History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeechWebOriginal

Riddle me this, Bill: if you aren't going to go for it in Chiefs territory, then '''''why the FUCK are you faking a punt on a fourth-and-four at your OWN FUCKING THIRTY?! You telegraphed it like you were Samuel Morse!!''''' This play should have gotten Bill O'Brien fired on the '''SPOT.''' Not only giving them prime field position, but the Chiefs, yes, prove that Romeo Crennel [[note]]Then-defensive coordinator of the Houston Texans[[/note]] has let the game pass him by. Need another big turnover? Why not have the [kick returner] try to be a hero because what the fuck is discipline?[[note]]For those who don't know: the Texans kick returner, DeAndre Carter, fumbled on the kickoff return, allowing the Chiefs to score another touchdown and reduce it to a margin of just 3 points despite earlier being down 24-0[[/note]] The Texans didn't just blow a 24-point-lead: ''they did it in 10 minutes.'' \\

->'''Mr. Satan:''' ''(after having unreleased a torrent of insults against Cell)'' Now, what do ya hafta say to ''that?!''\\

->'''Robotnik:''' (''[[VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin rapping]]'') Let me sum up why you're so lame!\\

So instead of trying harder, you ''shit on your fans!''\\

Beat THAT, hedgehog! \\

'''Dick:''' ''Endgame'' alone has made half of your entire box office. And you wanna talk about household names? You guys had some of the most popular characters of all-time and you royally screwed the pooch with them. Meanwhile, all the MCU had was Marvel's leftovers, and we made them into gold shitting machines. I mean, we made [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 a talking (bleep) raccoon]] into a household name, for God sakes! We don't need you!

->I know why I'm in here. This is... This isn't worse than exile. ''(laughs)'' This isn't worse than the exile... Because the thing is, in exile, I thought you had all the power. I thought you were fucking dangling me like a little fuckin' ''puppet'', man, and even though in here it's small, and I'm fucking - ''what was that sound?!'' - and I'm [[{{Claustrophobia}} claustrophobic]], and I ''hate'' this... Here's the thing, here's the thing, Dream, here's the thing I KNOW. ''({{Beat}}, deep breath)'' [...] The revive-book, Dream... It's not real, is it? It's not fuckin' real. 'Cause all you do- All you do that I- [[BigShutUp SHUT THE FUCK UP]] - What I remember from exile, is that all you do is ''lie'' to me. And then you UNVEIL this BIG THING in this FINALE, that all the fuckin'- when we go down into your pit, here's what you tell me, you tell me "Oh, oh, I was actually fuckin'... It was ''me'' that reorganized your beach party, it was ''me'' that blew up the community house!" You are a ''clinical'' manipulator, a- a ''psychopath'' if you will. [...] You're a liar, and really, through your Netherite armour and skin, I look at you, and you know what I see? I see a sad little man, who's insecure about the fact that this server has gotten ''so far'' ahead of him, and his ''only'' little ''glimpse'' of power in this world is ''gone.'' I see an insecure, ''sad'' little man. Alright? So ''fuck off.''
-->--'''Tommy''', to Dream, ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''

-->--''The Warp Zone'', ''The Franchise/{{XMen}} Try Joining The MCU''

You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow\\
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show\\
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed\\

'''Trunks:''' What? How?!\\
'''Cell:''' Because you're green! (...) No, not like me, you idiot. As in a novice! An amateur! You're surrounded by fighters who have seen more action in a week than you have in your entire life! Hell, at your age, Goku had defeated an entire army, several demons, and sent a rabbit to the Moon!\\

'''Cell:''' And the worst part of it is: that form isn't even new! Watch: ''[[MightyGlacier (Cell bulks up exactly like Trunks)]]'' Look at me! I'm Trunks! Please love me, Daaaaaad! ''(returns to normal)'' See? Anyone can do it. ''(...)'' For God's sake, I bet even your father could do it. He just isn't stupid enough to try! And as we've seen today... that threshold is ''vast''. Now, how about you come on down, stop using that useless form, and quit wasting everyone's time. ''[[BreakThemByTalking (Trunks gives up and lands, powering down)]]'' Jeez, I can't tell which is more shattered: your father's body or your spirit.\\