History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

30th Nov '16 4:54:15 PM Boggs
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->'''Wayne''': "Oh yeah? Or what, whatcha gonna do, you gonna kill me, huh? Is that what you're gonna do, ''add me to your body count?! Huh?!'' Oh, you know what, maybe I should go into my trailer and stand in the kitchen, and wait for somebody to come along '''and stick a fork in my head!'''

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->'''Wayne''': "Oh yeah? Or what, whatcha gonna do, you gonna kill me, huh? Is that what you're gonna do, ''add me to your body count?! Huh?!'' Oh, you know what, maybe I should go into my trailer and stand in the kitchen, and wait for somebody to come along '''and stick a fork in my head!'''head!"'''
30th Nov '16 4:50:09 PM Boggs
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->'''Jax''': "I need you to call my mom, have her meet you here, tell her... you need to talk to her in private."//
->'''Wayne''': "Why? What's going on with Gemma?"//
->'''Jax''': "It's family business."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh... maybe you forgot our little deal. I'm ''done'' helping you, and the club."//
->'''Jax''': "''This'' is about Tara."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh, if you gave a ''shit'' about Tara maybe you'd spend a little less time being a ''thug'' and a little more time being a ''dad.''"//
->'''Jax''': [pushes Wayne] "You need to watch your mouth, old man."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh yeah? Or what, whatcha gonna do, you gonna kill me, huh? Is that what you're gonna do, ''add me to your body count?! Huh?!'' Oh, you know what, maybe I should go into my trailer and stand in the kitchen, and wait for somebody to come along '''and stick a fork in my head!'''//

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->'''Jax''': "I need you to call my mom, have her meet you here, tell her... you need to talk to her in private."//
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->'''Wayne''': "Why? What's going on with Gemma?"//
Gemma?"
->'''Jax''': "It's family business."//
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->'''Wayne''': "Oh... maybe you forgot our little deal. I'm ''done'' helping you, and the club."//
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->'''Jax''': "''This'' "This is about Tara."//
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->'''Wayne''': "Oh, if you gave a ''shit'' about Tara maybe you'd spend a little less time being a ''thug'' and a little more time being a ''dad.''"//
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->'''Jax''': [pushes Wayne] "You need to watch your mouth, old man."//
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->'''Wayne''': "Oh yeah? Or what, whatcha gonna do, you gonna kill me, huh? Is that what you're gonna do, ''add me to your body count?! Huh?!'' Oh, you know what, maybe I should go into my trailer and stand in the kitchen, and wait for somebody to come along '''and stick a fork in my head!'''//
head!'''
-->-- '''Wayne Unser''' to '''Jackson Teller''', ''Series/SonsOfAnarchy''
30th Nov '16 4:45:34 PM Boggs
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->'''Jax''': "I need you to call my mom, have her meet you here, tell her... you need to talk to her in private."//
->'''Wayne''': "Why? What's going on with Gemma?"//
->'''Jax''': "It's family business."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh... maybe you forgot our little deal. I'm ''done'' helping you, and the club."//
->'''Jax''': "''This'' is about Tara."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh, if you gave a ''shit'' about Tara maybe you'd spend a little less time being a ''thug'' and a little more time being a ''dad.''"//
->'''Jax''': [pushes Wayne] "You need to watch your mouth, old man."//
->'''Wayne''': "Oh yeah? Or what, whatcha gonna do, you gonna kill me, huh? Is that what you're gonna do, ''add me to your body count?! Huh?!'' Oh, you know what, maybe I should go into my trailer and stand in the kitchen, and wait for somebody to come along '''and stick a fork in my head!'''//
27th Nov '16 7:55:55 AM nm3youtube
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->[[CallingTheOldManOut I am the one who is sick of you, Mother!]] Children... Children are not just THINGS that belong to their parents! Pokémon are not just THINGS that a Trainer can do whatever they want to! I am alive! Cosmog is alive! We are not things for you to collect! We're not made for you to just discard when you get bored with us! That is terrible, Mother! You are terrible!
-->--'''[[spoiler:Lillie]]''' to [[spoiler:Lusamine]], ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''
25th Nov '16 11:00:49 AM nombretomado
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'''Modern Sonic:''' I...I had no idea, [[AustinPowers Mini Me.]]\\

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'''Modern Sonic:''' I...I had no idea, [[AustinPowers [[Film/AustinPowers Mini Me.]]\\
12th Nov '16 6:34:30 PM ThePat
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->Brother, [[YouKilledMyFather why did you kill Father?!]] Just as Makoto said, [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating there is no one around you anymore!!]]
-->-- '''Alain''' to '''Adel''', ''Series/KamenRiderGhost''
12th Nov '16 6:20:51 PM ThePat
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->Is that why you abducted her (Ange), abused her, and attempted to bend her to your will?! You're a pitiful man, sir Tuner.
-->-- '''Salamandinay''' to '''Embryo''', ''Anime/CrossAnge'', "To the End of Time"
8th Nov '16 4:42:03 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->'''Father:''' Oh, look. It's Numbuh 1, right on schedule. Poor, predictable Nigel Uno. I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't operational.\\
'''Numbuh 1:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\\
'''Father:''' Ooh, didn't you hear? The [[MacGuffin Recommissioning Device]] is useless without an active Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it, and it looks like I couldn't have ''[[JustForPun picked]]'' a better operative. You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! How much '''sweeter''' the victory knowing it's all. Your. '''FAULT!'''

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->'''Father:''' Oh, look. It's Numbuh 1, One, right on schedule. Poor, predictable Nigel Uno. I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't operational.\\
'''Numbuh 1:''' One:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\\
'''Father:''' Ooh, didn't you hear? The [[MacGuffin Recommissioning Device]] is useless without an active Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it, and it looks like I couldn't have ''[[JustForPun picked]]'' a better operative. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! Door!]] How much '''sweeter''' the victory knowing it's all. Your. '''FAULT!'''
8th Nov '16 4:30:03 AM Mareon
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->Let's imagine. If you glimpsed the future and were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? You would go to...who? Politicians? Captains of industry? And how would you convince them? Data? Facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now, what if...what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, putting the critical news directly into everyone's heads? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it was to show it, to scare people straight. What reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized by the potential destruction of everything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization, I would show its collapse. But how do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate éclair. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it! It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse, and sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one! Bees and butterflies start to disappear, the glaciers melt, algae blooms all around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you WON'T TAKE THE HINT! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future and you resign yourselves to it, for one reason: because that future doesn't ask anything of you today. So, yes, you saw the iceberg and warned the Titanic, but you all just steered for it anyway, full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up. That's not the Monitor's fault. It's yours.

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->Let's imagine. If you glimpsed the future and were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? You would go to...who? Politicians? Captains of industry? And how would you convince them? Data? Facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now, what if...what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, putting the critical news directly into everyone's heads? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it was to show it, to scare people straight. What reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized by the potential destruction of everything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization, I would show its collapse. But how do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate éclair. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it! It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse, and sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one! Bees and butterflies start to disappear, the glaciers melt, algae blooms all around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you WON'T TAKE THE HINT! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future and you resign yourselves to it, for one reason: because that future doesn't ask anything of you today. So, yes, you we saw the iceberg and iceberg, we warned the Titanic, but you all just steered for it anyway, full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up. That's not the Monitor's fault. It's yours.
8th Nov '16 1:28:35 AM Totema
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->'''Koichi:''' Your... name... is... Kira Yoshikage... Right? It's Kira Yoshikage... That's... your full... name...\\
'''Kira:''' ''[Turns Koichi over]'' My driver's license... When did you steal my wallet? You fucking brat!\\
'''Koichi:''' You said... you had to pay extra at the cafe... You took your ID out and put it in the wrong pocket...\\
'''Kira:''' ...So what? What are you going to do now that you have my name? I'm still going to erase you.\\
'''Koichi:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever, you're going to kill me. But... I found out your name. That makes you pretty careless. You might get away for now... But will you be able to live with the fact that some fucking brat got your name so easily? Let me say it again... Some fucking brat got your name. [[DefiantToTheEnd You're totally exposed! I'll be waiting for you in Hell!]]
-->-- ''Franchise/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' - ''Diamond is Unbreakable''
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