History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

29th Apr '16 7:47:33 AM Theokal3
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->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyranTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."

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->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyranTakesTheHelm [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."
29th Apr '16 7:46:46 AM Theokal3
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->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to join me when ''I'' became leader; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."

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->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me me]] when ''I'' [[TyranTakesTheHelm became leader; leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."
19th Apr '16 12:35:50 PM Theokal3
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->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about ruling the world?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"

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->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about [[WorldDomination ruling the world?! world]]?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"
19th Apr '16 12:33:54 PM Theokal3
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->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why I undermined your leadership at every turn. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about ruling the world?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old! But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"

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->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn.turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about ruling the world?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old! old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"
2nd Apr '16 9:54:24 AM generalzod39
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-> "This is not a tragedy. This was not a accident. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children to men who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, nothing more than men. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace and yet what do we have here? [[spoiler: One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly torn apart by another's star pupil.]] What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as [[spoiler: an innocent little girl?]] I don't think the Grimm can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Ozpin teaching his students? First a dismemberment and now this? Huntsmen and huntresses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Ozpin felt as though defeating Atlas in the tournament would help people forget his colossal failure to protect Vale when the Grimm invaded its streets. Or perhaps this is his message to the tyrannical dictator who has occupied an unsuspecting kingdom with armed forces. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue to who is right and who is wrong. But I know the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. As someone who hails from Mystral, I can assure you the situation there is...equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war and yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. So I ask you, when the first shorts are fired, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion who do you think you can trust?]]"

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-> "This is not a tragedy. This was not a accident. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children to men who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, nothing more than men. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace and yet what do we have here? [[spoiler: One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly torn apart by another's star pupil.]] What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as [[spoiler: an innocent little girl?]] I don't think the Grimm can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Ozpin teaching his students? First a dismemberment and now this? Huntsmen and huntresses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Ozpin felt as though defeating Atlas in the tournament would help people forget his colossal failure to protect Vale when the Grimm invaded its streets. Or perhaps this is his message to the tyrannical dictator who has occupied an unsuspecting kingdom with armed forces. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue to who is right and who is wrong. But I know the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. As someone who hails from Mystral, I can assure you the situation there is...equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war and yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. So I ask you, when the first shorts shots are fired, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion who do you think you can trust?]]"
16th Mar '16 11:41:27 AM rt2012
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->"There's plenty you can do, but YOU won't do it, and do YOU know why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!"
-->--'''David Harken''', ''Film/HorribleBosses'' ''2''
13th Mar '16 10:42:27 AM MinisterOfSinister
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''(Avitus guns him down.)''

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''(Avitus guns him down.)'')''\\
11th Mar '16 6:14:00 AM MinisterOfSinister
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-->--'''Captain Titus''', ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine'' to [[spoiler:Leandros]]

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-->--'''Captain Titus''', ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine'' -->--'''[[TheHero Captain Titus]]''' to [[spoiler:Leandros]]
[[spoiler:Leandros]], ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine''

->'''Captain Diomedes:''' You will pay for the deaths of your brothers, renegades.\\
'''Sergeant Avitus:''' I will not be reproached by a coward!\\
'''Diomedes:''' You dare!\\
'''Avitus:''' I do. You ordered the Chapter away from the Traitor Legions.\\
'''Diomedes:''' I followed the orders of our Chapter Master! As any true Blood Raven would.\\
'''Avitus:''' And his cowardice forgives all? You are no Space Marine! You are barely even a man!\\
'''Diomedes:''' [[BerserkButton You will die for that!]]\\
''(Avitus guns him down.)''
'''Avitus:''' "Excuses are the refuge of the weak."
-->--''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II: Chaos Rising''
8th Mar '16 9:31:51 AM Luigifan
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'''Future Trunks:''' You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me, that you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do know ''all of the time'' like the people of this planet do. Fools! How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's ''your'' turn. [[TranquilFury I hope you enjoy it.]]

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'''Future Trunks:''' You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me, that you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do know now ''all of the time'' time'', like the people of this planet do. Fools! How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's ''your'' turn. [[TranquilFury I hope you enjoy it.]]



->"You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use [[DeflectorShields Chaos Shield]]; cowardly bullies like you always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!"

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->"You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use [[DeflectorShields Chaos Shield]]; [[DirtyCoward cowardly bullies like you you]] always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!"



'''Azulon''': I wanted you to beg and grovel for your son's life, to ask me to take yours instead if I was so pissed, to challenge me to an Agni Kai, to panic, to try to kill me before word could leave this room--''something a human being would have done when his children were threatened!'' I have no idea what happened to turn you into a monster, and that's probably my fault for never being around, [[IHaveNoSon but you are no longer my son]]. You will leave my house, leave your family, just... leave. I'll give you a week before I tell anyone you've been banished; that ought to give you enough time to get clear of the Fire Nation before people start looking at you and whispering. Perhaps when Iroh gets back, he can fix whatever the hell it is you've been doing to Azula. [[GetOut Get out of my sight]]; you sicken me.

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'''Azulon''': I wanted you to beg and grovel for your son's life, to ask me to take yours instead if I was so pissed, to challenge me to an Agni Kai, to panic, to try to kill me before word could leave this room--''something room -- ''something a human being would have done when his children were threatened!'' I have no idea what happened to turn you into a monster, and that's probably my fault for never being around, [[IHaveNoSon but you are no longer my son]]. You will leave my house, leave your family, just... leave. I'll give you a week before I tell anyone you've been banished; that ought to give you enough time to get clear of the Fire Nation before people start looking at you and whispering. Perhaps when Iroh gets back, he can fix whatever the hell it is you've been doing to Azula. [[GetOut Get out of my sight]]; you sicken me.



->"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"

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->"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"
4th Mar '16 11:13:57 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->''Mr Madison, that was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational human thought. Everyone here is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.''

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->''Mr ->"Mr Madison, that was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational human thought. Everyone here is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.''"



->''Rick, I want to cut through the BS. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that: an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter, and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere. And you're irresponsible, a show-off. You're vulgar. You're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious.''

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->''Rick, ->"Rick, I want to cut through the BS. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that: an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter, and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere. And you're irresponsible, a show-off. You're vulgar. You're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious.''"
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