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Says nothing about him.


->"You know... these movies aren't the masterpieces that I remember them to be.
--> -- '''Critic''', reviewing Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.



--> -- Virtually every commentary.


->"Good ol' StephenKing. His prose is great, but his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters, and fortunately, you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.

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--> -- Virtually every commentary.


->"Good ol' StephenKing. His prose is great, but his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters, and fortunately, you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.
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--> -- Virtually every commentary.

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--> -- Virtually every commentary.commentary.


->"Good ol' StephenKing. His prose is great, but his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters, and fortunately, you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.
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->"So when we heard they were actually making a live action movie based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we proudly pissed our pants with joy, shit ourselves with excitement, vomited up vast amounts of excrement, shit on it, rolled around in it, put it back in our mouths and proceeded to vomit it up ''again'' in roaring anticipation. ...okay maybe only I did that.

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->"You win this round, Dulcea."
--> -- After getting distracted by her chest in the ''PowerRangers'' review.

->"How's Frodo and Sam? 'Cos you know, you saw the movie. Him and Sam were..."
--> --'''Critic''', desperately glad to see a cosplayer who looks like [[TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] at a Harry Potter book launch.

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->"You win this round, Dulcea."
->"I apologize from everyone in America. I deeply deeply apologize I mean my brain sometimes dies on me. Stupid white American, haha don't know anything. J-just don't, uh, don't..." *runs the fuck away*
--> -- After getting distracted by her chest Upon insulting a guy in the ''PowerRangers'' review.

->"How's Frodo and Sam? 'Cos you know, you saw the movie. Him and Sam were..."
--> --'''Critic''', desperately glad to see
a cosplayer who looks like [[TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] at a Harry Potter book launch.
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->"How's Frodo and Sam? 'Cos you know, you saw the movie. Him and Sam were..."
--> --'''Critic''', desperately glad to see a cosplayer who looks like [[TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] at a Harry Potter book launch.
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->"You win this round, Dulcea."
--> -- After getting distracted by her chest in the ''PowerRangers'' review.
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->"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to."
--> -- The catchphrase.

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--> -- '''Critic'''

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--> -- '''Critic'''
'''Critic''', reviewing the drug special.


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->"Good God, I just pissed myself! That is the scariest thing in my entire life!"
--> -- His reaction to the ''{{Cloverfield}}'' trailer.
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--> -- The catchphrase.

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->'''Doug''': Why didn't I make a joke about [subject]?
->'''Rob''': I told you to, but you didn't!
--> -- Virtually every commentary.

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->'''Doug''': Why didn't ->"Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I make a joke about [subject]?
->'''Rob''':
just knew I told you to, but you didn't!
had to watch this stinker again."
--> -- Virtually every commentary.
'''Critic'''

->"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to."

->"I can't do it! I can't make fun of Sesame Street, it's the first show I ever saw! I'm sorry about the gay joke, Bert and Ernie, whatever your sexual preference is is none of my business. I'm sorry, Big Bird! I'm sorry everybody! *cries* I love you all! You're all so beautiful and innocent to me! [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming YOU! ARE! CHILDHOOD!]]"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.

->"When you're a kid all you can think about is being in high school. When you're in high school all you can think about is being in college. When you're in college all you can think about is being an adult. And when you're an adult all you can think about is being a kid again. LIFE FUCKING SUCKS!"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell review.

->"Please! Anything but this! I can't do it! I can't do it!"
->*all the StarWars characters laughing at him*
->"'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]'''"
--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.



->"I may be pathetic, but I'm proud."
--> -- '''Critic''', after a breakdown.



->"I may be pathetic, but I'm proud."
--> -- '''Critic''', after a breakdown.

->"When you're a kid all you can think about is being in high school. When you're in high school all you can think about is being in college. When you're in college all you can think about is being an adult. And when you're an adult all you can think about is being a kid again. LIFE FUCKING SUCKS!"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell review.

->"I can't do it! I can't make fun of Sesame Street, it's the first show I ever saw! I'm sorry about the gay joke, Bert and Ernie, whatever your sexual preference is is none of my business. I'm sorry, Big Bird! I'm sorry everybody! *cries* I love you all! You're all so beautiful and innocent to me! [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming YOU! ARE! CHILDHOOD!]]"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.

->"Please! Anything but this! I can't do it! I can't do it!"
->*all the StarWars characters laughing at him*
->"'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]'''"
--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.

->"Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I just knew I had to watch this stinker again."
--> -- '''Critic''', in the Drug Cartoon Special.

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->"I may be pathetic, ->'''Doug''': Why didn't I make a joke about [subject]?
->'''Rob''': I told you to,
but I'm proud."
you didn't!
--> -- '''Critic''', after a breakdown.

->"When you're a kid all you can think about is being in high school. When you're in high school all you can think about is being in college. When you're in college all you can think about is being an adult. And when you're an adult all you can think about is being a kid again. LIFE FUCKING SUCKS!"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell review.

->"I can't do it! I can't make fun of Sesame Street, it's the first show I ever saw! I'm sorry about the gay joke, Bert and Ernie, whatever your sexual preference is is none of my business. I'm sorry, Big Bird! I'm sorry everybody! *cries* I love you all! You're all so beautiful and innocent to me! [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming YOU! ARE! CHILDHOOD!]]"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.

->"Please! Anything but this! I can't do it! I can't do it!"
->*all the StarWars characters laughing at him*
->"'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]'''"
--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.

->"Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I just knew I had to watch this stinker again."
--> -- '''Critic''', in the Drug Cartoon Special.
Virtually every commentary.
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--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.

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--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.Special''.

->"Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I just knew I had to watch this stinker again."
--> -- '''Critic''', in the Drug Cartoon Special.

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--> -- Virtually every commentary

->'''NC''': This is not jumping the shark. I'm going to repeat that again--this is not jumping the shark. This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its on the wall and then doing the same thing to 12 more fucking sharks just to be safe!
--> -- After seeing a scene from ''TheNeverendingStory'' III

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--> -- Virtually every commentary

->'''NC''': This is not jumping
commentary.

->But I never intended all this bullshit, never,
->And nobody really understood,
->Well, how could they?
->That all I wanted to was to bring something ''great'',
->Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
->Well, what
the shark. heck, I went and did my best,
->And my God, I really tasted something swell,
->And for a moment, why, I made directors cry,
->And at least I told them they could go to hell, I did.
->And for the first time since, I don't remember when,
->I just felt like my critical self again.
->And I no- stalgia Critic...
->That's right... I AM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! Ha-ha-ha!
->And I just can't wait until my next review,
->'Cos I got some new ideas, that I'd really like to do,
->And my God,
I'm going really gonna give it all my ''might''
->...uh oh, I hope there's still time
to repeat that again--this is not jumping the shark. This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its on the wall and then doing the same thing to 12 more fucking sharks just to be safe!
set things right.
--> -- After seeing a scene from ''TheNeverendingStory'' III
'''Poor Critic'''



-->The episode description for the ''{{FernGully}} 2'' review

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-->The episode description for the ''{{FernGully}} 2'' review
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--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.

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--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.review.

->"Please! Anything but this! I can't do it! I can't do it!"
->*all the StarWars characters laughing at him*
->"'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]'''"
--> -- '''Critic''', getting the ''Star Wars Holiday Special''.

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', after a breakdown.

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', '''Critic''', after a breakdown.



--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell review

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', '''Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell reviewreview.

->"I can't do it! I can't make fun of Sesame Street, it's the first show I ever saw! I'm sorry about the gay joke, Bert and Ernie, whatever your sexual preference is is none of my business. I'm sorry, Big Bird! I'm sorry everybody! *cries* I love you all! You're all so beautiful and innocent to me! [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming YOU! ARE! CHILDHOOD!]]"
--> -- '''Critic''', in the ''[[SesameStreet Follow That Bird]]'' review.
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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', after a breakdown.

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', after a breakdown.breakdown.

->"When you're a kid all you can think about is being in high school. When you're in high school all you can think about is being in college. When you're in college all you can think about is being an adult. And when you're an adult all you can think about is being a kid again. LIFE FUCKING SUCKS!"
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', in the SavedByTheBell review
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I may be wrong, but aren\'t quote pages supposed to show the trope/work in question? Those didn\'t really.


->"You know that 5-year-old who tells you a horrible joke that you've heard a million times, but you listen to it just to be nice? Imagine a whole movie like this."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' summing the movie ''Chairman of the Board''.



->"Good ol' StephenKing. His prose is great, but his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters, and fortunately, you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.
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Something different. ;)

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->"I may be pathetic, but I'm proud."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', after a breakdown.
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->"I should get to listen to that song from the other films it's my reward for watching this pile of shit. (sees that the ending is the rock man singing born to be wild.) NOOOOO! no no nonono no no! (drives to a department store, buys a crowbar and smashes the DVD to pieces and rapes it) I'm the nostalgia critic and your watching sequal month, one down. (faints)
--> -- '''NC''', after watching ''The NeverEndingStory'' III
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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Stephen King DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.''{{It}}''.

->"I should get to listen to that song from the other films it's my reward for watching this pile of shit. (sees that the ending is the rock man singing born to be wild.) NOOOOO! no no nonono no no! (drives to a department store, buys a crowbar and smashes the DVD to pieces and rapes it) I'm the nostalgia critic and your watching sequal month, one down. (faints)
--> -- '''NC''', after watching ''The NeverEndingStory'' III
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->'''NC''': This is not jumping the shark. I'm going to repeat that again-this is not jumping the shark. [[LargeHam This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its on the wall and then doing the same thing to 12 more fucking sharks just to be safe!]]
--> -- After seeing a scene from The Neverending Story III

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->'''NC''': This is not jumping the shark. I'm going to repeat that again-this again--this is not jumping the shark. [[LargeHam This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its on the wall and then doing the same thing to 12 more fucking sharks just to be safe!]]
safe!
--> -- After seeing a scene from The Neverending Story ''TheNeverendingStory'' III



->"Good ol' ,Steven King, his prose are great but, his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but, disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters and fortunately you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Steven King Drinking Game from ''{{It}}''.

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->"Good ol' ,Steven King, his StephenKing. His prose are great but, is great, but his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but, but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters characters, and fortunately fortunately, you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', using the Steven Stephen King Drinking Game DrinkingGame from ''{{It}}''.

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->''Continuing Sequel Month, the Critic tackles a movie that'll make you wanna burn down a reignforest ([[RougeAnglesOfSatin nice spelling, Doug]]) since...the LAST MOVIE''

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\n--> -- After seeing a scene from The Neverending Story III

->''Continuing Sequel Month, ''Sequel Month'', the Critic tackles a movie that'll make you wanna burn down a reignforest ([[RougeAnglesOfSatin nice spelling, Doug]]) since...the LAST MOVIE''



--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' Steven King Drinking Game from ''It''

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' Critic''', using the Steven King Drinking Game from ''It''''{{It}}''.
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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' Steven King Drinking Game '''It'''

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' Steven King Drinking Game '''It'''from ''It''
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-->The episode description for the ''{{FernGully}} 2'' review

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-->The episode description for the ''{{FernGully}} 2'' reviewreview

->"Good ol' ,Steven King, his prose are great but, his stories are crap. He has some wonderful setups but, disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters and fortunately you get to see them over, and over, and over again."
--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' Steven King Drinking Game '''It'''
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->'''NC''': [[LargeHam This is not jumping the shark! This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, devoring its soul, mounting it on the wall and doing the same to 12 different shark just to be safe]]

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->'''NC''': [[LargeHam This is not jumping the shark! shark. I'm going to repeat that again-this is not jumping the shark. [[LargeHam This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, devoring consuming its soul, mounting it its on the wall and then doing the same thing to 12 different shark more fucking sharks just to be safe]]
safe!]]
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->'''NC''': [[LargeHam: This is not jumping the shark! This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, devoring its soul, mounting it on the wall and doing the same to 12 different shark just to be safe]]

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->'''NC''': [[LargeHam: [[LargeHam This is not jumping the shark! This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, devoring its soul, mounting it on the wall and doing the same to 12 different shark just to be safe]]
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->'''NC''': [[LargeHam: This is not jumping the shark! This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, devoring its soul, mounting it on the wall and doing the same to 12 different shark just to be safe]]
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->''Continuing Sequel Month, the Critic tackles a movie that'll make you wanna burn down a reignforest ([[RougeAngelsOfSatin nice spelling, Doug]]) since...the LAST MOVIE''

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->''Continuing Sequel Month, the Critic tackles a movie that'll make you wanna burn down a reignforest ([[RougeAngelsOfSatin ([[RougeAnglesOfSatin nice spelling, Doug]]) since...the LAST MOVIE''
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--> -- Virtually every commentary

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--> -- Virtually every commentarycommentary

->''Continuing Sequel Month, the Critic tackles a movie that'll make you wanna burn down a reignforest ([[RougeAngelsOfSatin nice spelling, Doug]]) since...the LAST MOVIE''
-->The episode description for the ''{{FernGully}} 2'' review
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->Doug: Why didn't I make a joke about [subject]?
->Rob: I told you to, but you didn't!

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->Doug: ->'''Doug''': Why didn't I make a joke about [subject]?
->Rob: ->'''Rob''': I told you to, but you didn't!
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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' summing the movie ''Chairman of the Board''.

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--> -- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' summing the movie ''Chairman of the Board''.Board''.

->Doug: Why didn't I make a joke about [subject]?
->Rob: I told you to, but you didn't!
--> -- Virtually every commentary

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