what're you talking about, nyeh?
->'''Bakura''': You're doing it right now!
->'''Joey''': I don't get it, what noise? Nyeeee-
->'''Bakura''': ''The one that's coming out of your mouth at this very moment!''
->'''Joey''' -eeeh, but I can't hear anything! Nyeee-''["sings" the opening theme song with the "nyeh" sound]''-eeeeh I still don't hear anything.

->''"Prinny Rule No. 1! A Prinny must include the word "dood" in every line they say!"''

-->--''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-->-- '''Sunohara Youhei''', ''{{CLANNAD}}''

-->-- Sunohara Youhei, ''{{CLANNAD}}''

->''"I can't keep doing it! Just adding [='=]''and a toilet seat cover''[='=] at the end ruins any kind of serious talk!"

->Prinny Rule No. 1! A Prinny must include the word "dood" in every line they say!

->'''Valvatorez''': Prinny Rule No. 1! A Prinny must include the word "dood" in every line they say!
-->--''VideoGame/{{Disgaea 4| A Promise Unforgotten}}''

-->--''{{Disgaea 4}}''

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->'''Joey''' Nyeh, what're you talking about, nyeh?

->'''Joey''' I don't get it, what noise, nyeeee-

->'''Joey''' -eeeh, but I can't hear anything, nyeee-''["sings" the opening theme song with the "nyeh" sound]''-eeeeh I still don't hear anything.

->'''Bakura''': ''Will you stop saying "nyeh"? It's very annoying.''
->'''Joey''': ''What are you talking about? Nyeh.''
->'''Bakura''': ''There, you just did it.''
->'''Joey''': ''Nyeh. I don't hear anything. *proceeds to "sing" the show's theme song with his verbal tic*''