History Quotes / TheGenericGuy

-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/why-i-love-evelyn-smythe.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Caretaker"

-> '''Ted''': I'm a generic guy. I dunno why I'm here.
-> '''Dilmom''': I say we whack the generic guy.

->"He's an ordinary average guy"
--> [[TheEagles Joe Walsh]]

->''"I’ve always liked that while Wolverine, Beast and Gambit have actual logos (and even Jubilee gets a Varsity-style font), Cyclops is introduced by just shooting optic blasts at nothing while his name hovers above in what might as well be Comic Sans.'Yeah, we know this dude’s boring,' says this intro, 'but there’s a dude with knives on his hands in a second, so keep watching.'”

->''"X-fans are divided on their opinion of the X-Men's field leader, Cyclops. Half think he's [[GoodIsBoring a boring killjoy]] whose real superpower is self-righteous repression. The rest liken him to ''{{ComicBook/Batman}}'' (minus the billionaire bank account & awesome spirit animal) because of [[TheSpock his strategic mind and extreme determination]]. The filmmakers are unwaveringly the former camp. So if you ever thought Cyclops was cool, the ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-Men]]'' movies will try their damnedest to cure you of this delusion. In the first ''X-Men'', there's [[InformedAbility zero evidence that he deserves to lead the team or Jean's love]]. (There's a deleted scene where he commands Wolverine to wear one of his old leather uniforms, which [[FoeYay shifts the dynamics]] of the love triangle)."''

->'''Rich:''' Winston is [[TheLoad dead weight.]]\\
'''Jay:''' ''(laughs)'' I watched [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters the cartoon]] all the time as a kid, but I don't remember it much anymore. But did Winston have more to do in the cartoon?\\
'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda had equal screen time in the cartoon.\\
'''Jay:''' Did he have more of a ''character'' in the cartoon?\\
'''Rich:''' ....no.\\
'''Jay:''' He was still [[TheGarfunkel The Other Ghostbuster]] guy?\\
'''Rich:''' The down-to-earth one.
-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

-> ''Everybody should have at least one ordinary friend, and Dan is as ordinary as they come. He is so ordinary that most people have to meet him six or seven times before they remember his name . . . One time for a computer project I scanned a whole bunch of student photos from the yearbook, then used a graphics program to morph them into a single face. What I got looked like a slightly fuzzy version of Dan Grant.''
-->-- '''Jason''', ''Godless''

->''At the heart of all of this is the idea of Martha, which is, of course, also at the heart of one of ''{{Doctor Who}}''’s great Problem Seasons... Martha, in most regards, seems the forgotten companion - the one that didn’t quite work. That’s not to say she doesn’t have her fans and admirers, nor that those fans are wrong. But they are swimming against the tide, and the show itself contributes to that tide.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/09/i-borrowed-them-from-hospital-smith-and.html PhilSandifer]]'''

->''Coulson’s right hand man is Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), who’s the muscles of the team, and about as expressive as a cardboard box full of styrofoam peanuts. In six episodes, the most intimate detail we’ve learned about him is that when he was a little kid, his older brother beat him up over a piece of cake.''

'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda equal screen time in the cartoon.\\

'''Jay:''' ''(laughs)'' I watched [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters the cartoon]] all the time as a kid, but I don't remember it much anymore. But did Winston have more to do in the cartoon.\\
'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda equal screen time in the cartoon?\\

'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda equal screen time in the cartoon.\\

-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]'''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda equal screen time in the cartoon?\\

-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia HalfInTheBag]]'''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

'''Rich:''' Yeah. I mean, they all kinda equal screen time in the cartoon.\\

'''Rich:''' Meh, the down-to-earth one.

'''Jay:''' He was still [[TheGafunkel The Other Ghostbuster]] guy?\\

'''Jay:''' I watched [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters the cartoon]] all the time as a kid, but I don't remember it much anymore. But did Winston have more to do in the cartoon.\\
'''Rich:''' Yeah. They all had more equal screen time in the cartoon.\\

'''Rich:''' ....no.
-->--'''''HalfInTheBag'''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/AgentsOfShield''

->''Coulson is the most well-rounded character of the bunch, though that’s not saying a whole lot. He’s tough, no-nonsense, occasionally given to unconventional tactics, and shows a lot of compassion for his agents. Clark Gregg is sort of like the cool principal you wish you had back in high school. But not even the awesomest high school principal in the world is dynamic enough to build a series around. Coulson’s right hand man is Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), who’s the muscles of the team, and about as expressive as a cardboard box full of styrofoam peanuts. In six episodes, the most intimate detail we’ve learned about him is that when he was a little kid, his older brother beat him up over a piece of cake.''

-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/AgentsOfSheild''

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