History Quotes / TheNostalgiaCritic

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]", there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! You can't tap into something like this, make such bold claims, [[WriterCopOut and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff's] 80's ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, "Ehh, we're just a kid's film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you'll have done your part." [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look... It's fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. But if you don't ''support'' that growth, you're not "breaking down barriers", you're [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks keeping people]] ''{{i|tsTheSameNowItSucks}}n'' [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I'm not gonna pretend]] I'd be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, if that's the lesson you're committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don't say "[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn't, it was a rabbit]]". [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost.]] And you're pretending you're saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, you're not. It's as bad as saying "characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]"--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility?]]

'''Ghost''': But I make him feel good.\\

-->-- '''Critic''', ''Film/{{Transformers}}''

-->-- '''Critic''', ''Film/{{Transformers}}''

->People, as someone that didn't watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' growing up and only kinda saw it once in a while in passing, even I can say: ''This movie's an insult!'' It goes out of its way to piss you off in every conceivable fashion! It doesn't work as a stand-alone film, it doesn't work as an adaptation, the choices make ''no'' sense, and it does everything in its power to make sure the fans will hate it! Look, I'm not gonna act like I enjoyed this stupid cartoon; [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 we all had our shows]] [[WesternAnimation/GIJoeARealAmericanHero that only existed to sell toys.]] [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 I had mine, you had yours,]] [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries and that's fine!]] But there's a definite audience that grew up with this, and while I know there has to be changes when adapting a show to film, there is absolutely no respect and no love for any of the people that grew up with it! Say what you want about ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', but ''it had Transformers!'' This has ''no'' Jem...and they're strangely proud of that! While I admit it is ''kinda'' funny just what a reckless sellout it is, it does cross a sort of line when it's taking fans of the show and manipulating their footage to represent something that they ''know'' they're gonna hate! It not only feels forced and stupid, it feels...''wrong!''

-->-- '''Critic''', reviewing ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' films.

->'''Critic''': So, looking at this eye-saurus after all these years, it ''is'' hitting me with more clarity why it's so easy to dislike him. One of the biggest reasons: he's creepy looking! When you compare him to, say, Disney characters or the Muppets, who spent years trying to perfect their designs, you can start to tell why. First off: the eyes. They're the most expressive part of the face, so either making them very large and complex or smaller and simpler can make a big difference. Barney's eyes are both big in the wrong way and small in the wrong way. The actual size of his eyes are tiny, but not simple enough to leave a gentle impact. Yet his pupils are huge and literally glassy, always looking dead, stoned, or possessed by Yoshi Satan! On top of that, his weird-ass teeth! Again, Disney and the Muppets rarely incorporated that much dental unless they wanted them to look intentionally weird. You probably noticed a big smile with a lot of teeth often comes across as domineering, or even a little scary. [[SelfDeprecation Heck, just look at this asshole!]] [[UncannyValley And not making them sharp, if anything, kinda makes it even]] ''[[UncannyValley more]]'' [[UncannyValley creepy.]] [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 Remember when Sonic had normal-looking teeth?]] Remember when sharks were photoshopped with normal teeth? It didn't help anything; it just made shit scarier! So before Barney even says a word, you're already put off by him. But, books and covers and all that; maybe his personality has more charm than I remember.\\

->'''Critic''': So, looking at this eye-saurus after all these years, it ''is'' hitting me with more clarity why it's so easy to dislike him. One of the biggest reasons: he's creepy looking! When you compare him to, say, Disney characters or the Muppets, who spent years trying to perfect their designs, you can start to tell why. First off: the eyes. They're the most expressive part of the face, so either making them very large and complex or smaller and simpler can make a big difference. Barney's eyes are both big in the wrong way and small in the wrong way. The actual size of his eyes are tiny, but not simple enough to leave a gentle impact. Yet his pupils are huge and literally glassy, always looking dead, stoned, or possessed by Yoshi Satan! On top of that, his weird-ass teeth! Again, Disney and the Muppets rarely incorporated that much dental unless they wanted them to look intentionally weird. You probably noticed a big smile with a lot of teeth often comes across as domineering, or even a little scary. [[SelfDeprecation Heck, just look at this asshole]]! [[UncannyValley And not making them sharp, if anything, kinda makes it even]] ''[[UncannyValley more]]'' [[UncannyValley creepy.]] [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 Remember when Sonic had normal-looking teeth?]] Remember when sharks were photoshopped with normal teeth? It didn't help anything; it just made shit scarier! So before Barney even says a word, you're already put off by him. But, books and covers and all that; maybe his personality has more charm than I remember.\\

"'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]'''"

->''"Ah yes, I remember when my old boss used to come down to my old company and spontaneously offer vice-presidency to one of the lower class. [[BaitAndSwitch Unfortunately I didn't get it]]. But I showed him."'' *shows the I QUIT shirtless bit*

->We're not who we were. We change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse, but we all change. Movies like this don't ''want'' us to change. They try to shame those who do things their own way. They act like the importance is in the details and not in the overall message. This is a horrible thing to teach, especially when talking about Christmas! But we shouldn't be ashamed of our past, nor should we glorify it. It's like anything; there's positives and negatives. There's good moments in bad times, and there's bad moments in good times. Because of this, traditions can be hard to figure out too. Sometimes we obsess over things when we don't need to, other times [[WebVideo/DemoReel we try something new when we probably should have left good enough alone.]] But in between one foot in the past and one in the future lies what matters most: the choices we make ''now'' are what always has, and always will, define who we are. So this Christmas, when you're remembering to be kind and understanding of others, [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre remember to be kind and understanding of yourself.]] And those moments you remember as being embarrassing you may find are not only the most ''precious'' moments, but often the most important, and sometimes should be looked at with more appreciation than you think. We're always gonna get angry at ourselves, but as long as you always try to learn and get better, you'll find it doesn't last that long. And trust me when I say, you're definitely worth the time. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. This movie can suck it.

->'''Critic''': So, looking at this eye-saurus after all these years, it ''is'' hitting me with more clarity why it's so easy to dislike him. One of the biggest reasons: he's creepy looking! When you compare him to, say, Disney characters or the Muppets, who spent years trying to perfect their designs, you can start to tell why. First off: the eyes. They're the most expressive part of the face, so either making them very large and complex or smaller and simpler can make a big difference. Barney's eyes are both big in the wrong way and small in the wrong way. The actual size of his eyes are tiny, but not simple enough to leave a gentle impact. Yet his pupils are huge and literally glassy, always looking dead, stoned, or possessed by Yoshi Satan! On top of that, his weird-ass teeth! Again, Disney and the Muppets rarely incorporated that much dental unless they wanted them to look intentionally weird. You probably noticed a big smile with a lot of teeth often comes across as domineering, or even a little scary. [[SelfDeprecation Heck, just look at this asshole]]! [[UncannyValley And not making them sharp, if anything, kinda makes it even]] ''[[UncannyValley more]]'' [[UncannyValley creepy]]. [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 Remember when Sonic had normal-looking teeth]]? Remember when sharks were photoshopped with normal teeth? It didn't help anything; it just made shit scarier! So before Barney even says a word, you're already put off by him. But, books and covers and all that; maybe his personality has more charm than I remember.\\

'''Critic''': You know, maybe that's another big factor. I mean, that kid just insulted Barney and all he did was laugh! Which for some characters could work, but for Barney, you know he's just gonna be happy...and that's it. And believe it or not, even for little kids, that's not very relatable. Think about why other children's icons stayed with you: because they showed they were more than one emotion. [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mister Rogers]] could talk about sad things like death, depression, difficult emotions.\\

-->-- Critic's final battle with Rita Repulsa during his review of '''Turbo: a Power Rangers movie'''

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims, [[WriterCopOut and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. But if you don’t ''support'' that growth, you’re not “breaking down barriers”, you’re [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, if that’s the lesson you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, you’re not. It’s as bad as saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

->People, as someone that didn't watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' growing up and only kinda saw it once in a while in passing, even I can say: ''This movie's an insult!'' It goes out of its way to piss you off in every conceivable fashion! It doesn't work as a stand-alone film, it doesn't work as an adaptation, the choices make ''no'' sense, and it does everything in its power to make sure the fans will hate it! Look, I'm not gonna act like I enjoyed this stupid cartoon; [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 we all had our shows]] [[WesternAnimation/GIJoeARealAmericanHero that only existed to sell toys.]] [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 I had mine, you had yours,]] [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} and that's fine!]] But there's a definite audience that grew up with this, and while I know there has to be changes when adapting a show to film, there is absolutely no respect and no love for any of the people that grew up with it! Say what you want about ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', but ''it had Transformers!'' This has ''no'' Jem...and they're strangely proud of that! While I admit it is ''kinda'' funny just what a reckless sellout it is, it does cross a sort of line when it's taking fans of the show and manipulating their footage to represent something that they ''know'' they're gonna hate! It not only feels forced and stupid, it feels...''wrong!''

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims, [[WriterCopOut and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. But if you don’t ''support'' that growth, you’re not “breaking down barriers”, you’re [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, if that’s the lesson you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

-->-- Discussing ''Film/JemAndTheHolograms''

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims, [[WriterCopOut and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. But if you don’t support]]'' that growth, you’re not “breaking down barriers”, you’re [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, if that’s the lesson you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims,]] [[AssPull and then]] [[DeusExMachina TOTALLY]] [[WriterCopOut puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped But if you don’t]] ''[[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped support]]'' [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped that growth]], you’re not “breaking down barriers”, [[PanderingToTheBase you’re]] [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop if that’s the lesson]] you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

->...Yyyep. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims,]] [[AssPull and then]] [[WriterCopOut TOTALLY]] [[WriterCopOut puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped But if you don’t]] ''[[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped support]]'' [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped that growth]], you’re not “breaking down barriers”, [[PanderingToTheBase you’re]] [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop if that’s the lesson]] you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

->[[WriterCopOut ...Yyyep]]. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims, and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped But if you don’t]] ''[[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped support]]'' [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped that growth]], you’re not “breaking down barriers”, [[PanderingToTheBase you’re]] [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop if that’s the lesson]] you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t, it was a rabbit]]”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

->[[WriterCopOut ...Yyyep]]. Even though ''nobody'' was in the kingdom, and they made a big deal about how [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom this]] was "[[GodzillaThreshold the only way to bring balance back]]”, there are no repercussions, ''no'' loss, '''no''' sacrifice, and '''''NO''''' responsibility, for ''any'' of their actions. ([[TranquilFury while smiling and nodding]]) You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]], {{Creator/Disney}}! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can’t tap into something like this, make such bold claims, and then TOTALLY puss out in the end]]. At least [Kristoff’s] 80’s ballad [[HamAndCheese went all the way]]. This is tackling [[FantasticRacism something super adult]], ''[[SinsOfTheFather extremely]]'' [[SinsOfTheFather complicated]], [[BrutalHonesty CLEARLY outside your comfort zone]], and then shrugging, “Ehh, we’re just a kid’s film! Just feel bad around [[UsefulNotes/ThanksgivingDay Thanksgiving]] and you’ll have done your part.” [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bull! Fucking! Shit!]] Look… It’s fine [[DarkerAndEdgier if you wanna grow up your fairytales]]. [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped But if you don’t]] ''[[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped support]]'' [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped that growth]], you’re not “breaking down barriers”, [[PanderingToTheBase you’re]] [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks keeping people]] ''[[ItsTheSameSoItSucks in]]'' [[ItsTheSameSoItSucks those fairytales]]! [[SincerityMode I’m not gonna pretend]] I’d be 100% okay with these actions if they went all the way through but, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop if that’s the lesson]] you’re committing to, ''fucking'' commit to it! You don’t say “[[CryingWolf the boy cr[ied] wolf]] and then he saw something that looked like a wolf [[BaitAndSwitch but it wasn’t]], it was a rabbit”. [[DownerEnding The wolf eats the sheep, and a lot is lost]]. And you’re pretending you’re saying [[AnAesop something as profound]], but by backing out of it, [[BrokenAesop you’re not]]. [[TemptingFate It’s as bad as]] saying “characters that die [[DisneyDeath can easily come back]]”--[[LampshadeHanging why am I even humoring you with that possibility]]?

-->-- Critic's final battle with Rita Repulsa during his review of '''Turbo: a Power Rangers movie'''

->''I always knew police were evil. I knew it! I had a feeling."