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->''Didn't this movie win an academy award for its songs? ...ooh, puppies!''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Pocahontas}}''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Pocahontas}}''
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->''"Like Uncle Charlie used to say, you run around in the bullpen, you get fucking killed."''
-->'''Chick''', ''SongOfTheSouth''
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->''Oh my God! You like boys? I like boys!''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TeenWitch''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TeenWitch''
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->''Getting a boyfriend! Okay... she's a girl, what else did you expect?''
--> -- '''Chick''', on Louise wanting to use her powers to get love.
--> -- '''Chick''', on Louise wanting to use her powers to get love.
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->''"Basically, we're all adult children of alcoholics and want to change you."''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Ten Hottest Animated Guys''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Ten Hottest Animated Guys''
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-->'''Chick''', ''{{Cinderella}} III'', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
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-->'''Chick''', ''{{Cinderella}} ''Disney/{{Cinderella}} III'', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
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->''"What do we like more than a big masculine crusader for justice? A project!"''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Ten Hottest Animated Guys''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Ten Hottest Animated Guys''
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->''"Maybe my heart is a cold, withered, shriveled thing battered from years of repression and alcoholism."''
-->'''Chick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''
-->'''Chick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''
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->''"You know I'm a total bigot who's all about generalizations, but even I don't buy this."''
-->'''Chick''', on a SassyBlackWoman scene in ''WhatWomenWant''
-->'''Chick''', on a SassyBlackWoman scene in ''WhatWomenWant''
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->''"He's [Lou Pearlman] in jail now. But not for the little boy touching or the money schemes, I mean who doesn't do that?"''
-->'''Chick''', ''A Very N*Sync Christmas''
-->'''Chick''', ''A Very N*Sync Christmas''
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->''"We get to watch Andy Dick ''die''. Mmm, I like that, yeah. Watch that again. Oh yeah, that feels nice, I don't know, like getting a back massage. Again? Yeah, I remember really digging this!"''
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-->'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
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->''"Disneyland? Nintendo 64? Teddy bears? Pajamas. Man, little girl, you must have had a really horrible life if pajamas take top slot in enjoyability."
-->'''Chick''', ''CityOfAngels''
-->'''Chick''', ''CityOfAngels''
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->''"Leave me alone, Mom, I'm busy! This fanfic ain't gonna write itself."'' *types* ''"And then Aragorn took Legolas into his masculine—"''
-->'''Teenage!Lindsay''', ''The Christmas Shoes''
-->'''Teenage!Lindsay''', ''The Christmas Shoes''
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->''"Oh my GOD, it's adorable! Oh my god, lookit the baby Christian Bale! Lookit the poonum! Look at the face! OMIGOD! Just tie him up!"''
-->'''Chick''', {{squee}}ing at ChristianBale in ''{{Newsies}}''
-->'''Chick''', {{squee}}ing at ChristianBale in ''{{Newsies}}''
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->''"We wanted to be as witty and dry and untouchable as Daria, but we related to her vulnerability, whether you were an outsider or not. And Daria helped you laugh it off, snark it off and keep a perspective on what actually mattered."''
-->'''Chick''', ''{{Daria}}''
-->'''Chick''', ''{{Daria}}''
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->''"We get to watch Andy Dick ''die''. Mmm, I like that, yeah. Watch that again. Oh yeah, that feels nice, I don't know, like getting a back massage. Again? Yeah, I remember really digging this!"''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
-->'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
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->''"Alright, nothing I love better than being offended by movies Disney made sixty years ago. Thank you, Disney. Thank you for making yourselves such an easy target."''
-->'''Chick''', ''SongOfTheSouth''
->''"And, as it's February, it seemed appropriate that I do Song Of The South right now as, here in America, February is National Pet Dental Health Awareness month, and a dog features heavily in this movie.''"
-->'''Chick''', ''SongOfTheSouth''
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->'''Chick''': [staring off into space] Best friends...
->'''Nella''': [smiling] Best friends forever!
->'''Chick''': And we'll always be friends, won't we...
->'''Nella''': Of course! As long as you don't default on your payments!
--> -- '''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''
->'''Nella''': [smiling] Best friends forever!
->'''Chick''': And we'll always be friends, won't we...
->'''Nella''': Of course! As long as you don't default on your payments!
--> -- '''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''
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->''"It is the revenge fantasy where you show up to your high school reunion in a white limo and forty pounds lighter wearing fur, all under the guise of innocence and martyrdom, and is totally inapplicable in real life."''
-->'''Chick''', ''{{Cinderella}} III'', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''
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->'''Chick''': Interesting that when the Beast acts like an asshole like this, it always ends up fine despite him learning the lesson over and over. Every time I try this with a damsel it never pans out.
->*cut to Todd tied up again*
->'''Chick''': Wow, I sure do have a bad disposition. I think I need to be fixed.
->'''Todd''': You know, this didn't work the first five times you did this, Nostalgia Chick. I need to go to the bathroom.
->'''Chick''': (drunkenly singing while holding a teacup in the air) Oh, oh, inanimate object!
->'''Todd''': You want me to go to the bathroom in that?
--> -- '''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''
->*cut to Todd tied up again*
->'''Chick''': Wow, I sure do have a bad disposition. I think I need to be fixed.
->'''Todd''': You know, this didn't work the first five times you did this, Nostalgia Chick. I need to go to the bathroom.
->'''Chick''': (drunkenly singing while holding a teacup in the air) Oh, oh, inanimate object!
->'''Todd''': You want me to go to the bathroom in that?
--> -- '''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''
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->''"Entertainment is the only product in our kids' lives where parents will go "So what if it's crappy? It's just for my children." You don't say that about anything else in their lives. "What? It's just a car seat! So what if the belt barely works?" "What? It's just food." And do you know why that is? Is it because you want your kids or yourself to be enriched? No. It's because kids are stupid, and you don't care what they watch, you just want them to shut up. So you can blame Disney for going crazy with direct-to-video shit but you know what? It's your fault, parents, for buying shitty awful movies for your kids based on the standards your company used to uphold. Oh wait! You don't care, because kids are stupid, and they want the same shit over and over, and you're okay with them watching shitty movies."''
-->'''Chick''' (in rare MamaBear mode), ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''
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->''[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be]]?"
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->''[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic [[WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be]]?"
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--> -- ''{{Labyrinth}}''
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--> -- ''{{Labyrinth}}''
''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''
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->'''Dr. Tease''': "Ahh, God's domain. I have a timeshare there."
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->''"Ahh, God's domain. I have a timeshare there."''
--> -- '''Dr. Tease''', ''XMen''
->'''Dr. Tease''':"Ahh, God's domain. "You're denying your inner fangirl!"
->'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will havea timeshare there."to survive on hardcore analysis and puppies!"
--> -- '''Dr. Tease''', ''XMen''
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->'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will have
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->'''Dr. Tease''': "You're denying your inner fangirl!"
->'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will have to survive on hardcore analysis and puppies!"
--> -- ''XMen''
->'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will have to survive on hardcore analysis and puppies!"
--> -- ''XMen''
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--> -- '''Chick''', in the ''SheRa'' review.
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-->-- '''Chick''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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-->--''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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->"So while Nella and I were at Disney, her childlike wonder unshakable and my nonchalance unsubtle as ever..."
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->''"So while Nella and I were at Disney, her childlike wonder unshakable and my nonchalance unsubtle as
-->-- '''Chick''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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-->-- '''Chick''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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->'''Nella''': "You know what? I'm j-just gonna not dance. I-I'm gonna curl up into a ball and cry."
->'''Nella''': [while Chick ignores her] "Hey Lindsay, I just got my fortune! It says, um, you were born under a star that should have made your life a pathway of roses but it has not been so because you trusted in others that are not real friends but seek to only use you for selfish ends. The time is coming for you to make your mark in life, later in life you will acquire some more property! I may have a little hardship in managing my property... I'm gonna go get another fortune."
--> -- ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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->''"You know what? I'm j-just gonna not dance. I-I'm gonna curl up into a ball and cry.
->'''Nella''': [while
--> -- '''Nella''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
->[while Chick ignores her]
--> -- '''Nella''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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--> -- ''TheFifthElement''
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->"Leeloo looks up war and she loses the will to live because she's a woman."
->''"Leeloo looks up war and she loses the will to live because she's a woman."''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheFifthElement''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheFifthElement''
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->'''Chickbot''': "The only thing that fuels me is my sadness."
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->''"The only thing that fuels me is my sadness.
-->--'''Chickbot''', ''Kirk vs. Picard''
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->'''Chickbot''': "Why was I programmed against suicide?"
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->''"Why was I programmed against
--> --'''Chickbot''', ''Kirk vs. Picard''
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--> -- ''Kirk vs. Picard''
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->'''Dr. Tease''': "So I heard you were in need of a sidekick, and this review has gotten really boring and analytical, so I figured I'd come help."
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--> -- '''Dr. Tease''', ''XMen''
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->"I only like X-Men in an intellectual, analytical, culturally relevant way- [Dr. Tease jabs her with TruthSerum] OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER, YOU GUYS!"
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->''"I only like X-Men in an intellectual, analytical, culturally relevant way- [Dr. Tease jabs her with TruthSerum]
--> -- '''Chick''', ''XMen''
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->"OH HUG ME BEAST! YOU'RE SO BLUE! I LOVE BLUE THINGS!"
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->''"Oh hug me beast! You're so blue! I
--> -- '''Chick''', ''XMen''
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--> -- ''XMen''
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--> -- ''XMen''
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->"Nella is gone and now I don't have anyone to sit here and make me look good and smart by comparison."
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->"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."
--> -- '''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to Nella.
--> -- '''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to Nella.
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''XMen''
->''"I'm not racist, I have a black friend.
--> -- '''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to
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->"I, like most of the world, am an American. And what's more American than sanitizing your own history to the point where it's no longer recognizable? [[BaitAndSwitch PUPPIES!!!]]"
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->"[[HypocriticalHumor And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who's pretty much a shameless knock-off of her already popular male counterpart?]]"
->[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be]]?"
->[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be]]?"
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->[After
->''[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be]]?"
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->"You know what? Fuck it. '''We're off to the pride parade!'''"
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->"You know what? Fuck it. '''We're We're off to the pride parade!'''"parade!"''
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->"No, excuse me, I still need a year or so to recover from my '''massive trauma''' of seeing a cat die again."
->"It's always nice when the dead can come back to allay your regrets." *sadface*
->"Why don't they [virgins] lose it when they come out of the womb? ...bleeding and screaming."
->"It's always nice when the dead can come back to allay your regrets." *sadface*
->"Why don't they [virgins] lose it when they come out of the womb? ...bleeding and screaming."
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->"It's always nice when the dead can come back to allay your regrets." *sadface*
->"Why don't they [virgins] lose it when they come out of the womb? ...bleeding and screaming."
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->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Mystique one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]
->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Maleficent one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]
->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Maleficent one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''HocusPocus''.
->''"Why don't they [virgins] lose it when they come out of the womb? ...bleeding and screaming."''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''HocusPocus''.
->''"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Mystique one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything.
->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Maleficent one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything."
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->"Again, I think they're trying to be funny. I'm not sure, they ''are'' British."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''SpiceWorld''.
->"I'll miss you, New York."
->"Santa Baby, I need a hundred and sixty grand. Grad school's kinda expensive. Santa Baby, I actually think fat guys are kinda hot."
->"If you grew up in the South like I did, then you probably know this song, and you also know that southerners find nothing more ''hilarious'' than alcoholism, especially paired with domestic abuse."
->[southern accent] "Y'mean there's life outside the Walmart?"
->'''Elisa''': "Stop filming me!"
--> -- ''The Top 11 Disturbing Christmas Songs''.
--> -- '''Chick''', ''SpiceWorld''.
->"I'll miss you, New York."
->"Santa Baby, I need a hundred and sixty grand. Grad school's kinda expensive. Santa Baby, I actually think fat guys are kinda hot."
->"If you grew up in the South like I did, then you probably know this song, and you also know that southerners find nothing more ''hilarious'' than alcoholism, especially paired with domestic abuse."
->[southern accent] "Y'mean there's life outside the Walmart?"
->'''Elisa''': "Stop filming me!"
--> -- ''The Top 11 Disturbing Christmas Songs''.
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''The Top 11 Villainesses''.
->''"Again, I think they're trying to be funny. I'm not sure, they ''are'' British.
--> -- '''Chick''',
->"I'll
->''"I'll miss you, New York.
->"Santa
->''"Santa Baby, I need a hundred and sixty grand. Grad school's kinda expensive. Santa Baby, I actually think fat guys are kinda hot.
->"If
->''"If you grew up in the South like I did, then you probably know this song, and you also know that southerners find nothing more ''hilarious'' than alcoholism, especially paired with domestic abuse.
->[southern accent]
->'''Elisa''': "Stop
->''"Stop filming
--> -- '''Elisa''', ''The Top 11 Disturbing Christmas Songs''.
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->"Hi, I'm Lindsay, star of such internet ''phenomena'' as the Nostalgia Chick."
->"When have I even displayed even the slightest of attractions to the Critic? He's all [mumbling] beardy and ew."
->"When have I even displayed even the slightest of attractions to the Critic? He's all [mumbling] beardy and ew."
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->"When
->''"When have I even displayed even the slightest of attractions to the Critic? He's all [mumbling] beardy and ew.
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->"Oh My God! You and I haven't watched the MLP movie in like three days!"
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->"Oh God, not again."
->"I'm so ashamed of my body!"
->"I have no self-respect!"
->"My Daddy didn't love me!"
->"I'm so ashamed of my body!"
->"I have no self-respect!"
->"My Daddy didn't love me!"
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->"I'm so ashamed of my body!"
->"I have no self-respect!"
->"My Daddy didn't love me!"
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->"I'd have to get up... and go dance... which I don't really want to do... at least by myself."
->"Dance, monkey!"
->"Dance, monkey!"
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''Spooning With Spoony''
->''"I have no self-respect!"''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''Spooning With Spoony''
->''"My Daddy didn't love me!"''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''Spooning With Spoony''
->''"I'd have to get up... and go dance... which I don't really want to do... at least by myself.
->"Dance, monkey!"
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->"NELLA!!"
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''The Top 11 Embarrassing Dance Crazes''
->''"Nella!"''
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->"Why are you obstructing your robot with a shitty fog machine? It's a robot! Let us see the robot!"
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->"Let me posit this idea: aliens... awesome, robots... also awesome, cars... pretty awesome, if a little planet-destroying. Put them together and what do you get? [[{{Transformers}} Hell yeah!]]
->"I don't think I have enough irony in me."
->[giggling and stroking the Critic] "You're not gonna take this one away from me."
->"I don't think I have enough irony in me."
->[giggling and stroking the Critic] "You're not gonna take this one away from me."
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->"I don't think I have enough irony in me."
->[giggling and stroking the Critic] "You're not gonna take this one away from me."
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->"Uh, Nella, do you think there are two ostensibly straight doing this exact same thing as this exact same moment?"
->[after waking up from getting her head exploded] "God, where am I? Happy pills... [takes a few and gets perky again] Hi! I'm your Nostalgia Chick!"
->"Reviewing dude stuff is fun! You know what? I like it! I like it a lot! I like it so much I'm gonna go frolic in a meadow."
->[after waking up from getting her head exploded] "God, where am I? Happy pills... [takes a few and gets perky again] Hi! I'm your Nostalgia Chick!"
->"Reviewing dude stuff is fun! You know what? I like it! I like it a lot! I like it so much I'm gonna go frolic in a meadow."
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}''.
->[giggling and stroking the Critic] ''"You're not gonna take this one away from me."''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}''.
->''"Uh, Nella, do you think there are two ostensibly straight doing this exact same thing as this exact same
->[after waking up from getting her head exploded] "God, where am I? Happy pills... [takes a few and gets perky again] Hi! I'm your Nostalgia Chick!"
->"Reviewing dude stuff is fun! You know what? I like it! I like it a lot! I like it so much I'm gonna go frolic in a meadow."
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->"Why do I keep being rendered unconscious by my many male nemeses?"
->"I hate the world."
->"I hate the world."
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Armageddon}}''
->''"Reviewing dude stuff is fun! You know what? I like it! I like it a lot! I like it so much I'm gonna go frolic in a meadow."''
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Armageddon}}''
->''"Why do I keep being rendered unconscious by my many male
->"I
--> -- ''{{Bratz}}''
->''"I hate the world.
--> -- ''{{Bratz}}''
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--> -- ''{{Bratz}}''.
->"And she has a nightmare which less pertains to aliens as it does to hairy guys, which is totally understandable, let's face it."
->"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops." *runs*
->"And she has a nightmare which less pertains to aliens as it does to hairy guys, which is totally understandable, let's face it."
->"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops." *runs*
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--> -- ''{{Bratz}}''.
->"And''{{Bratz}}''
->''"And she has a nightmare which less pertains to aliens as it does to hairy guys, which is totally understandable, let's face it."
->"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops." *runs*"''
->"And
->''"And she has a nightmare which less pertains to aliens as it does to hairy guys, which is totally understandable, let's face it.
->"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops." *runs*
->''"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops."'' *runs*
--> -- '''Chick''', ''EarthGirlsAreEasy''.
--> -- '''Chick''', ''EarthGirlsAreEasy''.
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->"Here's the thing about dreams: they may provide escape from the real world, but they set expectations for the real world too."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''DisneyPrincesses''.
->"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"
->"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''DisneyPrincesses''.
->"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"
->"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."
to:
->"Here's the thing about dreams: they may provide escape from the real world, but they set expectations [[DisneyPrincess expectations]] for the real world too."
--> -- '''Chick''',''DisneyPrincesses''.
->"This''Disney Princesses''
->''"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninetyminutes]]!"
->"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."minutes]]!"''
--> -- '''Chick''',
->"This
->''"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety
->"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."
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->"It seems like every girl goes through a dragon phase, or at least I know I did, partly fueled by this movie. I was eleven, and he was just so honorable, and he was voiced by Sean Connery!"
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--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''
->''"It seems like every girl goes through a dragon phase, or at least I know I did, partly fueled by this movie. I was eleven, and he was just so honorable, and he was voiced by Sean
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->"I'm your Nostalgia Chick and I am a DistaffCounterpart. Eh, it pays the bills."
->"Women are just doomed. Innocent and childlike yet curious and destructive. I don't know how we stand us."
->"Women are just doomed. Innocent and childlike yet curious and destructive. I don't know how we stand us."
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->"Women are just doomed. Innocent and childlike yet curious and destructive. I don't know how we stand us."
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->"Like in ''{{Avatar}}'', I think we can all relate to the white guy who fucks everything up and wants to make amends."
->"We all still have that notebook of Leo pictures under our bed."
->"We all still have that notebook of Leo pictures under our bed."
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheSmurfettePrinciple''
->''"Like in
->"We all still have that notebook of Leo pictures under our bed."
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->"I probably sold my ponies for tweezers and lipstick and stuff."
->'''Nella''': "You put a camera... in my room... at my parents house..."
->'''Nella''': "Now look, during the summer and winter break, I am perfectly fine with being your beleaguered bitch. However, during your semesters, I am a FREE. AUTONOMOUS. NELLA."
->"And then the mom sings an entire song about how disappointed she is in her daughters for being inadequate. ...not that I know how that feels or anything."
->"This might explain why I keep dating alcoholics."
->'''Nella''': "You put a camera... in my room... at my parents house..."
->'''Nella''': "Now look, during the summer and winter break, I am perfectly fine with being your beleaguered bitch. However, during your semesters, I am a FREE. AUTONOMOUS. NELLA."
->"And then the mom sings an entire song about how disappointed she is in her daughters for being inadequate. ...not that I know how that feels or anything."
->"This might explain why I keep dating alcoholics."
to:
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Titanic}}''.
->''"I probably sold my ponies for tweezers and lipstick and stuff.
->'''Nella''': "You put a camera... in my room... at my parents house..."
->'''Nella''': "Now look, during the summer and winter break, I am perfectly fine with being your beleaguered bitch. However, during your semesters, I am a FREE. AUTONOMOUS. NELLA."
->"And then the mom sings an entire song about how disappointed she is in her daughters for being inadequate. ...not that I know how that feels or anything."
->"This might explain why I keep dating alcoholics."
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->"I knew it! I knew this is what women did when they were alone! ...wait, I ''am'' female."
->'''Nella''': "I learned I like nice tits."
->'''Nella''': "I learned I like nice tits."
to:
--> -- '''Nella''', ''MyLittlePony''
->''"Now look, during the summer and winter break, I am perfectly fine with being your beleaguered bitch. However, during your semesters, I am a free. Autonomous. Nella."''
--> -- '''Nella''', ''MyLittlePony''
->''"And then the mom sings an entire song about how disappointed she is in her daughters for being inadequate. ...not that I know how that feels or anything."''
--> -- '''Nella''', ''MyLittlePony''
->''"This might explain why I keep dating alcoholics."''
--> -- ''MyLittlePony''
->''"I knew it! I knew this is what women did when they were alone! ...wait, I ''am'' female.
->'''Nella''': "I learned I like nice tits."
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->"At the time, I hate those bitches. And I called Britney Titney because I thought I was clever and was wildly jealous of her fame and success and wealth."
to:
--> -- ''{{Showgirls}}''
->''"At the time, I hate those bitches. And I called Britney Titney because I thought I was clever and was wildly jealous of her fame and success and wealth.
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->"As you may know, I like to spy on my BFF Nella because she entertains me. I do this by installing cameras in her bedroom, and what I found may not shock you, but she sometimes likes to pretend she's a princess."
to:
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->'''Nella''': "Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."
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-->-- '''Nella''', ''{{Grease}}''
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Grease}}''
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->"I remember how crappy my life was back when I had hot friends. See, I'm not the prettiest person, or the thinnest, or the tallest."
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Grease}}''
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->'''Nella''': "You know... you could just come back east for a bit, recharge your self-confidence batteries, it's no problem. I mean, you know where I live, you put enough cameras in there... in my parents house... you know what, let's not go there."
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->"And to everyone who wants to bitch about it not being accurate to Greek Mythology, I kindly request you go stuff a ballgag in your mouth and sit in the corner."
to:
--> -- ''Thanks For The Feedback II''
->''"And to everyone who wants to bitch about it not being accurate to Greek Mythology, I kindly request you go stuff a ballgag in your mouth and sit in the corner.
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''Playing God''
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->'''Nella''': "You've just been eating cheetos and drinking beer, haven't you? What else have you been doing the last ''four months''?"
to:
-->--'''Nella''', ''TheManInTheIronMask''
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--> -- ''TheManInTheIronMask''
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--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheManInTheIronMask''
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--> -- ''{{Hercules}}''
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--> -- ''{{Hercules}}''
''Disney/{{Hercules}}''
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->"OH HUG ME BEAST! YOU'RE SO BLUE! I LOVE BLUE THINGS!"
->'''Dr. Tease''': "You miss your Nella, right?"
->'''Chick''': "Yeah..."
->'''Dr. Tease''': "Cloning her is the logical solution!"
->'''Chick''': "No no no, you know I'm all about playing in God's domain but that's going way too far."
->'''Dr. Tease''': "Ahh, God's domain. I have a timeshare there."
->'''Dr. Tease''': "You're denying your inner fangirl!"
->'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will have to survive on hardcore analysis and puppies!"
->"Nella is gone and now I don't have anyone to sit here and make me look good and smart by comparison."
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->"I only like X-Men in an intellectual, analytical, culturally relevant way- [Dr. Tease jabs her with TruthSerum] OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER, YOU GUYS!"
->'''Dr. Tease''': "Why would Nella leave her Star Trek shirt there?"
->'''Chick''': "Sometimes shirts get left on chairs, it's not weird!"
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->'''Dr. Tease''': "X-Men is a science game, I know a thing or two about science."
->'''Chick''': "Well I know everything and I only need one sidekick that's going to lick me constantly, so you can just peace the hell out."
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->'''Dr. Tease''': "So I heard you were in need of a sidekick, and this review has gotten really boring and analytical, so I figured I'd come help."
--> -- ''XMen''
--> -- ''XMen''
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->'''Chickbot''': "The only thing that fuels me is my sadness."
->'''Chick''': "Robot!"
->'''Chickbot''': "You bellowed, your dictatorship?"
->'''Chickbot''': "Why was I programmed against suicide?"
->'''Chick''': "...you live in such squalor."
->'''Nella''': "...I just moved. How did you find me already?"
->'''Nella''': "I-I never thought a ladder would be my doom."
->'''Chick''': "Neither did I!"
->'''Nella''': "Lindsay, come closer, closer... Kirk was the best!" [dies]
->'''Chick''': "[[SkywardScream NOOOOOO]]!"