History Quotes / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

21st May '18 2:39:12 AM Loekman3
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->'''Elsa:''' What do you know about true love?!\\
'''Anna:''' More than you know. All you know is how to shut people out.

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->'''Elsa:''' What Anna, what do you know about true love?!\\
love?\\
'''Anna:''' More than you know. you! All you know is how to shut people out.out!
21st May '18 2:10:37 AM Loekman3
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->'''Elsa:''' What do you know about true love?!\\
'''Anna:''' More than you know. All you know is how to shut people out.
-->--- ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''
16th May '18 4:33:33 PM MinisterOfSinister
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->'''[[DemonicDummy Scarface]]:''' Now freeze.\\
'''Rhino:''' What's the matter, boss?\\
'''Scarface:''' Shut up! Drop your roscoes and throw the take over here.\\
''([[ThoseTwoBadGuys Rhino and Mugsy]] do as he says.)''\\
'''Rhino:''' This ain't funny, boss!\\
'''Scarface:''' No, but it's a ''laugh riot'' you blockheads thought you could impressionate me. Youse thought you could decide when I was comin' out? You could'a ruined my [[ThePlan plan]]!\\
'''Ventriloquist:''' What plan?\\
'''Scarface:''' I was [[PlayingPossum playin' Possum]], layin' low 'til the heat was off. [[SpannerInTheWorks But then you two numbskulls start up!]] And when the muscle starts thinkin' it's the brains... ''([[DramaticGunCock Ratchets his Tommy gun.]])'' [[DeadlyEuphemism Then it's time to amputate!]]\\
'''Ventriloquist:''' No, Mr. Scarface! Please don't kill them!\\
'''Scarface:''' Butt out, sonny, or you can walk the plank too!\\
'''Mugsy:''' Boss, please! We didn't mean no harm!\\
'''Rhino:''' Yeah, Boss! We just needed you, is all!\\
'''Scarface:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Yeah, yeah,]] [[SarcasmMode you're breakin' my heart.]] ''[[YouHaveFailedMe Sayonara,]]'' [[YouHaveFailedMe chumps!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Double Talk"
15th May '18 3:00:22 PM superkeijikun
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->This is your life as it led you to this point. All your past violence, crimes, and losses on display to remind you of one simple fact: regardless of [[EarthShatteringKaboom what I have done to your world]], '''''[[VillainProtagonist you]]''''' were its greatest threat. The evidence is irrefutable. How many have died because you decided driving on the sidewalk is faster than the road? Because you used a rocket instead of a bullet? Because you ''wouldn't submit to my rule''? In the end, you only hurt those you are trying to protect. In the end, there is only one truth: ''the human race would be much safer without you in it.''
-->-- '''Zinyak''', ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV''
13th May '18 9:02:16 AM ACW
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'''Mao:''' [[BigShutUp Shut up, you fool!]] You're no hero, nor human! [[CompleteMonster You're just miserable evil clutching to distorted justice.]] The human world is what you should've been protecting! The moment you stopped, you lost the right to be a hero! "A hero must act with courage to protect that which is precious!"\\

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'''Mao:''' [[BigShutUp Shut up, you fool!]] You're no hero, nor human! [[CompleteMonster [[YouMonster You're just miserable evil clutching to distorted justice.]] The human world is what you should've been protecting! The moment you stopped, you lost the right to be a hero! "A hero must act with courage to protect that which is precious!"\\
13th May '18 7:14:00 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->I thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. I stayed up half the night thinking about it. *''{{beat}}''* Something occurred to me. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep, and I haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me? You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. [...] And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] at me, right? "[[Theatre/HenryV Once more into the breach, dear friends.]]" But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, and watched him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on Earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sittin' up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you, I don't see [[TheAce an intelligent, confident man]]. I see [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex a cocky, scared shitless kid]]. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, 'cause I read ''Literature/OliverTwist''? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

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->I thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. I stayed up half the night thinking about it. *''{{beat}}''* Something occurred to me. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep, and I haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me? You're just a kid. [[KnowNothingKnowItAll You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. about.]] It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. [...] And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] at me, right? "[[Theatre/HenryV Once more into the breach, dear friends.]]" But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, and watched him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on Earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sittin' up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you, I don't see [[TheAce an intelligent, confident man]]. I see [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex a cocky, scared shitless kid]]. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, 'cause I read ''Literature/OliverTwist''? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.



->Thor...Odinson...you have disobeyed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and [[LeeroyJenkins stupidity]], you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms; unworthy of your title; ''you are unworthy''... of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father, and his father before I, Odin Allfather, '''[[GetOut cast you out!]]'''

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->Thor...Odinson... Odinson... [[RecklessSidekick you have disobeyed the express command of your king. king.]] Through your arrogance [[SmugSuper arrogance]] and [[LeeroyJenkins stupidity]], you have opened [[TheGoodKingdom these peaceful realms and innocent lives lives]] to [[WarIsHell the horror and desolation of war! war!]] You are [[InadequateInheritor unworthy of these realms; realms]]; [[JerkassGods unworthy of your title; title]]; ''you are unworthy''... [[BlackSheep of the loved ones you have betrayed. betrayed]]. [[DePower I now take from you your power! power!]] [[InTheNameOfTheMoon In the name of my father, and his father before before]] I, [[TopGod Odin Allfather, Allfather]], '''[[GetOut cast you out!]]'''
6th May '18 3:01:38 PM MinisterOfSinister
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->Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am -- but for one exact moment? You felt exactly what I feel. You are who you are [[WhatYouAreInTheDark on your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain. And that's who I am. Your worst day, personified. Hel may have created me, but she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in '''your''' heart.

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->Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am -- [[WhatYouAreInTheDark but for one exact moment? You felt exactly what I feel. feel.]] You are who you are [[WhatYouAreInTheDark [[DarkSecret on your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain. And that's who I [[EnemyWithin I]] am. [[ShadowArchetype Your worst day, personified. Hel personified.]] [[EverybodyHatesHades Hel]] may have created me, [[CreateYourOwnVillain but she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in '''your''' heart. in]] '''[[CreateYourOwnVillain your]]''' [[CreateYourOwnVillain heart]].
6th May '18 2:38:40 PM superkeijikun
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-->-- '''Director Ton''' to Retsuko, ''Anime/AggessiveRetsuko''

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-->-- '''Director Ton''' to Retsuko, ''Anime/AggessiveRetsuko''
''Anime/AggressiveRetsuko''
6th May '18 2:37:54 PM superkeijikun
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6th May '18 2:36:55 PM superkeijikun
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->In 1987\\
I was a new hire\\
Now I'm spitting hot fire\\
T-O-N's about to B-R-I-N-G\\
The hurt on you\\
Hey Retsuko! Why you working\\
If you hate your job so bad?\\
(I dunno, it's just what you do)\\
'Cause Retsuko's killin' time\\
Until she finds herself a man\\
(I dunno, it's just what you do\\
Meek and mediocre\\
You never really stand out\\
Waitin' for your check\\
Like it's nothing but a hand-out\\
You're not the best\\
Or the worst I've seen\\
I called out out hard\\
And Imma get away clean\\
What's the matter?\\
Does the cat have your tongue?\\
This is why you're on the bottom rung\\
Chained to your computer\\
And you're sweating like a loser\\
While a crush you like a closer\\
Like a lyric bulldozer\\
Asleep on your feet\\
Come on, you're dead meat\\
No play, you're DOA\\
You got nothing to say\\
You're lazy\\
'Cause you go with the flow\\
And I can't figure out\\
If you're coming or going\\
Your sad little life\\
Got no rhythm or rhyme\\
I betcha that's why you get drunk all the time
-->-- '''Director Ton''' to Retsuko, ''Anime/AggessiveRetsuko''

->WHY'D YOU GO AGAIN?! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!\\
YOUR BEATS ARE WEAK AND YOUR RAP SUCKS!\\
LOOK AT YOU STANDING THERE WANTING A REPLY!\\
HERE IT COMES, PIG! HERE'S MY BATTLE CRY!\\
''YOU'RE A SHITTY BOSS!\\
YOU'RE A SHITTY BOSS!\\
'''I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!'''''
-->-- '''Retsuko''' in reply to Ton, ''Anime/AggressiveRetsuko''



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