Ted: I'm a generic guy. I dunno why I'm here.
Dilmom: I say we whack the generic guy.
Everybody should have at least one ordinary friend, and Dan is as ordinary as they come. He is so ordinary that most people have to meet him six or seven times before they remember his name . . . One time for a computer project I scanned a whole bunch of student photos from the yearbook, then used a graphics program to morph them into a single face. What I got looked like a slightly fuzzy version of Dan Grant.
— Jason, Godless
"He's an ordinary average guy"