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The third character is [[TheChick The Girl]]. You know, ''girls''? Those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms and spray stingy liquid in your face. If you don't know much about girls, because your conversations with them don't last for more than a few minutes before the police are called, just use your mum as a frame of reference, characterizing the female as a disapproving, eye-rolling nanny who tolerantly wipes up the whoopsies of the idiot man-children and chastises them with the occasional spanking. And since your ego should be swelling nicely by this point, she should also become the main character's girlfriend somehow."

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The third character is [[TheChick [[TheSmurfettePrinciple The Girl]]. You know, ''girls''? Those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms and spray stingy liquid in your face. If you don't know much about girls, because your conversations with them don't last for more than a few minutes before the police are called, just use your mum as a frame of reference, characterizing the female as a disapproving, eye-rolling nanny who tolerantly wipes up the whoopsies of the idiot man-children and chastises them with the occasional spanking. And since your ego should be swelling nicely by this point, she should also become the main character's girlfriend somehow."
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->'''Casey:''' Look, [[RookieRedRanger I know you've been doing this longer than me]], but trust me, I'm not out to steal your thunder.
->'''Theo:''' No, you're just trying to steal my best friend!
->'''Casey:''' That is ''ridiculous''.
->'''Theo:''' Oh, don't deny it. You and Lily -
->'''Lily:''' HEY! As long as you're talking about me, let me join in. Casey, I don't care how long you were at the Academy, you're a member of our team and we need you to work ''with us'' on the battlefield. Theo, we have got a bond that will last a lifetime. Got it? Good. And Casey's my friend, too. A new friend. I mean, ''come on'', guys. We're in charge in protecting the world here. This isn't the prom. Work it out.
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersJungleFury''
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->''The next thing you need to do is create your main character. And since it's important to write what you know, the main character will obviously be ''you''. But while ''you'' are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be [[HerCodenameWasMarySue a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone even while he's setting their dog on fire]].\\

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->''The ->"The next thing you need to do is create your main character. And since it's important to write what you know, the main character will obviously be ''you''. But while ''you'' are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be [[HerCodenameWasMarySue a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone even while he's setting their dog on fire]].\\



The third character is [[TheChick The Girl]]. You know, ''girls''? Those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms and spray stingy liquid in your face. If you don't know much about girls, because your conversations with them don't last for more than a few minutes before the police are called, just use your mum as a frame of reference, characterizing the female as a disapproving, eye-rolling nanny who tolerantly wipes up the whoopsies of the idiot man-children and chastises them with the occasional spanking. And since your ego should be swelling nicely by this point, she should also become the main character's girlfriend somehow.''

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The third character is [[TheChick The Girl]]. You know, ''girls''? Those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms and spray stingy liquid in your face. If you don't know much about girls, because your conversations with them don't last for more than a few minutes before the police are called, just use your mum as a frame of reference, characterizing the female as a disapproving, eye-rolling nanny who tolerantly wipes up the whoopsies of the idiot man-children and chastises them with the occasional spanking. And since your ego should be swelling nicely by this point, she should also become the main character's girlfriend somehow.''"
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->''The next thing you need to do is create your main character. And since it's important to write what you know, the main character will obviously be ''you''. But while ''you'' are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be [[HerCodenameWasMarySue a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone even while he's setting their dog on fire]].\\
The secondary character is the {{straight man}} whose job it is to play comic foil to the other character's bullshit and inexplicably tolerate his behavior, when any sane person would be checking the Rooms To Rent pages with one hand and slamming the idiot's face in a drawer with the other.\\
The third character is [[TheChick The Girl]]. You know, ''girls''? Those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms and spray stingy liquid in your face. If you don't know much about girls, because your conversations with them don't last for more than a few minutes before the police are called, just use your mum as a frame of reference, characterizing the female as a disapproving, eye-rolling nanny who tolerantly wipes up the whoopsies of the idiot man-children and chastises them with the occasional spanking. And since your ego should be swelling nicely by this point, she should also become the main character's girlfriend somehow.''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on webcomics
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-->-- ''{{Community}}''

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-->-- ''{{Community}}''
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'''Mariah''': ... We need to get something straight here. This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me. ''[Troy and Abed high five]'' But -- I don't ''know'' either one of you.\\

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'''Mariah''': ... We need to get something straight here. This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me. ''[Troy and Abed high five]'' five without making eye contact]'' But -- I don't ''know'' either one of you.\\

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