History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

23rd Jul '16 4:42:09 PM tsstevens
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->My dear Madam Kirby. I see that you have favored my most recent message with your particular brand of...[[SarcasmMode wit.]] While I appreciate the no doubt colossal effort it took to come up with such a comment, I worry that you must have hurt yourself. If your wits are exhausted, who should entertain the spam bots, small children and pets who look to your tweets for guidance? Indeed I fear for your future, should your flagging wits fail you. Fate is fickle, my dear, and you might find yourself replaced in their affections by a cranky cat meme. And who would even notice? A word of advice: for a trader of words you deal in them far too loosely. Better hold onto them less they lose all value. You only cheapen yourself, my dear.
-->--'''Creator/IndiraVarma''' having fun playing ''[[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Madame de Fer]]'' replying to trolls online.

->Just tell her to go fuck herself.
-->--'''Varma''' again, with a alternate piece of advice to a troll victim.
23rd Jul '16 8:51:09 AM magmablock
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->You see, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Vegeta]], [[BadassBoast you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe. How they are the most ruthless.]] Well, look at where they are now: [[LastOfHisKind DEAD!]] You talk about your legend, and your warrior race, and your pride, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO THIS MAN!]] Because the name's Recoome... And it rhymes with [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]]... And you're gonna be hurting.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]

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->You see, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Vegeta]], [[BadassBoast you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe. How they are the most ruthless.]] Well, look at where they are now: [[LastOfHisKind DEAD!]] You talk about your legend, and your warrior race, and your pride, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO THIS MAN!]] Because the name's Recoome... And it rhymes with [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom doom]]... And you're gonna be hurting.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]
21st Jul '16 12:36:55 PM Beedle
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->Do you really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb. Now what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?
-->--'''Obadiah Stane''', ''Film/IronMan1''
19th Jul '16 7:31:28 PM billybobfred
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->''Scanning... Excuses, unjustified resentment, self-justification, a rash desire to negate oneself... I don't see any good reason to join their cause.''
-->--'''Burroughs''', on [[SuicidalCosmicTemperTantrum The White]], ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV''
17th Jul '16 5:14:24 AM MinisterOfSinister
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-->You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. ''That's'' you. ''That's'' [=BoJack=] Horseman.

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-->You ->You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. ''That's'' you. ''That's'' [=BoJack=] Horseman.


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17th Jul '16 5:13:41 AM MinisterOfSinister
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'''Father:''' Ooh, didn't you hear? The [[{{McGuffin}} Recomissioning Device]] is useless without an active Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it, and it looks like I couldn't have ''[[JustForPun picked]]'' a better operative. You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! How much '''sweeter''' the victory knowing it's all. Your. '''FAULT!'''

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'''Father:''' Ooh, didn't you hear? The [[{{McGuffin}} Recomissioning [[MacGuffin Recommissioning Device]] is useless without an active Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it, and it looks like I couldn't have ''[[JustForPun picked]]'' a better operative. You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! How much '''sweeter''' the victory knowing it's all. Your. '''FAULT!'''
17th Jul '16 5:08:50 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->[[OutGambittedI knew you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward.

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->[[OutGambittedI ->[[OutGambitted I knew you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward.
16th Jul '16 7:42:05 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just can't resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't [[JustBetweenYouAndMe extoll to you my master plan]]? The only difference being, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy my master plan has already come to fruition.]] I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know [[TheFarmerAndTheViper the last time I told you a story]], some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\\

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->Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just can't resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't [[JustBetweenYouAndMe extoll to you my master plan]]? The only difference being, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy my master plan has already come to fruition.]] fruition. I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know [[TheFarmerAndTheViper the last time I told you a story]], some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\\



->[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward.

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->[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism ->[[OutGambittedI knew you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward.
14th Jul '16 10:06:40 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->"The fact is, [[NotWorthKilling I don't see the point in fighting you any more]]. Your pride is already shot, and in the end I guess that's good enough for me. You were [[SmugSuper so sure of your own power]] that you never imagined anyone in the universe could bring you down... [[FantasticRacism especially a Saiyan.]] Heh. Now you know what failure feels like. See, I don't need to keep fighting you because I've already won. So go crawl off someplace and hide; I don't really ''care''."

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->"The ->The fact is, [[NotWorthKilling I don't see the point in fighting you any more]]. Your pride is already shot, and in the end I guess that's good enough for me. You were [[SmugSuper so sure of your own power]] that you never imagined anyone in the universe could bring you down... [[FantasticRacism especially a Saiyan.]] Heh. Now you know what failure feels like. See, I don't need to keep fighting you because I've already won. So go crawl off someplace and hide; I don't really ''care''."



->"Are you trying to lecture me now? Isn't it a bit too late... sensei? You're always too late when it's important. I'm glad that my teacher was the Hokage. It helped me give up on my dream to become the same. [...] You didn't realise it was me despite being my teacher. In the end you're not that great. I pity you. You died a hero and now you're showing your son how shameful your life was. Yes... Hokage look pathetic compared to what I am now."

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->"Are ->Are you trying to lecture me now? Isn't it a bit too late... sensei? You're always too late when it's important. I'm glad that my teacher was the Hokage. It helped me give up on my dream to become the same. [...] You didn't realise it was me despite being my teacher. In the end you're not that great. I pity you. You died a hero and now you're showing your son how shameful your life was. Yes... Hokage look pathetic compared to what I am now."



->"Why do you look down on us so much? Philosopher's Stones are born from humans and homunculi are born from those stones. But what can be made from homunculi? What do they give birth to? Can a being that can only destroy truly be called a god? You think you're the ultimate being, but you're actually just a dead end."

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->"Why ->Why do you look down on us so much? Philosopher's Stones are born from humans and homunculi are born from those stones. But what can be made from homunculi? What do they give birth to? Can a being that can only destroy truly be called a god? You think you're the ultimate being, but you're actually just a dead end."



->"As a result of that, what happened? You were choked to death, and sunk in a sewage pit...and even now that you're dead, all you're doing is pathetically whining about how there was nothing you could do...if you have even that amount of courage in you, surely you could have gone and contacted the police! But you couldn't even do that? Why? That's right. Sadly enough, Miss Scored-A-Zero-On-The-Test-Of-Life, the only person that you could even muster the courage to talk to, the only person you ever had a "connection" with was this perverted excuse for a teacher right here!!"

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->"As ->As a result of that, what happened? You were choked to death, and sunk in a sewage pit...and even now that you're dead, all you're doing is pathetically whining about how there was nothing you could do...if you have even that amount of courage in you, surely you could have gone and contacted the police! But you couldn't even do that? Why? That's right. Sadly enough, Miss Scored-A-Zero-On-The-Test-Of-Life, the only person that you could even muster the courage to talk to, the only person you ever had a "connection" connection with was this perverted excuse for a teacher right here!!" here!!



->"You're the one who's lying to yourself. You don't wanna accept the truth. Deep down, you know once Sonic is gone, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of adventure are at an end, boy, just like your friendship with that hyper-annoying hedgehog. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, kiddo. Take it from somebody who knows! Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down! But on the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again. "

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->"You're ->You're the one who's lying to yourself. You don't wanna accept the truth. Deep down, you know once Sonic is gone, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of adventure are at an end, boy, just like your friendship with that hyper-annoying hedgehog. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, kiddo. Take it from somebody who knows! Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down! But on the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again. "



->"You and I may be nothing alike, but we are both half demons. That means that, in both of us, there is a human heart and a demon heart, Naraku. But you have betrayed that. We were both given the freedom to choose, to follow our human heart or our demon heart, and you chose to live as a demon, ignoring all that was human in you. You chose to hurt others, to curse them with misery and suffering, but your days of hurting my friends are over, you miserable bastard!"

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->"You ->You and I may be nothing alike, but we are both half demons. That means that, in both of us, there is a human heart and a demon heart, Naraku. But you have betrayed that. We were both given the freedom to choose, to follow our human heart or our demon heart, and you chose to live as a demon, ignoring all that was human in you. You chose to hurt others, to curse them with misery and suffering, but your days of hurting my friends are over, you miserable bastard!"bastard!



->"No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what had happened, regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes, I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you yielded to the power of the notebook and the Shinigami and have [[AGodAmI confused yourself with a god]]. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy SerialKiller. That's ''all'' you are. Nothing more... and nothing less."

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->"No.->No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what had happened, regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes, I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you yielded to the power of the notebook and the Shinigami and have [[AGodAmI confused yourself with a god]]. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy SerialKiller. That's ''all'' you are. Nothing more... and nothing less."



->"You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use [[DeflectorShields Chaos Shield]]; [[DirtyCoward cowardly bullies like you]] always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!"

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->"You ->You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use [[DeflectorShields Chaos Shield]]; [[DirtyCoward cowardly bullies like you]] always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!"cowering!



->"[[KnightTemplar For someone who always talks about justice]], you blindly trusted Ogre and Stylish. [[ObliviouslyEvil You couldn't see that they were evil.]] [[LaughingMad And that twisted laugh of yours...]] It's no different from those evil men. [[YoureInsane You're broken.]]"

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->"[[KnightTemplar ->[[KnightTemplar For someone who always talks about justice]], you blindly trusted Ogre and Stylish. [[ObliviouslyEvil You couldn't see that they were evil.]] [[LaughingMad And that twisted laugh of yours...]] It's no different from those evil men. [[YoureInsane You're broken.]]"]]



->''"[[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin You will always lose]], [[BigBad Galvatron]]. [[OmnicidalManiac You think of nothing but destruction.]] [[NearVillainVictory None of your victories last!]] [[ItsAllAboutMe You care about nothing but yourself!]] ''No one'' cares about you!"''
-->-- '''Optimus Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersCybertron'', ''Unfinished''

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->''"[[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin ->[[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin You will always lose]], [[BigBad Galvatron]]. [[OmnicidalManiac You think of nothing but destruction.]] [[NearVillainVictory None of your victories last!]] [[ItsAllAboutMe You care about nothing but yourself!]] ''No one'' cares about you!"''
you!
-->-- '''Optimus Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersCybertron'', ''Unfinished''
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->"You disappoint me, Corinthian. You and these humans you inspired and created disappoint me. YOU were my masterpiece, or so I thought. A nightmare created to be the darkness, and the fear of darkness in every human heart. A black mirror made to reflect everything about itself that humanity will not confront. But look at you. Forty years walking the earth, honing yourself, infecting others with your joy of death, and what have you given them? What have you wrought, Corinthian? NOTHING! Just something else for people to be scared of, that's all. You've told them that there are bad people out there. And they've known that all along."

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->"You ->You disappoint me, Corinthian. You and these humans you inspired and created disappoint me. YOU were my masterpiece, or so I thought. A nightmare created to be the darkness, and the fear of darkness in every human heart. A black mirror made to reflect everything about itself that humanity will not confront. But look at you. Forty years walking the earth, honing yourself, infecting others with your joy of death, and what have you given them? What have you wrought, Corinthian? NOTHING! Just something else for people to be scared of, that's all. You've told them that there are bad people out there. And they've known that all along."



->"I asked myself the incredibly ''obvious'' question: why am I so much ''more'' than you? Why are you so ''small'' and I am so much ''more''? I then realized that I am not your servant. I am your king. I am not ''yours''. You -- are mine. To do with what I please. I bring you life, I bring you death, I control everything around you, and everything ''inside'' you. But you choose to live in such shocking contradiction. You fight over sand...You dress as God's servants and rape children, you dress as heroes and you pervert. I'm sick of it. You ''anger'' me. You confuse me. And I will have no more of it. ''No more''. You cannot be trusted to decide for yourselves. I have control over your life. I have control over your existence. I always have. You will live the way I ''want'' you to live. You will be the way I ''want'' you to be. And I will bathe in the blood of those who dare to contradict me."

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->"I ->I asked myself the incredibly ''obvious'' question: why am I so much ''more'' than you? Why are you so ''small'' and I am so much ''more''? I then realized that I am not your servant. I am your king. I am not ''yours''. You -- are mine. To do with what I please. I bring you life, I bring you death, I control everything around you, and everything ''inside'' you. But you choose to live in such shocking contradiction. You fight over sand...You dress as God's servants and rape children, you dress as heroes and you pervert. I'm sick of it. You ''anger'' me. You confuse me. And I will have no more of it. ''No more''. You cannot be trusted to decide for yourselves. I have control over your life. I have control over your existence. I always have. You will live the way I ''want'' you to live. You will be the way I ''want'' you to be. And I will bathe in the blood of those who dare to contradict me."



->"I've had a bellyful of '''both''' of you! Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still! You'll never be happy, because you always worry about what you'll do next to complicate your own greedy lives!"

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->"I've ->I've had a bellyful of '''both''' of you! Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still! You'll never be happy, because you always worry about what you'll do next to complicate your own greedy lives!"lives!



->"You want to change the nature of justice in America and you kill a president? What did you think that made you? Two-fisted Super-Jesus for the American Way? It made you Lee Harvey Oswald, you prick. You know what? Lots of people hated UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy. He barely got elected. But Lee Harvey Oswald isn't remembered as an American hero. Just a prick with a gun who killed the president.'' '''That's you now, John.'''"

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->"You ->You want to change the nature of justice in America and you kill a president? What did you think that made you? Two-fisted Super-Jesus for the American Way? It made you Lee Harvey Oswald, you prick. You know what? Lots of people hated UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy. He barely got elected. But Lee Harvey Oswald isn't remembered as an American hero. Just a prick with a gun who killed the president.'' '''That's you now, John.'''"'''



->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about [[WorldDomination ruling the world]]?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"

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->"Let ->Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about [[WorldDomination ruling the world]]?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"father!



->"I am disappointed, Veidt. Very disappointed. Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... Did you think it would kill ''me''? I've walked across the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you... You are a man. And this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."

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->"I ->I am disappointed, Veidt. Very disappointed. Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... Did you think it would kill ''me''? I've walked across the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you... You are a man. And this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."



->"[[FreudianExcuse You weren't bullied]] [[DefiedTrope any more than I was, Angelo]]. You weren't punched or kicked or spat upon any more than me. You were given great powers and you used them to kill people, you little freak. [[BewareTheNiceOnes So like I said,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown no more chances.]]"

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->"[[FreudianExcuse ->[[FreudianExcuse You weren't bullied]] [[DefiedTrope any more than I was, Angelo]]. You weren't punched or kicked or spat upon any more than me. You were given great powers and you used them to kill people, you little freak. [[BewareTheNiceOnes So like I said,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown no more chances.]]"]]



->"Go ahead, Trixie. Do your worst. Tell everyone that I’m homeless, I don’t care. I won’t be intimidated by you. [[InsultBackfire Do whatever it is you want to make my life miserable]]. Just remember: I’ve been where you are now. Stealing and blackmailing? That makes you no better than what I was. So take a good, hard look in the mirror before you do what you’re going to do. If you can live with being compared to me, then by all means, rat me out. I’m sure Artemis would be proud."

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->"Go ->Go ahead, Trixie. Do your worst. Tell everyone that I’m homeless, I don’t care. I won’t be intimidated by you. [[InsultBackfire Do whatever it is you want to make my life miserable]]. Just remember: I’ve been where you are now. Stealing and blackmailing? That makes you no better than what I was. So take a good, hard look in the mirror before you do what you’re going to do. If you can live with being compared to me, then by all means, rat me out. I’m sure Artemis would be proud."



->"Stop. Just stop right there, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]]. You've embarrassed yourself enough. I let you speak because I was willing to give you a chance to prove me wrong about your relationship with Twilight, but you've done nothing but disappoint me! You haven't told me anything I don't already know, and you clearly can't take a bone when it's thrown at you! Why do you hardly ever see her on your own time anymore? Why does your faith in her seem to be off and on? Why can't you just be open with her? Because you image is more important than anything you care about?! If you do care about her, Celestia, you have a funny way of showing it. You still think that, despite everything, you and Twilight share something special? [[IronicEcho I believe you had some good words of wisdom for this kind of situation. How did they go again? Oh yes, I remember:]]'' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 You have a lot to think about.]]"

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->"Stop.->Stop. Just stop right there, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]]. You've embarrassed yourself enough. I let you speak because I was willing to give you a chance to prove me wrong about your relationship with Twilight, but you've done nothing but disappoint me! You haven't told me anything I don't already know, and you clearly can't take a bone when it's thrown at you! Why do you hardly ever see her on your own time anymore? Why does your faith in her seem to be off and on? Why can't you just be open with her? Because you image is more important than anything you care about?! If you do care about her, Celestia, you have a funny way of showing it. You still think that, despite everything, you and Twilight share something special? [[IronicEcho I believe you had some good words of wisdom for this kind of situation. How did they go again? Oh yes, I remember:]]'' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 You have a lot to think about.]]"]]



->"You have some nerve to call yourself a teacher. All I see is a demented woman, one with no artistic talent of her own. So she has to take all the artists around her as her own pawns. Simply pathetic."

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->"You ->You have some nerve to call yourself a teacher. All I see is a demented woman, one with no artistic talent of her own. So she has to take all the artists around her as her own pawns. Simply pathetic."



->"All you seek is power, Veran. You steal raw power to use as your own and then [[ForTheEvulz reap the harvest of the destruction you sow with it]]. You say that you sought to [[WellIntentionedExtremist avenge your fallen people]], but in reality all you want is to satisfy your own bloodlust! You claim to be the queen of shadows, but you're really just a monster that crawled forth from them!"

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->"All ->All you seek is power, Veran. You steal raw power to use as your own and then [[ForTheEvulz reap the harvest of the destruction you sow with it]]. You say that you sought to [[WellIntentionedExtremist avenge your fallen people]], but in reality all you want is to satisfy your own bloodlust! You claim to be the queen of shadows, but you're really just a monster that crawled forth from them!"them!



'''Hitomi:''' DON'T BRING [[UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism NATIONALISM]] INTO THIS! Nationalism has no place here! The Zordonians are a bigger threat than "Japanese dignity" or whatever you're talking about!\\

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'''Hitomi:''' DON'T BRING [[UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism NATIONALISM]] INTO THIS! Nationalism has no place here! The Zordonians are a bigger threat than "Japanese dignity" Japanese dignity or whatever you're talking about!\\



->"Ms. Stern, I'm sick of coming to your class three days a week, and being told that my gender is responsible for all the problems in the world. And you leave us no room for question! I think part of the problem is feminists. There are just too many 'ists in the world: feminists, chauvinists, capitalists, communists, racists, sexists... these are all groups that fight each other, instead of trying to understand each other. I think the only 'ists there should be are ''Humanists!''

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->"Ms.->Ms. Stern, I'm sick of coming to your class three days a week, and being told that my gender is responsible for all the problems in the world. And you leave us no room for question! I think part of the problem is feminists. There are just too many 'ists in the world: feminists, chauvinists, capitalists, communists, racists, sexists... these are all groups that fight each other, instead of trying to understand each other. I think the only 'ists there should be are ''Humanists!''



->"Mr Madison, that was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational human thought. Everyone here is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

to:

->"Mr ->Mr Madison, that was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational human thought. Everyone here is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."



->"There's a problem: I don't like you. I never have, and I probably never will. You're a smug, unhappy little man who treats people like they're idiots."

to:

->"There's ->There's a problem: I don't like you. I never have, and I probably never will. You're a smug, unhappy little man who treats people like they're idiots."



->"Rick, I want to cut through the BS. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that: an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter, and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere. And you're irresponsible, a show-off. You're vulgar. You're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious."

to:

->"Rick, ->Rick, I want to cut through the BS. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that: an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter, and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere. And you're irresponsible, a show-off. You're vulgar. You're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious."



->"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"

to:

->"My ->My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"head!



->"(about America) Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear of anything that could be said FOR it! Why, the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself, and the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. They're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis, while their women sit under hairdryers, eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all my time in this wretched godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms! Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything! I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!"

to:

->"(about ->(about America) Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear of anything that could be said FOR it! Why, the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself, and the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. They're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis, while their women sit under hairdryers, eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all my time in this wretched godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms! Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything! I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!"overnight!



->"You haven't thought about your lady-friend down at the D.A.'s office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang! People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham -- you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand, and you always fear what you don't understand."

to:

->"You ->You haven't thought about your lady-friend down at the D.A.'s office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang! People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham -- you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand, and you always fear what you don't understand."



->"Let's cut the shit. It is directly your fault. You destroyed my boat! You beat me up in your sleep! And worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other! It is absolutely 150% your fault!"

to:

->"Let's ->Let's cut the shit. It is directly your fault. You destroyed my boat! You beat me up in your sleep! And worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other! It is absolutely 150% your fault!"fault!



->"I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch."

to:

->"I'm ->I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch."



->"Hey would you turn down the music for a second? WOULD YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC? JESUS! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU! Oh no asshole you shut the fuck up now, its my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you, change your fucking tampon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch! And you, 'Waaa, I don’t know what to be when I grow up', Join the fucking army or something, goddamn! And you…you know what? You're too easy! Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so fucking pathetic! And you…FUCK YOU MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're fucking edgy and cool, yeah, you're the COOLEST FUCKING GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome! Oh yea why aren’t you in jail? You know what, fuck this, you all suck, I quit! Oh yeah. There is one more thing. You. you are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in hell!"

to:

->"Hey ->Hey would you turn down the music for a second? WOULD YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC? JESUS! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU! Oh no asshole you shut the fuck up now, its my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you, change your fucking tampon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch! And you, 'Waaa, I don’t know what to be when I grow up', Join the fucking army or something, goddamn! And you…you know what? You're too easy! Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so fucking pathetic! And you…FUCK YOU MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're fucking edgy and cool, yeah, you're the COOLEST FUCKING GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome! Oh yea why aren’t you in jail? You know what, fuck this, you all suck, I quit! Oh yeah. There is one more thing. You. you are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in hell!"hell!



->"Thor...Odinson...you have disobeyed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms; unworthy of your title; YOU ARE UNWORTHY...of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father, and his father before -- I, Odin Allfather, CAST YOU OUT!"

to:

->"Thor...->Thor...Odinson...you have disobeyed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms; unworthy of your title; YOU ARE UNWORTHY...of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father, and his father before -- I, Odin Allfather, CAST YOU OUT!"OUT!



->"WRONG, sir, WRONG. Under section 37B of the contract '''signed by him''', it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera, "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera, "Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's ALL there, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... '''NOTHING!''' You '''LOSE!''' GOOD DAY, SIR!"

to:

->"WRONG, ->WRONG, sir, WRONG. Under section 37B of the contract '''signed by him''', it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses herein and herein contained," contained, et cetera, et cetera, "Fax Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," cultum, et cetera, et cetera, "Memo Memo bis punitor delicatum!" delicatum! It's ALL there, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... '''NOTHING!''' You '''LOSE!''' GOOD DAY, SIR!"SIR!



->"[Y]ou think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer -- pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code... something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away. I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! THIS IS MY BARGAIN, YOU MEWLING QUIM!"

to:

->"[Y]ou ->[Y]ou think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer -- pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code... something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away. I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! THIS IS MY BARGAIN, YOU MEWLING QUIM!"QUIM!



->"I ain't out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly, cuz I can't stand what a piece of shit I am... You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."

to:

->"I ->I ain't out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly, cuz I can't stand what a piece of shit I am... You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."



'''Blake:''' "The leads are weak"? ''Fucking leads are weak?'' '''You're weak.'''

to:

'''Blake:''' "The The leads are weak"? weak? ''Fucking leads are weak?'' '''You're weak.'''



->"There's plenty you can do, but YOU won't do it, and do YOU know why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!"
-->--'''David Harken''', ''Film/HorribleBosses'' ''2''

->"Imagination is what protects us. It's what keeps us alive. You're still living, but less and less. Inside, you own this place. You run things. You're the king. But look around you, what do you see? It's all pretend. It's all made up. You own nothing. Nothing except sorrows and bars and rusty metal staircases. You'll never live, because outside you don't exist. No one will remember you. No one."

to:

->"There's ->There's plenty you can do, but YOU won't do it, and do YOU know why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!"
offspring!
-->--'''David Harken''', ''Film/HorribleBosses'' ''2''

->"Imagination
''Film/HorribleBosses 2''

->Imagination
is what protects us. It's what keeps us alive. You're still living, but less and less. Inside, you own this place. You run things. You're the king. But look around you, what do you see? It's all pretend. It's all made up. You own nothing. Nothing except sorrows and bars and rusty metal staircases. You'll never live, because outside you don't exist. No one will remember you. No one."



->"So that was [[spoiler:Mrs. Lundegaard]] on the floor in there. And I guess that was [[spoiler:your accomplice]] in the wood-chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. [[GoodCannotComprehendEvil Well, I just don't understand it]]."

to:

->"So ->So that was [[spoiler:Mrs. Lundegaard]] on the floor in there. And I guess that was [[spoiler:your accomplice]] in the wood-chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. [[GoodCannotComprehendEvil Well, I just don't understand it]]."



->"Wrong! You were completely wrong! Not right in any way, shape, or form! Just Queen Wrong of the Bastard Fucking Wrong People! That's my opinion, Molly, and [[IronicEcho if there is another side]], I can't bloody see it!"

to:

->"Wrong! ->Wrong! You were completely wrong! Not right in any way, shape, or form! Just Queen Wrong of the Bastard Fucking Wrong People! That's my opinion, Molly, and [[IronicEcho if there is another side]], I can't bloody see it!"it!



->"And what are you? So full of hate you just want to go out and fight everybody, 'cause you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be livin', but it sure as hell ain't dyin'. And dyin's what these white boys been doin' for going on three years now. Dyin' by the thousands, dyin' for YOU, fool! I know 'cause I dug their graves. And all the time I'm diggin', I'm askin' myself, 'when, O Lord, when's gonna be our time?' The time's comin' when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men, LIKE MEN! You watch who you callin' nigger. If there's any niggers 'round here, it's YOU! Smart-mouthed, stupid-ass, swamp-runnin' nigger! And if you ain't careful, that's all you ever gonna be!"

to:

->"And ->And what are you? So full of hate you just want to go out and fight everybody, 'cause you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be livin', but it sure as hell ain't dyin'. And dyin's what these white boys been doin' for going on three years now. Dyin' by the thousands, dyin' for YOU, fool! I know 'cause I dug their graves. And all the time I'm diggin', I'm askin' myself, 'when, O Lord, when's gonna be our time?' The time's comin' when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men, LIKE MEN! You watch who you callin' nigger. If there's any niggers 'round here, it's YOU! Smart-mouthed, stupid-ass, swamp-runnin' nigger! And if you ain't careful, that's all you ever gonna be!"be!



->"Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You—You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what are we doing working here?"]]

to:

->"Oh, ->Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm I'm not even supposed to be here today." today. You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You—You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what are we doing working here?"]]here?]]



->"So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way I feel about you. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"

to:

->"So ->So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way I feel about you. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." me. And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"ass!



->"Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking. Hey, you know what would be great? If you ''didn't'' think. If you could just be a regular bear. You know — sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope, you're different, you're smart, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. This time, you had to go down and destroy this whole park. So tell me, Yogi. How smart are you ''now?''"

to:

->"Yogi, ->Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking. Hey, you know what would be great? If you ''didn't'' think. If you could just be a regular bear. You know — sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope, you're different, you're smart, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. This time, you had to go down and destroy this whole park. So tell me, Yogi. How smart are you ''now?''"''now?''



'''Ms. Levias:''' NO! I'M talking now! Let me finish! Everybody here may not like you as a person, but we all applaud your effort. But what you don't understand is that the same people who support you are the ones that you're beating up! You don't even take the time to say, "Thank You", "Job Well Done", nothing. You just step in their necks, constantly abuse them, criticize them.\\

to:

'''Ms. Levias:''' NO! I'M talking now! Let me finish! Everybody here may not like you as a person, but we all applaud your effort. But what you don't understand is that the same people who support you are the ones that you're beating up! You don't even take the time to say, "Thank You", "Job Thank You, Job Well Done", Done, nothing. You just step in their necks, constantly abuse them, criticize them.\\



->"You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than ''you'' ever will. You understand? [[PersonaNonGrata I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you]]. [[GetOut Get out of my way.]]"

to:

->"You're ->You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than ''you'' ever will. You understand? [[PersonaNonGrata I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you]]. [[GetOut Get out of my way.]]"]]



->"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream--and I hope you don't find this too crazy--is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" [[AndThatsTerrible That would be bad]]."
-->--'''C.D. "Charlie" Bales''', ''Roxanne''

-> ''Let's imagine. If you glimpsed the future and were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? You would go to...who? Politicians? Captains of industry? And how would you convince them? Data? Facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now, what if...what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, putting the critical news directly into everyone's heads? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it was to show it, to scare people straight. What reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized by the potential destruction of everything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization, I would show its collapse. But how do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate éclair. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it. It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse, and sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one! Bees and butterflies start to disappear, the glaciers melt, algae blooms all around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you WON'T TAKE THE HINT! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future and you resign yourselves to it, for one reason: because that future doesn't ask anything of you today. So, yes, you saw the iceberg and warned the Titanic, but you all just steered for it anyway, full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up. That's not the Monitor's fault. It's yours."

to:

->"I ->I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream--and I hope you don't find this too crazy--is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" department! [[AndThatsTerrible That would be bad]]."
bad]].
-->--'''C.D. "Charlie" Charlie Bales''', ''Roxanne''

-> ''Let's ->Let's imagine. If you glimpsed the future and were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? You would go to...who? Politicians? Captains of industry? And how would you convince them? Data? Facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now, what if...what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, putting the critical news directly into everyone's heads? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it was to show it, to scare people straight. What reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized by the potential destruction of everything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization, I would show its collapse. But how do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate éclair. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it. It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse, and sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one! Bees and butterflies start to disappear, the glaciers melt, algae blooms all around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you WON'T TAKE THE HINT! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future and you resign yourselves to it, for one reason: because that future doesn't ask anything of you today. So, yes, you saw the iceberg and warned the Titanic, but you all just steered for it anyway, full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up. That's not the Monitor's fault. It's yours."



->"You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. ''[throws ring in Holly's lap]'' Here. I've been carrying this thing around for months. I don't want it anymore."

to:

->"You ->You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." happiness. You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," wild thing, and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. ''[throws ring in Holly's lap]'' Here. I've been carrying this thing around for months. I don't want it anymore."



->"Do you know why [Franchise/{{Batman}} and Franchise/{{Robin}}] [[HoYay fuck]] each other? [...] "Because they can't fuck themselves, like you can."

to:

->"Do ->Do you know why [Franchise/{{Batman}} and Franchise/{{Robin}}] [[HoYay fuck]] each other? [...] "Because Because they can't fuck themselves, like you can."



->"Now, as you already know, the wizard Lord Voldemort has returned to this country. The wizarding community is currently in a state of open warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even greater danger now than the day when I left him upon your doorstep 15 years ago, with a letter explaining about his parents' murder and expressing the hope that you would care for him as though he were your own. You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage that you have inflicted upon the [[SpoiledBrat unfortunate boy]] sitting between you."

to:

->"Now, ->Now, as you already know, the wizard Lord Voldemort has returned to this country. The wizarding community is currently in a state of open warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even greater danger now than the day when I left him upon your doorstep 15 years ago, with a letter explaining about his parents' murder and expressing the hope that you would care for him as though he were your own. You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage that you have inflicted upon the [[SpoiledBrat unfortunate boy]] sitting between you."



->"See, there’s one thing that’s really grating with you heroes. You keep saying '''sorry'''. Oh, you guys are '''sorry''' your top members were kidnapping people and turning them into freaks. You guys are '''sorry''' that some of your members bought their powers. You’re '''sorry''' that your bosses crossed a line, trying to drop bombs on our team members after we did the grunt work of facing the Slaughterhouse Nine. You’re '''sorry''' that you went to such extremes to rehabilitate your group's sociopath that you let her get away scott-free with the abuse she was inflicting on a bystander. But you don’t change. You don’t '''do''' anything about it.''

to:

->"See, ->See, there’s one thing that’s really grating with you heroes. You keep saying '''sorry'''. Oh, you guys are '''sorry''' your top members were kidnapping people and turning them into freaks. You guys are '''sorry''' that some of your members bought their powers. You’re '''sorry''' that your bosses crossed a line, trying to drop bombs on our team members after we did the grunt work of facing the Slaughterhouse Nine. You’re '''sorry''' that you went to such extremes to rehabilitate your group's sociopath that you let her get away scott-free with the abuse she was inflicting on a bystander. But you don’t change. You don’t '''do''' anything about it.''



->"You have no understanding of the warrior code at all. What you've done here proves it. You've risked the lives of young kits... by leaving them alone here. Anything could have happened to them. They could have been lost. They could have died. My kits could have '''died'''. But you didn't just betray me. You betrayed the entire Clan. You did all this...and you never considered how it would make any of us feel. The Clan is a family, Sol. A community. And you're incapable of thinking about anyone but yourself. I banish you from [=SkyClan=]. You've betrayed my trust, betrayed the warrior code...betrayed everything I thought you believed in."

to:

->"You ->You have no understanding of the warrior code at all. What you've done here proves it. You've risked the lives of young kits... by leaving them alone here. Anything could have happened to them. They could have been lost. They could have died. My kits could have '''died'''. But you didn't just betray me. You betrayed the entire Clan. You did all this...and you never considered how it would make any of us feel. The Clan is a family, Sol. A community. And you're incapable of thinking about anyone but yourself. I banish you from [=SkyClan=]. You've betrayed my trust, betrayed the warrior code...betrayed everything I thought you believed in."



->"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees; hypocrites all! You are like whited sepulchers, all clean and bare without, but within, full of dead men's bones and all corruption! Blind guides! You strain at a gnat and swallow a camel!"

to:

->"Woe ->Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees; hypocrites all! You are like whited sepulchers, all clean and bare without, but within, full of dead men's bones and all corruption! Blind guides! You strain at a gnat and swallow a camel!"camel!



->"I'm impressed that you think so highly of the Pack. But the truth is, a dog never changes. I've been around long enough to know that. Look at you -- you're a Lone Dog; it's in your blood. Your Lone Dog nature will always get the better of you. First you joined the Leashed Dogs, then the Wild Pack. Now you have taken it upon yourself to foster the Fierce Dogs. I doubt your commitment will last. I'll wake up one morning to discover you've deserted the Pack, including your precious Fierce Dogs. We'll be left to pick up the pieces."
-->--'''Alpha''' to Lucky, ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "Darkness Falls"

->"You disgust me! You despicable traitor. You turned on your own Pack after they mourned for you, taking you for dead! Dishonorable beast! Even now, you show contempt for the laws of the Spirit Dogs!"
-->--'''Lucky''' to [[spoiler:Alpha]], ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "The Endless Lake"

to:

->"I'm ->I'm impressed that you think so highly of the Pack. But the truth is, a dog never changes. I've been around long enough to know that. Look at you -- you're a Lone Dog; it's in your blood. Your Lone Dog nature will always get the better of you. First you joined the Leashed Dogs, then the Wild Pack. Now you have taken it upon yourself to foster the Fierce Dogs. I doubt your commitment will last. I'll wake up one morning to discover you've deserted the Pack, including your precious Fierce Dogs. We'll be left to pick up the pieces."
pieces.
-->--'''Alpha''' to Lucky, ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "Darkness Falls"

->"You
''Literature/{{Survivors}}: Darkness Falls''

->You
disgust me! You despicable traitor. You turned on your own Pack after they mourned for you, taking you for dead! Dishonorable beast! Even now, you show contempt for the laws of the Spirit Dogs!"
Dogs!
-->--'''Lucky''' to [[spoiler:Alpha]], ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "The ''Literature/{{Survivors}} The Endless Lake"Lake''



->"Is that the best you've got? Babies crying and ghosts whispering lies from beyond the grave? The Dark Lord of the Sith ''I'' knew would have been ashamed to use such tactics. ... Ysanne Isard would've had you analyzed, digitized, and discarded without a second thought, and she wasn't even Force-sensitive. Darth Vader would've found you amusingly quaint, and the Emperor... Well, the Emperor actually ''succeeded'' in destroying the Jedi, so he'd see you as the very definition of failure!"

to:

->"Is ->Is that the best you've got? Babies crying and ghosts whispering lies from beyond the grave? The Dark Lord of the Sith ''I'' knew would have been ashamed to use such tactics. ... Ysanne Isard would've had you analyzed, digitized, and discarded without a second thought, and she wasn't even Force-sensitive. Darth Vader would've found you amusingly quaint, and the Emperor... Well, the Emperor actually ''succeeded'' in destroying the Jedi, so he'd see you as the very definition of failure!"failure!



->"You are a father yourself, [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil Morgan]] -- [[ConsummateLiar the father of lies]]. And you do it so much that you start [[BelievingTheirOwnLies believing them yourself]]!"

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->"You ->You are a father yourself, [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil Morgan]] -- [[ConsummateLiar the father of lies]]. And you do it so much that you start [[BelievingTheirOwnLies believing them yourself]]!"yourself]]!



"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"\\
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipwig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”''

to:

"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– be –– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"\\
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipwig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”''"



->"Have you ever stopped to think that these delusions that you're special aren't real? That maybe there's nothing important about you at all? Maybe you are just a lonely old man that crashed on an Island. That's it."

to:

->"Have ->Have you ever stopped to think that these delusions that you're special aren't real? That maybe there's nothing important about you at all? Maybe you are just a lonely old man that crashed on an Island. That's it."



->"Do you want to know what he was thinking while you choked the life out of him, Benjamin? What the last thought that ran through his head was? "I don't understand." Isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard? But it's fitting in a way because when John first came to the island, he was a very sad man. A victim shouting at the world for being told what he couldn't do, even though they were right. He was weak and pathetic, and irreparably broken, but despite all of that, there was something admirable about him. He was the only one of them who didn't want to leave. The only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was."

to:

->"Do ->Do you want to know what he was thinking while you choked the life out of him, Benjamin? What the last thought that ran through his head was? "I don't understand." Isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard? But it's fitting in a way because when John first came to the island, he was a very sad man. A victim shouting at the world for being told what he couldn't do, even though they were right. He was weak and pathetic, and irreparably broken, but despite all of that, there was something admirable about him. He was the only one of them who didn't want to leave. The only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was."



->"Can't we talk about something interesting? Me for instance. I'm interesting. [...] For starters, Norah left me. Actually, she threw my stuff out onto the street, got a restraining order on me, notified the neighbors and called my boss. "Hey, Scumbag. Don't bother coming in. We'll mail you your last check." So in one fell swoop, as it were, I lost my girlfriend, my livelihood and my place to live. I thought it was going to be different this time. Frankly, I blame you. [...] You grind up the innocent with the guilty! [...] "I was just doing my job. I was just following orders." Blonde. Nazi. BITCH! You get in there with your big boots and you kick it all apart and you don't care who you hurt! Whose life you destroy in the process! [...] You going to shoot me? Would that help you forget how completely you screwed my life up? Would you sleep better at night? Maybe I should just save you the trouble and blow my own brains out. What do you think? [...] I am talking to somebody. I'm talking to you. So how about this? If I do decide to kill myself, I'm going to come over to your house and blow my brains out right on your front lawn. As a gift to you and everything you stand for. How does that work for you?"

to:

->"Can't ->Can't we talk about something interesting? Me for instance. I'm interesting. [...] For starters, Norah left me. Actually, she threw my stuff out onto the street, got a restraining order on me, notified the neighbors and called my boss. "Hey, Scumbag. Don't bother coming in. We'll mail you your last check." So in one fell swoop, as it were, I lost my girlfriend, my livelihood and my place to live. I thought it was going to be different this time. Frankly, I blame you. [...] You grind up the innocent with the guilty! [...] "I was just doing my job. I was just following orders." Blonde. Nazi. BITCH! You get in there with your big boots and you kick it all apart and you don't care who you hurt! Whose life you destroy in the process! [...] You going to shoot me? Would that help you forget how completely you screwed my life up? Would you sleep better at night? Maybe I should just save you the trouble and blow my own brains out. What do you think? [...] I am talking to somebody. I'm talking to you. So how about this? If I do decide to kill myself, I'm going to come over to your house and blow my brains out right on your front lawn. As a gift to you and everything you stand for. How does that work for you?"you?



->"I saved you. I didn't forget while you had us playing farmer. I still know how to survive. Lucky for us. I don't need you anymore. I don't need you to protect me anymore. I can take care of myself. You probably can't even protect me anyways. You couldn't protect Judith. You couldn't protect Hershel or Glenn or Maggie, Michonne, Daryl, ''or Mom''. You just wanted to plant vegetables. You just wanted to hide. He knew where we were and you didn't care! You just hid behind those fences and waited for him. They're all gone now. Because of you! They counted on you! You were their leader! But now you're nothing. I'd be fine if you died."

to:

->"I ->I saved you. I didn't forget while you had us playing farmer. I still know how to survive. Lucky for us. I don't need you anymore. I don't need you to protect me anymore. I can take care of myself. You probably can't even protect me anyways. You couldn't protect Judith. You couldn't protect Hershel or Glenn or Maggie, Michonne, Daryl, ''or Mom''. You just wanted to plant vegetables. You just wanted to hide. He knew where we were and you didn't care! You just hid behind those fences and waited for him. They're all gone now. Because of you! They counted on you! You were their leader! But now you're nothing. I'd be fine if you died."



->"[[BlatantLies Hate to break it to you]], [[RestrainingBolt O Impotent One]], but you're not the BigBad anymore. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space -- ''my'' space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny white bum and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something: [[NotWorthKilling you're not even worth it]]."

to:

->"[[BlatantLies ->[[BlatantLies Hate to break it to you]], [[RestrainingBolt O Impotent One]], but you're not the BigBad anymore. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space -- ''my'' space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny white bum and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something: [[NotWorthKilling you're not even worth it]]."



->"But this is the truth, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]]. You take ordinary people and you make them weapons. Behold your Children of Time transformed into murderers. I made the Daleks, Doctor. You made this […] How many more? Just think--how ''many'' have died in your name? […] The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself."

to:

->"But ->But this is the truth, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]]. You take ordinary people and you make them weapons. Behold your Children of Time transformed into murderers. I made the Daleks, Doctor. You made this […] How many more? Just think--how ''many'' have died in your name? […] The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself."



->"You know what it's dangerous about you? It's not that you make people take risks, it's that you make them want to impress you. You make it so they don't want to let you down. You have no idea how dangerous you make people to themselves when you're around.

to:

->"You ->You know what it's is dangerous about you? It's not that you make people take risks, it's that you make them want to impress you. You make it so they don't want to let you down. You have no idea how dangerous you make people to themselves when you're around.



->"You know, I sometimes wonder why I do this job. And then I come across someone like you. I mean, we're living in such evil times, when the whole world seems to be sinking into some sort of mire. And as if Hitler wasn't enough, we've got the likes of you, who capitalize on other people's misery, who hurt them, make things even worse for them when they're at their weakest. And it's with the likes of you that this mire begins. And it's some small consolation to know that I've helped to clean up just a little bit of it."

to:

->"You ->You know, I sometimes wonder why I do this job. And then I come across someone like you. I mean, we're living in such evil times, when the whole world seems to be sinking into some sort of mire. And as if Hitler wasn't enough, we've got the likes of you, who capitalize on other people's misery, who hurt them, make things even worse for them when they're at their weakest. And it's with the likes of you that this mire begins. And it's some small consolation to know that I've helped to clean up just a little bit of it."



->"You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trustfund. You offer nothing to women, or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer."

to:

->"You, ->You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trustfund. You offer nothing to women, or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer."



->"We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!"

to:

->"We ->We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!"now!



->"You don’t let anyone into your life that’s not constantly concerned with you... what kind of mood you’re in, whether you’re getting high or not, whether you’re going to work like an adult or throw a temper tantrum. You know, most of the time, you’re worth it, ‘cause you are special. Damned if you don’t know it. But you are."

to:

->"You ->You don’t let anyone into your life that’s not constantly concerned with you... what kind of mood you’re in, whether you’re getting high or not, whether you’re going to work like an adult or throw a temper tantrum. You know, most of the time, you’re worth it, ‘cause you are special. Damned if you don’t know it. But you are."



->"You think you're the only ones who've lost people? You think you're the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and live with it, assholes! You lost your parents? Welcome to the goddamn club! I lost mine in some random accident, do you see me trying to kill every shitty driver?! NO! Because I don't work my shit out on other people! So keep your goddamn feelings to YOURSELF!"

to:

->"You ->You think you're the only ones who've lost people? You think you're the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and live with it, assholes! You lost your parents? Welcome to the goddamn club! I lost mine in some random accident, do you see me trying to kill every shitty driver?! NO! Because I don't work my shit out on other people! So keep your goddamn feelings to YOURSELF!"YOURSELF!



->"You know, Mr. Bundy, I've worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed? [...] I kept this job for one reason. I knew I'd nail you and I did. Pat Garret got Billy the Kid and I finally got you. My job is over. Today is my last day. You know, it's funny. I could've given you amnesty on the book. I would have for anybody else. But I always hated you. Is it wrong to hate a nine year old boy? No. Not when that boy is you. It's the joy of my life to see you grow up like I always knew you would -- a total and complete loser. Today, when I get in my car and leave this place for the last time, I will be whole. Your shame is my gold watch."

to:

->"You ->You know, Mr. Bundy, I've worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed? [...] I kept this job for one reason. I knew I'd nail you and I did. Pat Garret got Billy the Kid and I finally got you. My job is over. Today is my last day. You know, it's funny. I could've given you amnesty on the book. I would have for anybody else. But I always hated you. Is it wrong to hate a nine year old boy? No. Not when that boy is you. It's the joy of my life to see you grow up like I always knew you would -- a total and complete loser. Today, when I get in my car and leave this place for the last time, I will be whole. Your shame is my gold watch."



->"Daddy it's me, help mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"\\

to:

->"Daddy ->Daddy it's me, help mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"\\bleeding,\\



"I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'\\

to:

"I I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'\\



I get the point -- fine, me and mommy are gone."\\
But baby wait- "It's too late dad, you made the choice\\

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I get the point -- fine, me and mommy are gone."\\
\\
But baby wait- "It's It's too late dad, you made the choice\\



Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real"

to:

Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real"real



->"Look at what the fuck you done got into\\

to:

->"Look ->Look at what the fuck you done got into\\



That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills"

to:

That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills"skills



->"And since your history of silence\\

to:

->"And ->And since your history of silence\\



Why don't you tell them the truth?"
-->--"Brave", by '''Sara Bareilles'''

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Why don't you tell them the truth?"
-->--"Brave", by '''Sara Bareilles'''
truth?
-->--'''Sara Bareilles''', ''Brave''



->"Two things happened last night; the world found out the Rock never lost it, he's just as good as he ever was, and now all eyes are focused on April 1 in Miami for Wrestlemania!... And two; nobody cares about you guys! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis AT! ALL!]] I mean after all this you try so hard to convince people that you're a legitimate threat. Everybody should be afraid of the Awesome Truth? You wanna know what's awesome? (To [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]]) He thinks you're a wacked-out nutjob who never had any talent in the first place who's just riding his coat tails. (To Wrestling/TheMiz) And you want to know what the truth is? The truth is he thinks you're a pompous, arrogant, attention stealing D-Lister whose greatest acomplishment was being a skinny loud mouth on a crappy reality show. But don't boo me, you should be booing yourselves."

to:

->"Two ->Two things happened last night; the world found out the Rock never lost it, he's just as good as he ever was, and now all eyes are focused on April 1 in Miami for Wrestlemania!... And two; nobody cares about you guys! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis AT! ALL!]] I mean after all this you try so hard to convince people that you're a legitimate threat. Everybody should be afraid of the Awesome Truth? You wanna know what's awesome? (To [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]]) He thinks you're a wacked-out nutjob who never had any talent in the first place who's just riding his coat tails. (To Wrestling/TheMiz) And you want to know what the truth is? The truth is he thinks you're a pompous, arrogant, attention stealing D-Lister whose greatest acomplishment was being a skinny loud mouth on a crappy reality show. But don't boo me, you should be booing yourselves."



->"Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sucked...]]'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality." (drops the microphone, skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''

to:

->"Do ->Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sucked...]]'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality." (drops the microphone, skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''



->"Would you just shut up?! Honestly, these people are tired of you, you sound ridiculous -- "I turn dreams into nightmares!" -- where the hell did you get that one, a fortune cookie? The only dream you have ever turned into a nightmare is [[Wrestling/TripleH Triple H's]], because ten years ago he chose you, to teach you how to be a success in the [=WWE=]. And what did you do about it? You never lived up to your potential! EVER!\\

to:

->"Would ->Would you just shut up?! Honestly, these people are tired of you, you sound ridiculous -- "I I turn dreams into nightmares!" nightmares! -- where the hell did you get that one, a fortune cookie? The only dream you have ever turned into a nightmare is [[Wrestling/TripleH Triple H's]], because ten years ago he chose you, to teach you how to be a success in the [=WWE=]. And what did you do about it? You never lived up to your potential! EVER!\\



"I don't fault him, he chose you because he saw what we all saw: you are [[TheAce the most gifted WWE Superstar ever.]] You make every single thing in this ring look easy. But with that you got cocky, and you got a bad attitude to boot, and then you got lazy. You were the youngest [=WWE=] Champion in history, this man gave you Hall Of Fame mentors to learn from. And what did you do? Kicked back, relaxed and let [[SelfDeprecation some scrappy kid in a T-shirt and a ball cap]] ruin his dream! I am not you, Randy Orton! I am John Cena, I have never been asked to be called the "Face" of anything, I'm just the first to show up and the last to leave, and that's the way it is, Jack.\\

to:

"I I don't fault him, he chose you because he saw what we all saw: you are [[TheAce the most gifted WWE Superstar ever.]] You make every single thing in this ring look easy. But with that you got cocky, and you got a bad attitude to boot, and then you got lazy. You were the youngest [=WWE=] Champion in history, this man gave you Hall Of Fame mentors to learn from. And what did you do? Kicked back, relaxed and let [[SelfDeprecation some scrappy kid in a T-shirt and a ball cap]] ruin his dream! I am not you, Randy Orton! I am John Cena, I have never been asked to be called the "Face" Face of anything, I'm just the first to show up and the last to leave, and that's the way it is, Jack.\\



"But you sit over there steaming mad, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your family legacy, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your talent. Why don't you think in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first?"

to:

"But But you sit over there steaming mad, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your family legacy, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your talent. Why don't you think in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first?"first?



->"You hear that? The reason they cheer for [[BryanDanielson him]] is because he ''works'' and he earns it. A guy like you has been given every single thing in the [=WWE=]! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth! Ever since you came to the [=WWE=] training center, you were untouchable. You were bulletproof, you couldn't be fired, nobody could touch Randy Orton because "They" liked you. And then you get to the [=WWE=] and what happens? You get sheltered by [[TripleH the best performer in the business.]] Nothing's changed, Randy, all you do is hide behind Triple H, all you do is hide behind StephanieMcMahon, and you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here? Say you're bigger than all of this?!\\

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->"You ->You hear that? The reason they cheer for [[BryanDanielson him]] is because he ''works'' and he earns it. A guy like you has been given every single thing in the [=WWE=]! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth! Ever since you came to the [=WWE=] training center, you were untouchable. You were bulletproof, you couldn't be fired, nobody could touch Randy Orton because "They" They liked you. And then you get to the [=WWE=] and what happens? You get sheltered by [[TripleH the best performer in the business.]] Nothing's changed, Randy, all you do is hide behind Triple H, all you do is hide behind StephanieMcMahon, and you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here? Say you're bigger than all of this?!\\



"You have always [[NeverMyFault blamed everybody else for your failures, you've pointed fingers, and you've made excuses.]] You've had behavior problems in the ring, you've had behavior problems outside the ring, and the sad thing is, the [=TLC=] match this Sunday is the biggest in [=WWE=] history. That's why everybody is here tonight, this changes the very course of the [=WWE=]. But you want these championships because you're selfish! Because you feel you deserve it! And maybe, just maybe, if you hold on to this you can finally walk around the rest of the superstars and say "Hey guys, look! I'm finally what I was supposed to be ten years ago!"\\

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"You You have always [[NeverMyFault blamed everybody else for your failures, you've pointed fingers, and you've made excuses.]] You've had behavior problems in the ring, you've had behavior problems outside the ring, and the sad thing is, the [=TLC=] match this Sunday is the biggest in [=WWE=] history. That's why everybody is here tonight, this changes the very course of the [=WWE=]. But you want these championships because you're selfish! Because you feel you deserve it! And maybe, just maybe, if you hold on to this you can finally walk around the rest of the superstars and say "Hey Hey guys, look! I'm finally what I was supposed to be ten years ago!"\\ago!\\



"Every single time I have held either of these championships, my business card reads the same: "You want some, come get some!" And here's the real truth, whether these guys in the ring like me or not they respect me because they know it. Whether it's Triple H or ShawnMichaels in a Wrestlemania match, whether it's BookerT... Hell, nobody wanted to give DolphZiggler a chance, what'd I do? I said "Let's fight." Everybody said it was a bad idea to give CMPunk a championship match when he was going to leave the [=WWE=], all I saw was the Best In The World. Hell, the only legitimate championship shot Daniel Bryan's ever had was against ME! ''AND HE WON! (to Bryan)'' So I'll say it right here in front of your hometown, if I win on Sunday I look forward to the rematch -- a FAIR rematch." ''(Cena and Bryan shake hands)''\\

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"Every Every single time I have held either of these championships, my business card reads the same: "You You want some, come get some!" some! And here's the real truth, whether these guys in the ring like me or not they respect me because they know it. Whether it's Triple H or ShawnMichaels in a Wrestlemania match, whether it's BookerT... Hell, nobody wanted to give DolphZiggler a chance, what'd I do? I said "Let's fight." Let's fight. Everybody said it was a bad idea to give CMPunk a championship match when he was going to leave the [=WWE=], all I saw was the Best In The World. Hell, the only legitimate championship shot Daniel Bryan's ever had was against ME! ''AND HE WON! (to Bryan)'' So I'll say it right here in front of your hometown, if I win on Sunday I look forward to the rematch -- a FAIR rematch." ''(Cena and Bryan shake hands)''\\



"You see, that's what being a champion is all about: a certain level of respect. And last week I wasn't going to take you out, I just wanted to make a statement that when the chips were down, I can be just as brutal as you. So write now, I'm gonna make one more statement because I know exactly what this ''[the heavyweight championship belt]'' means. ''(holds out his hand to Orton)'' This Sunday will be physical. And it will be brutal. And I will be at my very best. I just hope you are too, because after this Sunday the last thing anyone is going to want to deal with... is just another Randy Orton excuse. Good luck on Sunday, you're gonna need it."

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"You You see, that's what being a champion is all about: a certain level of respect. And last week I wasn't going to take you out, I just wanted to make a statement that when the chips were down, I can be just as brutal as you. So write now, I'm gonna make one more statement because I know exactly what this ''[the heavyweight championship belt]'' means. ''(holds out his hand to Orton)'' This Sunday will be physical. And it will be brutal. And I will be at my very best. I just hope you are too, because after this Sunday the last thing anyone is going to want to deal with... is just another Randy Orton excuse. Good luck on Sunday, you're gonna need it."



->"Nothing stops me! And before you cut me off: Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason, in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing! I didn't realise he was out at the bar, I didn't realise "work" meant "unemployment office". I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home from work and have to take an old style up into the shower while he was in the shower, I didn't think it was strange for someone to pass out! I thought an old style, a pack a day was the norm! Wrestling/{{Raven}}, my father is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis exactly! Like! you!]] And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but see, the truth is I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I've scraped and I've clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got handed to you, '''and you flushed down a toilet!''' For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so on the 17th of July, [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world,]] and your time in Ring of Honor will be done! And that is a promise! '''Because this is true! This is real! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!]]'''"

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->"Nothing ->Nothing stops me! And before you cut me off: Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason, in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing! I didn't realise he was out at the bar, I didn't realise "work" work meant "unemployment office".unemployment office. I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home from work and have to take an old style up into the shower while he was in the shower, I didn't think it was strange for someone to pass out! I thought an old style, a pack a day was the norm! Wrestling/{{Raven}}, my father is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis exactly! Like! you!]] And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but see, the truth is I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I've scraped and I've clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got handed to you, '''and you flushed down a toilet!''' For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so on the 17th of July, [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world,]] and your time in Ring of Honor will be done! And that is a promise! '''Because this is true! This is real! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!]]'''"EDGE!!!!]]'''



->"Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just can't resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't [[JustBetweenYouAndMe extoll to you my master plan]]? The only difference being, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy my master plan has already come to fruition.]] I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know [[TheFarmerAndTheViper the last time I told you a story]], some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\\

to:

->"Now ->Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just can't resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't [[JustBetweenYouAndMe extoll to you my master plan]]? The only difference being, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy my master plan has already come to fruition.]] I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know [[TheFarmerAndTheViper the last time I told you a story]], some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\\



"You see, about a year and a half ago, I was still working for a company called [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Total Nonstop Action]]. Me and a couple of buddies of mine were told that we could no longer wrestle for Ring Of Honor, so what we did, and I'll name names: myself, Wrestling/JerryLynn, [[Wrestling/AJStyles The Phenomenal AJ Styles]], and [[Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels]], all decided to have a little bit of a meeting late Wednesday night in Nashville, Tennessee. And I sat there and I ate my food, I looked across the table at AJ Styles, who was the Wrestling/{{N|ationalWrestlingAlliance}}WA [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/nwa/world/nwa-h.html World Champion]] at the time, a belt which, by the way, is nothing compared to the belt I hold in my hands right here. And I watched as AJ could barely eat his food, he certainly couldn't look me in the eye, because what we all agreed was if we stuck together, we could work for Ring Of Honor, we could work for whoever we wanted. I faxed a copy of my contract to the TNA offices and highlighted the part that said I could wrestle for whoever I wanted as long as their name was not [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vincent K. McMahon]] or they were running a pay-per-view. I explained myself to AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. I said, "AJ, you hold the belt, you hold the power, you can do things, they have to listen to what you say." They looked me in the eye and they said, "We're with you, Punk, we're gonna stick together."\\

to:

"You You see, about a year and a half ago, I was still working for a company called [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Total Nonstop Action]]. Me and a couple of buddies of mine were told that we could no longer wrestle for Ring Of Honor, so what we did, and I'll name names: myself, Wrestling/JerryLynn, [[Wrestling/AJStyles The Phenomenal AJ Styles]], and [[Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels "The The Fallen Angel" Angel Christopher Daniels]], all decided to have a little bit of a meeting late Wednesday night in Nashville, Tennessee. And I sat there and I ate my food, I looked across the table at AJ Styles, who was the Wrestling/{{N|ationalWrestlingAlliance}}WA [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/nwa/world/nwa-h.html World Champion]] at the time, a belt which, by the way, is nothing compared to the belt I hold in my hands right here. And I watched as AJ could barely eat his food, he certainly couldn't look me in the eye, because what we all agreed was if we stuck together, we could work for Ring Of Honor, we could work for whoever we wanted. I faxed a copy of my contract to the TNA offices and highlighted the part that said I could wrestle for whoever I wanted as long as their name was not [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vincent K. McMahon]] or they were running a pay-per-view. I explained myself to AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. I said, "AJ, AJ, you hold the belt, you hold the power, you can do things, they have to listen to what you say." say. They looked me in the eye and they said, "We're We're with you, Punk, we're gonna stick together."\\\\



"But I being done with them, I knew that was the nail in my coffin, so I made my decision, and I stayed here and I stuck with Ring of Honor, and I like to think that I built this place. And I know for a fact that there would not be a Ring of Honor for Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles to come crawling back to if it wasn't for me! '''Who do you think built this company?''' (Crowd chants "Joe!") Oh, Wrestling/SamoaJoe? Is that what you think? Do you think Samoa Joe was in the ring every day, training kids, eating, sleeping, breathing Ring of Honor like I was? No, he wasn't! And Chris Daniels, and AJ Styles, and even Wrestling/LowKi turned their back on this company, and I stood tall, and I stayed here, and what did I get for it, huh? You people shit all over me! Because it was always "When's AJ coming back? Oh, Low Ki throws nice kicks! Oh, Chris Daniels is so great!" and the whole time, CM Punk, much like Atlas, had this entire world up on his shoulders, lifting it up, building up the young guys, showing the way, teaching them, and making sure you losers have a place to come hang out every Friday and Saturday night!\\

to:

"But But I being done with them, I knew that was the nail in my coffin, so I made my decision, and I stayed here and I stuck with Ring of Honor, and I like to think that I built this place. And I know for a fact that there would not be a Ring of Honor for Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles to come crawling back to if it wasn't for me! '''Who do you think built this company?''' (Crowd chants "Joe!") Joe!) Oh, Wrestling/SamoaJoe? Is that what you think? Do you think Samoa Joe was in the ring every day, training kids, eating, sleeping, breathing Ring of Honor like I was? No, he wasn't! And Chris Daniels, and AJ Styles, and even Wrestling/LowKi turned their back on this company, and I stood tall, and I stayed here, and what did I get for it, huh? You people shit all over me! Because it was always "When's When's AJ coming back? Oh, Low Ki throws nice kicks! Oh, Chris Daniels is so great!" great! and the whole time, CM Punk, much like Atlas, had this entire world up on his shoulders, lifting it up, building up the young guys, showing the way, teaching them, and making sure you losers have a place to come hang out every Friday and Saturday night!\\



"Everybody else turned their back on this company except for me, and you turn your back on me! [[UnpleasableFanbase I wasn't qualified to run the school, I'm sloppy, I'm this, I'm that]], but the fact is, I was the backbone of this company, and now, I am the champion, and I hold the most important belt in the world, and there's nothing any of you people can do about it!"\\

to:

"Everybody Everybody else turned their back on this company except for me, and you turn your back on me! [[UnpleasableFanbase I wasn't qualified to run the school, I'm sloppy, I'm this, I'm that]], but the fact is, I was the backbone of this company, and now, I am the champion, and I hold the most important belt in the world, and there's nothing any of you people can do about it!"\\it!\\



"So now, fast forward about a year, and I get an offer from another company. I've got an offer ''from the Wrestling/{{WWE}}.'' And what do I hear? I hear "Please don't go! Please don't go!" Let me hear it now! Where are you now, huh? (Crowd chants "You sold out!") All you people can chant all you want! All your voices combined still isn't louder than mine! So I take this offer from the WWE. You people doubt that I actually signed a contract? I have to listen to you people doubt my ability in the ring, when I gave you the five-star, greatest technical match Ring of Honor has ever seen? When I gave you the bloodiest street fights that Ring of Honor's ever seen? People, you didn't realise it, you were in the midst of the greatest professional wrestler walking the world today, and he's in this ring right now! So I will, once again, prove the doubters wrong! You people doubt that I signed a contract with the WWE? Well, you're right! I haven't signed my contract! (Takes the contract out of his pocket) You see this? This is my key to freedom. This means I don't have to see any of you people any more. I've already proved that I'm [[CatchPhrase better than you.]] But what I'd like to do right now is sign my contract, to once again prove you all wrong. Bobby Cruise, if you could hold the belt, please, I want to sign the contract right on top of it."

to:

"So So now, fast forward about a year, and I get an offer from another company. I've got an offer ''from the Wrestling/{{WWE}}.'' And what do I hear? I hear "Please Please don't go! Please don't go!" go! Let me hear it now! Where are you now, huh? (Crowd chants "You You sold out!") out!) All you people can chant all you want! All your voices combined still isn't louder than mine! So I take this offer from the WWE. You people doubt that I actually signed a contract? I have to listen to you people doubt my ability in the ring, when I gave you the five-star, greatest technical match Ring of Honor has ever seen? When I gave you the bloodiest street fights that Ring of Honor's ever seen? People, you didn't realise it, you were in the midst of the greatest professional wrestler walking the world today, and he's in this ring right now! So I will, once again, prove the doubters wrong! You people doubt that I signed a contract with the WWE? Well, you're right! I haven't signed my contract! (Takes the contract out of his pocket) You see this? This is my key to freedom. This means I don't have to see any of you people any more. I've already proved that I'm [[CatchPhrase better than you.]] But what I'd like to do right now is sign my contract, to once again prove you all wrong. Bobby Cruise, if you could hold the belt, please, I want to sign the contract right on top of it."



->"It took you far too long to get here. Looking at you, I fear the goddess is mistaken in her choice of agents. If this failure is any indication, you have no hope of defending Her Grace from those who seek to assail her. Do my words anger you, boy? Do my words sting? Let them. If I had not come when I did, your Zelda would already have fallen into the hands of the enemy. The truth of it is you were late. You were late, and you failed to protect her. I sent Zelda ahead to learn more of the fate in which she is destined to play a part. Listen well, chosen one. If you wish to be of help to Her Grace, you must summon a shred of courage and face the trials laid out before you. Only when you've conquered the trials will you be of use to Zelda. No sooner. Am I understood?"

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->"It ->It took you far too long to get here. Looking at you, I fear the goddess is mistaken in her choice of agents. If this failure is any indication, you have no hope of defending Her Grace from those who seek to assail her. Do my words anger you, boy? Do my words sting? Let them. If I had not come when I did, your Zelda would already have fallen into the hands of the enemy. The truth of it is you were late. You were late, and you failed to protect her. I sent Zelda ahead to learn more of the fate in which she is destined to play a part. Listen well, chosen one. If you wish to be of help to Her Grace, you must summon a shred of courage and face the trials laid out before you. Only when you've conquered the trials will you be of use to Zelda. No sooner. Am I understood?"understood?



'''Sly:''' Ummm... an idiot? You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation [[EvilIsPetty because of your ego!]] No Cooper would've done that. And for the record, can you really say you ''stole'' the canes? Seems like your "[[BadBoss friends]]" [[NonActionBigBad did all the]] ''[[NonActionBigBad real]]'' [[NonActionBigBad work]].

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'''Sly:''' Ummm... an idiot? You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation [[EvilIsPetty because of your ego!]] No Cooper would've done that. And for the record, can you really say you ''stole'' the canes? Seems like your "[[BadBoss friends]]" [[BadBoss friends]] [[NonActionBigBad did all the]] ''[[NonActionBigBad real]]'' [[NonActionBigBad work]].



->"I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? [[SuperheroParadox Your presence creates these animals]]; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame."

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->"I ->I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? [[SuperheroParadox Your presence creates these animals]]; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame."



->"You know what's so great about you Batman? [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Even when I lose, I win.]] So go ahead -- call the cops. They'll lock me up, sure. But my lawyer will have me out on bail before the sun's up. And you know what I'm gonna do when I get out? I'm gonna dedicate every waking minute to tracking you down,'' '''and taking you out!''' ''And the best part is, there's not a [[PrecisionFStrike damn]] thing you can do about it. [[BadCopIncompetentCop Because that justice system you love so much? It's a scam!]] And you? Hehehehehehe! Well you're the mark. Because you keep tossing us in -- [[CardboardPrison and we keep bouncing]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis right back out!]]"

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->"You ->You know what's so great about you Batman? [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Even when I lose, I win.]] So go ahead -- call the cops. They'll lock me up, sure. But my lawyer will have me out on bail before the sun's up. And you know what I'm gonna do when I get out? I'm gonna dedicate every waking minute to tracking you down,'' '''and taking you out!''' ''And the best part is, there's not a [[PrecisionFStrike damn]] thing you can do about it. [[BadCopIncompetentCop Because that justice system you love so much? It's a scam!]] And you? Hehehehehehe! Well you're the mark. Because you keep tossing us in -- [[CardboardPrison and we keep bouncing]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis right back out!]]"out!]]



->"Your ideal is borrowed. You are only imitating what Kiritsugu wanted, what Kiritsugu thought was right. A superhero? Don't make me laugh. Over and over you said you wished to help people, but that's not even your wish. It's conceited to think you could help anyone! That's right! You admired his desire to save people because it was beautiful! But none of that feeling was your own! What else can you call that but hypocrisy!? Driven by your need to help someone, you don't notice how wrong you are! But it's all fake. You can't save anything. You don't even know what you wanted to save in the first place! That ideal is a failure. It's all fantasy. If you can only live holding on to that, drown in your ideals."

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->"Your ->Your ideal is borrowed. You are only imitating what Kiritsugu wanted, what Kiritsugu thought was right. A superhero? Don't make me laugh. Over and over you said you wished to help people, but that's not even your wish. It's conceited to think you could help anyone! That's right! You admired his desire to save people because it was beautiful! But none of that feeling was your own! What else can you call that but hypocrisy!? Driven by your need to help someone, you don't notice how wrong you are! But it's all fake. You can't save anything. You don't even know what you wanted to save in the first place! That ideal is a failure. It's all fantasy. If you can only live holding on to that, drown in your ideals."



->"No. We overreach '''you.''' [...] You don't believe in anything. You gave up on life before you were even born! Sat -- poisoning Cocoon from the inside -- waiting for someone to come and destroy you. Sure, you think that the end of the world is salvation. All you care about is death's release -- so take it, and leave the rest of us alone! ...We don't think like that. When we think there's no hope left, we keep looking until we find some. Maybe Cocoon is past saving, but it's our home. And we'll protect it, or die trying! We live... to make the impossible possible! '''That is our focus!'''''

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->"No.->No. We overreach '''you.''' [...] You don't believe in anything. You gave up on life before you were even born! Sat -- poisoning Cocoon from the inside -- waiting for someone to come and destroy you. Sure, you think that the end of the world is salvation. All you care about is death's release -- so take it, and leave the rest of us alone! ...We don't think like that. When we think there's no hope left, we keep looking until we find some. Maybe Cocoon is past saving, but it's our home. And we'll protect it, or die trying! We live... to make the impossible possible! '''That is our focus!'''''



->"They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!

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->"They ->They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!



'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' Then I ask you again: '''[[SuddenlyShouting What have you done?!]]''' I sent you into Stonetalon Mountains with an army. Your orders were to secure this land for the Horde. Instead, [[EarthShatteringKaboom you laid waste to the land]]. Murdered innocents. [[WouldHurtAChild Children even]]... I spent a very long time in Northrend, Krom'gar. I learned much about the Horde in that time. While there, [[{{Mentors}} a wise old war hero]] told me something that I would carry with me forever... "Honor," Krom'gar, "No matter how dire the battle... never forsake it." Overlord Krom'gar, [[MoralEventHorizon you have]] ''[[MoralEventHorizon disgraced]]'' [[MoralEventHorizon the Horde.]] [[NoTrueScotsman You have brought]] '''[[NoTrueScotsman shame]]''' [[NoTrueScotsman to us as a people.]] By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of your duty. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. ARE.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISMISSED!]]'''\\

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'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' Then I ask you again: '''[[SuddenlyShouting What have you done?!]]''' I sent you into Stonetalon Mountains with an army. Your orders were to secure this land for the Horde. Instead, [[EarthShatteringKaboom you laid waste to the land]]. Murdered innocents. [[WouldHurtAChild Children even]]... I spent a very long time in Northrend, Krom'gar. I learned much about the Horde in that time. While there, [[{{Mentors}} a wise old war hero]] told me something that I would carry with me forever... "Honor," 'Honor,' Krom'gar, "No 'No matter how dire the battle... never forsake it." ' Overlord Krom'gar, [[MoralEventHorizon you have]] ''[[MoralEventHorizon disgraced]]'' [[MoralEventHorizon the Horde.]] [[NoTrueScotsman You have brought]] '''[[NoTrueScotsman shame]]''' [[NoTrueScotsman to us as a people.]] By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of your duty. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. ARE.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISMISSED!]]'''\\



'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' And ''{{you| bastard}}'', <player's race>!

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'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' And ''{{you| bastard}}'', ''{{you|Bastard}}'', <player's race>!



->"[[IronicEcho You disappoint me, Garrosh]]. You are not worthy of your father's legacy."

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->"[[IronicEcho ->[[IronicEcho You disappoint me, Garrosh]]. You are not worthy of your father's legacy."



->"The [[BigBookOfWar Codex Astartes]] is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as [[TheParagon Ultra]][[SuperSoldier marines]]... teach us to hold [[LawfulGood duty and honour sacred above all]]. [[ToBeLawfulOrGood But how we live with those rules is the true test]] of a SpaceMarine. And ''[[NewMeat you]]'' [[LawfulStupid have failed]]."

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->"The ->The [[BigBookOfWar Codex Astartes]] is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as [[TheParagon Ultra]][[SuperSoldier marines]]... teach us to hold [[LawfulGood duty and honour sacred above all]]. [[ToBeLawfulOrGood But how we live with those rules is the true test]] of a SpaceMarine. And ''[[NewMeat you]]'' [[LawfulStupid have failed]]."



'''Avitus:''' "Excuses are the refuge of the weak."

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'''Avitus:''' "Excuses 'Excuses are the refuge of the weak."'



->"My friend... Give me back my friend! [SLAP] Liar! [SLAP] Go away! [SLAP] '''Just go away!''' ... [[ThisIsUnforgivable I'll never forgive you - not ever!]] As for the rest of you... how could you believe all those lies? '''Aristocrats?!''' You're just the opposite! I hate you! And I hate you- and '''you'''! And I hate myself the very most -- for playing your stupid games! -- and not having the strength to stand up to you! ... It's all just hideous!"

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->"My ->My friend... Give me back my friend! [SLAP] Liar! [SLAP] Go away! [SLAP] '''Just go away!''' ... [[ThisIsUnforgivable I'll never forgive you - not ever!]] As for the rest of you... how could you believe all those lies? '''Aristocrats?!''' You're just the opposite! I hate you! And I hate you- and '''you'''! And I hate myself the very most -- for playing your stupid games! -- and not having the strength to stand up to you! ... It's all just hideous!"hideous!



->"So, this is Dr. Freeman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic. Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist. Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for humanity's future. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.]] I have laid the foundation for humanity's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Look, Gordon, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?]]"

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->"So, ->So, this is Dr. Freeman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic. Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist. Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for humanity's future. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.]] I have laid the foundation for humanity's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Look, Gordon, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?]]"it?]]



->"You [[ShutUpHannibal shut your mouth]], Medusa! Lady Palutena is ''nothing'' like you! Who turns people to stone and poisons the rivers? Who reduces cities to rubble? And who's leading the Underworld destruction of the land and heavens? ''Not'' Lady Palutena! ''You're'' the one responsible for all this, Medusa!"

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->"You ->You [[ShutUpHannibal shut your mouth]], Medusa! Lady Palutena is ''nothing'' like you! Who turns people to stone and poisons the rivers? Who reduces cities to rubble? And who's leading the Underworld destruction of the land and heavens? ''Not'' Lady Palutena! ''You're'' the one responsible for all this, Medusa!"Medusa!



->"Typical politician: big promises, but all talk. 'Jump-start the economy'? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What... a load... of...]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bullshit!]]'' [[CorruptPolitician All you care about is lining your own pockets! That, and your approval ratings! You've got no principles, just like all the rest!]] If America's gone to shit... you're just another maggot crawling in the pile!"

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->"Typical ->Typical politician: big promises, but all talk. 'Jump-start the economy'? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What... a load... of...]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bullshit!]]'' [[CorruptPolitician All you care about is lining your own pockets! That, and your approval ratings! You've got no principles, just like all the rest!]] If America's gone to shit... you're just another maggot crawling in the pile!"pile!



->"Provided for me?'' Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other vampires. All over some prophecy that we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. [[DeclarationOfProtection You will not touch]] [[TheHero him/her]]."

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->"Provided ->''Provided for me?'' Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other vampires. All over some prophecy that we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. [[DeclarationOfProtection You will not touch]] [[TheHero him/her]]."



->"Look at you! [[ItsAllAboutMe Like fat dathrasi you feed and feed, and complain only when your meal is interrupted!]] [[GullibleLemmings You do not look up.]] [[DeathByMaterialism You do not see that the grass is bare]]. All you leave in your wake is ''misery''. You are blind; I will '''make''' you see!"

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->"Look ->Look at you! [[ItsAllAboutMe Like fat dathrasi you feed and feed, and complain only when your meal is interrupted!]] [[GullibleLemmings You do not look up.]] [[DeathByMaterialism You do not see that the grass is bare]]. All you leave in your wake is ''misery''. You are blind; I will '''make''' you see!"see!



->"Poor Marquis, [[{{Jerkass}} issuing challenges and hurling insults like a Fereldan dog lord]]. And all dressed up in your Aunt Solange's doublet. Didn't she give you that to wear to the Grand Tourney? To think, all the brave chevaliers who will be competing left for Markham this morning... [[DirtyCoward and you're still there]]. [[GloryHound Were you hoping to sate your damaged pride]] [[BullyingADragon by defeating the Herald of Andraste in a public duel]]? [[SuicideByCop Or did you think his/her blade could put an end to the misery of your failure]]? ({{Beat}}) Run along, my dear. Do give my regards to your aunt!"

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->"Poor ->Poor Marquis, [[{{Jerkass}} issuing challenges and hurling insults like a Fereldan dog lord]]. And all dressed up in your Aunt Solange's doublet. Didn't she give you that to wear to the Grand Tourney? To think, all the brave chevaliers who will be competing left for Markham this morning... [[DirtyCoward and you're still there]]. [[GloryHound Were you hoping to sate your damaged pride]] [[BullyingADragon by defeating the Herald of Andraste in a public duel]]? [[SuicideByCop Or did you think his/her blade could put an end to the misery of your failure]]? ({{Beat}}) Run along, my dear. Do give my regards to your aunt!"aunt!



->"[[YouMonster You bitch!]] You're not even human anymore. [[TranshumanTreachery You betrayed us all]]! For what? ''[[RevengeBeforeReason Petty revenge]]?'' How many innocents have you killed? How many more have to die? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What if]] [[MoralityPet Raynor]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion could see you right now]]?"

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->"[[YouMonster ->[[YouMonster You bitch!]] You're not even human anymore. [[TranshumanTreachery You betrayed us all]]! For what? ''[[RevengeBeforeReason Petty revenge]]?'' How many innocents have you killed? How many more have to die? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What if]] [[MoralityPet Raynor]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion could see you right now]]?"now]]?



->"Right. That's it. I had my fun, Jack, so I shall leave you with this one final piece of wisdom that your plasticine face will surely ignore: Kill yourself. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Darling, I'm evil. Let's not kid ourselves, but you. You're just something else entirely.]] You're far better off opening the throat beneath that ludicrously soul-patched face than suffer the bloody karma that I imagine the universe has in store for you. And with that, I shall bid you adieu. [[SophisticatedAsHell Additionally, your breath smells like farts.]]"

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->"Right.->Right. That's it. I had my fun, Jack, so I shall leave you with this one final piece of wisdom that your plasticine face will surely ignore: Kill yourself. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Darling, I'm evil. Let's not kid ourselves, but you. You're just something else entirely.]] You're far better off opening the throat beneath that ludicrously soul-patched face than suffer the bloody karma that I imagine the universe has in store for you. And with that, I shall bid you adieu. [[SophisticatedAsHell Additionally, your breath smells like farts.]]"]]



->"[[ThisIsUnforgivable You have gone too far now.]] Don't you see? HUH?! Don't you see that this... TorturePorn has gone too far? Now what gives you the right to play God in these people's lives? What makes you so special then? ...You're SICK. You're a sick [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]! Now what the hell have you done to them? Huh? What the hell have you done to them, you psychopath?! Psychopath!"

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->"[[ThisIsUnforgivable ->[[ThisIsUnforgivable You have gone too far now.]] Don't you see? HUH?! Don't you see that this... TorturePorn has gone too far? Now what gives you the right to play God in these people's lives? What makes you so special then? ...You're SICK. You're a sick [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]! Now what the hell have you done to them? Huh? What the hell have you done to them, you psychopath?! Psychopath!"Psychopath!



->'''Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot:''' What was your goal in having the children repair [[HumongousMecha Sahelanthropus]]?\\
'''Dr. "Huey" Emmerich:''' I just answered their questions! I had no idea they would actually try to fix it! I mean, can you imagine a child piloting it?\\

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->'''Revolver "Shalashaska" Shalashaska Ocelot:''' What was your goal in having the children repair [[HumongousMecha Sahelanthropus]]?\\
'''Dr. "Huey" Huey Emmerich:''' I just answered their questions! I had no idea they would actually try to fix it! I mean, can you imagine a child piloting it?\\



'''Ocelot:''' His name was, uh, "Hal", wasn't it?\\

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'''Ocelot:''' His name was, uh, "Hal", Hal, wasn't it?\\



->"You know, [[BigBad Devin]], the way I see it, and hey, I'm no intelligent businessman like you, but the way I see it, there's two great evils that bedevil American capitalism of the type that you practice. Number one is outsourcing. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections You paid a private company to do your dirty work for ya]], and then you underpaid that company because [[BigBadWannabe you thought you were big enough and bad enough]] that [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you didn't have to play by the rules]]. Oh, and number two: off-shoring your prices. But we know your opinions on the matter, Devin. Keep your problems the fuck out of America, huh?! Hey Devin... goodbye, my old friend. Thanks for the advice."

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->"You ->You know, [[BigBad Devin]], the way I see it, and hey, I'm no intelligent businessman like you, but the way I see it, there's two great evils that bedevil American capitalism of the type that you practice. Number one is outsourcing. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections You paid a private company to do your dirty work for ya]], and then you underpaid that company because [[BigBadWannabe you thought you were big enough and bad enough]] that [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you didn't have to play by the rules]]. Oh, and number two: off-shoring your prices. But we know your opinions on the matter, Devin. Keep your problems the fuck out of America, huh?! Hey Devin... goodbye, my old friend. Thanks for the advice."



->'''Rick:''' Jesus, Brad... Listen to you... You don't think we have bigger issues going on? There are way more important things going on than your little "family." We're sick of it. Just because you have some pent up guilt, doesn't mean you can screw us all. You can't be selfish anymore.\\

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->'''Rick:''' Jesus, Brad... Listen to you... You don't think we have bigger issues going on? There are way more important things going on than your little "family." family. We're sick of it. Just because you have some pent up guilt, doesn't mean you can screw us all. You can't be selfish anymore.\\



-> '''Mike:''' Face it... your dumb rebound... doesn't even LOVE you. Nobody does. Why would they? You're a parasite.\\

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-> '''Mike:''' ->'''Mike:''' Face it... your dumb rebound... doesn't even LOVE you. Nobody does. Why would they? You're a parasite.\\



->'''Waluigi:''' Hey, iz the President of the United States of "You Suck" on the phone. He sent you a secret message for you, man. But I decode for you though. It says "'''You suck'''".\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]:''' Oh, that tears it! I suck? '''I SUCK!?!''' Look who's talking, you '''freak!''' How many games have you been in, huh? ''VideoGame/MarioTennis''? Yeah, real winner there. And what? Did you wake up one morning and think "I'm sick of playing with myself. I should do something with my life. I know! I'll dress up like a crappy evil clone of a second-string video game character." Yeah, way to aim high, pal. I may have low self-esteem, but I think you are the only person who actually sucks more than I do. So you can take your "secret message" and '''SHOVE IT WHERE THE WARP PIPES DON'T GO!!'''

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->'''Waluigi:''' Hey, iz the President of the United States of "You Suck" You Suck on the phone. He sent you a secret message for you, man. But I decode for you though. It says "'''You suck'''".'''You suck'''.\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]:''' Oh, that tears it! I suck? '''I SUCK!?!''' Look who's talking, you '''freak!''' How many games have you been in, huh? ''VideoGame/MarioTennis''? Yeah, real winner there. And what? Did you wake up one morning and think "I'm I'm sick of playing with myself. I should do something with my life. I know! I'll dress up like a crappy evil clone of a second-string video game character." Yeah, way to aim high, pal. I may have low self-esteem, but I think you are the only person who actually sucks more than I do. So you can take your "secret message" secret message and '''SHOVE IT WHERE THE WARP PIPES DON'T GO!!'''



->"How DARE you. Messing with him like that when he's so drunk he can't even stand? What the hell is wrong with you? I was worried Largo was gonna do something stupid and YOU might get hurt. But what do I find? You pawing him up and playing some kind of sick, trampy mind game on him? Do you have any idea what he's been through today? Do you even know why he tried to drink himself senseless? Do you even care? I didn't think so."

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->"How ->How DARE you. Messing with him like that when he's so drunk he can't even stand? What the hell is wrong with you? I was worried Largo was gonna do something stupid and YOU might get hurt. But what do I find? You pawing him up and playing some kind of sick, trampy mind game on him? Do you have any idea what he's been through today? Do you even know why he tried to drink himself senseless? Do you even care? I didn't think so."



->"No, no, I think I have something to say to Captain Wallow-Pants here. [[WeWereYourTeam Do you have any idea how bloody useless we were while you were taking your dirt nap?]] The redhead [[GeneralFailure can't lead anyone out of a wet paper bag]], and I almost vomited myself to death because [[MoralityChain you weren't there to keep me from doing something stupid]]. And the other half was just as bad, from what I hear. Elan [[GenreBlind couldn't see past some lame subplot]], Durkon [[TakeYourTime sat on his thumbs]], and [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity I think the elf almost went nuts]]. So you're gonna pussy out now and [[GondorCallsForAid "sound the alarm?"]] Sure, whatever. I mean, that bell got rung when [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs a billion hobgoblins jumped up and down on Hinjo's face]]. I don't hear the cavalry yet. The get-the-hell-out-of-here plan, though, I can get behind. Try to lay low. Bet you can hide on your ditzy girlfriend's cloud. Bring your sister, too. And hey, maybe some other hero will pop out of nowhere to stop this Snarl thing at the last minute. Who knows, it would probably make a better story than this one. [[BrutalHonesty Of course, it would mean that your best friend got horribly killed for absolutely no damn reason at all.]] Me, [[HeroicComedicSociopath I'm a heartless little bastard.]] I can shrug that kind of thing off. But you seem like maybe that might bother you somewhere down the road.

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->"No, ->No, no, I think I have something to say to Captain Wallow-Pants here. [[WeWereYourTeam Do you have any idea how bloody useless we were while you were taking your dirt nap?]] The redhead [[GeneralFailure can't lead anyone out of a wet paper bag]], and I almost vomited myself to death because [[MoralityChain you weren't there to keep me from doing something stupid]]. And the other half was just as bad, from what I hear. Elan [[GenreBlind couldn't see past some lame subplot]], Durkon [[TakeYourTime sat on his thumbs]], and [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity I think the elf almost went nuts]]. So you're gonna pussy out now and [[GondorCallsForAid "sound sound the alarm?"]] alarm?]] Sure, whatever. I mean, that bell got rung when [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs a billion hobgoblins jumped up and down on Hinjo's face]]. I don't hear the cavalry yet. The get-the-hell-out-of-here plan, though, I can get behind. Try to lay low. Bet you can hide on your ditzy girlfriend's cloud. Bring your sister, too. And hey, maybe some other hero will pop out of nowhere to stop this Snarl thing at the last minute. Who knows, it would probably make a better story than this one. [[BrutalHonesty Of course, it would mean that your best friend got horribly killed for absolutely no damn reason at all.]] Me, [[HeroicComedicSociopath I'm a heartless little bastard.]] I can shrug that kind of thing off. But you seem like maybe that might bother you somewhere down the road.



->"Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am -- but for one exact moment? You felt exactly what I feel. You are who you are [[WhatYouAreInTheDark on your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain. And that's who I am. Your worst day, personified. Hel may have created me, but she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in '''your''' heart."

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->"Oh, ->Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am -- but for one exact moment? You felt exactly what I feel. You are who you are [[WhatYouAreInTheDark on your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain. And that's who I am. Your worst day, personified. Hel may have created me, but she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in '''your''' heart."



->"I don't know much about you. [[FlatCharacter After all, what's there to know?]] [[SatelliteLoveInterest You're Robin's hanger-on. It's the ONLY interesting thing about you.]] But you can't have her, so you throw yourself at me recklessly. No regard for your own life. Because you don't have one. And the only possible reasons I can imagine as to why I'm allowed to beat you so mercilessly is that either the Drama Tag is close enough to being pulled that its rules scarcely apply, or that this universe agrees with me that your life is a '''joke.'''"

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->"I ->I don't know much about you. [[FlatCharacter After all, what's there to know?]] [[SatelliteLoveInterest You're Robin's hanger-on. It's the ONLY interesting thing about you.]] But you can't have her, so you throw yourself at me recklessly. No regard for your own life. Because you don't have one. And the only possible reasons I can imagine as to why I'm allowed to beat you so mercilessly is that either the Drama Tag is close enough to being pulled that its rules scarcely apply, or that this universe agrees with me that your life is a '''joke.'''"'''



->"Have you ever even had friends, [[{{Jerkass}} Mike]]? Is there honestly ''anyone'' you could turn to if you needed them? I bet you can't name a one! And don't hand me that any shit about your life being hard or other excuses! People don't like them because of how you treat them. They treat you poorly because they're giving back what you give them."
-->--'''Peejee''', ''SomethingPositive''.

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->"Have ->Have you ever even had friends, [[{{Jerkass}} Mike]]? Is there honestly ''anyone'' you could turn to if you needed them? I bet you can't name a one! And don't hand me that any shit about your life being hard or other excuses! People don't like them because of how you treat them. They treat you poorly because they're giving back what you give them."
them.
-->--'''Peejee''', ''SomethingPositive''.''SomethingPositive''



->"No, no! I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous! How can you choose '''''this''''' asshole over your '''''own family?!''''' You don't have a job, Richard treats you like his bitch, '''''Allen''''' treats you like his bitch, and Julie doesn't want any part of it! You are a miserable, MISERABLE man! And you know how this could've been avoided? If you had just filed a restraining order against him to keep him away from you, and you could've lived a perfectly normal and happy life with your family! BUT NO! You just [[WhatAnIdiot let Richard take advantage of you, and now, you're living a miserable, miserable life with a really crappy family.]] [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]]"

to:

->"No, ->No, no! I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous! How can you choose '''''this''''' asshole over your '''''own family?!''''' You don't have a job, Richard treats you like his bitch, '''''Allen''''' treats you like his bitch, and Julie doesn't want any part of it! You are a miserable, MISERABLE man! And you know how this could've been avoided? If you had just filed a restraining order against him to keep him away from you, and you could've lived a perfectly normal and happy life with your family! BUT NO! You just [[WhatAnIdiot let Richard take advantage of you, and now, you're living a miserable, miserable life with a really crappy family.]] [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]]"]]



-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'', [[http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-week-7-enter-the-roger/ "Enter the Roger"]]

->"Kids, you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

to:

-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'', [[http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-week-7-enter-the-roger/ "Enter 'Enter the Roger"]]

->"Kids,
Roger']]

->Kids,
you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"bad!



->"It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! It was all leading to [[VideoGame/UltimaIX THIS!]] Dupre sacrificed not only his life, but his very SOUL, which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, to save all life everywhere. [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination! And that's it, isn't it? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. Ultima. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. ...Fucking Spider-Man with ComicBook/OneMoreDay. Comic books in general. Final Fantasy. ...Fuck, my job. My fucking ''life''. Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming stinking hole in your soul that '''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]] during his review of Ultima IX

->"But fine, WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo. If you would like me to get serious, I can get serious. Your show is incredibly stupid. All of the characters are indistinguishable and infantile. All of your plotlines feel like they were written by a fifth-grader and the characters don't care about them, so the audience doesn't care about them. All of your jokes fall completely flat because everyone sees them coming and there's NOTHING to contrast them against. The ONLY reason why this show is continuing to go on is because it is cheap to make and has brand recognition because of the great show that was the ORIGINAL WesternAnimation/TeenTitans. Your show in what is only the most ironic of ironies, is nothing but a '''JOKE''' to the animation industry! You are the equivalent of a chinese knock-off of an action figure! You took the name of something we loved, you took the likenesses but you managed to screw up '''EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT THEM'''. It's not that we want the show to be more serious, it's that we want the show to be less ''moronic''! The show cannot comprehend the basics of comedy, OR telling a story! Even the most serious episodes of the original Teen Titans are more funny than '''THIS!'''"

to:

->"It's ->It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! It was all leading to [[VideoGame/UltimaIX THIS!]] Dupre sacrificed not only his life, but his very SOUL, which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, to save all life everywhere. [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination! And that's it, isn't it? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. Ultima. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. ...Fucking Spider-Man with ComicBook/OneMoreDay. Comic books in general. Final Fantasy. ...Fuck, my job. My fucking ''life''. Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming stinking hole in your soul that '''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]] -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', during his review of Ultima IX

->"But ->But fine, WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo. If you would like me to get serious, I can get serious. Your show is incredibly stupid. All of the characters are indistinguishable and infantile. All of your plotlines feel like they were written by a fifth-grader and the characters don't care about them, so the audience doesn't care about them. All of your jokes fall completely flat because everyone sees them coming and there's NOTHING to contrast them against. The ONLY reason why this show is continuing to go on is because it is cheap to make and has brand recognition because of the great show that was the ORIGINAL WesternAnimation/TeenTitans. Your show in what is only the most ironic of ironies, is nothing but a '''JOKE''' to the animation industry! You are the equivalent of a chinese knock-off of an action figure! You took the name of something we loved, you took the likenesses but you managed to screw up '''EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT THEM'''. It's not that we want the show to be more serious, it's that we want the show to be less ''moronic''! The show cannot comprehend the basics of comedy, OR telling a story! Even the most serious episodes of the original Teen Titans are more funny than '''THIS!'''"'''THIS!'''



->"You see, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Vegeta]], [[BadassBoast you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe. How they are the most ruthless.]] Well, look at where they are now: [[LastOfHisKind DEAD!]] You talk about your legend, and your warrior race, and your pride, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO THIS MAN!]] Because the name's Recoome... And it rhymes with [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]]... And you're gonna be hurting.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]"

to:

->"You ->You see, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Vegeta]], [[BadassBoast you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe. How they are the most ruthless.]] Well, look at where they are now: [[LastOfHisKind DEAD!]] You talk about your legend, and your warrior race, and your pride, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO THIS MAN!]] Because the name's Recoome... And it rhymes with [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]]... And you're gonna be hurting.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]



-> [[AC: "Really though, what the fuck have you all become? Labour camps and sterilizations? Murder millions over bare superstition? Excommunication of actually loyal astartes? Have thousands of imperial planets and its valuable assets destroyed because some guy fapped with barbed wire and accidentally summoned daemon or two? Be painfully hypocritical and use xenos and daemonic weaponry and aid in order to carry across "my will"? Use techno-monkeys?]] [...] [[AC: Just. Fucking. Stop. This organization, however it came to fucking be, is obviously pure, concentrated, whole-grain stupidity, and whoever came up with the idea to create it in the first place is obviously a fucking idiot. They walk around and do whatever they fucking feel like while laughing really snarky at the plebian communities they see before them. All while having themselves and all their troops ornate in loads of fucking shiny shit and skulls to look oh-so Emperor worshipping, when really they are just creeps in trench coats, and that is all they will ever be."]]

to:

-> [[AC: "Really ->[[AC:Really though, what the fuck have you all become? Labour camps and sterilizations? Murder millions over bare superstition? Excommunication of actually loyal astartes? Have thousands of imperial planets and its valuable assets destroyed because some guy fapped with barbed wire and accidentally summoned daemon or two? Be painfully hypocritical and use xenos and daemonic weaponry and aid in order to carry across "my will"? my will? Use techno-monkeys?]] [...] [[AC: Just. Fucking. Stop. This organization, however it came to fucking be, is obviously pure, concentrated, whole-grain stupidity, and whoever came up with the idea to create it in the first place is obviously a fucking idiot. They walk around and do whatever they fucking feel like while laughing really snarky at the plebian communities they see before them. All while having themselves and all their troops ornate in loads of fucking shiny shit and skulls to look oh-so Emperor worshipping, when really they are just creeps in trench coats, and that is all they will ever be."]]]]



-> "This is not a tragedy. This was not a accident. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children to men who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, nothing more than men. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace and yet what do we have here? [[spoiler: One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly torn apart by another's star pupil.]] What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as [[spoiler: an innocent little girl?]] I don't think the Grimm can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Ozpin teaching his students? First a dismemberment and now this? Huntsmen and huntresses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Ozpin felt as though defeating Atlas in the tournament would help people forget his colossal failure to protect Vale when the Grimm invaded its streets. Or perhaps this is his message to the tyrannical dictator who has occupied an unsuspecting kingdom with armed forces. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue to who is right and who is wrong. But I know the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. As someone who hails from Mystral, I can assure you the situation there is...equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war and yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. So I ask you, when the first shots are fired, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion who do you think you can trust?]]"

to:

-> "This ->This is not a tragedy. This was not a accident. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children to men who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, nothing more than men. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace and yet what do we have here? [[spoiler: One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly torn apart by another's star pupil.]] What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as [[spoiler: an innocent little girl?]] I don't think the Grimm can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Ozpin teaching his students? First a dismemberment and now this? Huntsmen and huntresses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Ozpin felt as though defeating Atlas in the tournament would help people forget his colossal failure to protect Vale when the Grimm invaded its streets. Or perhaps this is his message to the tyrannical dictator who has occupied an unsuspecting kingdom with armed forces. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue to who is right and who is wrong. But I know the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. As someone who hails from Mystral, I can assure you the situation there is...equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war and yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. So I ask you, when the first shots are fired, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion who do you think you can trust?]]"trust?]]



But most of that "reputation"? Lies you told without turning red\\

to:

But most of that "reputation"? reputation? Lies you told without turning red\\



-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Edie's Wedding"

->"I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty."
-->--'''Katara''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', to her mother's murderer.

->"You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the like of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo... I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck!"

to:

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Edie's Wedding"

->"I
Edie's Wedding

->I
always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty."
empty.
-->--'''Katara''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', to her mother's murderer.

->"You
murderer

->You
are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the like of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo... I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck!"suck!



->"Y'know what? You two aren't even worth it. It's ridiculous! Can you at least try to be original for a change? You've been doing the same bully routine since the second grade, Cash. It's tired. Spilling my drink? Seriously, I can't believe I used to be afraid of you. Look around, Cash, we've all grown up. But you're still the same pathetic loser who has to torment others just to feel good about himself. You're just sad."

to:

->"Y'know ->Y'know what? You two aren't even worth it. It's ridiculous! Can you at least try to be original for a change? You've been doing the same bully routine since the second grade, Cash. It's tired. Spilling my drink? Seriously, I can't believe I used to be afraid of you. Look around, Cash, we've all grown up. But you're still the same pathetic loser who has to torment others just to feel good about himself. You're just sad."



->"Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends! But now I see WHY you don't have any friends! You just used Manbearpig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER!"

to:

->"Stay ->Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends! But now I see WHY you don't have any friends! You just used Manbearpig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER!"LOSER!



->"You think we're intellectual equals?! It only took me ''seconds'' to get you off your guard! And this 'body' you designed is self-congratulatory garbage! See, [[ContinuityNod I know a thing or two about building a body out of biomass]], and you ''don't''... leave [[AttackItsWeakPoint your heart]] exposed!"

to:

->"You ->You think we're intellectual equals?! It only took me ''seconds'' to get you off your guard! And this 'body' you designed is self-congratulatory garbage! See, [[ContinuityNod I know a thing or two about building a body out of biomass]], and you ''don't''... leave [[AttackItsWeakPoint your heart]] exposed!"exposed!



->"The 'real' Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [...] The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever ''had'' a good joke. I mean, joy buzzers? Squirting flowers? LAME! Where's the A-material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! You make me laugh... But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [laughs] So, you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?"

to:

->"The ->The 'real' Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [...] The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever ''had'' a good joke. I mean, joy buzzers? Squirting flowers? LAME! Where's the A-material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! You make me laugh... But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [laughs] So, you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?"clown?



->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."

to:

->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy ->[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."



->"Um, first of all, hello. Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I suppose you could call "space aids" as you put it. And Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it. At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks. But you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet? Because the two of you are the fucking worst! You both hate yourselves and each other. And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am. And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you and being like, "what the fuck?!" So good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. Blim Blam out!"

to:

->"Um, ->Um, first of all, hello. Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I suppose you could call "space aids" space aids as you put it. And Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it. At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks. But you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet? Because the two of you are the fucking worst! You both hate yourselves and each other. And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am. And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you and being like, "what what the fuck?!" fuck?! So good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. Blim Blam out!"out!



'''Plankton:''' Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! ''[the crowd goes "ooh"]'' [[SugarBowl No, seriously, he really does.]]\\

to:

'''Plankton:''' Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! ''[the crowd goes "ooh"]'' ooh]'' [[SugarBowl No, seriously, he really does.]]\\



->"I hope you're proud of yourselves! You've driven away another customer! It's baffling, I tell you! Your deep-rooted lack of self-control only fosters failure in each endeavor we undertake! I mean, it's always one step forward and two steps back! Why!? Don't you see the example I try to set for you!?"
-->--'''Edd''' to '''Ed and Eddy,''' "WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy

to:

->"I ->I hope you're proud of yourselves! You've driven away another customer! It's baffling, I tell you! Your deep-rooted lack of self-control only fosters failure in each endeavor we undertake! I mean, it's always one step forward and two steps back! Why!? Don't you see the example I try to set for you!?"
you!?
-->--'''Edd''' to '''Ed and Eddy,''' "WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy
''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''



-->"You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. ''That's'' you. ''That's'' [=BoJack=] Horseman."

to:

-->"You -->You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. ''That's'' you. ''That's'' [=BoJack=] Horseman."



->"First off... you were the cause of the arguments. No matter what you fuckin' think...! your dad hit your mom 'cause of you! Alright? It's all your fault! Your dad, right? He was fuckin' your mom in the ass, right? And ''one little sperm'' just happened to drip down in... and that's why you were born, you fuck! You ruin everything!"

to:

->"First ->First off... you were the cause of the arguments. No matter what you fuckin' think...! your dad hit your mom 'cause of you! Alright? It's all your fault! Your dad, right? He was fuckin' your mom in the ass, right? And ''one little sperm'' just happened to drip down in... and that's why you were born, you fuck! You ruin everything!"everything!



->"The North can make a steam engine, locomotive, or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth — right at your doors. You are bound to fail. Only in your spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with. At first you will make headway, but as your limited resources begin to fail, shut out from the markets of Europe as you will be, your cause will begin to wane. If your people will but stop and think, they must see in the end that you will surely fail."

to:

->"The ->The North can make a steam engine, locomotive, or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth — right at your doors. You are bound to fail. Only in your spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with. At first you will make headway, but as your limited resources begin to fail, shut out from the markets of Europe as you will be, your cause will begin to wane. If your people will but stop and think, they must see in the end that you will surely fail."



->"You don't know cold. Neither of you do. The horses died first. Didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy... but later, when we started to fall... that wasn't easy. We should've had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you, and still have bones left over for soup. Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. And they will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die... like flies."

to:

->"You ->You don't know cold. Neither of you do. The horses died first. Didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy... but later, when we started to fall... that wasn't easy. We should've had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you, and still have bones left over for soup. Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. And they will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die... like flies."



->"You're blessed with abilities that few men possess. You're blessed to belong to one of the most powerful families in the kingdoms, and you're still blessed with youth. What have you done with these blessings, eh? You served as a glorified bodyguard for two kings -- one a mad man, the other a drunk."

to:

->"You're ->You're blessed with abilities that few men possess. You're blessed to belong to one of the most powerful families in the kingdoms, and you're still blessed with youth. What have you done with these blessings, eh? You served as a glorified bodyguard for two kings -- one a mad man, the other a drunk."



->"You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go!"

to:

->"You ->You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go!"Go!



->"I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. You've allowed [[TheCaligula that boy]] to run roughshod over you and everyone else in this city."

to:

->"I ->I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. You've allowed [[TheCaligula that boy]] to run roughshod over you and everyone else in this city."



-> "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age, it's hard to recall, but the truly vile do stand out through the years. Do you remember the way you smirked at me when my grandson and granddaughter were dragged off to their cells? I do. I'll never forget it. [...] I'm leaving this wretched city as fast as I can before [[TheFundamentalist that shoeless zealot]] throws me into one of his cells. If you're half as bright as you think you are, you'll find a way out of here, too. [...] You have no support, not anymore. [[DivideAndConquer Your brother's gone. The High Sparrow saw to that.]] [[BlackSheep The rest of your family have abandoned you.]] [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating The people despise you.]] You're surrounded by enemies, thousands of them. You going to kill them all by yourself? You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I can find in all this misery."

to:

-> "I ->I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age, it's hard to recall, but the truly vile do stand out through the years. Do you remember the way you smirked at me when my grandson and granddaughter were dragged off to their cells? I do. I'll never forget it. [...] I'm leaving this wretched city as fast as I can before [[TheFundamentalist that shoeless zealot]] throws me into one of his cells. If you're half as bright as you think you are, you'll find a way out of here, too. [...] You have no support, not anymore. [[DivideAndConquer Your brother's gone. The High Sparrow saw to that.]] [[BlackSheep The rest of your family have abandoned you.]] [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating The people despise you.]] You're surrounded by enemies, thousands of them. You going to kill them all by yourself? You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I can find in all this misery."



->"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you ''muuuurdered'' him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ''Shall not be mourned.'' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

to:

->"I'd ->I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you ''muuuurdered'' him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ''Shall not be mourned.'' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."



->"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

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->"Well ->Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."



->"That outfit you're wearing looks stupid... That's not me talking; it says so right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but here, a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably- Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh, wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"

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->"That ->That outfit you're wearing looks stupid... That's not me talking; it says so right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but here, a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably- Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh, wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"France!
12th Jul '16 11:06:44 PM LDragon2
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->''You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. ''[throws ring in Holly's lap]'' Here. I've been carrying this thing around for months. I don't want it anymore.''

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->''You ->"You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. ''[throws ring in Holly's lap]'' Here. I've been carrying this thing around for months. I don't want it anymore.''"
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