History Quotes / TheNostalgiaChick

->''"Disneyland? UsefulNotes/Nintendo64? Teddy bears? Pajamas. Man, little girl, you must have had a really horrible life if pajamas take top slot in enjoyability."

-->-- '''Chick''', ''[[Creator/DreamworksAnimation Dreamworks vs. {{Creator/Disney}}''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''{{Creator/Dreamworks}} vs. {{Creator/Disney}}''

->''"I, [[WeAllLiveInAmerica like most of the world]], am an American. And what's more American than sanitizing your own history to the point where it's no longer recognizable? [[BaitAndSwitch PUPPIES!!!]]"''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''{{Film/Armageddon}}''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''{{Film/Xanadu}}''

->''"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as [[Disney/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]] one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything."'' *scream* [a picture's shown]

-->-- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

-->-- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

-->-- ''Disney/{{Hercules}}''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Disney/{{Cinderella}} III'', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''

-->-- '''Chick''', her [[EstablishingCharacterMoment very first line]] in ''{{Disney/Pocahontas}}''.

-->-- '''Chick''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina}}''

-->-- ''Film/XMen''

->''"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as [[{{ComicBook/X-Men}} Mystique]] one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything."'' *scream* [a picture's shown]

->'''Dr. Tease''': "X-Men is a science game, I know a thing or two about science."
->'''Chick''': "Well I know everything and I only need one sidekick that's going to lick me constantly, so you can just peace the hell out."
-->-- ''Film/{{X-Men}}''

->''"I only like X-Men in an intellectual, analytical, culturally relevant way- [Dr. Tease jabs her with TruthSerum] oh my god this was the best show ever, you guys!"''

->'''Dr. Tease''': "Why would Nella leave her Star Trek shirt there?"
->'''Chick''': "Sometimes shirts get left on chairs, it's not weird!"

->'''Dr. Tease''': "You miss your Nella, right?"
->'''Chick''': "Yeah..."
->'''Dr. Tease''': "Cloning her is the logical solution!"
->'''Chick''': "No no no, you know I'm all about playing in God's domain but that's going way too far."

->''"I mean, it's not that I - of all people - would be obsessed with a guy who's face I've never seen!"''
-->-- '''Chick''', ''{{Film/Grease 2}}''

->'''Chick''': [staring off into space] Best friends...
->'''Nella''': [smiling] Best friends forever!
->'''Chick''': And we'll always be friends, won't we...
->'''Nella''': Of course! As long as you don't default on your payments!
-->-- ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''

->'''Chick''': Interesting that when the Beast acts like an asshole like this, it always ends up fine despite him learning the lesson over and over. Every time I try this with a damsel it never pans out.
->*cut to Todd tied up again*
->'''Chick''': Wow, I sure do have a bad disposition. I think I need to be fixed.
->'''Todd''': You know, this didn't work the first five times you did this, Nostalgia Chick. I need to go to the bathroom.
->'''Chick''': (drunkenly singing while holding a teacup in the air) Oh, oh, inanimate object!
->'''Todd''': You want me to go to the bathroom in that?
-->-- ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''

-->-- '''Chick''' (in rare MamaBear mode), ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''

->''"Disneyland? {{Nintendo 64}}? Teddy bears? Pajamas. Man, little girl, you must have had a really horrible life if pajamas take top slot in enjoyability."

-->-- '''Chick''', ''{{Film/Titanic}}''.

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Titanic''.

->''"And to everyone who wants to bitch about it not being accurate to [[ClassicalMythology Greek Mythology]], I kindly request you go stuff a ballgag in your mouth and sit in the corner."''

-->-- '''[[FanDumb the]] ''[[BecomingTheMask surprising]]'' part of The Fanbase for [[Literature/ViridianSaga the]] [[AffectionateParody very]] [[Litterature/ViridianSaga monster]] she [[GoneHorriblyRight tried]] [[GoneHorriblyRight to unleash]] ''[[GoneHorriblyRight ironically]]'''''