History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

29th May '16 12:26:48 PM Dravencour
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->"I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? Your presence creates these animals; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame."

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->"I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? [[SuperheroParadox Your presence creates these animals; animals]]; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame."
28th May '16 4:38:54 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->"Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am -- but for one exact moment? You felt exactly what I feel. You are who you are [[WhatYouAreInTheDark on your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain. And that's who I am. Your worst day, personified. Hel may have created me, but she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in '''your''' heart."
-->'''High Priest of Hel''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1007.html 1007]]
28th May '16 3:44:52 AM Nintendoman01
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->-->'''TK'''": Let me ask you something, Ichijoji. Don't you think it's time you gave up on this little charade? It's getting old. You say you're the most powerful being in the Digital World, and yet you have no idea about the powers that are here. You're a pretender. You're like that story, ''Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes''.\\
'''Ken''': [''growls''] You're ''nobody''! Not like me! You will bow down before me!\\
'''TK''': [[DeadpanSnarker Sorry. The floor's kinda dirty.]]\\
'''Ken''': You ''will'' listen to me! [''[[ATasteOfTheLash whips TK across the face]]; TK doesn't even flinch'']\\
'''TK''': [''calmly''] When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?\\
'''Ken''': I... guess?\\
'''TK''': ''That's'' your problem. You don't know when to talk, and when to fight. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Now's a good time to talk. On the other hand, it's also a good time to fight!]] [''punches Ken out'']
-->--''Anime/DigimonAdventure02''
24th May '16 1:33:20 AM Mareon
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-> ''Just imagine, if you glimpsed the future, were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? Would you go to...politicians, captains of industry? And how would you convince them? With data, facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now what if, what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, and putting the critical news directly into everyone's head? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it is to show it, and to scare people straight. Because what reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized over by the potential destruction of anything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization...I would show it's collapse. How do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate eclaire. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it! It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world, wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse. They sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling, all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one. Bees, butterflies start to disappear. The glaciers melt, algae blooms. All around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you won't take the hint! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it! And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future, and you resign yourselves to it. And for one reason; because that future doesn't ask anything of you, TODAY. So yes, you saw the iceberg, you warned the Titanic. But you all just steered for it anyway. Full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up."

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-> ''Just imagine, if you glimpsed the future, were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? Would you go to...politicians, captains of industry? And how would you convince them? With data, facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now what if, what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, and putting the critical news directly into everyone's head? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it is to show it, and to scare people straight. Because what reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized over by the potential destruction of anything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization...I would show it's collapse. How do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate eclaire. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it! It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world, wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse. They sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling, all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one. Bees, butterflies start to disappear. The glaciers melt, algae blooms. All around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you won't take the hint! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it! And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future, and you resign yourselves to it. And for one reason; because that future doesn't ask anything of you, TODAY. So yes, you we saw the iceberg, you we warned the Titanic. But you all just steered for it anyway. Full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up."
14th May '16 2:09:29 PM rt2012
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->"Now, as you already know, the wizard Lord Voldemort has returned to this country. The wizarding community is currently in a state of open warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even greater danger now than the day when I left him upon your doorstep 15 years ago, with a letter explaining about his parents' murder and expressing the hope that you would care for him as though he were your own. You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage that you have inflicted upon the [[SpoiledBrat unfortunate boy]] sitting between you."
-->--'''Albus Dumbledore''' to '''The Dursleys''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
12th May '16 1:53:59 PM oboeshoes16
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-->--[[WebVideo/PIEGUYRULZ PieGuy,]] concluding his rant on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yZCm_-a0g=4m40s Teen Titans Go!]]''

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-->--[[WebVideo/PIEGUYRULZ -->--[[WebVideo/{{PIEGUYRULZ}} PieGuy,]] concluding his rant on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yZCm_-a0g=4m40s Teen Titans Go!]]''
12th May '16 1:52:37 PM oboeshoes16
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12th May '16 1:51:04 PM oboeshoes16
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->"But fine, WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo. If you would like me to get serious, I can get serious. Your show is incredibly stupid. All of the characters are indistinguishable and infantile. All of your plotlines feel like they were written by a fifth-grader and the characters don't care about them, so the audience doesn't care about them. All of your jokes fall completely flat because everyone sees them coming and there's NOTHING to contrast them against. The ONLY reason why this show is continuing to go on is because it is cheap to make and has brand recognition because of the great show that was the ORIGINAL WesternAnimation/TeenTitans. Your show in what is only the most ironic of ironies, is nothing but a '''JOKE''' to the animation industry! You are the equivalent of a chinese knock-off of an action figure! You took the name of something we loved, you took the likenesses but you managed to screw up '''EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT THEM'''. It's not that we want the show to be more serious, it's that we want the show to be less ''moronic''! The show cannot comprehend the basics of comedy, OR telling a story! Even the most serious episodes of the original Teen Titans are more funny than '''THIS!'''"
-->--[[WebVideo/PIEGUYRULZ PieGuy,]] concluding his rant on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yZCm_-a0g=4m40s Teen Titans Go!]]''
5th May '16 11:16:45 AM josh6243
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->So Nivel-X, I heard you're a guy with quite the cred

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->So Nivel-X, I heard you're a guy with quite the credcred\\



-->--''''Starling''' delivering the reason why Nivel-X sucks in rap form, ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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-->--''''Starling''' -->--'''Starling''' delivering the reason why Nivel-X sucks in rap form, ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
5th May '16 11:13:00 AM josh6243
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->So Nivel-X, I heard you're a guy with quite the cred
Taking on monsters and bad guys and every other threat\\
Guess ya hoped as outsiders we'd just buy all the shit you said\\
But most of that "reputation"? Lies you told without turning red\\
You're no beloved ruler, just a loser no one likes\\
and you gotta force people to do what you want, yikes!\\
I mean if you wanna hang out with your friends, who do you call?\\
some random dudes, and for that you just pay them all?\\
[...]\\
You prefer just forcing people into slavery\\
which is one clear indicator for your lack of bravery!\\
You are so ridiculously scared of failure, it borders on obsession,\\
so to prevent any resistance, you laid down nation-wide oppression\\
but guess what, behind that spooky mask of Tyranny\\
Nippel-X is nothing more than just a crybaby!\\
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Like Caillou, you're pretty much just a kid who's four,\\
and it seems like you forgot the part\\
where ya still gotta learn some more\\
Thinking you're hot shit, with bitches 'n riches 'n fame...\\
Now listen here boy, all that power you claim\\
to have? One thing it can't get you is some good' ol humility\\
(or, for that matter, help with your mental instability)\\
But don't worry 'bout the former,\\
here's some interesting Trivia:\\
We're motherfucking Kerberos, and we're 'boutta give it to ya!
-->--''''Starling''' delivering the reason why Nivel-X sucks in rap form, ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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