History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

15th May '17 7:01:07 PM nombretomado
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->You hear that? The reason they cheer for [[BryanDanielson him]] is because he ''works'' and he earns it. A guy like you has been given every single thing in the [=WWE=]! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth! Ever since you came to the [=WWE=] training center, you were untouchable. You were bulletproof, you couldn't be fired, nobody could touch Randy Orton because They liked you. And then you get to the [=WWE=] and what happens? You get sheltered by [[TripleH the best performer in the business.]] Nothing's changed, Randy, all you do is hide behind Triple H, all you do is hide behind StephanieMcMahon, and you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here? Say you're bigger than all of this?!\\

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->You hear that? The reason they cheer for [[BryanDanielson him]] is because he ''works'' and he earns it. A guy like you has been given every single thing in the [=WWE=]! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth! Ever since you came to the [=WWE=] training center, you were untouchable. You were bulletproof, you couldn't be fired, nobody could touch Randy Orton because They liked you. And then you get to the [=WWE=] and what happens? You get sheltered by [[TripleH [[Wrestling/TripleH the best performer in the business.]] Nothing's changed, Randy, all you do is hide behind Triple H, all you do is hide behind StephanieMcMahon, Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon, and you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here? Say you're bigger than all of this?!\\
15th May '17 6:33:53 PM Owlorange1995
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->'''Babe Ruth''': The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park and round the bases to the sound of roaring applause,while you hang your head in shame in disgrace becuase you got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

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->'''Babe Ruth''': The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park and round the bases to the sound of roaring applause,while applause, while you hang your head in shame in disgrace becuase because you got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!



->'''Nikola Tesla''': You fool! You think you can touch me with this?! You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind! What's inside mine was ahead of it's time! You did not steal from me, '''you stole me from mankind'''!

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->'''Nikola Tesla''': You fool! You think you can touch me with this?! You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind! What's inside mine was ahead of it's own time! You did not steal from me, '''you stole me from mankind'''!



->'''Zeus''': Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches! Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened! I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!

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->'''Zeus''': ->'''Thor''': Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches! Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened! I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!
14th May '17 10:14:56 AM Owlorange1995
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-->--''Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong''

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-->--''Babe -->--WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory, ''Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong''



-->--''Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison''


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-->--''Nikola -->--WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory, ''Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison''




-->--''Zeus vs Thor''

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-->--''Zeus -->--WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory, ''Zeus vs Thor''
14th May '17 10:11:54 AM Owlorange1995
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->'''Babe Ruth''': The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park
and round the bases to the sound of roaring applause,
while you hang your head in shame in disgrace becuase
you got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!

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->'''Babe Ruth''': The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park
park and round the bases to the sound of roaring applause,
while
applause,while you hang your head in shame in disgrace becuase
becuase you got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!



->'''Nikola Tesla''': You fool! You think you can touch me with this?!
You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind!
What's inside mine was ahead of it's time!
You did not steal from me, '''you stole me from mankind'''!

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->'''Nikola Tesla''': You fool! You think you can touch me with this?!
this?! You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind!
mind! What's inside mine was ahead of it's time!
time! You did not steal from me, '''you stole me from mankind'''!



->'''Zeus''': Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches!
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened!
I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!
-->--''Zeus vs Thor

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->'''Zeus''': Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches!
douches! Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened!
frightened! I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!
-->--''Zeus vs ThorThor''
14th May '17 10:10:33 AM Owlorange1995
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-->-'''Squidly''' to '''King Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

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-->-'''Squidly''' -->--'''Squidly''' to '''King Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''


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[[folder: Epic Rap Battles of History]]

->'''Babe Ruth''': The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park
and round the bases to the sound of roaring applause,
while you hang your head in shame in disgrace becuase
you got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!
-->--''Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong''

->'''Nikola Tesla''': You fool! You think you can touch me with this?!
You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind!
What's inside mine was ahead of it's time!
You did not steal from me, '''you stole me from mankind'''!
-->--''Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison''


->'''Zeus''': Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches!
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened!
I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!
-->--''Zeus vs Thor
[[/folder]]
11th May '17 4:34:42 PM rva98014
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->'''Nick''': Tell me if this story sounds familiar: naive little hick with good grades and big ideas decides, "Hey, look at me, I'm gonna move to Zootopia, where predators and prey live in harmony and sing Kumbaya!" Only to find, whoopsie: we don't all get along. And that dream of becoming a big city cop? Double whoopsie, she's a meter maid. And whoopsie number threesie, no one cares about her or her dreams. And soon enough, those dreams die, and our bunny sinks into an emotional and literal squalor living in a box under a bridge, until finally, she has no choice but to go back home with that cute fuzzy-wuzzy little tail between her legs to become...you're from Bunnyburrow, is that what you said? So how about a carrot farmer? That sound about right? Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. Well, you ''can't''. You can only be what you are. Sly fox. Dumb bunny.
->'''Judy''': I am NOT a dumb bunny!
->'''Nick''': Right. And ''that'' is not wet cement. ''(Judy looks down to find her feet in wet cement)'' You’ll never be a real cop. You’re a cute meter maid, though. Maybe a supervisor one day. Hang in there. Catch ya later!
-->--''Disney/{{Zootopia}}''

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->'''Nick''': Tell me if this story sounds familiar: naive little hick with good grades and big ideas decides, "Hey, look at me, I'm gonna move to Zootopia, where predators and prey live in harmony and sing Kumbaya!" Only to find, whoopsie: we don't all get along. And that dream of becoming a big city cop? Double whoopsie, she's a meter maid. And whoopsie number threesie, no one cares about her or her dreams. And soon enough, those dreams die, and our bunny sinks into an emotional and literal squalor living in a box under a bridge, until finally, she has no choice but to go back home with that cute fuzzy-wuzzy little tail between her legs to become...you're from Bunnyburrow, is that what you said? So how about a carrot farmer? That sound about right? Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. Well, you ''can't''. You can only be what you are. Sly fox. Dumb bunny.
->'''Judy''': I am NOT a dumb bunny!
->'''Nick''': Right. And ''that'' is not wet cement. ''(Judy looks down to find her feet in wet cement)'' You’ll never be a real cop. You’re a cute meter maid, though. Maybe a supervisor one day. Hang in there. Catch ya later!
-->--''Disney/{{Zootopia}}''
7th May '17 7:53:14 AM Owlorange1995
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->'''John Diggle''': (scoffs) League of Assasins. You're feared for your bravery and power. But all I see are a bunch of weak men running from their lives, trying to escape. That's not powerful, Maseo. Or brave. It's cowardly.
-->--''Series/{{Arrow}}''
4th May '17 10:09:19 AM infernape612
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Now hang you kingly head in shame''.\\
->-'''Squidly''' to '''King Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

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Now hang you kingly head in shame''.\\
->-'''Squidly'''
shame''.
-->-'''Squidly'''
to '''King Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
28th Apr '17 10:46:47 AM TheWanderer
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->'''Lester:''' Maybe Daniels plays a few games to get by, but [[TheLastDJ he's cost himself plenty for the sake of the JOB]]. He's EARNED some loyalty!\\

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->'''Lester:''' You wanna talk about policework? I was doing the job when you was just dreaming on it. [[DaChief Daniels]] was out there too. Now [[EtTuBrute you're gonna fuck him]] when he pulled you off [[ReassignedToAntarctica a God-damn boat]]? Maybe Daniels plays a few games to get by, but [[TheLastDJ he's cost himself plenty for the sake of the JOB]]. He's EARNED some loyalty!\\
23rd Apr '17 5:49:37 AM Wildstar93
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->'''[[BigBad Aku]]''': I'm sorry, old man, I think you're ''lost''.
->'''[[BadassGrandpa The Scotsman]]''': I ain't 'lost', yeh ''tree-ogre''! I might be old, but I've lived long enough t' see the world rise against yer tyranny. Admit it, yeh big oaf! You're ''[[DirtyCoward scared]]''! The Samurai is still out there, inspirin' people by the thousands! After all these years, you're powerless against him! You've been shiverin' like a ''wee baby'' hidin' in yer crib, afraid to show yerself, 'cause you ''know'' he's out there — and you can't do anything about it! ''(gives a hearty guffaw)'' You're just a big baby! ''Why don't you go cry to yer mama''?!
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': ''XCVI''
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