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->Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees; hypocrites all! You are like whited sepulchers, all clean and bare without, but within, full of dead men's bones and all corruption! Blind guides! You strain at a gnat and swallow a camel!
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}''', ''Series/JesusOfNazareth''

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->Woe unto ->“Woe to you, scribes teachers of the law and Pharisees; hypocrites all! Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whited sepulchers, all clean give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and bare without, but within, full cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of dead men's bones the law—justice, mercy and all corruption! Blind faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind guides! You strain at out a gnat and but swallow a camel!
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“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean.

“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}''', ''Series/JesusOfNazareth''
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->You get scolded, feel guilty...you swear to keep blood off your hands and good in your heart. You fall for a taunt, get angry...now it's no mercy, good's worth a sacrifice. You're bitter, you let a petty grudge keep you from aid and an old ally. You're prideful, you enshrine shallow reason, ignore warnings and consequences, unleash our darkest secret on two children- They'll ask questions, Richard! You're SCARED, you cling to SAFE SOLUTIONS, knock on locked doors you should be KICKING DOWN! You're LONELY, you start a SCHOOL CLUB, you start a FAKE LIFE in a DOOMED TOWN! I was TOO LENIENT. Your emotions don't DISTRACT you. They RULE you, pull you EVERY DIRECTION but FORWARD. You're the same trembling, terrified boy I fished out of the lake thirteen years ago, THAT'S your PROBLEM!! ''[beat]'' ...Prove me wrong.
-->-- '''Lucifer''' to '''Richard Spender''', ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}''

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->You ->Do you want to know what your problem is? You get scolded, feel guilty...you swear to keep blood off your hands and good in your heart. You fall for a taunt, get you're angry...now it's no mercy, good's worth a sacrifice. You're bitter, you let a petty grudge keep you from aid and an old ally. You're prideful, you enshrine shallow reason, ignore warnings and consequences, unleash our darkest secret on two children- They'll ask questions, Richard! You're SCARED, you cling to SAFE SOLUTIONS, knock on locked doors you should be KICKING DOWN! You're LONELY, you start a SCHOOL CLUB, you start a FAKE LIFE LIFE, you live a FAKE PEACE in a DOOMED TOWN! I was TOO LENIENT. Your emotions don't DISTRACT you. They RULE you, pull you EVERY DIRECTION but FORWARD. You're the same trembling, terrified boy I fished out of the lake thirteen years ago, THAT'S your PROBLEM!! ''[beat]'' ...Prove me wrong.
-->-- '''Lucifer''' to '''Richard Spender''', ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}''
''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-90 Chapter 5 Page 90]]-[[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-91-92 91]]
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''(Audrey is left in StunnedSilence with a JawDrop)''\\

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''(Audrey ''[Audrey is left in StunnedSilence with a JawDrop)''\\JawDrop]''\\
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->'''Zoé:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why don't you love us, Mom?]]\\
'''Audrey:''' '''Buh--!''' Of course I l-love you! [[BlatantLies I just... show it in different ways.]]\\
'''Zoé:''' Like, ''[[MaliciousMisnaming not remembering our names]]?''\\
'''Audrey:''' I--I remember '''exceptional--'''\\
'''Zoé:''' Oh, what does being "exceptional" even '''mean''', Mom? Having talent? Or just being an '''ass?'''\\
''(Audrey is left in StunnedSilence with a JawDrop)''\\
'''Zoé:''' Chloé's ruined her '''whole life''' by [[IrritationIsTheSincerestFormOfFlattery trying to emulate your "exceptional" example,]] [[AllForNothing and for what?]] [[FantasticallyIndifferent You don't even care!]] Well, '''I'm''' done following your example! I'm not leaving Chloé alone just because it'd be more convenient. But go ahead and fly off like the [[SarcasmMode "exceptional"]] parent you've always been.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ScarletLady''
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-> The reality of a civil war today would be horrific, but these people salivate over the prospect like dogs because they want nothing more than to satisfy their need for voyeuristic masochism against "the chuds" (aka, everyone who isn't them). It's all just a game to them, a simulation to watch from the safety of their pods, a Netflix "yasss kweeeen" story of plucky diverse girl bosses killing cartoon fascists, a Marvel-ized caricature of conflict where they think of themselves as the forever protagonists. They have no grip on the realities of war and the devastation it causes, especially in the modern era (think [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aleppo_(2012%E2%80%932016) Aleppo]], not [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCivilWar Gettysburg]]). Everything liberals do is rehashing their own internal resentments and hatred of normal people, everything is about their own inflated ego and pride, everything is about their petty need to elevate themselves over others, everything goes back to whichever one of their favorite fanfictions of the past makes them feel the most smug and superior over you. They bray for your blood behind a screen because it's the easiest way for them to live out their fantasies of revenge porn against you. They sit around dreaming of launching nukes against Appalachia and sending bombing runs against rural Iowa because their minds are incapable of formulating the idea of consequences at all, let alone in a scenario as devastating as a civil war would be. This week has been incredibly revealing. They are just itching to eradicate you. Remember this moment.
-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/vagrantwires Vagrant of Rhodes]]''' responding to a leftist [[https://twitter.com/vagrantwires/status/1751222848054558829 calling for civil war]].
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-> The reality of a civil war today would be horrific, but these people salivate over the prospect like dogs because they want nothing more than to satisfy their need for voyeuristic masochism against "the chuds" (aka, everyone who isn't them). It's all just a game to them, a simulation to watch from the safety of their pods, a Netflix "yasss kweeeen" story of plucky diverse girl bosses killing cartoon fascists, a Marvel-ized caricature of conflict where they think of themselves as the forever protagonists. They have no grip on the realities of war and the devastation it causes, especially in the modern era (think [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aleppo_(2012%E2%80%932016) Aleppo]], not [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCivilWar Gettysburg]]). Everything liberals do is rehashing their own internal resentments and hatred of normal people, everything is about their own inflated ego and pride, everything is about their petty need to elevate themselves over others, everything goes back to whichever one of their favorite fanfictions of the past makes them feel the most smug and superior over you. They bray for your blood behind a screen because it's the easiest way for them to live out their fantasies of revenge porn against you. They sit around dreaming of launching nukes against Appalachia and sending bombing runs against rural Iowa because their minds are incapable of formulating the idea of consequences at all, let alone in a scenario as devastating as a civil war would be. This week has been incredibly revealing. They are just itching to eradicate you. Remember this moment.
-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/vagrantwires Vagrant of Rhodes]]''' responding to a leftist [[https://twitter.com/vagrantwires/status/1751222848054558829 calling for civil war]].
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->'''Angron''': What would you know of struggle, Perfect Son? When have you fought against the [[BodyHorror mutilation of your mind]]? when have you had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armour? ''[...]'' The people of your world named you Great One. The people of mine called me Slave. Which one of us landed on a paradise of civilisation to be raised by a foster father, Roboute? Which one of us was given armies to lead after training in the halls of the Macraggian high-riders? Which one of us inherited a strong, cultured kingdom? And which one of us had to [[GladiatorRevolt rise up against a kingdom with nothing but a horde of starving slaves]]? Which one of us was a child enslaved on a world of monsters, with his brain cut up by carving knives? Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Do you even know the meaning of those words?]] Courage is fighting the kingdom which enslaves you, no matter that their armies outnumber yours by ten-thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyrant when all others suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of honour.
->'''Guilliman''': You’re still a slave, Angron. [[NeverMyFault Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper.]]
-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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'''Todd:''' No! I'm literally a '''mutant''' because of the two of you! ''(Slaps Red)'' You're a horrible dad! ''(Slaps Ralphie)'' And you're the worst Pokémon Trainer I've ever seen!

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'''Todd:''' No! ''[[BigNo NO]]! I'm literally a '''mutant''' because of the two of you! you!'' ''(Slaps Red)'' You're a horrible dad! ''(Slaps Ralphie)'' And you're the worst Pokémon Trainer I've ever '''''ever''''' seen!
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'''Miguel:''' ''Everywhere'' you go, you're an anomaly! You're the ''original'' anomaly! The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! [[ForWantOfANail There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit]] ''[[ForWantOfANail you]]'' [[ForWantOfANail instead!]] You're not supposed to be Spider-Man!\\

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'''Miguel:''' ''Everywhere'' you go, you're an anomaly! You're the ''original'' anomaly! The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! [[ForWantOfANail There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit]] ''[[ForWantOfANail you]]'' [[ForWantOfANail instead!]] bit YOU instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man!\\
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanHush''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanHush''
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->'''Adachi:''' Y'know, that's what makes you kids so annoying. A grown-up goes and tells you the truth, and all you do is ignore it.\\

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->'''Adachi:''' ->'''The Killer:''' Y'know, that's what makes you kids so annoying. A grown-up goes and tells you the truth, and all you do is ignore it.\\



'''Adachi:''' ''Really...?''\\

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'''Adachi:''' '''The Killer:''' ''Really...?''\\



'''Adachi:''' You're kids! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!\\

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'''Adachi:''' '''The Killer:''' You're kids! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!\\



'''Adachi:''' '''''SHUT UP!!!'''''\\

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'''Adachi:''' '''The Killer:''' '''''SHUT UP!!!'''''\\



'''Adachi:''' SHUT UP! '''''SHUT THE HELL UP!!!'''''...I'll kill you...I'll kill you...I'LL KILL YOU JUST LIKE I DID EVERYONE ELSE!!!

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'''Adachi:''' '''The Killer:''' SHUT UP! '''''SHUT THE HELL UP!!!'''''...I'll kill you...I'll kill you...I'LL KILL YOU JUST LIKE I DID EVERYONE ELSE!!!
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->No. You are just a murderer. And this notebook here is the worst murder weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person, and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone you would have been surprised and scared of what happened, and regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again]]. To speak of extremes...[[EvilCannotComprehendGood I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal]]. But you have yielded to the power of the notebook and Shinigami and have [[AGodIAm confused yourself with a god]]. You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more. And nothing less.

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->No. You are just a murderer. And this notebook here is the worst murder weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person, and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone you would have been surprised and scared of what happened, and regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again]]. To speak of extremes...[[EvilCannotComprehendGood I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal]]. But you have yielded to the power of the notebook and Shinigami and have [[AGodIAm [[AGodAmI confused yourself with a god]]. You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more. And nothing less.
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->'''Klefan Opus:''' The Galaxy needs you. After we rescue Charlin and take care of this Jakadis fellow, we will go into hiding and-
->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[LittleNo No.]] ''[Klefan goes still]'' [[RedemptionRejection No. Why go into hiding when I have found my rightful purpose?]] If I am the sion of my mother's hopes, then why should she want me to return to the Jedi Order [[FailureHero that failed both of us and the Galaxy?]] I have chosen to free my hearts and soul from the shackles that have held me down for so long. I refuse to bury the parts of myself that I love best. My mother wasn't weak and fragile, she was just unwilling to allow you to hobble and oppress her. In the end, she wanted to be free of the Jedi and so she chose her own freedom. I lived too long under those strict edicts, always feeling like a different animal entirely. Repressing my true powers so that you would find me ''acceptable'' and ''palatable''. ''[snorts]'' What a waste of a life.
->'''Klefan Opus:''' Iskat, the Dark Side has lied to you. You must not give way to your anger-
->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting SILENCE!]] I will not take orders from those who have never felt this pain, who have never made any real sacrifice or been sent out to die! You with your slavish devotions to platitudes, you sat in the [Jedi] Temple meditating while the Jedi ordered us about like holo chess pieces. While they let the [Clone Wars] drag out, slaughtering millions, murdering their own, just to further weaken the Republic so it would be primed for their attack. You went to Geonosis, but stayed out of the arena.
->'''Klefan Opus:''' [[JustFollowingOrders We were under orders.]]
->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course you were. You were just doing what you were told, weren't you?]] People like you, cowards like you, you destroy because you never agress. You kill with your false hope and impotent strategies. [[MurderByInaction Entire populations died because the Jedi Order chose to wait and see]], because you sent your warriors to the planets with the loudest Senators instead of the loudest screams. Because you wouldn't [[TheNeedsOfTheMany sacrifice one to save millions]]. You tell yourselves you're the defenders of the weak, the peacekeepers of all, [[DoomMagnet but you only bring heartbreak, death, and betrayal wherever you go.]] ''[[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger Points at Klefan]]]'' If you've done better by my mother, she'd still be here. Maybe she would've been the [Jedi] Master I deserved.
->'''Klefan Opus:''' Iskat, this isn't you, this is the Dark Side talking, the sinister cloying energies of this place.
->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[TranquilFury I will no longer give power to those who would diminish me.]]
-->-- ''Literature/StarWarsInquisitorRiseOfTheRedBlade''
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->I bet you thought you were gonna do some pest control! Or ghost exterminations like in some make-believe story! You came to Shibuya with half-assed determination, didn't ya?! How naive, you stupid brat! This is war! Not a battle to fix what's wrong! But a clash of truths! You and your fragile justice! You are me, Yuji Itadori! I kill without a second thought just like how you save people without a second thought! The instincts of a curse against the so-called dignity obtained by human reason! It's a battle to determine who will be left standing in a 100 years! How the hell did you think you were gonna beat me when you don't even realize that?
-->-- '''Mahito''' to '''Yuji Itadori'''. ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen''
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->'''Jack Kennedy''': Dave. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! You're a fucking IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fuckin'- I've been operating a functioning business for 5 months and actively avoiding you the entire time! I LITERALLY BAILED WHEN I SAW YOU IN THAT ROTTING PIZZERIA. UGH, GOD. YOU REEK. I don't want you in here! UGH, GO TAKE A BATH, STINKY. Go on, if you're gonna break into my house and use my possessions, at least TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR, CHRIST. (...) Right, Dave! I hated ''WORKING'' at Freddy's! I hated coming into work, hungover, and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit for six hours a day! I hated being bitten by dysfunctional, haunted robots! I hated having to look Matt in the eyes every single goddamned day, and pretend that I DIDN'T possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off, so I wouldn't have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. Y'know what I love? COMING TO THE RESTAURANT THAT I OWN, AT NOON, HUNGOVER- DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL, HAUNTED ASS ROBOTS OUT OF THE TRASH, WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS! Yelling at ''my'' Phone-headed employee- -forcing some other poor fucker to wear the bear suit for once- You think any of this was because I LOVED Freddy's, or loved YOU? YOU'RE A LOSER, DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago, Dave! MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. Get another fat iguana, call it Henry, and GET AN APARTMENT OR SOME SHIT. Do crack in an alley or some shit, I don't care! Just stop sleeping in my trash! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH. Go lay down in the ground and become a skeleton, dummy! Holy fuck, I'm trying to run a business here- I MAKE THE MONEY, DAVE. I ROLL THE NICKELS. I DEAL THE CARDS. THE GAME IS MINE. NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT.

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->'''Jack Kennedy''': Dave.->Dave. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! You're a fucking IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fuckin'- I've been operating a functioning business for 5 months and actively avoiding you the entire time! I LITERALLY BAILED WHEN I SAW YOU IN THAT ROTTING PIZZERIA. UGH, GOD. YOU REEK. I don't want you in here! UGH, GO TAKE A BATH, STINKY. Go on, if you're gonna break into my house and use my possessions, at least TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR, CHRIST. (...) Right, Dave! I hated ''WORKING'' at Freddy's! I hated coming into work, hungover, and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit for six hours a day! I hated being bitten by dysfunctional, haunted robots! I hated having to look Matt in the eyes every single goddamned day, and pretend that I DIDN'T possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off, so I wouldn't have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. Y'know what I love? COMING TO THE RESTAURANT THAT I OWN, AT NOON, HUNGOVER- DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL, HAUNTED ASS ROBOTS OUT OF THE TRASH, WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS! Yelling at ''my'' Phone-headed employee- -forcing some other poor fucker to wear the bear suit for once- You think any of this was because I LOVED Freddy's, or loved YOU? YOU'RE A LOSER, DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago, Dave! MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. Get another fat iguana, call it Henry, and GET AN APARTMENT OR SOME SHIT. Do crack in an alley or some shit, I don't care! Just stop sleeping in my trash! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH. Go lay down in the ground and become a skeleton, dummy! Holy fuck, I'm trying to run a business here- I MAKE THE MONEY, DAVE. I ROLL THE NICKELS. I DEAL THE CARDS. THE GAME IS MINE. NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT.

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->'''Jack Kennedy''': Dave. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! You're a fucking IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fuckin'- I've been operating a functioning business for 5 months and actively avoiding you the entire time! I LITERALLY BAILED WHEN I SAW YOU IN THAT ROTTING PIZZERIA. UGH, GOD. YOU REEK. I don't want you in here! UGH, GO TAKE A BATH, STINKY. Go on, if you're gonna break into my house and use my possessions, at least TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR, CHRIST. (...) Right, Dave! I hated ''WORKING'' at Freddy's! I hated coming into work, hungover, and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit for six hours a day! I hated being bitten by dysfunctional, haunted robots! I hated having to look Matt in the eyes every single goddamned day, and pretend that I DIDN'T possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off, so I wouldn't have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. Y'know what I love? COMING TO THE RESTAURANT THAT I OWN, AT NOON, HUNGOVER- DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL, HAUNTED ASS ROBOTS OUT OF THE TRASH, WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS! Yelling at ''my'' Phone-headed employee- -forcing some other poor fucker to wear the bear suit for once- You think any of this was because I LOVED Freddy's, or loved YOU? YOU'RE A LOSER, DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago, Dave! MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. Get another fat iguana, call it Henry, and GET AN APARTMENT OR SOME SHIT. Do crack in an alley or some shit, I don't care! Just stop sleeping in my trash! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH. Go lay down in the ground and become a skeleton, dummy! Holy fuck, I'm trying to run a business here- I MAKE THE MONEY, DAVE. I ROLL THE NICKELS. I DEAL THE CARDS. THE GAME IS MINE. NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT.
-->--'''Jack Kennedy''' to '''[=DaveTrap=]''' during the Neutral Ending, ''VisualNovel/DayshiftAtFreddys 3''



-->-— '''Archer''' to '''Shirou''', ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Unlimited Blade Works]]''

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->'''Kurt Angle''': Hey Edge, Don't you have something to say to me? I mean I recall you saying last week that my true color was yellow, I'll bet you someone's feeling pretty foolish right now aren't they. Well, you know what [[DudeWheresMyRespect how about a thank you]], a thank you for saving your job for starters.
->'''Edge''': Hey Kurt, a little news flash, you see these two titles, two more than you have, they signify me saving my own job and to quote a popular song "I think I know you" and I think you put yourself in a "no lose" situtation. I mean, I know you're in with Vince Mcmahon, but who's to say you aren't playing both sides. [[XanatosGambit If you win for the Alliance, you're a hero, you save your job and hey if you get beat, you just come back and save the day once again you're a hero.]] Well Kurt, I do know you and I know you did what you did for one person and one person only: Kurt Angle.
-->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', November 19, 2001
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->No. You are just a murderer. And this notebook here is the worst murder weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person, and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what happened, and regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes...I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you have yielded to the power of the notebook and Shinigami and have confused yourself with a god. You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more. And nothing less.

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->No. You are just a murderer. And this notebook here is the worst murder weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person, and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone you would have been surprised and scared of what happened, and regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again.again]]. To speak of extremes...[[EvilCannotComprehendGood I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. normal]]. But you have yielded to the power of the notebook and Shinigami and have [[AGodIAm confused yourself with a god.god]]. You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more. And nothing less.
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->''"Oh, for the love of good writing! JP, your reboot is a disaster from beginning to end! It meanders relentlessly, the pacing is somehow too fast AND too slow, there are pointless cameos EVERYWHERE, the art is inconsistent, the voice acting is mediocre, the script is a wreak, the symbolism is far too on the nose, and the dialog is BAD! This video has NO redeeming features whatsoever and it’s meta-commentary does not excuse its shortcomings! This ENTIRE thing is basically your original reboot video but'' '''''WORSE IN EVERY WAY!"'''''
-->--'''Inner Critic,''' ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'', REBOOTS REBOOTED

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'''Frollo:''' [[SilenceYouFool SILENCE]]!\\
'''Esmerelda:''' ''[raises fist]'' JUSTICE!\\
'''Frollo:''' Mark my words, gypsy: you will pay for this insolence.\\
'''Esmerelda:''' Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool. The only fool ''I'' see... ''is YOU!''

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'''Frollo:''' [[SilenceYouFool SILENCE]]!\\
SILENCE!]]\\
'''Esmerelda:''' ''[raises fist]'' JUSTICE!\\
[[ShutUpHannibal JUSTICE!]]\\
'''Frollo:''' Mark my words, gypsy: gypsy; you will pay for this insolence.\\
'''Esmerelda:''' Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool. The only fool ''I'' see... ''is YOU!''is ''you!''



->'''Frollo:''' (''[[OhCrap stammering]]'') N-now... now, listen to me, Quasimodo-!\\
'''Quasimodo:''' (''furiously'') [[CallingTheOldManOut NO!]] ''[[CallingTheOldManOut YOU]]'' [[CallingTheOldManOut LISTEN!]] All my life, you've told me the world is a dark, ''cruel'' place. But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is ''PEOPLE LIKE '''YOU!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney''



->Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''sucked...'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality. ''([[MicDrop drops the microphone]], skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''

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->Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''sucked...'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality. ''([[MicDrop drops the microphone]], skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''
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->''"I know [[Characters/RickAndMortyRickSanchez your]] type. The nihilist know-it-all. But through all this wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey rubbish, there's one thing you never quite understood: I'm the Doctor.'' '''''And I don't wanna go."'''''
-->-- '''[[Characters/DoctorWhoDoctors The Doctor]]''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS10E14RickSanchezVSTheDoctor Rick Sanchez VS The Doctor]]"
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->Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet, '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me! '''''What a fool.'''''

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->Behold ->''"Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet, planet,'' '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me! me!'' '''''What a fool.'''''"'''''
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->''"Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet,'' '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me!'' '''''What a fool."'''''

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->''"Behold ->Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet,'' planet, '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me!'' me! '''''What a fool."''''''''''
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->''"Fool. You're just like all the rest. Building a suit to save the world. Trying to play God. Let me tell you something [[ComicBook/IronMan Stark]]! There is only one man in the world fit to play such a role! Me."''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Lex Luthor]]''', when he temporarily has the upper hand, ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS02E21IronManVsLexLuthor Iron Man VS Lex Luthor]]"

->''"Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet,'' '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me!'' '''''What a fool."'''''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]]''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS10E11FriezaVsMegatron Frieza VS Megatron]]"
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->"I don't like ugly girls." That's what he said to you, isn't it, Sunako? Maybe the words "I don't wanna be with you" should have been off-limits for Kyohei. You're aware of how many bad experiences he's had in the past simply because of his appearance. No matter what you might think, he was comfortable enough around you to say whatever he wanted. That's how much he trusted you. And because Kyohei did feel that way about you, I think your words are more wounding to him than when that guy you had a crush on said those hurtful words to you.
-->--'''Takenaga Oda''' to '''Sunako Nakahara''', ''Manga/TheWallflower''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''
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'''Eddy:''' ''([[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne finally gets mad]])'' [[HolierThanThou Like ''you'' were pickin' daisies!]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint YOU BUILT THE STUPID THING!!]]'''\\

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'''Eddy:''' ''([[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne finally gets mad]])'' [[HolierThanThou Like ''you'' YOU were pickin' daisies!]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint YOU BUILT THE STUPID THING!!]]'''\\
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->'''Eddy:''' Hey! Where're you going? You're heading back into the swamp! My bro don't live... ''(touches Double D's shoulder)''\\
'''Double D:''' ''(slaps him away)'' Don't you '''''DARE''''' ''TOUCH ME!!'' A sap?! Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I had left in this world...!\\
'''Eddy:''' ''(smiling)'' And?\\
'''Double D:''' It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag, and swindle IS WHAT PUT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!\\
'''Ed:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint I helped too]]!\\
''(Double D shoots a DeathGlare at Ed, who jumps back in shock. Double D then furiously turns back to Eddy, who's still smiling.)''\\
'''Double D:''' You and your NEFARIOUS '''SCAMS!!'''\\
'''Eddy:''' ''([[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne finally gets mad]])'' [[HolierThanThou Like ''you'' were pickin' daisies!]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint YOU BUILT THE STUPID THING!!]]'''\\
'''Double D:''' If YOU had paid attention to what I said and ''NOT'' pushed the red button...!\\
''(Double D and Eddy start physically duking it out)''\\
'''Ed:''' STOP! I demand you tickle each other right now!\\
'''Double D/Eddy:''' STAY OUT OF IT, ED!\\
'''Ed:''' ''(fearful)'' The evil darkside has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!\\
'''Double D:''' I've had ENOUGH!\\
''(Double D kicks off Eddy, sending him crashing onto the ground.)''\\
'''Double D:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm returning home!]]\\
'''Ed:''' ''([[AintTooProudToBeg pleading]])'' But we ''can't'' go home, Double D!\\
'''Edd:''' [[FaceDeathWithDignity I'd rather face my consequences]], Ed, than wander aimlessly with a ''[[WithFriendsLikeThese so-called]]'' '''''[[WithFriendsLikeThese FRIEND]]!'''''
-->--WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow
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->'''Todd:''' Enough! I've been searching for a father figure all my life, but if ''you're'' the trainer I'm supposed to live up to, I'm better off living in the tall grass with the other freaks!\\
'''Red:''' That's right, son! This guy's a few scoops short of a Vanilluxe!\\
'''Todd:''' Dangit, Dad! Don't you get it!? ''You're both the exact same!'' The delusions, the selfishness, the insecurity! You're- You're more alike than Pikachu and Emolga! Or Pikachu and Dedenne! Or Pikachu and that last one they trotted out! The- The dumb one, you know.\\
'''Red:''' Togedemaru.\\
'''Ralphie:''' Mister Zappy Mouse.\\
'''Todd:''' ''(sighs)'' You both asserted ownership over something that does not belong to you. If you ''really'' care about something, shouldn't you let it grow and mean something to a new generation? Because by trying to take control back and dictating your terms, you only damage and warp the thing that you claim to love. [[BlobMonster Quite literally]].\\
'''Ralphie:''' Is this like an allegory, or--\\
'''Todd:''' No! I'm literally a '''mutant''' because of the two of you! ''(Slaps Red)'' You're a horrible dad! ''(Slaps Ralphie)'' And you're the worst Pokémon Trainer I've ever seen!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/PokemonRalphie''

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