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->'''Nella''':"So my New Year's resolution is to treat my friends with dignity and respect." ->'''Chick''': "Yeah, my New Year's resolution is for you to do my dishes. They're not gonna wash themselves!"

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->'''Nella''':"So my New Year's resolution is to treat my friends with dignity and respect." "
->'''Chick''': "Yeah, my New Year's resolution is for you to do my dishes. They're not gonna wash themselves!"



--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheFifthElement''

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->'''Alien lady''': "She's more fragile than she seems."
->'''Chick''': "After all, she ''is'' a she."

->"Leeloo looks up war and she loses the will to live because she's a woman."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheFifthElement''
''TheFifthElement''

->'''Nella''': "You're a nerd too! Don't try to act like you're somehow better than other Star Trek nerds just because you like Picard!"
->'''Chick''': I ''am'' better than a nerd, I'm an academic, just like Picard."
->'''Nella''': "You delude yourself by denying your inner fangirl. You should embrace it, for ''that'' is what gives us power."
--> -- ''Kirk vs. Picard''
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->'''Nella''': "You know what? I'm j-just gonna not dance. I-I'm gonna curl up into a ball and cry."

->'''Nella''': [while Chick ignores her] "Hey Lindsay, I just got my fortune! It says, um, you were born under a star that should have made your life a pathway of roses but it has not been so because you trusted in others that are not real friends but seek to only use you for selfish ends. The time is coming for you to make your mark in life, later in life you will acquire some more property! I may have a little hardship in managing my property... I'm gonna go get another fortune."


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->'''Nella''':"So my New Year's resolution is to treat my friends with dignity and respect." ->'''Chick''': "Yeah, my New Year's resolution is for you to do my dishes. They're not gonna wash themselves!"
--> -- ''Thanks For The Feedback III''

-> [arguing with Douchey] "Well I get my MacGuffin definition from that bastion of credibility and dignity, Mr. George Lucas. He has the same dignified, totally worthwhile degree that I have!"
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheFifthElement''
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->"No, no, Will Smith, please stop. Please stop, you don't know what you're doing, just lay off the Scientology, take it down a notch, we'll take you home, we'll get you back to Philadelphia born and raised, with the playground. Please stop, please, please I loved you! Why are you doing this to me?"

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->"We all still have that notebook of Leo pictures under our bed."



->"Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."
--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

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->"Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera.->"I probably sold my ponies for tweezers and lipstick and stuff."

->'''Nella''': "You put a camera... in my room... at my parents house..."

->'''Nella''': "Now look, during the summer and winter break, I am perfectly fine with being your beleaguered bitch. However, during your semesters, I am a FREE. AUTONOMOUS. NELLA."

->"And then the mom sings an entire song about how disappointed she is in her daughters for being inadequate. ...not that I know how that feels or anything."

->"This might explain why I keep dating alcoholics.
"
--> -- '''Nella''', ''MyLittlePony''

->"I knew it! I knew this is what women did when they were alone! ...wait, I ''am'' female."

->'''Nella''': "I learned I like nice tits."
--> -- ''{{Showgirls}}''

->"At the time, I hate those bitches. And I called Britney Titney because I thought I was clever and was wildly jealous of her fame and success and wealth."
--> -- ''Blonde Girls Now And Then''

->"As you may know, I like to spy on my BFF Nella because she entertains me. I do this by installing cameras in her bedroom, and what I found may not shock you, but she sometimes likes to pretend she's a princess."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''EverAfter''

->'''Nella''': "Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."

->"No, Lisa, we're progressive here! We're here to make Nella desirable to men, not paperbag our problems away!"

->'''Makeover Fairy''': "You don't know how hard this was! I mean, look what I had to work with! I'm just a fairy!" [cries]
->'''Nella''': "There there, Lisa. It's not you, it's me. I'm like the Makeover Goblin, I'm sure if you'd made anyone else over it would have been fabulous."
--> -- ''{{Grease}}''

->"I remember how crappy my life was back when I had hot friends. See, I'm not the prettiest person, or the thinnest, or the tallest."

->'''Nella''': "Low self esteem?"
->'''Chick''': "Yeah, hopelessly."

->'''Nella''': "You know... you could just come back east for a bit, recharge your self-confidence batteries, it's no problem. I mean, you know where I live, you put enough cameras in there... in my parents house... you know what, let's not go there."
--> -- ''Thanks For The Feedback II''

->"And to everyone who wants to bitch about it not being accurate to Greek Mythology, I kindly request you go stuff a ballgag in your mouth and sit
in the Chick's review corner."
--> -- ''{{Hercules}}''

->'''Dr. Block''': "Hello, I'm Dr. Block, and I'm a mad scientist. In fact, I'm ''furious'' at the inaccurate and offensive portrayal
of ''{{Grease}}''
science by Hollywood."
->'''Dr. Tease''': "I'm Dr. Tease, and I'm a babe scientist, I think science is frivolous and fun."

->"Or in my case, it's creating a walking, dish-doing, intelligent, fuckable coffee-pot."

->'''Chickbot''': "I was not God's will!"
->'''Chick''': "I'm not paying you to talk."
->'''Chickbot''': "Mistress does not pay me at all..."
->'''Chick''': "Shut up, top me off and drop trou. These nuts ain't going to bust themselves."

->'''Chickbot''': "Hypocrite!"

->'''Chickbot''': "Why did she program me with a soul of a poet?"
--> -- ''Playing God''

->'''Nella''': "You've just been eating cheetos and drinking beer, haven't you? What else have you been doing the last ''four months''?"

->"An arrogant prick with just a hint of redemption. Girls love that, because that means they can '''fix''' him, and women love men they can '''fix'''."
--> -- ''TheManInTheIronMask''

->"Leave my dreams, Will Smith fish!"

->'''Chick''': "Begone, minion!"
->'''Nella''': "''Minion''?"

->'''Chick''': "Nobody likes puns, Disney, come on..."
->'''Nella''': [miserably] "Nella likes puns."
->'''Chick''': "As I was saying, nobody likes puns."
->'''Nella''': [Slopes away like a beaten dog.]

->"So while Nella and I were at Disney, her childlike wonder unshakable and my nonchalance unsubtle as ever..."

->"Ugh, I'm getting angry, I need to stop."
--> -- ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''
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->"Like in ''{{Avatar}}'', I think we can all relate to the white guy who fucks everything up and wants to make amends."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Titanic}}''.

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--> -- '''Chick''' ''{{Armageddon}}''

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--> -- '''Chick''' '''Chick''', ''{{Armageddon}}''


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->"And she has a nightmare which less pertains to aliens as it does to hairy guys, which is totally understandable, let's face it."

->"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops." *runs*
--> -- '''Chick''', ''EarthGirlsAreEasy''.

->"Little girls are waiting on bated breath for their wedding day. I know I was... when I was six."

->"Here's the thing about dreams: they may provide escape from the real world, but they set expectations for the real world too."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''DisneyPrincesses''.


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->"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."


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->"It seems like every girl goes through a dragon phase, or at least I know I did, partly fueled by this movie. I was eleven, and he was just so honorable, and he was voiced by Sean Connery!"
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Dragonheart}}''

->"I'm your Nostalgia Chick and I am a DistaffCounterpart. Eh, it pays the bills."

->"Women are just doomed. Innocent and childlike yet curious and destructive. I don't know how we stand us."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''TheSmurfettePrinciple''

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--> -- ''{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Chick''': Can I punch you?

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--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}''.

->"Uh, Nella, do you think there are two ostensibly straight doing this exact same thing as this exact same moment?"

->[after waking up from getting her head exploded] "God, where am I? Happy pills... [takes a few and gets perky again] Hi! I'm your Nostalgia Chick!"

->"Reviewing dude stuff is fun! You know what? I like it! I like it a lot! I like it so much I'm gonna go frolic in a meadow."

--> -- '''Chick''' ''{{Armageddon}}''

->"Why do I keep being rendered unconscious by my many male nemeses?"

->"I hate the world."

->'''Critic''': [gradually sounding like his normal self]: "Okay, no no no no no no, you are so wrong! No, no! I'm not in here!"
->'''Chick''': "I know it's you!"
->'''Critic''': "Hold on! Hold on! Think about it, do you really want to leave now in the middle of this bad movie?"
->'''Chick''': "YES!"
->'''Critic''': "Hear me out! If you leave now, you will never know just how bad this movie is, and you can tell people that you sat through the worst piece of shit that has ever been made by humans."
->'''Chick''': Can I punch you?you first?



--> -- After Critic's big speech in the ''{{Bratz}}'' review.

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--> -- After Critic's big speech in the ''{{Bratz}}'' review.
''{{Bratz}}''.

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->""Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Mystique one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]

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->""Not ->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Mystique one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]

->"Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Maleficent one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything.
" *scream* [a picture's shown]



->"Again, I think they're trying to be funny. I'm not sure, they ''are'' British."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''SpiceWorld''.

->"I'll miss you, New York."

->"Santa Baby, I need a hundred and sixty grand. Grad school's kinda expensive. Santa Baby, I actually think fat guys are kinda hot."

->"If you grew up in the South like I did, then you probably know this song, and you also know that southerners find nothing more ''hilarious'' than alcoholism, especially paired with domestic abuse."

->[southern accent] "Y'mean there's life outside the Walmart?"

->'''Elisa''': "Stop filming me!"
--> -- ''The Top 11 Disturbing Christmas Songs''.

->'''David Bowie''': "...I will be your slave."
->'''Chick''': "Um, sounds like a pretty sweet deal?"
--> -- ''{{Labyrinth}}''

->"Hi, I'm Lindsay, star of such internet ''phenomena'' as the Nostalgia Chick."

->"When have I even displayed even the slightest of attractions to the Critic? He's all [mumbling] beardy and ew."

->'''Nella''': "Well you two have a lot in common."
->'''Chick''': [quick and with a DeathGlare] "Like what?"

->"Oh My God! You and I haven't watched the MLP movie in like three days!"

->'''Nella''': "Go on a date, out of this apartment, away from me, for more than three hours... people are starting to talk."

->'''Chick''': "Wanna get something to eat?"
->'''Critic''': "Yes!"
->'''Chick''': "You wanna go out?"
->'''Critic''': "No."
->'''Chick''': "Why not?"
->'''Critic''': "I- I don't have a car."

->'''Chick''': "So did you ever watch like GI Joe or-"
->'''Critic''': [has snapped] "I've had it! You're always asking me these questions! I'm not the answer man, I don't know everything! Don't you understand me? Don't you care? Gawwwwwd!"
--> -- ''Thanks For The Feedback''

->"She only gets hit on by frogs, moles, beetles and fairies... I think I kinda relate to this girl."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Thumbelina}}''

->"Oh God, not again."

->"I'm so ashamed of my body!"



--> -- '''Chick''', Spooning With Spoony.

->"You're not gonna take this one away from me."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}'', giggling and stroking an unconscious Critic.

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->"My Daddy didn't love me!"
--> -- '''Chick''', Spooning ''Spooning With Spoony.

->"You're
Spoony''

->"I'd have to get up... and go dance... which I don't really want to do... at least by myself."

->"Dance, monkey!"
--> -- '''Chick''', ''The Top 11 Embarrassing Dance Crazes''

->"NELLA!!"
--> -- '''Chick''', constantly.

->"Electric Light Orchestra, Olivia Newton John, Gene Kelly and aliens, c'mon, how can this not be the greatest thing ever?"

->"Why are you obstructing your robot with a shitty fog machine? It's a robot! Let us see the robot!"
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Xanadu}}''

->"Let me posit this idea: aliens... awesome, robots... also awesome, cars... pretty awesome, if a little planet-destroying. Put them together and what do you get? [[{{Transformers}} Hell yeah!]]

->"I don't think I have enough irony in me."

->[giggling and stroking the Critic] "You're
not gonna take this one away from me."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}'', giggling and stroking an unconscious Critic.
''{{Transformers}}''.
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->""Not that there's pictures of me dressed as Mystique one year for Halloween in college floating around the internet or anything." *scream* [a picture's shown]
--> -- '''Chick''', ''The Top 11 Villainesses''.
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->"It's always nice when the dead can come back to allay your regrets." *sadface*

->"Why don't they [virgins] lose it when they come out of the womb? ...bleeding and screaming."
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->"No, excuse me, I still need a year or so to recover from my '''massive trauma''' of seeing a cat die again."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''HocusPocus''.

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->[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. Besides how gay could it be?"

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->[After the "AmbiguouslyGay Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[TheNostalgiaCritic us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[TemptingFate Besides how gay could it be?"be]]?"
->"Jesus Christ, why don't you hold his hips a little more tender there! I mean..."
->"Was that a sexual overture or am I missing something? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that..."
->"You know what? Fuck it. '''We're off to the pride parade!'''"

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->'''Chick''': [[HilariousInHindsight Ah, animosity! It must be love!]]



->'''Chick''': [[HilariousInHindsight Ah, animosity! It must be love!]]
--> -- ''{{Anastasia}}'' review.


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->"You're not gonna take this one away from me."
--> -- '''Chick''', ''{{Transformers}}'', giggling and stroking an unconscious Critic.
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->'''Chick''': Can I punch you?
->'''Critic''': No.
--> -- After Critic's big speech in the ''{{Bratz}}'' review.
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--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

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--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''''{{Grease}}''

->"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."
--> -- '''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to Nella.
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->"I have no self-respect!"
--> -- '''Chick''', Spooning With Spoony.
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->"And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who's pretty much a shameless knock-off of her already popular male counterpart?"

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->"And ->"[[HypocriticalHumor And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who's pretty much a shameless knock-off of her already popular male counterpart?"counterpart?]]"
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->'''Chick''': Ah, animosity! It must be love!

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->'''Chick''': [[HilariousInHindsight Ah, animosity! It must be love!love!]]
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->"I, like most of the world, am an American. And what's more American than sanitizing your own history to the point where it's no longer recognizable? PUPPIES!!!"

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->"I, like most of the world, am an American. And what's more American than sanitizing your own history to the point where it's no longer recognizable? PUPPIES!!!"[[BaitAndSwitch PUPPIES!!!]]"
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->"And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who's pretty much a shameless knock-off of her already popular male counterpart?"
--> -- '''Chick''', in the ''SheRa'' review.
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->'''Chick''': Ah, animosity! It must be love!
--> -- ''{{Anastasia}}'' review.
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->"[[RunningGag YAAAY]]!"
--> -- '''Chick and anonymous children'''

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->"You'll be just like me, only female!"
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', on the premise of the Nostalgia Chick in the Chick's "Smurfette Principle" video

->"Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."
--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

->"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"
--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->"And here's a thing nobody ever wanted to think about again. The ''eighties'' and your ''teenage years''..."
--> -- '''Chick''', in her ''TeenWitch'' review and [[HilariousInHindsight long before]] we saw her as an EmoTeen.



--> -- '''Chick''', her [[EstablishingCharacterMoment very first line]] in ''{{Pocahontas}}''.

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--> -- '''Chick''', her [[EstablishingCharacterMoment very first line]] in ''{{Pocahontas}}''.''{{Pocahontas}}''.

->"And here's a thing nobody ever wanted to think about again. The ''eighties'' and your ''teenage years''..."
--> -- '''Chick''', in her ''TeenWitch'' review and [[HilariousInHindsight long before]] we saw her as an EmoTeen.

->'''"Rasputin"''': I had nothing to do with flames of unhappiness!
->'''Chick''': Well, you kinda did. See, you're creepy and have that beard...
--> -- ''{{Anastasia}}'' review.

->"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"
--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->"Oh great, another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."
--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

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->"PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaChick'''



--> -- '''Chick''', in her ''TeenWitch'' review and [[HilariousInHindsight long before]] we saw her as an EmoTeen.

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--> -- '''Chick''', in her ''TeenWitch'' review and [[HilariousInHindsight long before]] we saw her as an EmoTeen.EmoTeen.

->"I, like most of the world, am an American. And what's more American than sanitizing your own history to the point where it's no longer recognizable? PUPPIES!!!"
--> -- '''Chick''', her [[EstablishingCharacterMoment very first line]] in ''{{Pocahontas}}''.
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--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

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--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->"And here's a thing nobody ever wanted to think about again. The ''eighties'' and your ''teenage years''..."
--> -- '''Chick''', in her ''TeenWitch'' review and [[HilariousInHindsight long before]] we saw her as an EmoTeen.
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--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

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--> -- '''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''''{{Grease}}''

->"This movie is [[DeadBabyComedy worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[TakeThat Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"
--> -- '''Chick''', after suffering through ''BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''
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->"Not another god damn camera."
--> -- '''Nella'''

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->"Not ->"Oh great, another god damn [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] camera."
--> -- '''Nella''''''Nella''', in the Chick's review of ''{{Grease}}''

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