History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

20th Sep '16 7:30:40 AM Morgenthaler
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-->--'''Stan Marsh''' to AlGore, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

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-->--'''Stan Marsh''' to AlGore, UsefulNotes/AlGore, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
11th Sep '16 9:07:56 AM HeyFella
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->I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? [[SuperheroParadox Your presence creates these animals]]; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame.

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->I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? [[SuperheroParadox Your presence creates these animals]]; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker.ComicBook/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame.



-->--'''Batman/Terry [=McGinnis=]''' to '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''

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-->--'''Batman/Terry [=McGinnis=]''' to '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''
3rd Sep '16 7:48:17 PM Blazer
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->Tomorrow, I will meet with the chairman of BP and tell him that he is a cunt.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/BarackObama''', Creator/CS188's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClV3ZeNKI7Y Obama Sh!ts in the Gulf on National Television]]
30th Aug '16 8:48:43 AM Njein
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->'''Gordon Gekko:''' You sandbagged me on Bluestar. I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Well let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd still be cold-calling widows and dentists trying to sell them 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in.''[hits him a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to ''get it!'' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[One of the punches knocks Bud to the grass, who is struggling to get up]'' '''I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lip.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?

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->'''Gordon Gekko:''' ''[smugly chuckles]'' You sandbagged me on Bluestar. Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Well let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd still be cold-calling widows and dentists trying to sell them buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits him a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened the doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to ''get it!'' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[One of the punches ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass, who is struggling grass. Bud struggles to get up]'' up.]'' '''I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lip.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?
29th Aug '16 8:32:24 AM Njein
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'''Fujin:''' Then the Raiden I knew is truly dead!\\

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'''Fujin:''' Then the Raiden I knew is truly dead!\\dead!
29th Aug '16 8:31:38 AM Njein
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->'''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Azulon]]:''' ''Sit back down!'' Tell me that you were ''not'' actually going to go and ''do it!'' Kill ''your own son?'' \\
'''Ozai:''' [[BlatantLies ...No.]]\\
'''Azulon:''' [[{{Angrish}} Just--what--gah--what the--]]''[[{{Angrish}} AAAGGH!]]''\\
'''Ozai:''' What did you want, Father?\\
'''Azulon:''' I wanted you to beg and grovel for your son's life, to ask me to take yours instead if I was so pissed, to challenge me to an Agni Kai, to panic, to try to kill me before word could leave this room -- ''something a human being would have done when his children were threatened!'' I have no idea what happened to turn you into a monster, and that's probably my fault for never being around, [[IHaveNoSon but you are no longer my son]]. You will leave my house, leave your family, just... leave. I'll give you a week before I tell anyone you've been banished; that ought to give you enough time to get clear of the Fire Nation before people start looking at you and whispering. Perhaps when Iroh gets back, he can fix whatever the hell it is you've been doing to Azula. [[GetOut Get out of my sight]]; you sicken me.
-->-- [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6244465/1/Sins_of_the_Fathers Sins of the Fathers]]


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->'''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Azulon]]:''' ''Sit back down!'' Tell me that you were ''not'' actually going to go and ''do it!'' Kill ''your own son?'' \\
'''Ozai:''' [[BlatantLies ...No.]]\\
'''Azulon:''' [[{{Angrish}} Just--what--gah--what the--]]''[[{{Angrish}} AAAGGH!]]''\\
'''Ozai:''' What did you want, Father?\\
'''Azulon:''' I wanted you to beg and grovel for your son's life, to ask me to take yours instead if I was so pissed, to challenge me to an Agni Kai, to panic, to try to kill me before word could leave this room -- ''something a human being would have done when his children were threatened!'' I have no idea what happened to turn you into a monster, and that's probably my fault for never being around, [[IHaveNoSon but you are no longer my son]]. You will leave my house, leave your family, just... leave. I'll give you a week before I tell anyone you've been banished; that ought to give you enough time to get clear of the Fire Nation before people start looking at you and whispering. Perhaps when Iroh gets back, he can fix whatever the hell it is you've been doing to Azula. [[GetOut Get out of my sight]]; you sicken me.
-->-- [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6244465/1/Sins_of_the_Fathers Sins of the Fathers]]
29th Aug '16 8:29:35 AM Njein
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-->--''FanFic/MortalKombatDesperation''

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-->--''FanFic/MortalKombatDesperation''-->-- ''FanFic/MortalKombatDesperation''
29th Aug '16 8:28:30 AM Njein
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->'''Raiden:''' Why are you here, Fujin?\\
'''Fujin:''' It is not too late to put an end to this madness, Raiden. Please, I do not wish for us to be enemies.\\
'''Raiden:''' Madness? Why can you not understand, Fujin? [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I am merely trying to protect Earthrealm!]]\\
'''Fujin:''' [[WhatTheHellHero By maiming and murdering innocents?]] [[MoralEventHorizon Sub-Zero lies in a coma while Frost and her fellow survivors were fortunate to be alive.]] [[WouldHurtAChild Some of them were children no more than thirteen or fourteen years of age!]] Cassandra Cage is a hero! She defeated Shinnok, yet you reward her valor by taking her hostage? You are not protecting Earthrealm, Raiden, you are further endangering it! [[NotSoDifferent You are no better than Shinnok and Shao Kahn!]]\\
'''Raiden:''' ''[suddenly shouting]'' [[BerserkButton Do not compare me to those madmen!]] They cared only for themselves whereas [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight I have always had Earthrealm's best interests at heart]]!\\
'''Fujin:''' Terrorism is not the answer, Raiden! Neither is kidnapping or murder! [[EvilCannotComprehendGood Do you not understand the atrocities you have committed?]] You swore to keep Earthrealm safe at all costs, only to become a threat to its safety!\\
'''Raiden:''' You are all against me then? So be it. [[KnightTemplar I]] '''[[KnightTemplar will]]''' [[KnightTemplar keep Earthrealm safe]], [[TheUnfettered even if I must kill every single one of you to do so]].\\
'''Fujin:''' Then the Raiden I knew is truly dead!\\
-->--''FanFic/MortalKombatDesperation''
28th Aug '16 7:17:23 PM Loekman3
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->Some advice, Prince. For the future; Next time, why don't you remember your place like the rest of them? ''[[CantCatchUp And wait for Goku]]''.
-->--'''Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
24th Aug '16 7:10:56 AM Njein
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-->--'''Franz Oberhauser'''/'''[[spoiler:Ernst Stavro Blofeld]]''' to '''James Bond''', ''Film/Spectre''

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-->--'''Franz Oberhauser'''/'''[[spoiler:Ernst Stavro Blofeld]]''' to '''James Bond''', ''Film/Spectre''
''Film/{{Spectre}}''
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